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emberleaf23 · 2 years

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Squid: Hey guys, what'd you all get in your yearbooks?

Snake: 'Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight.'

Stampy: 'Most Likely To Start A Kitchen Fight.'

Amy: ...what's a kitchen fight?

Stampy: It's a secret.

Salem: I got 'The One Watching The Bar Fight And Cheering.'

Ash: 'Least Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'

Amy: 'The One Who Orders Hot Chocolate During The Bar Fight.'

Chache: 'The One Who'd Rather Go Home Instead Of Dealing With The Bar Fight.'

Broomy: 'The One Eating Fast Food During The Bar Fight.'

Mousie: 'Most Likely To Win The Bar Fight.'

Squid: 'The One Who Brought His Cat To The Bar Fight.'

Ash: ...what is a kitchen fight?

Stampy: More like why do you guys keep starting bar fights!

#stampylonghead #minecraft #stamps #iballisticsquid #squid and stampy #superchache39 #salemslady #amylee33 #mousie #broomycraft #ashdubh #snakedoctor73 #stampy and squid incorrect quotes #rttm #race to the moon #rttm incorrect quotes

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emberleaf23 · 3 years

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Broomy: Hey, Squid, what’s Stampy to you? You’re friends, but you kinda argue a lot

Squid: The reason I wake up every morning

Amy: Aw! That’s so sweet!

THAT MORNING

Stampy: WAKE UP, SQUID! I MADE CAKE!!!!

Squid: YOU ALWAYS MAKE CAKE! I NEVER EVEN GET ANY!!! YOU ALWAYS EAT IT!

BACK TO THE BOIS

Stampy: Oh yes, very sweet.

Squid: STAMPY

Chache, pouring coffee beans and hot water in his mouth: I’m going to go jump off the balcony and join the circus

Snake: I thought you already did

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emberleaf23 · 3 years

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Police: You are hereby under arrest for driving around with four people on a single motorbike!

Chache: Seriously, guys? Can you get any more idiotic?!

Stampy and Squid: Easily.

Ash: Wait... four?

Police: Yes, four people.

Stampy, Squid, Ash, and Broomy: ...

Stampy, in a tiny whisper: Uh oh

Ash: SNAKE FELL OFF!!!

Chache: SNAKE WAS ON THERE??!!

Amy, who teleported here I guess: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

MEANWHILE

Snake: ...why am I in Nebraska?

#stampylonghead #minecraft #squid and stampy #stamps #iballisticsquid #ashdubh #snakedoctor73 #broomycraft #amylee33 #it's funny because they're british #stampy and squid incorrect quotes

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emberleaf23 · 4 years

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Squid: Ugh, I hardly slept last night

Amy: When you can't sleep, it means someone's thinking about you

Mousie: I don't think-

Snake and Salem: Shhhh

Squid: Heh. Who would be thinking about me at 3 AM?

Stampy, freezing then laughing nervously: Yeah! Who would be thinking about you at 3 AM? You're only our leader, good at leading and being brave and being awesome and handso- and yeah!

Squid, frowning: Stampy, are you... forgetting to mention my spaghetti hoops?

Amy: *storms out*

Broomy, sighing: *hands Salem 50 bucks*

Ash: *slams his head into a wall*

Chache, slapping Stampy and Squid upside the heads: You oblivious, lovesick idiots.

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emberleaf23 · 4 years

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*after wisdom teeth removal*

Squid: Ya good, Stamps?

Stampy: Uuuugggghhhhh

Mousie: Alright, Stampy, how do you spell 'orange'?

Stampy: ...What...?

Salem: She's asking how ya spell orange

Stampy: ...the color or the fruit?

Squid: Yep, it's offical. The medicine's got to his head.

BOUNUS

Stampy: ...am I a cat or a dog...?

Squid: ...

Ash: Let's keep him away from sharp objects

Chache: He has claws

Snake: ...This is gonna be a great day, isn't it?

Broomy: Not in the slightest

Squid: Yep

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emberleaf23 · 4 years

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I've noticed that Stampy and Squid are kinda losin' popularity. Squid's stream with Stampy to help fight fires in Australia? Only 42 thousand views and 1 thousand likes! That's stupidly low!

So, I'm gonna start making memes with them, pertaining to their old minecraft series such as Race To The Moon, Quest to Kill The Ender Dragon, and others.

Guys, go check them out on YouTube. They're amazing and need more recognition. That is Stampylonghead and IBallisticsquid on YouTube. They will make you laugh and don't even cuss (well, they stopped cussing when they started realizing they had a younger audience) , so give them a watch!

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emberleaf23 · 4 years

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Squid: Hey, is something on fire?

Mousie: Yeah, I smell smoke...

Stampy, sweating nervously: I-I don't smell anything. But on a completely unrelated note, don't go into the kitchen.

Ash: Wait, why-

Snake, running in with a flamethrower: Guys, look what I found! Oh and also the kitchen is on fire.

Amy: Why was that even there in the first place?

Squid, glaring at Stampy: Stamps... what did you do?

Stampy: I just wanted to bake my cake quicker, okay? It takes so long to cook it normally!

Squid: IT TAKES 15 MINUTES YOU IDIOT!

Chache: Stampy, the cake's not a marshmallow!

Broomy: The base is burning down.

Salem: Yeah, uh... we may wanna fix that before we all die.

Squid, sighing: Don't worry. This is about the 5th time it's happened. Stampy doesn't learn a freaking lesson!

Chache: Yeah. I'll go get the water buckets...

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emberleaf23 · 4 years

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Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!

Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES

Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!

Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!

Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY

Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY

Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE

Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH

Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...

My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE

IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY

Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU

Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?

Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear

SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate

Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?

Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here

AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?

Broomycraft: Uhh...

The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE

Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...

Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...

Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!

Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?

Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community

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