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#best childhood book#poll#magic puppy#the tiara club#help i’m trapped#the incredible worlds of wally mcdoogle#silly verse for kids#minoan wings#candy fairies#little old mrs pepperpot#jill's ponies#the strictest school in the world
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He’s so stupid I love him
Bro will NOT just cuss like a normal person (Because if did he would burn for eternity for the sailor mouth he actually has)
#spiderman noir#spider noir#my art#spiderman#spider man: across the spider verse#into the spider verse#my wife#comics#spider man noir comics#headcanons#funny#the silly#silly man#wife#make him mad and he’ll spit out#word combinations you’ve never heard of#BARNACLES#applesauce#when he’s around kids he won’t cuss#when he’s around other adults he needs his mouth washed out
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jumping off the back of the post about genres of song lyrics, another thing about tmbg's lyrics in particular is that even when they write about pleasant themes, they still manage to frequently do so through a sinister lens:
the experience of having children and looking after them:
a nice little nightlight protecting a child muses on the shortcomings it would have outside its assigned responsibility:
fantasising about getting high in the park with your crush:
#tmbg#AND. I love it.#please feel free to add to this btw. I feel like there's more flansburgh examples but they're dropping out of my head#I've gone on and on about ''sleeping in the flowers'' already. so I won't repeat myself too much in the tags here#but I can also see how it's intended to come across as playful. like.#it's two people in love having a silly exchange between each other#I also like the little interlude from the nightlight's lullaby-of-sorts to the child to describing how it would make a really bad lighthous#''man it's a good thing I'm not one of those. I'm too small. if I did that then people at sea would crash and drown horribly hahaha#anyway good night''#and actually re: nanobots. it only just occurred to me#I'd gotten 'newborn citizenship of the micronations'' being a verbose way to describe. babies lol#but is the start of verse about the actual birth of a child and getting so distracted by the preparation and stress#that you almost forget oh yeah. I have this kid now :)#and thinking about how even tho your worries around that are now over you'll focus instead on all the future responsibilities you'll have#how does something written in such a detatched way manage to be so sweet
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I need those assholes at Sony to make my spidersona real so they can give Miguel something to smile about
LOOK AT HIS SMILE!(second pic)
MAKE HIM HAPPY GIVE HIM A KID
And no don’t just make him take care of the spider society,give him a “adopted” daughter who is also a spider person and has a bit of trauma herself
SONY HIRE ME LET ME MAKE THIS MAN SMILE
#across the spider verse#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman#atsv#miguel o'hara#spidersona#he so cute when he smiles#let him be silly#let him be happy#this man needs a hug#he is so beautiful#he deserves more love#he deserves the fucking world#GIVE HIM A KID#SONY HIRE ME#my spidersona would be so nice and cool to him as his daughter
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“You also forgot the toy”
#spider man: across the spider verse#spiderman#doc ock#the spot#fan art#mcdonald’s#kids meal#this guy#the skrunkly#the silly <3#the guy ever#awwwwww#just a little guy#the missile is eepy#kawaii
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【Huntdad】 AU
Verse, where Mono does not come back for Six in the Wilderness [or takes time to do so // depends on context]
cw: bright light
The Hunter catches a child in the forest. Something about her makes him hesitant to take her away [to the Maw].
A strange familiarity, kinship he has never known. Strong spirit in fragile body. Enough children still believe that this world has mercy for them (<fools!>). Enough children still hope. But not in this case. Whatever that child has been through: she doesn't hope. She simply does what needs to be done.
That said, the hermit decides to keep the child with him. For now.
It takes a lot of time for Six to trust him. The Hunter grumbles, curses. He considers if it's really worth it to have another mouth to feed? It would be easier to just find a wild dog. He's not as good at taming beasts as he is in hunting them.
But the child comes out of her hideaway eventually. The Hunter doesn't really know what he wanted to achieve here, so he begins to train her.
Six eats with him, walks with him and hunts with him. She's more a hunting dog than a child, truth be told, but she doesn't complain. She likes to catch something alive with her bare hands and make it unalive. Sometimes she growls and screams at her prey and it seems to the hunter that she has been holding back this anger for a long time.
The Hunter teaches her how to handle a knife, make fire and cook raw meat. Six finds mushrooms and vegetables in the forest. He goes extra mile to provide her with the things she needs. She sews up his wounds where he cannot.
They never speak of any of that. They never exchange more than a few words, in fact. They create their own language of grunts, gestures and meaningful silence. The Hunter doesn't really know what's going on inside this child's head, but if he was her he would be grateful and he counts on that.
It is an acceptable tandem, they have.
◉ The Hunter in this verse takes guardian role over Six. He's not very fatherly or friendly, and ceirtanly won't admit it, but his protectiveness shows in his actions. In his eyes, he teaches Six how to be on her own, rather than depend on him
◉ This verse may include other kids with or without Six, for he's more ready to take care of them, as he did with Six. He still doesn't have a soft spot for children, but he's more tolerant of them
◉ This verse has blurred boundaries and unclear definitions. Plot where Six runs away eventually and plot where she calls him Dad both will fall under the definition of Huntdad AU
#��Huntdad】 AU#//verse called Huntdad because dadster is already taken by dr.gaster from ut. I don't want unwanted attention from ut fandom#//if any kid muse wants to interact I'll automatically think that it would be in canon verse UNLESS specified that you want huntdad au#tw bright lights#cw bright lights#【Beast of a Man】 c:Hunter#【Tasmansky Devil】 c:Six#//I may sometimes be too serious and dramatic but this au is mostly silly and goofy#little nightmares 2 hunter
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havgni like a rlly funny stockfly verse image rn. imagining the first time he ingests the mutagen its like!! very typical 'first transformation' stuff. lots of knocking shit over, lots of drama etc etc. (also he accidentally kills the power in his own lab or smth idk) & then one of his kids comes in like "hey dad" & its Dark & ALL u can see is stockman's bug eyes glowing in the dark like a fuckngi cat while what u can see of his silhouette is very clearly no longer human. & they jsut stare @ each other & its like oh shit
but hten said kid tht walked in on him is just like "can we have chicken nuggets for dinner" & baxter, who is, like, WINDED @ this point, is just like.........yeah ok, KGHFKJG
#WEREWOLF RAMBLES. / OOC.#BAXTER STOCKMAN. / VERSE 003. STOCKMAN FLY.#( tht same kid leaving the lab talking 2 their siblings after like 'dad said we could. oh also i wouldnt bother him rn he kinda#turned himself into a fly. yeah i'd give him a minute' /SILLY )
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It took three tries of redesigning him but I finally got it
This is the Itsy Bitsy Spider-man, or Itsy for short. His real name is Pablo Portillo. He was bitten by a radioactive spider while shoplifting and a canon event and one less Tia later became the one and only Spiderman. That is until another Spiderperson came along and he had to rebrand (boo) to Itsy-Bitsy.
Now he fights crime with his partner/bff (still being made by my friend) Honey-Spider (subject to change)
I’ll probably post some unfinished doodles later.
#spidersona#spider oc#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#oc art#emo scene#scene kid#silly goofy guy#seriosuly he’s just a goober#p.s. Miguel is flabbergasted at two spider men in the same universe#he starts tweaking again
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OH MY GOD IS THAT CHAPTER 3 OF PIRATE AU FROM @chaosfairy18 AND ME
WHY YES IT IS
NOW GO READ IT, ALSO BOOKMARK IT SO YOU CAN GET NOTIFIED WHEN MORE CHAPTERS ARE POSTED
#kid blink and jack are silly little guys in this#race is just done with this shit#AND WE GOT PIE EATER#HES KING#also i cant wait for the next chapter#its skittery and tumbler#and that lore is so good#trust#racetrack higgins#racetrack newsies#pie eater newsies#newsies#92sies#1992 newsies#1992sies#newsies 1992#Coin Verse
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UGHHHJ I MADE ANOTHER ONE
(sorry I mentally died again, but I am back…maybe)
#stinkies#spidersona#spiderman#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#no sabo kids unite#miguel o'hara#miles molares#drawing#hispanics#the sillies#jupina draws#spiderverse fanart#spider man: across the spider verse#spider man oc
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#best childhood book#poll#preliminary round#cobble street cousins#ten kids no pets#magic puppy#the tiara club#help I’m trapped#the incredible worlds of wally mcdoogle#silly verse for kids#candy fairies#pixie tricks
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aeri 🤝 hyun ( @mythvoiced ): hot, professional, mean old timers in the fashion industry who probably hate everyone except for their equally hot ceo partners ( ft. @devangelis & @theimpalpable ) who both probably have no clue what the difference between satin and silk fabrics are....but are nonetheless smitten with their supermodel partners :)))
#mythvoiced#devangelis#theimpalpable#dash commentary ( aeri. )#i had to make this post once i read lenlen's celebrity verse hcs 👀👀👀#shake my hand lenlen....SHAKE MY HAND it's a binding contract jfskldfjslkf :DDD#hahaha i'm just thinking about if hyun and aeri are friends...then the double dates that would happen#also the casual gossip aeri gives hyun....not bc she's invested but bc it's fun to see the drama happen from afar fjskldjfslkdjf#( plus aeri looking at boram and then at hyun like: '....you weren't kidding when you said he was actually nice' JFLKSDJFLDSJ )#( bc deva is also mean...and if she wasn't i don't think aeri would have fallen for her :'DDDD )#( but also don't mind me and my silly shitposts <3 <3 <3 )
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I had another nightmare tonight.
It wasn't like some of the ones I've had before. It wasn't about the children. Still, I got up to check on them. Habit, I guess, but I had to make sure. Even if I was in my nights, even if my heart was still racing, wings aching from the tension- I still… had to see. I had to see them asleep, watch them breathe for a moment- remind myself that they're still here and safe, even though the danger of my memory was not after them.
Is that silly?
It could be.
But it brought me comfort. To know they're alright. In my memories, I see explosions and swords. I see the rampage of war in the Artic, my wings being the only thing that kept me alive.
Death doesn't scare me. But in the corner of my eye, sometime I would see soldiers fall. Sometimes they were much younger than I expected.
Sometimes I see Chayanne, in those nights. In the memory of bloodshed, I fear I'll lose him. I'll lose him, like I lost my home, like I lost my life.
What will I do when it isn't just a nightmare anymore?
I'm not quite sure. I pray I'll never have to know, but this world reminds me daily that it doesn't want to see my hopes. They don't want us here.
I had a nightmare tonight, and I sincerely hope it stays in my dreams.
(And I sincerely hope that the day I lose them, should that day ever come, death will welcome me, too, into her open arms. I pray she is kind enough to let me stay with them, and the cold of her hands does not bring me back, here, awake. Staring at an empty ceiling and wishing, alone. I want to stay. I hope I am not left alone to rot in the silence of an empty home.)
#kids dont look#verse one: last words of a shooting star#feathered reflection#angst#(( ooc: not tagging thid as straightverse because its being silly and not actually contributing much to the yaoiverse plans ))#(( ooc: i enjoy doing my own thing for the most part in all honesty ))#(( ooc: saw everyone go to sleep and its really late in my timezone (2am) so i thought. ill post that thing ive been thinking abt ))#(( ooc : enjoy? ))
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Valicer Not-Incorrect Quotes, Halloween Editon
[Context: Alice auditioned for a scare house and was hired on the spot to replace someone who'd quit suddenly; as a result, she was only able to send a quick text to Victor and Smiler saying she got the job and would tell them about it later]
Alice: [jumps out of a corner in the scare house, covered in fake blood and waving a knife] ARRRGH!
Pair Of Sisters: [scream and run on to the next performer]
Alice: [hides again and jumps out at the next passersby] ARRRGH!
Frat Bro: [screams surprisingly high-pitched and flees]
Alice: [hides again and jumps out at the next couple] ARRRGH!
Victor & Smiler, out on a date: [yelp -- then stop dead as they recognize Alice]
Alice: [also freezes as she recognizes them] ...
Victor: So this is where you were hired!
Smiler: [grins and waves] Hi bestie!
Alice: [trying not to laugh] Don't call me that, I'm trying to murder you.
--
Smiler: [entering the house fresh off a shift at Sunny Brews] Hey, I'm home!
Victor: [getting off the couch to greet them] Welcome back! I hope you had a --
Victor: [pauses, then leans in and sniffs Smiler] Goodness, you smell -- really good.
Alice: [getting up as well] They what? [goes in for a sniff too] Huh. You do smell good. Very -- fall?
Smiler: Yeah, that'll be the fifty million pumpkin spice lattes I made today.
--
Victoria: [showing the trio and Emily a new treat recipe she wanted to try out] And now you pipe your meringue on top of the cookie base in a swirl, like so.
Smiler: [looking at the resultant swirl with a raised eyebrow]
Victor: [guessing at what they're thinking] No.
Alice: [also guessing] Besides, it's white.
Smiler: ...that just sent my mind off in a different direction.
Victor: NO.
--
[Context: Victor, Alice, and Smiler are watching The Nightmare Before Christmas with Smiler's other coaster friends]
Thirteen: [glancing over at Victor and jerking her head toward the TV and Halloweentown] So, is that what your hometown looks like?
Victor: Har har. I'll have you know it's not nearly that colorful.
Rita: So more like the town in Frankenweenie, gotcha.
Oblivion: Does Jack come to your family reunions?
Victor: Come on, I don't look that much like a Tim Burton character.
Alice: You really do.
Smiler: You're one oddball corpse-revival away from starring in one of his movies.
Victor: [fake pouts] You're all mean.
Smiler: [winks] And we already know you like spirals.
Victor: [deep blush] Can we go back to watching the movie?
--
Alice: [sidles up to Victor drawing something and leans over him, grinning and showing off fake vampire fangs] Hi darling.
Victor: [glances up at her with a smile -- then does a double take when he notices the teeth] Oh! Ah, hello.
Alice: [still grinning, running a finger along Victor's neck] Like them? I got them just for you.
Victor: [visibly swallows] Ah -- they're -- they're very nice.
Smiler: [abruptly appears at the door in a lab coat and yellow spiral-pattern goggles, lounging against the frame in a way that's meant to be sexy] I understand someone in here needs some serious brainwashing?
Victor & Alice:
Victor: [snorts and turns away to try and hide his laughter]
Alice: [shakes her head, snickering] Way to kill the mood.
Smiler: This is the sexiest outfit in the world and you know it.
--
[after hours at the scare house]
Coworker: Hey, Alice? I saw you kissing some guy behind the attraction on our break --
Alice: Oh, that was my boyfriend, I wasn't making out with a random guest.
Coworker: [fidgeting] Yeah, but -- I saw him come in with some other guy, and kiss him too.
Alice: Oh, that was my boyfriend's themfriend.
Coworker: ???
Alice: We're complicated.
--
#valicer#not incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#victor van dort#alice liddell#smiler alton#halloween#wanted to do something new for the spooky season#came up with the 'Alice working in the scare house getting surprised by Victor and Smiler' scene#ran with it from there XD#if you're confused by the ghost cookie one#know that was actually inspired by an episode of Great British Junior Bake-Off I saw#where the kids had to make poop emoji cookies XD#and I had to do the 'Victor looks like a Tim Burton' character one#obviously Tim's Corpse Bride doesn't exist in this universe if Victor's wandering around in the real world#but that doesn't stop Victor looking like he belongs in one of his films#before you ask no I don't know if Alton Towers has the same coasters or not in this verse#maybe they do but they're named different things or have different theming I dunno#but yeah enjoy my silly Halloween scenes! I had fun with them#queued
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'tommy?', the other calls out for him, absentmindedly, shuffling
through some report papers on the office's desk, or something
similar, casual. seemingly, they blink though, and suddenly... 💼
" y-yeah, you, um. called? " tommy is already stood behind them, hands in
his pockets, giving his best, brightest smile. (how the hell did he do that...?) 💼
#* && IC#* && DASH COMM#* && TOMMY / COOLATTA .#v00 * verse tbt / verse undefined .#a silly............. the weirdo can teleport short distances so i thought this would be funny. nothing personal kid. asdfghjkl
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@taxidermymaster liked for a starter 。
The Lady huffs, holding the telephone's golden handset close to her hear with her shoulder as she massages her temple with her hands.
"The pe－ the child has been under your supervision before, was she not? She would be－" a sound of something being knocked over alerts her, but she can't peek her head outside the elevator without dropping the phone, so she continues, "－ in far better care in your capable hands. You have a talent for dealing with beasts."
#「 THE MAW MUST SURVIVE 」 － ic#「 ANYONE YOU OPEN ON ANOTHER OCEAN 」 － 《seafarers》 verse#「 DIVE INTO THE MADNESS 」 － threads#taxidermymaster#// hey bestie. i saw u liked my post.#// do u remember that silly haha about huntdad and seafarers lady colliding.#// well.#// LMAOOOOOOOO#// she was about to call poor Six a pest when she aint even done nothing >:[#// she fr just wants the kid off her back
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