#shitpost 'til i die
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OMG!
I've made the world 5000 worse!
#it's all shitposting#even the serious stuff#*particularly* the serious stuff#shitpost 'til i die#and then i'll probably have queued posts and i'll be shitposting from the grave
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tallied up yangchen’s death count (including near deaths) and how they actually died and guess how many yangchen actually killed with her own two hands?
zero
how many does she blame herself for?
every single one
(9 deaths, 1 near death, 3 who were handled off screen so we don’t actually know if they lived or died)
how many of these deaths/near deaths can be traced back to chaisee and her actions?
all but one ☝️ (not even including the UNTOLD number of people she also killed offscreen. i’m only counting the deaths where her and yangchen’s involvements crossed)
the document has been appropriately titled ‘if i have to see another bad yangchen take i’m gonna enter my kalyaan arc 👹’ so i hope that gives everyone some insight to my mindset lmao
#yangchen defender til the day i die baby#mal's shitposts#chronicles of the avatar#avatar yangchen#all of these people died from someone else’s hand and yet yangchen’s first response is ‘i did this’
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kota, on main: this is what lovers do
aew commentary: they seem like very good friends 😊
#shitpost#sorry not sorry ill be furious about this til the day i die#the salt in the wound is im currently writing my dissertation about this exact type of casual queer erasure#theyre not called the golden lovers for shits and giggles excalibur#golden lovers#aew#wrestling#kota ibushi#kenny omega#kenneth#kota
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3ds fire emblem is fun because with the power of hair color you can make anybody siblings even if they really shouldn't ever be
#source: @moshpitjones on tiktok#fire emblem#fe inigo#fe severa#fe shitpost#cordelia/olivia implied?? lmao??#chromlivia truther til i die but this. this is such a funny family dynamic to me i cant even lie#do NOT talk to me about the shade of red on inigo#i couldnt find a good way to get cordelia’s red on him so i improvised. shut up#this has been in my drafts for like months btw i dont even know if its funny#but i still think them as siblings is one of the funniest pairs you could make in awakening#they steal all the hot water from their moms when they both take 2 hour long showers
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not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.
#raj shitposting#i relate to will because hell is other people indeed all hail jean-paul sartre also infj and only child in a dysfunctional fam solidarity <#i relate to abigail because wtf my parents are not really okay i need help also only child in a dysfunctional family (father) solidarity <3#i relate to hannibal because wtf that rude misogynist does NOT deserve to live also classical music poetry medicine and art history <3#i relate to chilton because fml i really wanted to be like this person for xyz reason but now i just have an unsolicited rival who i like <#i relate to freddie because why not i love trolling people and making their lives miserable also journalism <3#i relate to bella because wtf let me just die in peace why am i important to y'all you pieces of shit#i relate to beverly because there is def something up with this middle aged bastard ik it i just do#i relate to margot because jfc everyone in my family hates me for being a girl#i relate to alana because i'm gay and i did not know this til it was too late lmao#i relate to jack because wtf is going on why are y'all acting up#i relate to bedelia because i am surrounded by idiots#i relate to jimmy because fuck everything i love bees#i relate to brian because i have really groovy friends#hannibal
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no shade to anybody whatsoever but sometimes i read julian fics and wonder if the author is aware of how easily the human bite can kill
#ill be reading and then mc starts biting him til he bleeds repeatedly and im like. ok hes probably going to die of infection tomorow#this is a joke btw i dont think this is bad its actually very funny to me#julian devorak#shitposts by fern
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Demon Slayer or atla for the shippy meme?
why not both! :D
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KNY
lowkey otp: uzusane!! i think i just started shipping them because i liked them individually and wanted to throw them together but i read some really good fanfics and they grew on me so much, pushing my rarepair agenda til i die!
highkey notp: giyutan and uzuzen, i just don't like the thought of these 20 something year olds meddling with teens. giyuu in my head is like a brother to tanjiro and tengen and zenitsu have an extremely entertaining dynamic but it doesn't read ship to me at all.
[softly] don’t notp: i'm getting kinda hooked on rengiyuu, i just thought about it because i needed to put some characters into an incorrect quote but ever since they've just been on my mind.
highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: NEZUSEN! and no this is not a typo, i'm talking about nezuko and senjuro. this comic by one of my favorite fan artists got me intrigued and i love the idea of them getting together some time post canon when they're all grown up, like a really nice reunion story would be so cute.
highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: it is so cruel that you'd make me decide but i think. and i hate to do this because it means i can't mention all of the other options but i think i have to go with sanekana. there's so many demon slayer ships that are so near and dear to my heart but sanekana is just. idk man. they're everything to me.
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ATLA
lowkey otp: agaiiiiin so many options... i have to say yueki, yue and suki. idk i just always have them in the back of my mind when i think about zukka and come on they would make such a kickass couple.
highkey notp: tokka. i think toph's little crush on sokka is adorable but they're siblings your honor i'm sorry.
[softly] don’t notp: this is my time to come clean and tell you that i never truly got over my maiko phase. not entirely, at least, like i have other ships that i definitely prefer but they're just hnnngh i cannot sit here and pretend like "i love zuko more than i fear you" means nothing to me.
highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: i need you to stay with me. this started off as a funny idea from a shitpost but. jetkojin. jet zuko and jin. i loved jin so much, i would've loved to see more of her and just imagine throwing her into the already spicy jetko mix, like we all love some jetko right but now make it POLY. marvelous experience.
highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: maileemaileemaileemaileemaileemailee- i feel like my life is more peaceful ever since i have accepted them as my otp, they're everything to me and i could not be happier.
#thanks for asking!#rey answers#anonymous#ask game#ship ask game#atla#avatar the last airbender#kny#demon slayer
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tag your answer
#I got polls for days#its basic but live laugh lov#i just wanna have a nice life y'all#sometimes i wanna shitpost#but eventually i wanna retire
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Never. Fuck you.
#it’s ‘welcome to the playground’ til the day I die mfs#I’m hard of hearing anyway#this is a shitpost obv but#this is my j a m#the whole fucking soundtrack has my soul ascending#welcome to the playground#arcane#arcane soundtrack#arcane league of legends#tw swearing#it’s a lil thing
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imagine not liking food with earthy flavors. you dont wanna eat dirt? not even a little bit? you sicken me
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People out here shipping Makorra in the year of our lord 2021? That’s embarrassing,,,,
Anyway stan Korrasami for clear skin
#korrasami#shitpost#this is half a joke#but also how can you even ship makorra???#anyway#Korrasami til I die#LOK#legend of korra#Korra#asami#Asami Sato
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i want to study at Duel Academia
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how dare u make me read a shitty self insert in the year 2020 (ignore the fact im writing one for u😔) i hate u and ur dumb blog and the shit posting 😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡 cringey ass bitch the big top is calling 🤡🤡🤡🤡
fight me coward I'm SWINGING 😤😤😤😤 i'm gonna keep making shitposts until someone writes me actual self insert Holster fic so you better make it happen 😤😤😤 dont act like you and I aren't driving the same stupid clown car together 🤡🤡🚗
#ily bitch#I'LL KEEP MAKING SHITPOSTS TIL I DIE#mine#asked#wikipediathefreeencyclopedia#omgdexnursey
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cousin, who i’m constantly trying to annoy bc he’s a piece of shit and who doesn’t know i’m trans: i had a nightmare last night
me:yeah? what was it?
him: you were a guy, terryfing
me: oh yeah? :)
#oh my dude#your life is about to change#im gonna haunt you forever#til the day you die#and if i die first my ghost will do it#and we are both ghosts#i will laugh in your fucking face#shitpost#tw swearing
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whenever you’re thinking about taking a social media break or deleting facebook or whatever
please think about my badass friend who does not even own a phone
i didn’t say doesn’t own a smartphone. i mean she doesn’t have a phone at all. she lost it once and never bothered replacing it. if you want to hang out with her you have to send an email, and pick a day & time & place, and you damn well better show up when you said you would, because you can’t just call her to say “oh i’m running late!”
anyway tbh that increased her (already substantial) air of impressiveness & inaccessibility and i think she honestly gets more people to hang out with her now. because it’s a challenge! an adventure!
so like if you want to radiate that energy you totally can
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NGL my friends at school (all three of them) looked at me and went “Spiral, We’re adopting you.” Two of them are now my parents and one of them is that gay uncle and I wanna be like ‘nooo’ like stubborn for no reason but than I remind myself I have never had this type of pure love in years and therefore I will accept it and cling onto it like its the last thing in the world.
I APPRECIATE MY FRIENDS.
#friendship#wholesome#shitpost??#shitpost#I love my friends tho#sometimes I just#look at my friends#and I think#oh my god I am so lucky#and I'll keep that with myself til the day i die#this goes for like#every#single#one#of my friends#legit tho#which is why I try to like#be really nice#and give them stuff#which I WILL TRY TRY TRY to do#cause my friends are amazing tho#they can like tell me anything#and i wouldnt judge#just full on support#have a rough week? tell me about it#oh god I RAMBLED OH DEAR#MMM BYE
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