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radioactive-cloud · 7 months

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you know what's important? nace's hair in this photo

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#i love his soft fluffy hair #and i love his hair slicked back #this tho???#this makes me go absolutely FERAL #the way he kept trying to put it in place during the concert....#sir please have mercy #(bet he looks just like that after a make out session with jan and pretends to be grumpy about his ruined hairstyle)#what who said that #nace jordan the man you are #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #joker out

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just-barrow · 2 years

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🔥🔥🔥

#axl rose #guns n roses #sir please have mercy #i love arm #modern day axl my beloved

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somefandomcontent · 2 years

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Reasons why I will not be surviving this season 😍

#sir please have mercy #hudson and rex #hudson & rex #spoilers #charlie hudson #john reardon

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eclipseshotel · 6 days

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Me watching Elder Predator in repose while he’s sprawled out on his furs beside me and I decide to check to see if he’s feigning slumber (he appears knocked out)

Me: “I love you…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “I’m pregnant…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You’re terrible in bed…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You can’t hunt for shit…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “Your trophy rack is way too small and—”

Elder Predator:

#OH YOU HEARD THAT #BIG GUY I WAS JOKING PLEASE HAVE MERCY #I play too much you know that sir #that is an immense insult not just to his manhood but his pride as a warrior #his trophy rack is ginormous and impressive and he’s about to make an addition to it shortly #you never insult a yautja’s trophy rack #I’ll just gaslight him and tell him he was dreaming obviously #I would never say such things #avp elder #yautja

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propertyofsamcollins · 1 month

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"Well, if you got such a problem with me not being packed, then how bout you help me out. Mhm. Put your money where that pretty mouth of yours is." - Sam Collins

Don't mind me I'm just-

#SIR PLEASE #HAVE MERCY I AM OVULATING #Samuel collins is the sexiest man alive (hes not real 😔)#Sams 2022 hbs and hbw>>#im going to impregnate him (hes a man and a vampire)#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted tank

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gallwithapall · 4 months

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Hes the prettiest motherfucker in all the land I UNDERSTAND NOW GUYS LOOK

Please idc if he's evil and manipulative... Just one chance

#star trek #ds9 weyoun #weyoun 5 #weyoun 6 #star trek weyoun #star trek jeffrey combs #jeffrey combs star trek #jeff combs #jeffery combs #jeffrey combs #ds9 #deep space nine #star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #deep space 9 #hes so hot #lord have mercy #please sir #please please please

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daydreaming-in-letters · 7 days

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#hozier #sir please #have mercy #that intense stare #i can’t

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isogenderskitty · 2 months

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i'm making a list of the known population of hatchetfield. i'm up to 170 people so far.

me begging nick lang for specific numbers instead of descriptions like "a hoard of murderous employees" or "a wave of burly men":

#please sir i understand that youre making the narration spicy and dont get me wrong its working #the narration is always great #but for my silly little autistic purposes please have mercy #hatchetfield

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radioactive-cloud · 6 months

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oh no........ what is happening to me......

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yeah bojan same i get you

#sir please have mercy #i'm so unwell #i need a minute or two or an hour to process this #nace jordan the man you are #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #joker out #tw flashing

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aye-aye-captain · 1 month

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Here I think you deserve this picture I found of Robert Lindsay today

WHAT 🤯🤯🤯🤯

How

Have

I

Not

Seen

This

BEFORE!?????😱😱😱

Holy fucking shit I love his body so damn much he's so manly AAAAAAAA I'm drying over here I want his eyebrows framed 🥵🥵🥵

#im in a dire need of one more hospital trip #your killing me slowly #.... please don't stop 🔥🔥🔥🔥#Robert Lindsay #mr Lindsay please have mercy #sir edward pellew #i simply gotta at that tag #mwah #ask

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just-slightly-chayotic · 1 year

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I'M FINE I SWEAR

#I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT THIS MOVE BUT IT GIVES ME SUCH INTENSE GENDER ENVY #jeff satur #jeff satur x etc #i am going insane over this video #WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR #I DON'T #I CAN'T #NO THOUGHTS????#LITERALLY SIR PLEASE HAVE MERCY #clearing out my drafts apparently

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emmyrosee · 2 years

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Emmy please give me more on play fighting with Samu I will absolutely gobble that up. Just him chasing you around the house and dashing around corners to catch you before picking you up, pinning you down, and tickling the life out of you. Please I am absolutely obsessed with your writing -pip anon

lol jokes on you, HE gobbles YOU up.

You’re literally just his favorite distraction, he can’t help himself. Merely you poking your head around the corner and calling him an idiot is enough to have him sprinting straight towards you to absolutely eat you.

It’s all the more amusing, because Samu always wears socks in the house, and as he’s making an absolute mad dash towards you, his feet slip out from under him and he looks like a cartoon character, and when you head the loud BOOMF against the wall, you know he’s absolutely eaten shit.

You pause to cackle and point at him, knowing it lights an even bigger fire under his ass, and he grins at your audacity. “You wanna fuckin’ laugh?” He snarls, sprinting towards you again, except this time, you’re unable to get the faster footing as he scoops you up in his arms, smirking as you kick and fight wildly in his grip.

When he tosses you unceremoniously onto the couch, you scramble to get away, but are unsuccessful as a massive paw wraps around your ankle and positively drags you back down towards him. He straddles you, careful to kneel his weight off of you, “I’ll give you somethin’ to fuckin laugh at.”

And he’s an absolute merciless man, just grabbing and tickling everywhere he can, teeth biting at your ears and neck with playful, animalistic growls and absolutely ignoring your shoves at his broad chest to get him away from you.

“I-I-I don’t l-like you!” You whine, giggles and snorts babbling from your mouth in wild ways. His brows shoot up in faux surprise. “You’re ssso mean to me!”

“I am?” He gasps, his tickling hands now balling into fists to playfully and lightly punch at your belly. “You’re the one who laughed at me when I fell!”

“I-it was funny!” You giggle, trying to curl away from his fake, gentle punches. He finally sighs and cards his floppy dark locks away, blinking down at your glimmering eyes and smile still etched into your face, taking in the sight selfishly before he ducks down to nudge your nose with his.

“Tell me you love me?” He whispers, smiling happily as your arms toss around his thick neck and fingers tangle in his hair.

“I love you, Osamu.”

“Again.”

This time, you plant a kiss to the side of his nose adoringly, “I love you so much, Osamu.”

“One more,” he murmurs happily, laying himself on top of you like a large dog, his nose burrowing against your chest and arms wrapped around you.

“I love you,” you kiss the crown of his head. “So much, Miya Osamu.”

“I love you more,” he hums, officially happy to just be in your arms.

Until next time, anyways.