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naanima · 9 months

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Guys, guys, guys. I'm so excited about the upcoming season for the Pens. I can't even articulate the joy I feel, sure, there is a component of "THIS COULD THE FUNNIEST HOT MESS" to ever happen, but mostly it is giddy excitement bcos we are going ALL-IN. Do or die, we are COMMITTED. And there is something about swinging big, even if we fail, that's freeing.

We got our vampire d-core (thank you to the person who used it in the tags. But like it is more a werewolf, a vampire and a pirate walk into a bar type of scenario. I'm still trying to figure out what our sweet summer child POJ is - the innocent human? The fae? WHAT OTHER SUPERNATURL CREATURE I CAN US TO KEEP ON DRIVING THIS THEME TILL IT IS DEAD & BURIED?!).

Our still performing old me (SIDGENOKRIS) - Sid was so CLOSE to snapping last season. He was so feral. Will he EMBRACE his INNER SELF & let the hockey robot persona die in a blaze of glory?! We can only hope.

Sully finally being able to pursue his insane strategy of offensive forechecking and ... Um. Yes.

Our one million backup goalies led by Fragile Omega Princess Tristan Jarry.

The Witch Dubas & his hot front office - POC AND A WOMAN? Wild.

BUT THE THING THAT HAS ME EXCITED!THINK OF THE COMBINATIONS!

I admit I sort of want Karlsson to be out there with the Carter line. Let the pirate lead, let him make the calls and see what befalls us! (We bitch about Carter but like he was honestly one of the best bast off options we had last season. It is just that everything else is... Yeah. So! Maybe the pirate will help?!?).

What about Geno line and Karlsson?! Will they click or will they implode as Geno sniff disdainfully at the NEW BLOOD. WILL HE EVEN REMEMBER KARLSSON'S NAME OR JUST REFER TO HIM BY HIS NUMBER?!

Sid line & Karlsson?! Will Karlsson scream in frustration at the CONSTANT YAPPING and decide to go complete crazy and just shoot the puck all by himself??

Will Kris & EK be the new besties ok ice terrorising all opposing teams but being offensive and NOT defensive? Will they have MORE AMAZING "TANGER" GAMES?! WILL THEY GIGGLE INTO EACH OTHER'S NECKS?!?

What about our TALL Puppy Victorian Vampire? Is he the wildcard? I DON'T KNOW!

AND ALL THE NEW BITS WE GOT WHO MAKES US MORE OFFENSIVE! (defense is what it is. We accept).

I JUST WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED. And the Pens will for sure deliver. But will the rest of the NHL & it's fandoms UNDERSTAND out INSANE FERAL JOY AT THE POSSIBILITY OF MANY AJ EXPLOSION?!

(ETA: I just feel the rest of the NHL does NOT understand how close we are to snapping, like going full feral cartwheeling cats wanting to scratch everybody's face off and like then eat their hearts?! Like, HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE THIS POTENTIAL?!).

#pittsburgh penguins #i might be going a bit feral #erik karlsson #sidney crosby #sad looking victorian vampire ryan graves #sexy pirate erik karlsson #kris letang #evgeni malkin #pierre olivier joseph #long post #vampire d core #child of god

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toasterson · 4 years

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pirate ek65 wip

#i once saw a comment on a yt video that said karlsson looks like a sexy pirate 😳#... interesting information #erik Karlsson #san jose sharks #sjs #nhl #hockey #wip #my art

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erikkarlsson · 3 years

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This is Erik Karlsson. Stop telling people I wanted to be on the Sens. That is false, they are ugly and I would never be caught dead in an Uber. Uber black ONLY. I wish only to have my image displayed as a sexy pirate who is worth every cent of my contract. If you continue to say things about me on this blog, I will pursue legal action or WORSE. Timo Meier is supporting me in this, and he will help me fund the search to find you and take down your blog and slander

i don’t know if this becomes more or less funny when considering the possibility that erik karlsson actually could send me anon hate from his little tumblr account

#i’m not like yall i stan a fucking tumblr user 😩#ask

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beauvilliers · 4 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY thank u for introducing me to the live action version of 140k jgp/brock enemies to lovers fic aka the isles, i’m so happy i got to meet you this year and hope you have a great day!!!!

kelly this is so sweet what the fuck!!!! 💕💖 you’re so lovely and i’m always down to thirst over erik karlsson noted sexy pirate!! i’m so glad u’ve been semi-converted into an isles fan and i look forward to being yelled at about the sharks in return :))

#asks #karlsshark #kelly tag

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softersharks · 4 years

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848: What if Ryan North Erik Karlsson were a sexy pirate? THE BOOK.

#i know he wasnt a sharks here yet shhhh #erik karlsson #san jose sharks #sharks lb #sjs #sj sharks

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gustavnyquist · 7 years

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What's the funniest/weirdest tag you can remember reading?

ppl on this website have a fixation with tagging my ops about Erik Karlsson with “elf man” and “sexy pirate boy,” so I get that a lot, also ppl calling Zach Werenski “fridge,” but the award for funny and weird tags goes to tumblr user @tomastatars (pls don’t hate me Nicole, you are the tag queen!)

I wish I could remember more specific ones bc I’ve seen some Things, but my memory is terrible :p thank you friend!

#ask #anon

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