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notemaker · 1 year

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So I guess...Part two of the Modern! Hijack au? some of you liked it. *that one Lord Farquaad shrek meme* The immortal has fallen in love with the mortal! aha. ha.

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ezuri6725 · 7 months

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this is the chemistry chicken

reblog for good luck on your chemistry endeavors

#ezuri speaks #chemistry #studyblr #study motivation #chicken #chemistry chicken #she is so round

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c0ts · 4 months

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squishy

#she is so round #my cat #cats

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ormspryde · 7 months

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FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT

(okay when I have more consciousness I will print a few more of these and make a listing but just lemme be excited for now)

(I also have a pdf of this that I'll be listing when consciousness allows)

[ID: A person's hand holding up a book with a blue cover, on which is printed a monochrome image of a cat and the words 'Fat praising the cat' /ID]

#she is so round #I love her #cat #kitty

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officialrosencrantz · 2 years

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this early byzantine mosaic i saw actually means so much to me.... to think that for fifteen hundred years humans have simply felt compelled to draw a little pony..... one million shoutouts to our horsegirl forefathers

#she is so ROUND #mn

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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huachengsromcom · 1 month

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST