i am normal and can be asked about the relic of the lost franklin expedition's known as the peglar papers. i am fine and can be asked about it no i will not cry (starts fucking BAWLING)

the fact that a lot of the mysogynistic Sheenant shippers are former Cumberbatch/Freeman shippers (BBC Sherlock RPF) says EVERYTHING you need to know about them.

You guys really just moved on to the next British high profile male acting duo and shipped them with the same crazy conspiracy theories and the same burning hate for their real-life partners.

lol zionists must have been namesearching cuz they somehow found that completely untagged post I made at 2am🤔

No joke Mycroft Holmes founded a society where you’re not allowed to talk to each other. It’s called the Diogenes Club. It’s for “unclubable men”, meaning men who abhor social interaction or are just poor at it, that normal social clubs are nightmare! So it’s a location for people to just exist in silence and not have to engage with others with no judgement. And also comfy chairs and books. There is a game room but no talking allowed. I expect the complete silence but for the clicky clacky of billiards is very appealing to people.

He lives there, at the club. He leaves for work every morning where he looks over government finances and returns in the evening to his curated sensory safe room. He’s living his best life.

My gosh, that sounds like heaven. It's like he turned a library into a club. I'm in love

sometimes i look at my url and im like. What the fuck. Thats mine. How is that Mine . like its not canon but

Me: I loathe Modern AUs of classic literature so much, why would you take period characters out of their native era and reduce them to mundane reality?

Also Me: Okay, but what if Modern Holmes and Watson used Tumblr and their reblogs/etc. were relevant to the story? And Holmes was a meticulous sideblog user, and Watson was an everything-on-main type, and they were one of those Tumblr couples who tag each other a lot?

your url. amazing

thank you! I'm quite proud of it myself ^-^

DON’T rewatch sherlock this isn’t your heart!!!!! (i tried rewatching it last summer and had to stop after season two it was soooo unforgivably bad)

I wooon’t i WON’T it’s just the thing is I saw some johnlock fanart and it shot me back into my 2014 body and it made me thinkg. Hey maybe we were right about all that 😭

mycroft holmes is my favorite character?

more like i need therapy.

Every time I open Ao3:

(its mostly mystrade and/or Johnlock)

((we also dont talk about how my main OC is his biological-child and she's skeptical about Lestrade at first))

marcspectror → sherlockes

I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.

Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler

i remembered right my url really was a sherlock thing lol

Do you say your URL like "two-two-one-buckythesoldier" or like "two-two-one-bee-uckythesoldier"?

HELP it's the first one 😭

what’s the origin of your url? do you fight tea? (genuinely asking) (being a little bit silly too)

It's a pun on TIE-fighter

The one good thing about the influx of bots is that they have the most hilarious usernames. If real people came up with these, I'd say they were super creative, but....

Here's the cream of this week's crop. Which is your favorite?

younglarder7

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