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Rachel -> Oliver's lucky day

Prompt: "2 week notice"

For CRWR 213! FICTION!

You guys have been missing by content, I know, I know but I have been busy as something truly life changing has happened to me within the last week.

I can finally sit down and provide by little #jollyolliefanclub with a very exciting life update!  On January 2nd 2023 I woke up and routinely said “this could be the day.” The day for what you may ask? Honestly, the “day” could consist of anything, as long as it's not like every day I have lived. I do really appreciate my jollyolliefanclub and my fame but I wanted something more.  For those who do not know, my name is Oliver and I am 54 ½ years old and I earn $15.65 hourly at London Drugs. On a daily basis I deal with cranky old people, obnoxious babies, teenagers, and my favourite… Kleptomaniacs. I hate every single person who walks through those greasy automatic doors. Well unfortunately at 6:30 am it was time for me to leave my mother’s basement and walk through those greasy gates of hell and start my long shift. Day started off like every other sub par day, stocking shelves, scaring babies, and chasing after teenage kleptomaniacs, which are considerably worse than adult kleptomaniacs. It was lunch time, and I got 25 minutes off and absolutely annihilated my Big Mac, and beat my last record of one minute. In order to wisely use up the remaining 24 minutes and 30 seconds, I fantasize about publicly embarrassing my manager and exposing that he has been cheating on his wife with a teenager for the past year. Mom always says “he cannot be that bad!” I just tune mom out when she gets like that. She’s been retired for decades and has Alzheimers she doesn't remember working. Within the last ten minutes of my break I ran to my local gas station and saw Lotto 649’s draw of thirty million dollars. Decided to buy one knowing the odds were not in my favor, but again today could be the “day” I had thought. I looked at the seven numbers on my ticket and looked up and saw the winning numbers were on my ticket. Embarrassingly shrieked like a little prepubescent boy but can you blame me? Called mom and she got so excited I heard her dentures hit the tile floor. I distinctly remember my first words I said to my mom on the phone, “mom! I can finally give my two week notice to my asshole manager!” Since then I decided to invest a large portion of my winnings and buy my mom veneers, so I don’t have to get hit in the face with slimy dentures.  Giving my two week notice of quitting was quite literally the best day of my life. What am I doing now? Living the best life I could live and volunteering a couple days a week at an animal shelter. Oh and sending hate mail to my old manager Gary. 

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“You call it madness, but I call it love.”

New McDonald's menu in Japan

The daily life of a single man who eats a hamburger alone 🤣

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Gotta get those body goals in.

Sabe, ninguém tem mais problemas com o amor do que eu. O que, para muitos e fácil, para mim e como se fosse uma missão impossível, encontrar um amor. Será que o materialismo atual é tão forte que os sentimentos do coração devem ficar sempre em segundo plano? Jamais desistirei de encontrar a minha amada, mas confesso que nesse vazio atual, minhas esperanças são quase nulas. #mauroverissimo #diadosnamorados #solteiro #solteiros #solteirosnobrasil #singleman #solteirosnorj #homenssolteiros #solidao #sozinho #alone #ａｌｏｎｅ #coraçãopartido #coracaopartido #solitario #solitario #vidasemamor #amorverdadeiro #amor #amor❤ #amor #encontrarpareja #encontraralguem #encontraralguém #namorar #queronamorar (at Itacoatiara, Niterói - RJ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeuY3zztCRP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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ME: OMG, me too! I am OBSESSED with "Sunporch Cha-Cha" haha, and how perfect is "The Singleman Party Fox Trot"?? 😃😄😃