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Squid: Hey guys, what'd you all get in your yearbooks?
Snake: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight.'
Stampy: 'Most Likely To Start A Kitchen Fight.'
Amy: ...what's a kitchen fight?
Stampy: It's a secret.
Salem: I got 'The One Watching The Bar Fight And Cheering.'
Ash: 'Least Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Amy: 'The One Who Orders Hot Chocolate During The Bar Fight.'
Chache: 'The One Who'd Rather Go Home Instead Of Dealing With The Bar Fight.'
Broomy: 'The One Eating Fast Food During The Bar Fight.'
Mousie: 'Most Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'
Squid: 'The One Who Brought His Cat To The Bar Fight.'
Ash: ...what is a kitchen fight?
Stampy: More like why do you guys keep starting bar fights!
#stampylonghead#minecraft#stamps#iballisticsquid#squid and stampy#superchache39#salemslady#amylee33#mousie#broomycraft#ashdubh#snakedoctor73#stampy and squid incorrect quotes#rttm#race to the moon#rttm incorrect quotes
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Salem, frowning at Stampy: Is he... dead?
Snake: Well, I'm no doctor, but-
Squid:
Ash:
Stampy:
Mousie:
Snake:
Snake: Wait
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Stampy: I'm never going to use math in the real world.
[Years later]
Squid: Alright, guys, ready? We're going on the count of three.
Stampy: Oh no.
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Chache: *deep, suffering inhale* Squid, Stampy- have either of you ever heard of critical thinking?
Stampy: Hmmm... what are some of their songs?
Squid: Never heard of that band.
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Ash: Why are you hiding under the bed?
Chache, shaking: It's Squid and Stampy.
Amy: What did they do now?
Chache: They've been behaving perfectly and it's scaring me
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Chache: Just skip to the part that's gonna make me mad.
Stampy and Squid, covered in ash: That'd be all of it.
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Stampy: My biggest talent is being stress.
Ash: ...don't you mean... stressed?
Stampy: No.
Chache, exhausted: No.
#stampylonghead#minecraft#iballisticsquid#stamps#superchache39#ashdubh#squid and stampy#stampy and squid incorrect quotes#guys give chache a break please#race to the moon#rttm
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Stampy: Look, I know we made a mistake. But will you help, or will you just continue to berate us?
Chache: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time
#incorrect my hero academia quotes#well it's not actually mha it's just where I got the meme from#stampylonghead#minecraft#superchache39#stamps#rttm#race to the moon#chache#chache is done#he's just done#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Ash: Is he stupid?
Chache: Yes, but he prefers to be called Stampy.
#stampylonghead#minecraft#stamps#superchache39#ashdubh#race to the moon#rttm#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Police: You are hereby under arrest for driving around with four people on a single motorbike!
Chache: Seriously, guys? Can you get any more idiotic?!
Stampy and Squid: Easily.
Ash: Wait... four?
Police: Yes, four people.
Stampy, Squid, Ash, and Broomy: ...
Stampy, in a tiny whisper: Uh oh
Ash: SNAKE FELL OFF!!!
Chache: SNAKE WAS ON THERE??!!
Amy, who teleported here I guess: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
MEANWHILE
Snake: ...why am I in Nebraska?
#stampylonghead#minecraft#squid and stampy#stamps#iballisticsquid#ashdubh#snakedoctor73#broomycraft#amylee33#it's funny because they're british#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Chache: Look, guys. We need some inspiration if any of us are ever gonna get to the moon. What are you guys able to inspire in people?
Amy: Motivation!
Salem: Interest?
Alien: Fear
Squid: Confusion.
Stampy: Cake!
Chache, sighing: This... didn't go how I wanted
Snake: Dunno why you're surprised.
#stampylonghead#minecraft#squid and stampy#iballisticsquid#stamps#superchache39#amylee33#salemslady#race to the moon#incorrect quotes#i'm feelin' particularly depresssed so sorry if this wasn't as good as usual#happy ides of march#don't get stabbed#snakedoctor73#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Squid: Stamps and I have decided to plan a wedding.
Ash: Whose?
Stampy: Salem and Amy.
Snake: They're... dating?
Squid, glancing at Amy and Salem, half arguing and half flirting: Give it a week.
#stampylonghead#minecraft#squid and stampy#iballisticsquid#stamps#salemslady#snakedoctor73#ashdubh#amylee33#alem#it been a while since one 'a these how you guys#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Chache: Guys, gather 'round. We have a problem.
Squid: What, the fire?
Ash: No, the- wait. There's a fire?!
Stampy: Eh, it's not that big. What's the problem?
Snake, running past them with a water bucket: STAMPY YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE OVEN!!!
Stampy: I do?!
Chache, pouring more water on the fire: YES
Amy: ...how have we not been poisoned by any of his cakes yet?
Salem: No idea.
#stamps#stampylonghead#iballisticsquid#snakedocter73#superchache39#salemslady#amylee33#ashdubh#they're back and still setting things on fire#you'd think he'd learn#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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[Yes this is Stampy X Squid pls don't kill meh]
Stampy, calling everyone on a radio: Guys, come quickly! Squid and I are engaged-
Ash: Wow finally
Amy: Took you long enough
Chache: When's the wedding?
Stampy: -in battle!
Stampy: ... what?
Ash: Did we stutter?
Squid, being attacked by 3 endermen in the background: GUYS
#stamps#stampy cat#squid and stampy#stampy x squid#stampylonghead#stampylongnose#iballisticsquid#islipperyfellow#superchache39#ashdubh#amylee33#minecraft#gamers#gaming#squid doesn't have time for jokes he's dying#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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Squid: Stampy? I'm sorry. Please talk to me...
Stampy:...
Squid: Stampy?
Stampy, glaring at him:...
Squid: My wonderful friend?
Stampy, tears in his eyes:...
Squid: Stamps?
Stampy, tail flicking in sadness and annoyance:...
Squid: My bestest friend in the world?
Ash, walking in: *murmurs* ...what?
Stampy, betrayal in his eyes: Sorry doesn't bring back my chocolate cake, Squid
Ash: Okay, what?
Chache: Squid ate Stampy's cake and they've been like this for 4 hours
Ash: Seriously
Chache, going back to his book: Yeah. I often wonder if we're ever gonna get to the moon
Ash: ... Honestly it's the same with Snake and Broomy, though they're... calmer
Stampy: *hissing at Squid with his ears flat against his head*
Chache, about to cry: I know
#minecraft#squid and stampy#stampy cat#stampylonghead#stampylongnose#iballisticsquid#islipperyfellow#superchache39#ashdubh#squid ate stampy's cake again#stampy be sad and also mad#chache is tired#he's always tired around those two#he's also an idiot but he's kinda a calmer idiot#incorrect quotes#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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*In QTKTED*
Stampy: *throws Eye of Ender to find stronghold*
Stampy: *immediately loses it*
Stampy: Uh, Squid? I lost the Eye of Ender
Squid: WE ARE LITERALLY 15 BLOCKS FROM OUR HOUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT
#stamps#squid and stampy#stampylonghead#stampy cat#stampylongnose#quest to kill the ender dragon#qtkted#guys this actually happened i'm not making this stuff up#seriously they were like 12 blocks from their house#it was part 7 if you guys wanna fact check or something#incorrect quotes#stampy and squid incorrect quotes
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