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i’ve never heard of anyone with the name of… brock. what an interesting name.
Yeah it didn't sound so different when your Dad was screaming it last night
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Look. I didn’t mean to break the bookshelf, okay?
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Oi! I don’t know what you told the future companions to make them look at me all sad but stop it! IM TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!
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I've seen various artists' renderings and I gotta know... What do your swim shorts ACTUALLY look like??
Just kidding. Actually I wear a variety of these because I like them, they’re very well designed, and also everyone who sees me in one just despairs.
#shitmemetalk#steve mod owns a beefcake swimsuit#they're fucking fantastic#worth every penny and then some#unamedwatcher
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Sorry for inactivity. Got a new kitten and she had been a handful. And by handful, I mean brainless.
Never met a cat more air headed than missy here. But I love her anyway.
She doesn’t have a name yet.
So, well call her Pants.
Also, she requires all my attention so I apologize but not really for inactivity. Like, she refuses to lay in her cat bed. Will only sleep in my bed or my lap.
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Next time you are considering murder, ask for the paperwork ahead of time.
It’s a big stack and it takes a while to put together.
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Meme squad.
Could we get the permits to go swimming in a nuclear reactor tank? A good team building exercise. I'm asking for a friend. That friend is me.
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If abducting gods and treating them to a dose of their own electric medicine is wrong I don’t want to be right
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What would you think is worse? You’re own newborn daughter or being the godmother of an adolescent Q?
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Me, using a sketchy unlabeled flask from the fridge that's PROBABLY cell media and HOPEFULLY not expired: "YOLO"
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Здравствуйте all
@natasharomanovamemequeen I hear you’re here too
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Raising a glass of wine to my one and only. Thank you for always being by my side, day in and day out. For always protecting me.
I love you, my new Ray Bans
(Just kidding.... Love you, tesoro)
#shitmemetalk#hydra husbands#brock rumlow#jack rollins#rayban#brock is feeling sappy and in love#love declarations
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What are...hobbies?
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So apparently me and my Doctor are from a different time line than every other Doctor here. ...this has led to a few awkward situations...
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If anyone needs me, I will be hiding on the floor of the tiniest darkest closet I can find in the tower eating vegan chocolate ice cream.
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You think I'm glaring at you
But I'm just staring into the distance because i forgot the word waffle
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