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#shauna shipman woman that you are
tabithatwo · 6 months
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deleted scene from 105 (originally titled blood sex sugar magic); stills from 109 (doomcoming)
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vanpalmr · 8 months
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YELLOWJACKETS APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 day three: favorite dynamic ➣ SHAUNA x GHOST JACKIE
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shaunashoochiebae · 1 month
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rip lottie you would’ve loved donnie darko
rip nat you would’ve loved the tumblr aesthetic
rip jackie you would’ve loved katy perry/the other woman by LDR
rip shauna you would’ve loved faye webster/the other woman by LDR
rip van you would’ve loved towa bird
rip tai you would’ve loved ASMR
rip akilah you would’ve loved the jumping mice from coraline
rip mari you would’ve loved regina george
rip misty you would’ve loved omegle
rip laura lee you would’ve loved the teddy bear tim
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charismawizard · 1 year
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Thinking about Shauna and how she is so horrifically unfit to be a suburban mother, but wears the suit of it nonetheless. She has boxed herself into the life she believes Jackie would have had and will fight for it tooth and nail.
She has a terrible relationship with her daughter, but still tries to tuck her in at night with the toy she stole back at gun point. Her relationship was on the brink of unraveling, until her affair with Adam fell through and she realized Jeff could now see her wholly. She is so bored by suburbia, but on some level, still wants to believe she can be a part of it.
She is a caged animal who has clung to her own trap for so long, it has molded into her skin. She chews at the bars of her cage and its name is Jackie.
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nvmbrains · 5 months
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but when Alicent dies saying she wants to see her children and... rhaenyra. I would like to read it to her again. She used to say I have a lovely voice. just collective su!c!d3 of the lgbt nation?
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body-to-flame · 2 months
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okay i have to say WHY DIDNT I READ WANDER YOUR OWN LAND BEFORE??????? LIKE HOW NO ONE RECOMMENDED IT TO ME BEFORE???????????????? IM GOING INSANE
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riccissance · 4 months
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jackieshauna’s whole deal can be boiled down to shauna is terrified she’s a monster and jackie is a certified monsterfucker
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magicianarcana · 11 months
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shauna‘s lesbian repression has led her to places she wouldn’t even go with a gun…
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lifedonut3 · 7 months
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yellowjackets pilot is that girl but nothing comes close to the 2×02 snackie scene
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lauraleesleonard · 8 months
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august is so shauna and jackie coded i mean COME ON “Remember when I pulled up and said ‘Get in the car’ and then cancelled my plans just in case you’d call. Back when I was living for the hope of it all” and the whole “ ‘Cause it was never mine/You were never mine”. i can literally perfectly envision her angstily writing in her journal while taking breaks to bore through jackie with her dumb, big ole doe eyes
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dylanconrique · 1 year
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so how am i supposed to feel about shauna? cause quite frankly i think she’s a sociopath, and not in the fun, silly, goofy way.
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tabithatwo · 11 months
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yellowjackets 2x08, it chooses
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shaunamilfman · 4 months
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Being Shauna Shipman's Controversially Young Girlfriend
Adult Timeline Headcanons
nsfw mention
Shauna’s been divorced from Jeff for a few years for the sake of the plot. I think she'd be a writer maybe.
Shauna definitely enjoys the confidence booster that dating someone in their 20s would give her for sure. Shauna is very confident in her own attractiveness, but the idea of pulling someone that young really gets her going.
At the same she'd be extremely jealous of you interacting with attractive women your own age as she'd feel strangely threatened by it in her more insecure moments. She's definitely the ‘pull you away to make out in a back hallway’ type. She's got you pressed up against the wall covering you in hickeys asking stupidly jealous questions that you're far too focused on the feeling of her mouth to answer. Like what do you mean “is she hotter than me?” You just shoved my hand in your pants?? 
Leaving the function looking like you've been mauled by a bear while Shauna glares at whoever happened to speak to you. 
Shauna is a jealous and possessive partner in general but older Shauna is on crack. you're lucky to ever leave the house without being covered in hickeys in various stages of healing. she wants you to give them to her too. there's just something about physical representations of “ownership” that drives her insane. She likes when people see you together and know that you're both taken. 
college freshman Callie coming home a few days early and catching you standing in the kitchen in nothing but boxers and her mom's old high school t-shirt. this leads into the most awkward dinner ever because Shauna needs everyone to at least be civil. Callie making snarky comments all night until you finally make one back mean enough that she reaches a begrudging understanding with you. she still takes every opportunity to mock the two of you unfortunately. 
"please please please let me punch Callie" / "absolutely not”
Shauna calls you her step mother as a fuck you whenever Callie gets annoying. she's so petty
god Callie’s all in your business all the time but i also think she'd also be the first to defend you if someone else said anything though
side note but TaiVan would definitely serve you food on one of those kid plates to fuck with Shauna. God she'd be so mad.
unlike my Lottie HCs i do think Shauna would be embarrassed to meet your friends. Like the absolute queen of communication she is she would tell you she was embarrassed of the idea, but would instead pick increasingly petty fights with you leading up to it. Shauna finally ends the cold war when she misses you too much and confesses how she feels about it. You've definitely got to comfort her by showing her texts from your friends asking about your hot milf girlfriend or something before she'll be confident enough to do it. 
divorced Shauna would be pretty experienced sex wise I feel. Shauna Shipman is a woman who enjoys sex and seems pretty confident in her sexuality. Given the chance she'd definitely be really into exploring it with different partners. Long story short is that I think Shauna is definitely a woman who knows what she likes, but would be very open to exploring things sexually with you if she didn't already know she didn't like it. Shauna's not very open with her emotions, but I do think she's very open with her sexuality. This is a woman who canonly agrees to furniture store role play i think she'd humor you in most things. 
writer Shauna for sure works from a home office and would go crazy about the idea of yall hooking up in there fr
Shauna would get off on the idea of teaching things to you even if it's not necessarily true. She'd definitely like it if you let her pretend she was teaching you how to get her off. Your comparable inexperience is something she really enjoys about your age difference. 
Shauna Shipman and pet names is a lethal combination. “Sweetie” this, “sweetheart” that, “is that okay honey?” shauna is so nurturing when given the chance she'd thrive with someone she felt like she needed to take care of
Older Shauna enjoying teaching you things extends beyond just sex. She likes to teach you how to cook things that you don't know by like hugging you from behind and resting her head on your shoulder as she directs you on what to do. Beyond that it also just makes her feel useful and she enjoys feeling that way. 
Shauna hits you up once a week asking how bluetooth works. Shauna's okay with technology but she's the slowest fucking typer. I definitely think Callie lies to her about what acronyms mean so you get the wildest fucking texts sometimes and she's like “what??” when your confused
Shauna loves when you steal her clothes. just lounging around her house in nothing but her boxers and her flannel and she's going insane. Shauna accidently misplaces your clothes all the time so you have to wear hers instead. “oh i must have put them in the laundry you can wear mine” but suspiciously there's already shorts and a t-shirt laying out on her bed. strange. 
she's loves making you dinner, or making you something for lunch every once and a while. there's something about watching you eat something she made that makes her feel important and valued. 
Older Shauna gives the best fucking hugs of your life bro. Coming home from a bad day and just sitting with Shauna while she hugs you so tightly you can barely breathe. Shauna kissing you on the top of your head while her arm is around you watching TV?? insane 
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shaunashoochiebae · 1 month
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watching this scene hits so much harder knowing what happens after i’m dying
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strangesmallbard · 1 year
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i do think it’s great that natalie yellowjackets spends her modern day timeline being loved and supported by two women on the opposite sides of the unhinged spectrum. musical theatre no empathy reddit mod vs cult leader with turbo empathy psychic powers scrap over the right to save one (1) woman with regular ptsd and zero supernatural inclinations, against her will. “hello!! i SNORTED HER COKE and KIDNAPPED A JOURNALIST AND HELD HER IN MY OWN BASEMENT” “well i kidnapped NATALIE HERSELF and made her go to group therapy in the woods. check and mate.” the same show has taissa turner and shauna shipman sadecki. where else can you get television like this
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wisdomssdaughterr · 1 year
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yellowjackets as told by ethel cain’s preacher’s daughter
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family tree (intro) → lottie matthews
The fate's already fucked me sideways || Swinging by my neck from the family tree || He'll laugh and say, "You know I raised you better than this" || Then leave me hanging so they all can laugh at me
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american teen → the yellowjackets team
Grew up under yellow light on the street ||Putting too much faith in the make-believe || And another high school football team … || Say what you want, but say it like you mean it || With your fists for once, a long cold war || With your kids at the front || Just give it one more day, then you're done || I do what I want, crying in the bleachers || And I said it was fun || I don't need anything from anyone || It's just not my year || but I’m all good out here
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a house in nebraska → van & tai
Where we found each other on a dirty mattress on the second floor || Where the world was empty || Save you and I || Where you came and I laughed, and you left, and I cried || Where you told me even if we died tonight, that I'd die yours
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family tree → shauna shipman
I'm just a child but I'm not above violence || My mama raised me better than that || When the preacher talks, that man demands his silence || And daddy said shoot first then run and don't look back… l again || Take the noose off, wrap it tight around my hand || They say heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned || And baby, hell don't scare me, I've been times before
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thoroughfare → natalie scatorccia
Saw our faces at least once or twice || But in these motel rooms || I started to see you differently, oh || ‘Cause for the first time since I was a child || I could see a man who wasn't angry
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ptolemaea → the wilderness
You poor thing || Sweet, mourning lamb || There's nothing you can do || It's already been done || What fear a man like you brings upon (Show me your face) || A woman like me || Please don't look at me || I can see it in your eyes || He keeps looking at me || Tell me, what have you done || Stop, stop, stop, make it stop, stop || Make it stop || Make it stop, I've had enough ||
Stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, STOP
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sun bleached flies → laura lee
God loves you, but not enough to save you || So, baby girl, good luck taking care of yourself… || But I don't mind 'cause that's how my daddy raised me || If they strike once then you just hit 'em twice as hard || But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me || So I just prayed and I keep praying and praying and praying
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strangers → jackie taylor the first sacrifice
Freezer bride, your sweet divine || You devour like smoked bovine hide || How funny, I never considered myself tough … || I tried to be good || Am I no good? || Am I no good? || Am I no good? || With my memory restricted to a Polaroid in evidence || I just wanted to be yours || Can I be yours? || Can I be yours? || Just tell me I'm yours || If I'm turning in your stomach and I'm making you feel sick || Am I making you feel sick?
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