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harlowtales · 9 months

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Ice Cream so Good!!!

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Jack x Reader share some icecream on a hot day but it winds up getting a bit tense.

****Tension & Romance*** 18+

The icecream man couldn’t have pulled up at a better time. It was 104 in Louisville that day and water just wasn’t hitting that spot anymore. You and Jack out for a walk in a park joined a crowd of people sweating and wilting from the intense heat, waiting impatiently for the frosty cold cooler of the icecream cart to open up.

“Babe!” Jack called to you, “What flavour do you want?”

“Vanilla swirl please!” You yelled back with the little crowd looking at you “What?” You said unaware of the irony of your request

“One swirl for the lady.” Jack said as he handed you your cone with a smirk on a sweltering Louisville day.

“Gimmie my dang cone” you said taking it with a vengeance and a giggle.

“Ice cream on me y’all!!” Jack announced and the crowd went crazy with cheers. Pretty much anywhere he happened to be people were getting treated. He handed a nice wad of bills to the icecream cart guy that would probably pay his rent for that month.

“For someone who doesn’t like attention you sure make your presence known.” You said trying to furiously lick your melting masterpiece “That was really sweet to do babe”

“Sweet?” He said “I see what you did there.” He teased poking you in the rib.

“You are so unserious.” You said looking at him dead ass

“Lick the cream and be quiet.” He shot back with a side grin

“Unserious and nasty.” You said rolling your eyes. You gave the cone a long lick while giving him “the look”. A glob of ice cream landed in your cleavage “I try to be sexy and just make a mess!” You said hurrying to wipe it off. “Ughhh! They give you the thinnest napkins” you said in frustration

“I got it” Jack said “let me get that for you.” He bent his head of chestnut curls down and licked the cold confection clean from the middle of your boobs. You hadn’t even noticed but you had walked into a secluded and wooded section of the park. “You know that sundress is giving fuck me in the bushes vibes.” He said

You spit out the ice cream in your mouth and threw your head back laughing. “You say the most stupidest shit I swear.” You said looking around nervously to see who may be watching.

Jack backed you up to a large tree trunk and licked some ice cream that had melted down your hand. You slowly redirected his hand to your mouth and took his whole cone in, pulling it out slowly and wiping your mouth “Mmmmmm ice cream so good!” You said mocking his latest IG story

“Dafuq you just say?” He said tickling you but now he was getting aroused from watching you take the whole cone in your mouth. He pressed into you against the tree and you became locked in a deep passionate kiss. You played with the curls at the nape of his neck with the one hand that wasn’t sticky. Suddenly he broke from your lips and went into dad-mode. “Finish up your making a big mess.” He said and you swear his dad was giving you a what for. “Seriously baby you can’t eat for shit. Need to buy you a bib.”

“Ok this is facts but fuck you.” You said annoyed “Did you get extra napkins?”

“Course I did I’m out with my toddler.” He said pulling a wad of napkins out of his pockets

“Very funny.” You said cleaning yourself up. It was hard to keep up with how fast it was melting.

“Babe come.” He said looking at a pond. “You can dip your hands in the water and clean them off.”

“Ooh! Great idea!” You said eager to get your hands free of the icky feeling. As you knelt down at the edge of the pond busy cleaning your hands you felt Jack behind you. “Jack….I swear you fucking push me in and I…” you warned him.

“Baby. I would never do such a thing.” He said pretending to be offended “I just wanted to do this!” He said splashing you and running away.

The water went in your eyes and you lost your footing at the muddy side of the pond and fell in with a big splash.

“Baby!!!” Jack ran over to you and offered you a hand helping you get to your feet. You were drenched and dropped on the ground. Jack thought you had started to cry but you were laughing so hard you couldn’t make a sound. Your shoulders were just shaking.

“Fuck you Jack!!” You said wiping tears from your eyes from laughing so hard. He started howling and joined you on the grass.

“When I…and then you….” He couldn’t even get the words out belly laughing and acting out how you fell in the pond. “You see why I have to be dad first with you?” He said warmly. Jack loved how awkward you were. It made you the realest person to him and made him connect to you more than anyone as his protective side often surfaced towards you.

“You gonna help me or no? You got clothes in that backpack?” You asked. Jack often carried an extra T-shirt for you and this time you really needed it.

“You know I wouldn’t take my toddler to the park without extra clothes.” Jack said reaching in his tan MCM backpack and pulling out a fresh tour T-shirt and shorts.

“I have to walk around with your big face on my chest?” You said turning up your nose. “That’s worse than falling in” you teased. You hated wearing his merch now that you were dating him. It seemed so lame.

“Stop your sass sister and rep your man.” He said throwing it to you. “Go behind those bushes I’ll cover you.” Jack said pulling out a picnic blanket and holding it at arms length so nobody would see you changing.

“Don’t look you perv.” You said as you went a bit further into the bushes.

Jack rolled his eyes and looked away as you changed. “He can’t help but be a gentleman” you thought lovingly to yourself as he’d seen you naked a million times. Suddenly you saw something move fast in the bushes and ran out screaming but tripped because you had one leg in your shorts.

“Baby!!WTF??” Jack exclaimed “Did you see something?!”

“Idk wtf that was!” You said gasping

He reached down to help you up again and help finish putting on your clothes. “Babe, if you’re going to be the mother of my children you have to get your shit together.” He said dusting you off but secretly loving the situations you wound up in.

“Ha! Ok Jackman I’ll try.” You said giggling hanging onto his neck for balance as he cleaned you off for the second time in 20 minutes. “I’m a mess I know. I feel so stupid” you said looking down. He knew your parents always yelled at you growing up for being a bit clumsy.

“Hush with that and help me spread the blanket. I think this is a good spot.” He said in a firm tone looking around at where to put the blanket. Jack did not tolerate you getting down on yourself “You’re fucking fine the way you are ok? None of us are perfect. Understand?” He said looking intensely at you

“Yes Jack. I understand.” You said quietly

“Ok let’s eat our lunch mama” he said kissing you on the forehead and pulling out two burritos and Peach Phocus from his backpack. “To my future wife.” He said and you toasted Phocus cans. He saw the slight grimace on your face and knew when he said that it bothered you because you said you never wanted to get married. It was part of the reason why he dropped everyone to be with you. Landing him wasn’t your goal. He wasn’t someone for you to lock down and live off of. That’s why his parents liked you too.

“Wanna go 1/2 on a baby on this blanket?” He said taking a big bite of his burrito and sneaking you a look with his one eyebrow up. He was always testing you.

“I wanna finish my fucking burrito. After falling in the pond, nearly dying in the bushes, and this heat?? I want to eat.” You said scuffing up his beard avoiding the comment.

It was a beautiful day. Birds were chirping in the trees and the sun was beaming through on your perfect spot in the shade blessing your little picnic with the love of your life. You had grown so close to Jack. It was the greatest love you had ever experienced, but marriage and kids… you just didn’t know if you were cut out for all that.

“You still on birth control?” He asked you making you uncomfortable and partially choke on your food.

“Why now Jack? Can I just eat in peace?” You begged

“So that’s a yes.” He said agitated putting the last of his food in his mouth “Maybe we should go now. It’s too hot out here.” He said standing up.

“Sit down Jackman. I’m finishing my food and enjoying my day.” You said calmly. He got so in his feelings sometimes. He rolled his eyes and sighed plopping back down beside you.

“I just want..” he started

“I know what you want and for the first time ever I’m entertaining it, but you have to stop those little digs.” You said gently looking into his blue sparkling eyes. “You think I don’t want to be Mrs. Harlow and have your babies? I’m scared ok?”

“Ok but you know patience isn’t a virtue of mine.” He said laying on his back and folding his arms behind his head. “I mean look at my parents…and my grandparents.” He reasoned

“And look at my parents and half the planet’s parents.” You countered

“That won’t be us.” He said determined

“I like that you think that.” You said as you rested your head on his chest enjoying the breeze and warmth. “Can’t we just be like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?”

“Who?” He said confused

“You know that old movie we watched the other day that you liked so much?” You asked him

“What about it.” He said in no mood.

“Well the stars in that movie are together in real life. They’ve been happily unmarried for decades because they’re best friends. Kate Hudson is their daughter. You crush on her all the time on your MILF shit.”

“Oh word?” He said suddenly interested “Nice try baby. I see your point. Get off the birth control.”

“I hate you.” You said play punching him

“Just admit defeat babe. This is what it will be.” He said turning you on your side and spooning from behind.

“Ok I give…. geezus you are a pest.” You said happily snuggling into his arms but feeling a bulge below “Um babe we can’t have sex in this public park.”

“I’m just feeling good. I can control myself. Wanna give me head?” He asked

“What am I going to do with you?” You said exasperated and giggling

“Give me head.” He said restating his solution “Or give my mother a grandchild. Take your pick.” He said nuzzling his nose in your neck.

You sighed and rolled your eyes, settling into his embrace on the blanket on the most perfect afternoon. He wasn’t going to give up and quite frankly you didn’t want him to.

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xoxo-bunnydumpling · 1 year

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So a while back, Eli traded in his Prius for an SUV. "More room for the baby", also more room for his long ass legs. Big man needs a big truck, yee yee, yeah okay. It has powersteps, so I can get into it so it's fine.

He's been almost neutral about it since he got it, until we got a winter weather advisory. Now he's gone and gotten boards, chains, a concerning amount of road salt, bolt cutters, and new jumper cables.

"The fuck?"

Moses, digging through the haul, pulls out a pair of waders and a poncho. "Nice mobile murder lab, Dexter."

He rolls his eyes at us. "Two types of people, my god. It's for pulling people's cars out of ditches. I can do that now." Moses reaches up to pinch his cheek before slapping him lightly.

"You're so sweet it's fucking gross. Boy Scout bullshit." Moses has perhaps underestimated how much Eli likes to be slapped around, and gets hauled in fast, having to brace himself with his hands in Eli's jacket. "Wait wait wait..."

Eli quits pulling, and stops. "Yes?" Moses is running his hands around, unzipping the jacket and pulling it open. Eli looks a little nervous, and offers that they could absolutely do this inside instead of in the driveway.

"Aha! I knew I felt buckles. Is it like, sexy farmer cosplay day or something?"

My husband, bless him, is for some reason outfitted in bib overalls today. Carhartt brown, of course. He's cute, just so cute. I cannot, I have to get behind him and hug him. "I think it's more lineman chic, really."

He rests his hands on mine around his middle, and I feel him tugged forward to be kissed. Gotta watch obviously, but it's not nearly as spicy I think it will be. It's so soft, it makes my heart flip over. Moses has been trying gentleness with Eli the past several months and over the past almost-year, the evolution of their relationship from "bros that have sex sometimes" to this tender thing they have now has been a blessing to witness. I didn't expect a stray threesome to turn into this but I'm glad it did.

"Bunny, don't be a pervert, come get some lip." Moses has offered me a kiss in a variety of outlandish ways since I've known him but that's a new one on me. Eli allows only one kiss, before picking me up to take me back inside.

"I have plans now, that I need warm hands for..."

Moses pouts. "I kinda like them cold."

"Then you can be first."

#hot librarian chronicles #husband material #holy moses #poly nonsense #winter weather #always prepared

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