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dfcfanfics · 2 years

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No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To [Censored] Miraculous Prompt of the Day

A visit from a British super-agent leads Ladybug and Chat to an unexpected meeting with one of England's elite spy networks.

"This," the supervisor states while holding up a photograph, "is Mr. Bond. James Bond, code named 007. He is our most decorated secret agent, and an absolute terror in the field."

"If he's a secret agent," muses Chat, "why are you showing him to us? Kind of defeats the point."

"Alas, discretion is a rapidly shrinking option on our part," the supervisor sighs. "You see, Mr. Bond has two major issues. One is that he has been exposed to tremendous amounts of weird radiation over the years, both from villains' traps and schemes and from our own gadgetmaster's creations."

"...And?" asks Ladybug.

"And, Mr. Bond has a libido the size of Antarctica. He will lay with any woman who offers at the drop of a hat."

"I don't think I like where this is going," Chat murmurs.

"Just so. Agent 007 has left a trail of illegitimate children in his wake; 1,473 at last count. And due to the radiation's effects on him, roughly 10 to 20 percent of them have demonstrated superpowers. Almost all of them have been warped in some way, mentally or physically."

"So what you're telling us," frowns Ladybug, "is that you need us to track down and bring in a few hundred radioactive super-siblings with daddy issues?"

"We would do it ourselves," shrugs the supervisor, "but it's all we can manage to keep the Queen contained these days. Her nuclear core threatens to rupture at any moment."

"So much for sightseeing," Chat grumbles.

#miraculous ladybug #fanfic #miraculous #prompt #crack #they'll just hump 008 #a thousand mutant bondlings #shaken and stirred

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ginger-by-the-sea · 6 months

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#ben myhre #sexy lounge #jazz music #martini shaken not stirred #bourbon & cigars

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loccorocco · 11 months

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Based on a post

cdda oc Randy/Qud guy

#my art #cdda #cataclysm dark days ahead #t4t love is shaken not stirred #this was fun!

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missathlete31 · 2 months

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“Bond. James Bond”

My official start to the Glen Powell should be the next James Bond petition 🖤🤍

#glen powell #james bond #tom ford #casino royale #dr no #shaken not stirred #moodboard #secret agent man

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jesncin · 6 months

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Jon is an ALcoholic...

HEH!

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #martian bartender #jl remix #every ask that indulges in this ship is special to me thank u #al asks if j'onn wants the martini shaken or stirred and j'onn yells “SHAKEN” so loud it makes the diner bar silent #al crane

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teslapunk3327 · 2 days

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ianto is to me what James Bond is to Ianto

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deadscell · 3 months

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razorberry · 3 days

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“Stolen, Not Stirred” • 5x7" • watercolor & ink on paper

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rozecrest · 2 months

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speaking of rose brides. coriolis sunset

#shaken and stirred by the new plsd tbh. this arc is gonna be an all timer

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thistransient · 23 days

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We've been having noticeable earthquakes all day, which I'm tolerant of to a point because they're not that strong in Taipei, but while I'm taking a shower is where I draw the line.

#not that the tectonic plates care about my boundaries #it's just the point where i start to get annoyed #i suppose i should think of the poor people in hualien being shaken not stirred #it could be worse. i could be showering in hualien.#although honestly i have never ever had the desire to move there #taitung is my only east coast dream and that's typhoon land

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vice-s-assistant · 11 months

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I really wish I was popular or something, and had like my own discord because I've been watching McDonalds cartoons because McD has resurrected Grimance in his own GBC game to sell Purple Shakes. Regrettably, none of what I just wrote was fake.

https://grimacesbirthday.com

Also regrettably true is the prevalence of McDonalds Animated Cartoons in the late 1980 through 2003. See, I knew about the McDonald's cartoons that were done by Klasky Csupo, the animation studio from Rugrats and Ahh Real Monsters. I have the first three on VHS still! I knew there was one more that I never got...

However, there is more. There are SIX into total!

Even wilder, there was two that happened in the late 80's, with only one of those being found recently!

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Please watch that video above, if only for the stupid faces like the following:

So yeah. I want to get popular so I can force...er...show my members how weird it gets (BECAUSE THE VERSION RONALD I WATCHED WAS MUCH MUCH WEIRDER THAN THIS)

#bad humor #Pointless Trivia #Grimace Gaiden: Shaken but not Stirred #Youtube

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rat-at-heart · 9 months

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