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Bulwark of the Foggy Evening - Beorning
I’m preparing a couple of outfits for Farmers Faire in a week!
Meanwhile, I had made this one for one of my beornings that played up the default grey-blue of the starter gear and the default color of the Osgiliath heavy chest piece. For a luxuriously trimmed look, I looked for other pieces of similar trim color -- sort of a shire peach-like muted gold/brass. The Wildermore heavy crafted pieces seemed to fit that description, with the added bonus of a heavy plated look to match the chest. Similarly, the boots had such trim, although I'm pretty sure these boots share a skin with some other Rohan-era heavy boots.
Head: Worn Hood - default
Shoulder: Enduring Wildermore Shoulderguards of Skill - navy
Chest: Jacket of the Osgiliath Berserker - default
Glove: Enduring Wildermore Gauntlets of Skill - navy
Leg: --
Boot: Reclaimed Boots of the Warrior - steel blue
Back: Cloak of the Autumn Traveller - steel blue
Main-Hand: Old Great Axe
Off-hand: --
Ranged: --
Location: Eastfold Hills Homesteads
#lotro#female beorning#beorning#steel blue#navy#shire peach#cosmetic outfit#Lotro à la Mode#Leafyfoots Wardrobe
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can you draw peach, thyme or shire?
i drew all 3! they are friends
#warrior cats#warriors#warrior cats oc#warriors oc#wc oc#comic: facets - four stones#peach (oc)#thyme (oc)#shire (oc)#sketch's sketches#sketch answers#anonymous#ty!!!#they hang out w garden and duck and acorn n her mom#buds n pals
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Thought this might be fun to do with the Springfest armor set --
I'm gonna have to do multiple polls for this one because there are so many dye colors but I have a plan that I think will work. Pick the option that has the color you want to vote for listed in it, and then when this poll is done I'll post another one to pick between those five. I will dye the armor set whatever color you guys pick. If the dye for it is currently inaccessible I will dye it the second most popular color while I run delvings trying to get the first most popular
(Note: the set appears to have a unique default color that is not equivalent to any dye, so I listed it as a separate color.)
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Peach is a Witcher confirmed.
...Actually Witcher AU Peach might be amazing. Fighting monsters but also understanding that sometimes, it's not them who are the Monsters, but the people who refuse to understand them.
I mean...if the shoe fits. Right?
Travels around with a big black shire horse mount, fond of the Igni sign above all else, a little spirited for a witcher, but has a good heart, even if she's a little cold.
forgive me for lack of knowledge, I have only played witcher3, and it was very good! But that was a long time ago now.
Can girls even be witchers? idk. who cares, it's cool.
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Spring Writing Prompts
It's finally hit, the spring fever is raging out of control and I'm in desperate need of sunshine, blooming flowers and green grass (lol). Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick, Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem's Lot, Press Play and Lessons In Chemistry.
Going outside and looking for the first signs of spring
Making a flower crown for their s.o
Picnic in the grass
Reading Peter Rabbit to the babies
Baby animals
"I picked these for you on the way home"
Waking up and hearing the birds chirping
Morning walk in the field
"Looks like someplace the elves might've lived"
Finding a fairy ring in the woods
"Might finally be warm enough for the thinner quilts on the bed"
Repairing old quilts from the attic
Warm tea for seasonal allergies
A shortcut to mushrooms
Pressing flowers
The contents of their s.o's nature journal
Tending the beehives and gathering the honey
Windchimes in the breeze
Dancing barefoot in the woods with their s.o
Getting the garden ready
"Darlin we almost bought out the garden section.......again"
Building a little village for the mice that live in the garden
Making a new dress or clothes from an old set of drapes
Muddy feet and shoes
Gathering berries and fruits in the orchards
Their favorite spot in the meadow
Feeding the highland cows (or cows in general) in the pasture
The secret garden no one else knows about
Taking in the smells of the flower garden
"Looks like the birdhouse finally has some occupants"
Painting a scene from a fairy tale outside
Shearing the sheep and spinning the wool
Scattering fallen flowers in the creek with their s.o
A little forest visitor using their s.o's hat as their bed for a nap
Fixing an old cottage and making it their home
Spring baking
Decorating for Easter
Making their s.o a cool peach tea after they've been in the field all day
Warm herb or flower bath at night
"This place reminds me of The Shire"
Fresh flowers for the morning
Tying flower sprigs on the baby's crib posts
Gathering water from the handpump
Hanging out by the pond in the yard
Sleeping with the windows open because it's almost the threshold of summer
Planting flowers for their elderly neighbor
Painting Easter eggs with the babies
Cleaning up the garden
Fixing the old stone birdbath
Hanging the wash on the clothesline to dry
#top gun maverick#robert bob floyd#bradley rooster bradshaw#natasha phoenix trace#pete maverick mitchell#jake hangman seresin#mickey fanboy garcia#javy coyote machado#reuben payback fitch#rhett abbott#miles miller#major major#ben mears#harrison knott#calvin evans#outer range#bad times at the el royale#catch 22 hulu#salem's lot#press play#lessons in chemistry
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Many Paths to Tread
written for @spring-into-arda's Back to Middle-earth Month prompt board prompts: "clouds" and "signs of trouble"
Summary: Frodo had always been meant to leave the Shire.
Rating: G
Word Count: 2.1k
Excerpt:
Merry settled back against the trunk of the willow, stretching his legs out in front of him. A light breeze stirred the graceful branches, which brushed over the sunlight-dappled water of the pond and trailed among the cattails that grew in thickets at the water’s edge.
Next to him, Pippin lit his pipe and pocketed his tinderbox, and the warm, earthy scent of pipeweed soon filled the air, complemented by Pippin’s steady stream of chatter about the various pies sold at Bywater’s market.
Merry tilted his head against the willow trunk and looked up through the long-limbed branches to the cracks of sky that showed between them. Sunlight peered between the puffy clouds that floated serenely across the sky, stippling the pond with light and shadow.
“Mrs. Cotton’s blueberry peach pie is particularly good, especially when she serves it with a bowl of sliced peaches and custard—” Pippin broke off and sat forward, his attention caught by someone walking along the footpath on the far side of the pond.
“Why, it’s Cousin Frodo!” Pippin exclaimed, standing and waving. “Frodo! Come join us!”
Frodo stopped and waved in recognition, then followed the curve of the pond bank to where Merry and Pippin sat before the willow.
Read the rest on AO3.
#lotr#meriadoc brandybuck#frodo baggins#peregrin took#samwise gamgee#lotr fic#tolkien fic#fotfics#this was meant to be a double drabble but it got out of hand#my fic
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Strolling in the Forest, a playlist for @lady-ofmischief
I got so carried away with this one... It was easier for me to bulk this one up bc these are all songs I frequently use on my walks! I will say though, my route is a circle and has a big!!! hill in the middle so there are a few more-upbeat ones just bc I gotta keep going up a big hill! I'll put a little star beside some of the really powerful ones just in case you want to take them out :)
Otherwise, the vibes are intended to be peaceful, airy, reflective, tender, and chill. I hope you can enjoy some time with the ol' mother nature listening to this playlist 💛
I am sorry there's so much Cat Stevens/Yusuf but his 1970s albums are nature distilled <3
I split it into two parts (part I: vocals and part II: instrumental)
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Part I
The Wind [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Miles from Nowhere [Cat Stevens/ Yusuf]
Bron-Y-Aur Stomp [Led Zeppelin]
Rubylove [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Tuesday’s Dead [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Moonshadow [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Peace Train [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Morning has Broken [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Funny How Love Is [Queen]
I Want Some Sun [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Somebody to Love [Queen}
Silent Sunlight [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
I Can’t Keep It In [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Doing Alright [Queen]
The Night Comes Down [Queen]
‘39 [Queen]
Bitterblue [Cat Stevens/Yusuf]
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me (Live from Live Aid) - [Elton John, George Michael]
Nevermore [Queen]
White Queen (As It Began) [Queen]
Skyline Pigeon - Piano Version [Elton John]
La Japonaise [Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballe]
Guide Me Home [Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballe]
Seven Seas of Rhye [Queen]*
Heal the Pain [George Michael]
Dreams [Fleetwood Mac]
Peaceful Easy Feeling [The Eagles]
Mr. Blue Sky [ELO]*
Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) [Edison Lighthouse]
Rotten Peaches [Elton John]
Some Days Are Diamonds, Some Days Are Stone [John Denver]
VENT’ANNI [Maneskin]
Amoreena [Elton John]*
The Game of Cards [Maddy Prior, June Tabor]
Country Life [The Watersons]
Part II
Don’t Stop Me Now (Instrumental) [Queen, Simon Mulligan]
The Merry Go Round of Life [Joe Hisaishi/London Symphony Orchestra]
Emma Suite [Isobel Waller-Bridge]
The Adventure Begins [Howard Shore]
Dawn [Jean-Yves Thibaudet]
My Neighbour Totoro [Joe Hisaishi/London Symphony Orchestra]
Kiki’s Delivery Service [ Joe Hisaishi/London Symphony Orchestra]
The Shire [Howard Shore]
Very Old Friends [Howard Shore]
A Very Respectable Hobbit [Howard Shore]
Many Meetings [Howard Shore]
Silver Leaves [James Newton Howard]
Galadriel [Bear McCreary]
Elendil and Ilsildur [Bear McCreary]
Elrond Half-Elven [Bear McCreary]
Lighting the Beacons [Howard Shore]****
Merida’s Home [Patrick Doyle]
In Her Heart [Patrick Doyle]
Samwise the Brave [Howard Shore]
The Fellowship [Howard Shore/The London Symphony Orchestra]
Concerning Hobbits [Howard Shore]
May Nights [Tchaikovsky]
Halloran’s Jig [Scythian]
Piano Concerto no. 2 - andante [Shostakovich]
Spotify Link to the entire playlist here 💛
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return of the king ecle-c-tic celebration 🎉
hehe you’re being tagged bc of this post:
@lady-ofmischief @whatmarisays @thislookinyoureyes @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @trinikins
MARI!!! Your playlist is on it's way but I think you'd enjoy this one as well :)
#J <3#whitequeen ofwillowgreen#lady ofmischief#my mutuals <3#playlists#rao's playlists#rote celebration#rao's celebration#I hope you enjoy it <3
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A Headcount of Animals on my aunts farm in order of How Much I Like Them
A whole litter of piglets
Two cats named Taco & Tango
Two dogs named Egg & Noodle
Two shire horses named Jean and Julia
5 mini horses, Cowboy, Skye, Dixie, Peaches and Peaches 2 week old baby
More rabbits than anyone (including my aunt) has been able to count, 3 of them are named Special, Pocket, and Flower.
a Turkey named Christmas
A unnamed duck
two unnamed goats, I’ve been quietly calling them Bastard and Little Shit bc that’s what they are.
6 hens
A Rooster, named King Lionheart, Who Can Die By My Blade
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Witcher au how did peach meet rai!
oof, hmmmm lets see what'd be fun.
Peach was travelling from one town to the next, shifting around for paying work, up on the back of that big old shire of hers, sturdiest horse in the world. It didnt even flinch when another horse bolted out of the woods, atop its back a young boy, bound, shouting bloody murder for help. The horse he rides is stuck with arrows, just a little piebald, probably pulled a wagon or something prior to this. Peach turns and bolts after him, catches the reigns of his mount, slows it down, calms it with Axii and frees the boy.
She comes to learn this is Rei, a young and well trained squire who was travelling with a noble. He was however exchanged for goods, to be sold or utilised as a worker, his boss being a cowardly man who gave him up in exchange for his own life, along with treasure he had on hisperson. Rei ran when no one was looking and took the first horse he could find. The people who held him captive shot arrows, but otherwise missed him, sadly hitting his horse causing it to be chaotic and uncontrollable, but he did get away. At least he thought so.
More arrows flew, a swift dodge from peach, seeing three footsoldiers, rough bandit looking folk emerging from the woods. She tells her horse to run, a slap on the flank to get it to move, and the other horse follows instinctually, Rei still on it. They retreat to a safe distance and watch as Peach handles the trio of bandits, an additional two trying to sneak up on her, failing to handle the Igni sigile knuckle dusters she slammed into them.
Rei immediatly felt secure around the woman, and the two camped out that night. She made a quick healing salve, and patched Rei's horse up, hoping it may survive. They made it to town together and the boy expained that he was a squire, and that she looked like she needed help. She did not, not in the slightest, but he wanted to repay her kindness, and found her whole being intriguing, witchers were a rarity, and what a CV piece for him right?
It took no time at all before Peach realised this young kid was following her, endlessly asking to help, to learn, and she kept refusing. Rei however did not quit, and wore her down with pure irritation. With his horse recovering from its wounds, he had no boss, no job, and no direction. What better than to follow someone who coudl teach him so much? He endlessly asks questions and has a knack for people skills that peach lacks sometimes. he's proven very useful, and works hard.
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Belladonna Baggins nee-Took was by far the most adventurous Hobbit of her time, adventuring until the very day before her wedding in fact. The story became famous through the Shire, though.
Belladonna Took, who received a smial built for ten kings from her husband. Belladonna Took, who gave Bungo Baggins a single seed in return.
It was an odd seed, the size of an acorn or an apple depending on who tells the story, with a look like a peach pit, only so gray it was nearly black. Bungo planted it in the gardens in front of Bag End, smiling as if there weren't a more precious morsel in the world.
It took half a year for the seed to sprout even under the diligent and knowledgeable care of a Baggins, but when it did it grew unlike anything of shire reckoning. The stems were purple, with wide green leaves that seemed to grow more every day. It curled like a vine but needed no post to hold it up, and Bungo proudly announced the plant sprouting at the next family tea with as much enthusiasm as he'd announced Bilbo's due arrival a few weeks prior.
Still, no one knew what the plant was, not even Belladonna, who didn't say her source and seemed just as confused by the plant. Bungo was always proud of his plant though, naming the plant 'Violet Rota' after its unusual colour and curled stems after not being able to find a single book on the plant.
The Violet Rota was larger underground, its roots were many, any Hobbit could feel that. The plant grew fully at a Hobbit's shoulder, but could probably reach down to stone underground.
Three days after Bilbo Baggins was born, the Violet Rota shifted, rumbled the earth ever-so-slightly. Bungo Baggins, swaddled babe in hand, went to show off his most prized plant even though night had already fallen.
Then, where his plant once was, Bungo saw a hand. A large hand, larger than even big folks', and dark gray. It was reaching up, but not moving, as if it was waiting for something. His grip tightening on his newborn son must have woken him, because Bilbo began to fuss before looking over at the hand.
Bilbo's first instinct was to reach out, and inexplicably, so was Bungo's. He called for his wife, who took Bilbo while Bungo laced his fingers through the mighty hand. The hand closed around his before the gentle hobbit could retract, holding it much like a mother would hold a toddling faunt's hand, considering the size difference and how very gentle the hand was.
Then the ground shook, and another hand slipped through the loose earth, pushing itself up while not letting go of Bungo's hand.
Out popped a head, light gray and bald, with pointed ears and a strong nose, small eyes, a wide mouth that couldn't fit long lower canines, all attached to a body that must have been seven or eight feet in stature of dense gray muscle.
The creature, the orc, kneeled with the Hobbit's hand still limply laced with it's own.
Bungo told a story that it was very brave, what he said to the newfound orc, Belladonna told Bilbo that he was shaking like a leaf.
It didn't really matter, Bilbo guessed. Nature had a way of playing things out, Yavanna made sure of that.
#th#lotr#Yes I'm writing the Hobbit fanfiction I regain my zest for life and this is what I do with it#The orc's name is Violet btw she's 7'6 and having a very hard time living in bag end w her brother#And I'm shipping her with Bofur because he deserves a 7'6 monster lady that is also as much of a snob as Bilbo if not moreso#tolkien oc
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Peach, pumpkin, and dear(obviously) for the ask game? 🥺
peach - what’s your ideal aesthetic?
My favorites have always been cottagecore and dark academia. 💐🪴🌳📚📓💼
pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?
I don’t know, maybe it’s from growing up in a place that doesn’t get much, but I absolutely love rain. Even when there’s no rain and the whole sky is just cloudy and grey 👌🏻👌🏻
dear - pick whatever question you’d most like to answer!
:)
my love - what would your dream home be like?
A hobbit hole in the Shire. (No one is surprised)
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Some hilarious highlights from the MCC 21 Pink Parrots:
-Of course, the skins. Sneeg and Ranboo dressing up as the prettiest princesses, and Wilbur dressing as a stripper.
-Sneeg messaging Ranboo at 3 am telling him to also dress as Princess Peach, and Ranboo agreeing in a haze of exhaustion
"It looks like it came out of a dumpster? Yes, it just came out of the bag." -Ranboo
"I feel like a caged animal right now, and there are 50 people looking at me. And I can't throw my poop at them. So in a way it's worse than being a caged animal." -Ranboo
-Diversity win! The actor cast in the role of live action Princess Peach is a teenage Twitch streamer of unlabeled sexuality!
-Ranboo deciding to hold a unicorn plush (Rupert) in front of his chest in order to keep his stream Twitch-appropriate
"He's disappointed in me. That makes sense." -Ranboo
-Awwww Ranboo's parents get so excited about him playing MCC that they put his stream up on the TV to watch it <3
-Wilbur mocking Ranboo for not winning a single MCC in the time since they've parted as teammates
"Imagine playing in every single Season 2 MCC, and not winning once. L, Ranbus." -Wilbur
-Wilbur responding to the homosexual allegations
"You think I'm gay, Ranboo, is that what's implied? Just because I'm half naked wearing a feather boa, in a room full of men, I- I don't even know where you'd get the implication from." -Wilbur
-Wilbur??? Affecting the accent of a sickly, malnourished Victorian gutter boy during PW practice??? For some reason???
"Mother dearest, I require more minerals. Oh, Lady Penelope of the Shire, I require minerals in my water. Please Mother dearest, give me your crystals."
-Wilbur naming his stream "miencshchampionsh" and Niki complimenting him on his German
-Wilbur reacting to Ranboo and Sneeg's outfits by saying he's never played Mario, except that one time when Game Grumps forced him to
-Him also mocking Sneeg's Princess Peach skin for being matte
-Wilbur joking that every time he'll ask people if they've seen the Dream SMP, and if they say no he shoots them with a gun, and Ranboo replying he does the same thing "in the alleyways of Brighton"
"The alleyways of Brighton are quite safe, actually." -Wilbur
"Not when I'm around." -Ranboo
-Wilbur petting the dogs and commentating it like an first person shooter
"Headshot one, headshot two. There are hearts, there are hearts."
-Okay so. In the Discord groupchat, Wilbur and Ranboo were roleplaying Wilbur gifting Ranboo a rat, which prompted George to "throw his own rat into the ring", and send an image of a man holding his penis, except the penis was a rat. A shaven rat. Causing Discord to block his message due to inappropriate content.
Hey so what the fu-
-"George held out his hellacious cock for the camera...Your overwhelming cock, George, YOUR OVERWHELMING COCK." -Wilbur
-"It's a fucking rabbit." -Wilbur in the decision dome
-Ranboo attempting to give advice about Survival Games and everyone immediately disregarding him
-"I am the Daddy of the MCC. I am the dom." -Wilbur (why)
-George and Wilbur having their minds in the gutter when looking at the formation of the haybales
"Looks like a hellacious cock." -Wilbur
-Everyone abusing the word 'hellacious' to an unreasonable extent
-"We just got juggled. We absolutely got juggled." -Sneeg, after they were taken out with a mere 18 coins to their name
-Wilbur pulling out the Spirit Box to answer their questions while waiting for SG to finish, and offering a child's brain in return for its wisdom
"Why did we lose this game?" -Wilbur
"In the summer, God went away." -Spirit Box (translated by Wilbur)
-Sneeg screaming at Philza to "run, Peepaw, run!"
-George failing to get the dogs in the hub game before time ran out and Wilbur chastising him that "if only you were a liberal you would have gotten it"
-Sneeg dunking Cyan and everyone clapping and cheering when Seapeakay types "weird dunk"
-George and Wilbur making jokes about Holes in the Wall and Sneeg chiming in "I think they call that a window, guys."
"Or maybe a door." -George
"Ohh, BIG hole!" - Sneeg
"Hole in the wall, I call that an architectural disaster." -Wilbur
"I call that an outlet." -Ranboo
-Wilbur claiming MCC stands for My Cool Cousin, who gives me weeeed
-Wilbur yelling at George to DO DRUGS WITH HIM
"I don't even know what a drug is." -George
"Oh George, you will." -Wilbur
-"Ngl, that didn't hit as hard as Wilbur coming first." -George about Ranboo's third place in HITW
"Nothing hits as hard as me coming...first." -Wilbur
-"We can all come together, guys." -Wilbur
-"Speaking of primes, you know you could get a free Twitch Prime right now if you subscribe to the person you're watching. You could rob Jeff Bezos right now if you wanted to." -Wilbur
"You're taking money out of his pocket and giving it to us!" -George
"We'll make unions. Unlike him." -Wilbur
-Wilbur dying in HITW and Sneeg saying, "don't worry, the princesses are up."
-Wilbur lamenting all the dog petting he's missing whenever he does anything else in the hub
-"I'm close." -Wilbur
"What." -Sneeg
"Maybe don't be. Maybe don't." -Ranboo
-*obligatory Wilbur Soot pines after Grian moment*
"Is it because I'm on the Dream SMP, Grian? If I was on Hermitcraft, then would you pet the dogs with me?"
-"Bark bark." -Ranboo
-Wilbur has a sixth sense for when they're going to be dunked, to the point where he predicts whether they'll be dunked before every round with 100% accuracy
-Ranboo laughing maniacally in the middle of the decision dome, and George being genuinely concerned
"I'M GETTING CONSTANT TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET!" -Ranboo
-Ranboo reacting to Grid Runners by excitedly saying "we get to team!! we get to work!"
"I'm so excited to be a team with you guys." -Sneeg
-Tommy constantly asking Wilbur if he can make jokes about being a liberal and whether he'll get canceled, and Wilbur responding "it's just not very funny, Tommy. You won't get canceled, it's just not funny though."
-Ranboo asking Wilbur to take out the Spirit Box to see if the demons will give them good luck for future games
"It said 'Yes sir!' Thank you demons, now go and possess Georgenotfound, his address is 123 Fake Street!" -Wilbur
-George saying "if I got it wrong, it's not my fault!" in the colored wool room in GR
-Pink getting scammed on the flipped trapdoor in the Shoot the Targets room
-Ranboo saying "after this, it gets better!" during the GR room scoring and the three subsequent placements immediately disproving him with 10th, 9th, and 8th
-"I'm dogging guys, I'm dogging. Sneeg, drop an 'I'm dogging' for us." -Wilbur
-"That's exactly 2005 coins away, what were you doing in 2005, Ranboo?" -Wilbur
"I was only two years old, so I was probably getting a lot of head injuries. I hit my head on a lot of things as a kid." -Ranboo
-"I'm 37th by the way, so I'm currently carrying." -George
-Ranboo shifting (twerking) next to Scott's team in order to gain his favor
"Man, Ranboo, you're gonna make me act up, shit, man." -Wilbur (in the fuckboi voice)
-Ranboo being trigger happy with fire bombing the first game to have flowers in Decision Dome, and everyone retroactively realizing that was actually a game they wanted
-"Phil used to be good at Rocket Spleef, don't give him too much credit now." -Wilbur
"PHIL SUCKS NOW." -Ranboo
"Everyone should type that in his chat." -Wilbur
-Wilbur saying "I came out now, I'm no longer inside" in RSR and Ranboo saying "Lame."
"You really just got mad at him for doing the same thing you did. 'How could he, poser." -Sneeg
-Wilbur having so much fun flying around that he forgot to actually move along with the map
-Everyone scolding Wilbur to not start quarrels after he said "I eliminated your mum" to George
-Everyone else vocalizing as Wilbur falls to his slow death in 40th place after he accidentally used his updraft 10 seconds into the round and continuing to sing after Wilbur screams his rage into the mic and leaves the room for a hot minute
-Ranboo laughing his villainous laugh after stealing George's coins on a kill
"MY COINSSSSS." -Ranboo
"DIE, IDIOTS." -George
-Wilbur repeatedly joking to George that he's going inside him, he's trying to go inside him but he keeps slipping out, he's trying to get inside-
-"You're a slippery boy, aren't you George?" -Wilbur (WHY)
-George letting out the most bloodcurdling screams in RSR and everyone cracking up
"Someone just saw his family die." -Sneeg
-Everyone just losing their fucking minds from sheer rage in RSR and Wilbur going into poetic fury spirals of speech
"HOW COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER FOR YOU, YOU SHITTY GAME? DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU CAVIER ON A TRAY? DO YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE FOR YOU A LITERAL PILE OF SUSHI? SOME GOLD CRESTED FLOWERS?
I WILL POUR PERFUME ON THE VIOLET. I WILL GUILD REFINED GOLD. I WILL GUILD THE LILY. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, PLEASE MCC. HOLY SHIT.
OH, TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW CREEPS IN THIS PETTY PACE FROM DAY TO DAY." -Wilbur, possessed by the demon of a Shakespearean actor
-Everyone making Petezahhutt their public enemy no.1 for no reason other than he is winning
"He's skipping like a pebble on a lake!" -Sneeg
"Oh, CONGRATULATIONS, Petezahhutt." -Ranboo
"YOUR NAME IS A RESTAURANT." -Wilbur
-"You know what this is making me crave? Just cocaine. You ever do cocaine, Georgenotfound? You want to do cocaine with me?" -Wilbur
-George looking up words that rhyme with 'vote' in order to make his terrible puns
"Audience vote, more like audience federal reserve note." -George
"Alternatively, audience rocky mountain goat."
"George I love you, but if you continue I really will have to just kill myself, so please stop." -Wilbur
-Ranboo and George strategizing to build penises and swear words in Build Mart
-"Am I being gaslit and girlbossed right now?" -Wilbur, during a bit where the other team members pretend they can't hear him
-Billzo coming into Ranboo's room soaking wet and yelling at him, and Ranboo telling his team that there was a rat in his room
-"Guys, I think our team dynamic is getting a little rocky-" -Ranboo
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCK YOU!" -Sneeg
-"My Chakras are very misaligned right now, and if you don't realign them soon I might have to start horoscoping all over the place." -Wilbur
-Wilbur desperately defending the extensive use of brick within Britain
"Brick keeps things warm, it's a cold place!" -Wilbur
-"You are off your rocker." -Wilbur to Ranboo
"I am fully inside my rocker, okay? I am so far on my rocker I am inside it." -Ranboo
-Wilbur saying his "thing" in SB is placing the TNT up the candy cane elevators, and he can't do it this time :(
-"We'll go over to Red, give them a little *kiss noise*" -Wilbur
-"Yeah that's right, back up bitches!" -Sneeg
"Back up! I've got this bread!" -Ranboo
"Hey, nice dude." -Sneeg
-George trolling them by saying he's dead when he wasn't as a. as a little white lie. as a little funny-
-"BURROW, SNEEG. BURROW LIKE THE MOLEMAN YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE." -Ranboo
-Wilbur kicking Sneeg from his guild because his comms weren't clear enough
"You can cough, coughing is fine. Georgenotfound, you can sniff a little cocaine if you want. But the rest of you have to be quiet." -Wilbur
-"Look at us, when we apply ourselves, it's like Breaking Bad!" -Wilbur
+Ranboo immediately falling into the void after he says that
-Wilbur's chat constantly asking him to talk to demons again
-Everyone just repeating the phrase "they're building a house!" to each other for several seconds like a cursed record, until they transition to saying "they're building a bridge! They're building a house-bridge!"
-George getting upset at Sneeg for not inviting him to his wedding even though they literally just met
"Your mistake was not getting to know me earlier, I guess. Should've invested in Sneeg when you had the chance." -Sneeg
-Wilbur insulting Sneeg and Ranboo for crying at the wedding, and Sneeg calling him a "drunk bastard"
"You were like, 'Sneeg, I haven't gotten super drunk in a long time. I'm gonna do it tonight,' and I was like okay man." -Sneeg
-"Better watch out George, I'm coming for that 38th place." -Sneeg
-Sneeg proposing his Dream SMP character to be an old man on a mountain who shows up at the end credits and just says "Wow. That was weird."
-Ranboo momentarily transforming into Eggman as he releases his MEGA Egg
"It's a MEGA Bunny released from my MEGA Egg."
-"A minecraft bird can't fly with two left wings!" -Wilbur
-"Buy an M4 and shoot Tommyinnit. Sorry, what?" -Wilbur, whose automatically response is apparently violence against Tommyinnit
-"He's like, 'YES, I KILLED HIM, AHAHAHA'. Shut up." -George
"Nobody wins in ~war~." -Wilbur
-Wilbur and Ranboo repeatedly saying Penis. Penis. Penis. Balls. Balls. Balls. while staring at Red's wool formation in BB
-"I love this team dynamic. They're gonna write about this one." -Ranboo (Yes.)
-"From here on, should I be the one to do the sneaky ninja stuff? Should I be the sneaky ninja?" -Wilbur
-"They're coming for you George, they're clopsing on you." -Sneeg, language innovator
-"No!! I hate everything! I hate everything! I thought I could be special!" -George
-Wilbur commanding everyone's chat to Begin Barking, it gives them power
-"Guys, if we keep acting like this the Reddit is going to write negatively about our team dynamic, and I can't have that!" -Ranboo
-"Ahhh!! Grian!" -Ranboo
"That's how I feel every time I open up my sub box." -Wilbur
-"Wait, George is gonna beat me in the leaderboard, FUCK!" -Sneeg
"YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE, I HATE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING." -George
-"I love MCC, I love MineCraft Championships. I love MineCraft Championship 21, on the 30th of April, 2022." -Ranboo
-The team dynamic degrading to the point that Sneeg and George decide to forego competing in the championship and instead focus on beating each other up
-"George, if you don't pick up the pace, they're gonna call you a support player." -Wilbur
"They're gonna say he has good comms." -Sneeg
-Everyone having a deep bloodlust for the death of Build Mart
"BURN. BURN. BURN." -Ranboo
"Whoever did that had big hellacious dick energy." -Sneeg
-"Hey guys, can I quickly drop some Sand Daddy knowledge for a minute here?" -Wilbur
-The two White Noise boys going off together in SOT
-"Will the fish stop shitting on me, oh my god, bro. Just take my money. Jesus." -Sneeg
- Wilbur helping Ranboo solve a puzzle and saying he's "a bit of a Riddler ;)"
-George LITERALLY running the timer up to less than 10 seconds left in SOT in order to get those last few coins and giving everyone a heart attack
-"Maybe we just don't vote. Maybe we let fate decide. Look, the demons are on our side!" -Wilbur
-The story arc of Pete being Pink's enemy this MCC being resolved by him failing to get Build Mart and everyone celebrating his demise with wild rapture
-Wilbur breaking into a song of victory and George listening in silence for a minute, then responding "ok."
-"You've got this George. You're on well-known speedrunner Jack Manifold." -Wilbur
-Ranboo entering the hunter box in PKT and George expressing Great Distress at the fact he's been boxed
"You're trapped! Get him out, get him out!!" -George
"Don't leave me here, George!" -Ranboo
-(WHY does George scream like that it's so shrill he sounds like a dying cat)
-George telling Wilbur to stay alive and Wilbur taking that as his cue to break into another impromptu Hamilton cover
-"Didn't we get projected 7th? Yeah, get shit on. Get absolutely destroyed!!" -Sneeg, after Pink finished in 6th
-Everyone attacking Ranboo for not having a coin yet
"See that's the thing, you've all won once!" -Ranboo
"I've won twice, actually." -Wilbur
-*obligatory everyone is shook by how good Sapnap is*
"Oh yeah, I forgot that Sapnap was actually so good at Dodgebolt." -Ranboo
"He's a menace!" -Sneeg
-Wilbur encouraging all future doctors to become streamers instead
"No, we need doctors!" -Ranboo
"We need streamers! How else will I sit on my couch and watch streams?" -George
"Yeah, we need another guy with brown hair." -Sneeg
-Wilbur making beeps for "ambience" and Ranboo and Sneeg being absolutely convinced he's rigged the arena with a bomb
"If Blue team doesn't win this, all of New York is going down!" -Ranboo
-"At the end of the day, I'm the real winner here." -George
"That's true, you do get the honor of being Georgenotfound." -Ranboo
"Nobody could wear it better." -Sneeg
-Wilbur getting first on dog pets with 2214 pets, and Sneeg calling him "the goodest of boys" and "the Pet Master"
"I'm a first place petter, through and through." -Wilbur
#mcc#mcc 21#wilbur soot#georgenotfound#sneegsnag#ranboo#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO HEAR WILBUR SOOT SAY THE WORDS 'HELLACIOUS COCK'. DO YOU KNOW. APPRECIATE MY SACRIFICE#I knew this pov was going to be chaotic but the energy was truly unmatched#what did they put in the water this mcc#for the record I might be making one more of these for team cyan and then I'll transition to mcc22#if anyone is inclined Please share your thoughts in the comments or reblogs seeing ppl care about these teams too makes my day :)#Tumble user hydra-wing prepare yourself this is a long and cursed one#birb's mcc recaps
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poets needs to stop talking abt oranges peaches tomatoes fresh produce of any kind or the act of eating it barefoot in the kitchen and mother and sunlight whatever the fuck omfg something about it is sinister at this point like a heavily veiled emotional grift. capitalizing on the clout of warsan shire and general immigrant writing from 2016 that emerged out of vastly different political conditions while putting none of your own dna/impulsivity/break into the poem *you* are writing. what will make it original then if not what you can do to depart from the thing we’ve already seen why should I care to read you revealing not yourself but what you think a poem should be like what would surprise me about that
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Tavern Charm - Hobbit Guardian
The new Innkeeper’s Dress dyes in a washed out tone, with an undyeable brown section at the upper torso. So I decided to play up the brown tones, and went with a rust dye that resulted in a golden hue. To highlight the gold, I used the Songmaster’s Hat with bright gold trim and the Traditional Holbytla Mantle in gold for a rustic feel.
Head: Songmaster's Hat - gold
Shoulder: Traditional Holbytla Mantle - gold
Chest: Innkeeper's Dress - rust
Glove: --
Leg: --
Boot: --
Back: Cloak of Narie - rust
Alt Back: Recovered Cloak of the Nobleman - shire peach
Outfit: Tavern Charm - Hobbit Guardian
Game: Lord of the Rings Online
Location: Summer Guesthouse for a Visiting Hobbit
After-effects: none
#lotro#female hobbit#hobbit#guardian#gold#rust#cosmetic outfit#Leafyfoots Wardrobe#Lotro à la Mode#farmers faire
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🍑 ☕️ and 🌿?
Thanks Jupiter! 💛
🍑 Peach: What is a color that makes you smile?
The bright golden-green color of sunlight on leaves!
☕ Tea: How do you take your tea?
Usually with a drizzle of agave nectar, and occasionally with a splash of milk or cream if it’s a black tea.
🌿 Herb: What is a scent you find relaxing?
I got the loveliest little Shire-inspired candle a couple months ago called “Droppin’ Eaves” and it smells like honey and flowers and happiness. Also woodsmoke on a chilly evening, truly one of the best and most comforting smells!
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five minute scribblw concepts of preteen johnny and the big old shire he borrowed(unhitched from a coach in thedead of night and ran away wirh) and named peaches . the horse would buck him into a pit of barbs but also would stomp someone into mush in defense of ghe street urchin of a boy that stole him so its ok.
also dead uncle from a comic i abandonedf 😇
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