there's this really funny thing cishet women used to do to me when i was a bi man where, upon learning I'm bi, suddenly pull out their phone to start looking up all their favorite men to see how i feel about them.
and like. I'm bi. i have all the choices in the world and there's all these beautiful queers with cool genders and ways of expressing themselves, and even some cishet ppl who are really just having fun with themselves - and you choose to show me the most boring chiselled men in suits??
by the time we hit somewhere from the 6th to 10th man feelings get HURT before I'm finally asked “well who do YOU think is cute!!?” and I blow their mind with my choices every time because i have good taste.
I'm sorry.. I don't know how to tell you you're picking from the bottom of the barrel here.. have you seen queer people?? the average woman??
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Agit got me thinking about, of all things, a Halfa!Jazz AU and I am having a BLAST with it in my brain <3
Jazz doesn’t have a lot of canon content, so there’s plenty of blanks for me to fill in. This Jazz is a curious thing, she hungers for knowledge and she loves learning. She’s very studious, and has been since she was young, so she ultimately doesn’t really have any friends because Amity Park is a small town and her reputation has been firmly established as a responsible, mature, know-it-all and teacher’s pet Jazz. Good for tutoring, not good for inviting to parties. Not that she’d go anyway, she always says no.
It ends up being that insatiable curiosity that sends her into her parents lab after their latest project doesn’t work. That has her stepping into this very strange machine, wondering why exactly it didn’t turn on. Is something missing? Was it not plugged in? It wouldn’t be unlike her parents to forget to plug it in, they can get ahead of themselves in their excitement sometimes.
She accidentally leans on the button.
You know what they say; curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
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do you open your hair if you're not wearing a bra and have to collect a parcel from the door yk yk
hehe my hair barely reaches my shoulder they wouldn't cover the yk yk besides i don't get the parcel from the door i just tell my brother to go get it😭
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“they're all insane!” | rose wilson — new titans #126
[ID: three panels of Rose Wilson dealing with the Titans. She's wearing an all black outfit and has a big, loose leather jacket on. Her long, white hair is flowing in the breeze as leaves float by around her. In the first panel she has her hand on her hip and is pointing a finger at someone off panel as she yells at them. She starts to storm away as Bart Allen chases after her before jerking back at her fierce, angry glare. END ID]
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