Kieran Culkin on Roman's playboy image and the way the actors/writers understanding of backstory fits together. (x)

What I mean when I say I want to go camping with you in front of an erupting volcano…

[puts my hand on your shoulder] bro the 'is the lamb amab or afab' question is so stupid dude, canonically the answer is neither. in that world, anyone can have kids with anyone, these characters very clearly arent from a species with two sexes, there is no male or female in here, gender is entirely separate from biology in this world dude. this is not an either/or situation, all the followers are both bro, theyre hermaphroditic, can you hear me?

Part 2 coming hihihi

2 DAYS!!!!!

Idk all I heard from that What If episode was that they canonized a new battle boyfriends era: Wartime Bucky (!) and no-serum Hydra Stomper Steve (!!) forming a two-man army (!!!) and destroying every Hydra base on earth (!!!!)

[Companion relationship spoilers?]

Just had sex with Halsin while dating Astarion, and I have to say the polyamorous dialogues were very adorable and also funny in a way.

Halsin: You should find a time to talk to Astarion and ask him about this, I'll wait.

Tav: Ok.

Tav: (Walks 10 steps, arriving at Astarion's tent) Hey babe, do you mind me fucking the flaming-hot bear-shaped gentle giant elf over there?

Astarion: Oh darling why would I ever object?? You know what you want, go get him love! (wink of encouragement)

Tav: Ok!

Tav: (Walks another 10 steps back to Halsin) He said yes, let's have sex.

Halsin: Why am I not surprised. Anyway, I'll find you tonight.

OH MY GOD?!

R.E.M.’s automatic for the people is the gayest rock album i’ve ever heard (/positive in the truest sense of the word)

(SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE)

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT PENIS.

So I was famously (it got like 6 notes) against sleeping with Astarion a second time because it felt like one of those Zevran situations where you need to reject him for the best outcome, and accepting was such a nothing scene (on purpose, I get it, but still) while rejecting him seemed genuinely more interesting.

SO! I'm gonna headcanon that yes, Astarion does attempt to sleep with Hiraeth a second time in order to secure his position on the team, and they go along with it up until a certain point before they notice he's clearly disassociating and go "Oh ew. Bye I'm not doing this lmao."

Cuz 1) I feel like him panicking and thinking he's fucked up is delicious angst when mixed with the relief of someone not forcing their body on him and 2) Hiraeth is a bard, and a reasonably attractive one, so everyone they've slept with has been very enthusiastic about it. They can tell when someone isn't, and they feel kind of insulted that he was both assuming they'd be into semi-traumatizing him for their own cheap benefit, and that he's clearly attempting to use them for ??? Some purpose??? But why?? What is he hoping to gain that they won't just give him if he asks??

So he's like "I'm consenting? I suggested it? Why does it matter if I'm into it?" because he's given up on the charade at this point and is desperate to stay on their good side, and they just stare at him for the longest time like "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Sorry to say but you're fucked up. Don't ever hit on me again unless you mean it lmao. Goodnight."

And he has no fucking idea what to make of it rip 😔

once again losing it about how black woke up when seanwhite fucked like no none of this other shit matters at all the thing that gets black to wake up from his 2 month coma is his rival fucking his little brother why is that so funny he went I Think The Fuck Not

anyways Not Me is a comedy lmao

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BASED ON THAT ONE SCENE ALONE, PEOPLE SHOULD ALL AGREE THAT NOT ME IS THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED. what do you mean, it's a daring show that reflects the current thai political situation & used real protesters, real politically charged artists and a real life qr code for marriage equality??? what do you mean, the flag scene is the best lgbtq+ scene to have ever existed??? what do you mean, seanwhite & danyok are the most beautiful love stories ever told about loving even in the face of adversity??? NONE of that matters as much as sean's insane dick game being able to wake up his frenemy from the dead through his brother 😌💅

xxx

hi i’m a fan of yours blogging from orange county, california and i believe mary jane is best paired with red wine BECAUSE I JUST THOUGH OF LIKE — year seven!mc fucking sebastian in the room of requirement and then ominis down in the scriptorium so quickly afterwards she’s still got c😳m in her tights from seb, BUT since fifth year, seb and ominis haven’t made up and actually lowk hate each other (when enemies to lovers hello) but they still KNOW you’re fucking the other and they’ve silently determined to prove to you and the other that he can do it better but irl u’ve got them both wrapped👏🏽around👏🏽your👏🏽pinky👏🏽finger👏🏽

ok goodnight/good morning ily smut queen

THIS WOULD BE ICONIC TO DELVE INTO ACTUALLY ?? Incredible vibes AND the potential to make them have a brutal, possessive threesome afterwards that MC stands no chance in. Poor girl would get whiplash from the whole thing LMAO

I'm gonna revisit this concept later on cause I'm swamped at the moment but honestly ??? 20/10 I love your mary jane/red wine brain, you're a bonafide genius and I love you too 💕

Cas would love LARPing with Dean and Charlie

🤔hear me out…. omega brothel worker but he’s only ever serviced as a top because he has a fat cock but secretly wishes to be railed bad