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datshitrandom · 7 months
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Darren Criss | A Very Darren Crissmas Tour starts next week, wanna go? ask the internet. I love you | November 16, 2023 | via darren's ig
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queenkenzo24 · 7 months
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crybabyboyscout · 9 months
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It’s lookin like I need to pull my journal back out for this phase of my life
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alteregozowie · 1 month
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*Bursts into the Emporium*
"@cannibalxroses What is that gardening tool called that looks like a curved fork?"
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"They told me to 'Google' it but I don't know what that is or what it's called to put it in the Google."
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imtalkin · 10 months
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okay the thing is! lana del rey gets it in a way other girls simply do not! she understands girls more than perhaps anyone ever has. it's kind of insane.
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smallfry15005 · 1 year
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Baby Kairi: I need you to teach me to be a pilot.
Slone, toothbrush in hand and wearing a bathrobe: How do you know where I live?
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rox-reads · 1 year
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lisa i know this is a tense situation so you had to give the short answer, but i wanted to know the long one :(
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kiragirl17 · 2 years
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Sylvie being surprised by Mouch telling Trudy?
Like, it is Trudy. There is no hiding anything from Trudy. She will know just by looking at you.
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pixel-bloom · 2 years
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Firefly isn’t the only one up bright and early. Gnat is cleaning the bathroom when the boys arrive, and when she hears their boisterous voices, her stomach clenches. She can’t tell if it’s the baby kicking or the gnawing anxiety that’s been eating away at her. She wants to go out to greet everyone, but knowing that Max is out there makes her hesitate. She feels like she’ll ruin his mood if she makes an appearance.
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Gnat: Ow, shit. This isn’t good--stupid anxiety. This can’t be good for little my jumper in there. 
Lucia: ...Darling? Are you feeling alright? You look...well, I can’t believe I’m saying this. Gnat, we need to get your things together. I’ll tell the boys--
Gnat: Huh!?
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baronessblixen · 1 year
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What's really cool about ISTJ Scully and INTP Mulder is that, while they stink at initiating a relationship they can ALWAYS trust each other's information:
Scully's Te Parent needs to trust any NEW information given to it; and Mulder's Ti has proven his new, off-the-wall theories aren't baseless and pulled out of nowhere. This relaxes Scully, and she gives his theories all their due.
Mulder's Ti gets set in its beliefs and needs a MOUNTAIN of information to move it; and is deligthed that Scully's Te effortlessly recites chapter and verse its library's worth of proven and longstanding information.
Truly a pairing for the ages~ :DDDD
They're perfect for each other! 😁
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malinaa · 7 months
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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huachengsromcom · 3 months
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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astralpenguin · 1 year
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self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for
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tess-from-neverland · 11 months
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One thing I learned after years of friendship with my best friend is that when you enjoy a piece of media, you want to talk about it, and to talk about it you propose to the other person to watch it too.
But sometimes it doesn't work, becuase of schedules, interests, launguage barries, so what we've started doing for the past few years is just talk about the thing we want to talk about, without telling the other to watch it/read it.
I enjoy the way she talks about the things she likes, explaining them to me, and I think she does too.
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sunflowervolum-6 · 11 months
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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months
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Dan is Trigon
So! The Teen Titans had been chasing down a Cult lately, and they had finally managed to track down their main bases location.
Unfortunately, they got there just a bit too late and the Summoning Ritual they had been preforming was finished. The Being they had been calling crawled up and out of the Circle drawn in Blood on the floor.
And Raven felt her heart Stop. Because that Being crawling it's way out of the Summoning Circle looked almost exactly like her Father's True Form. But also different.
Where her Father's hair was a White Flame, this one's hair looked like Freshly Fallen Snow. Instead of her Father's Blood Red Skin, this being had Icy Blue Skin. And most strikingly, In place of her Father's Piercing Red Eyes, this being had Lazarus Green Eyes.
But even with all those changes, she could still the similarities in the Bone Structure, the shape of the Jaw, and most importantly the Untold Power radiating off of them.
Before they could react, the Being turned its attention to the Cultists.
"Who Dares Summon, the Ghost King?"
"We do, Out Lord Pariah Dark! We Beseech Thee, take this unclean world and tear it down! Cleanse the World of its Filth!"
"Oh Goddammit, not again." Said the Being, "Look, Pariah hasn't been in Power for Centuries. I, am Phantom. And I don't do the whole 'Destroy all Worlds' thing, you want your own constellation? I'm your guy. Otherwise? Bite it."
"Bu-But my Lord! We summoned you to-"
"Yeah how about no." Said the unimpressed God, "Here, let me send you guys Home. I'll give you guys some riches or something as compensation, but that's it."
And with that, the God snapped its fingers and the cultists disappeared.
"Now, who are you kids?" He turned to them.
Robin stepped forward, "We are the Teen Titans, and originally we came to stop them from Summoning you. Now, I honestly don't know what to do..."
"Oh, you guys are Heroes! That's interesting, I don't come across worlds with Heroes very often." Said the Ghost King, "The last one was the one with those Revengers or whatever they called themselves. The Spider Totem was fun to talk to, and Thor is always..."
As Phantom mumbled to himself, Raven stepped up. "King Phantom, I have a Question. Why do you resemble the true form or Trigon so closely? As his Daughter, I can recognize your similarities easily, and I was curious."
The King stopped dead.
"...daughter?"
"Oh, yes. Trigon is my father, though obviously I haven't talked to him recently." She explained.
"...that asshole." He said, "How could he not tell me I had a NIECE!?"
Wait what?
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