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hhhhleb · 2 months

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SO I've read this absolutely amazing series by @not-madder-red: Rescue Plans Continuity - raggedyred - Daredevil (TV), Moon Knight (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]

Please, if you haven't read it already just check it out! It's so thrilling! i was reading it nonstop for 3 days...

I made bunch of these sketches with author's wonderful OC's and this little comics doesn't exactly look like canon, but it's just a version i saw in my head while reading it, so plz don't judge:3

#moon knight #based on fanfic #jake lockley #marc spector #steven grant #sec is hilarious #bro litterally just :|#imogen is such a cutiepie #love 'em

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emillungs · 3 months

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watched saltburn. finally representation for women who were lesbians for a while

#my art #saltburn #rosamund pike #elspeth catton #that 5 sec shot of elspeth at olivers party is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen unfortunately #sketches #artists on tumblr #illustration #rosamund pike the absolute WOMAN that you are

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paintedkinzy-88 · 6 months

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I had a mental image and it won't let me go. Basically, Stretch sees how stressed out Blue is because he is constantly having to out his life on pause to play out some random role in a Reset over and over, and while it's comforting to know Stretch isn't the only one dealing with Resets and he has someone he can not only trust but go to for comfort (strange as it is to imagine with it being Sans, whom he hates having to burden especially now that he knows just how cool his brother actually is, he always knew Sans was the most magnificent monster but learning he's an interdimentional hero working alongside literal gods does soemthign to a guy).

So basically, Papyrus works double time to stop the Resets. And eventually he succeeds! So Sans is now clear to live his life and, like you said, finally tell everyone about his true self and his real job!

Problem is... multiverse shenanigans keep interrupting him every time he tries so while everyone knows something weird is up and it involves Sans, there is no context for the suddenly appearing skeletons that constantly interrupted their day and Sans somehow knows them all and is slowly getting more and more frustrated by the day because he very clearly wants to tell them something.

It blows down to Sans literally sitting everyone down and just saying it outright that the multiverse exists and when Killer comes running in on a supply run, Sans bodily tackles him, sits on him, and forces him to help him explain because,

"So help me if I get interrupted while explaining what the multiverse is one more time I'm gonna spike all of your favorite foods with laxatives!!"

"That'd be funny, actually..."

"DAMNIT KILLER!!!"

Idk jsut funny shenanigans with Blueberry getting more and more frustrated because he wants to tell people and finally is allowed to tell people but apparently the multiverse decided that moment to be the biggest nuisance

(He find out later it was Ink's fault)

Saving this saving this sAVING THIS—

Everything and everyone is just constantly against him in the most unfortunately comedic ways. And it starts out small! Little inconveniences, maybe not even at the fault of outside influences. He’s trying to tell Chara and Frisk, but no, Asgore says it’s their bed time, it’ll have to wait. Tries to explain it to Undyne and Alphys, hoping Undyne would maybe be help in explaining it to everyone else, but oops something in her lab exploded, they have to deal with that real quick.

Then it’s the Stars needing his help in another world, so he has to dip for a day or too, leaving Paps to be like “uh he’ll explain later.” Later comes, and a very apologetic Dream needs his help pulling Noots and Error apart cuz Ink’s no help, he’s just watching their argument and eating popcorn. So he has to leave again, far more frustrated than before, which baffles all his friends and family.

Then it’s like actual trouble; a world is falling apart and they need to evacuate it. There’s a council meeting and they’re introducing a new Sans. The Gang’s on an LV spree and needs someone to spare with so they don’t rip apart more Underfell copies. Just, every time he comes in saying he has an announcement to make, planning around his schedule and everyone else’s to get a family night together and finally come clean, SOMETHING has to get in the way and ruffle his feathers.

Meanwhile his family is so concerned. They’ve never seen Sans so tired and annoyed before. The dude just is done with the innocent bean performance pretty much as soon as they’d stopped the resets and is, to them, acting strangely. He clearly wants to talk but just can never get the chance. And who are these other skeletons that are popping up to talk to him?? To whisk him away with stern, worried looks?? Does he have long lost relatives they never talked about? Is he involved in something bad? Is he safe, is he trying to escape something he doesn’t wanna be a part of??

(Paps takes a bit of pity on him and asks if Blue just wants him to explain it, but Blue really really wants to be the one to tell them of his adventures and his job and all of his progress and achievements. He’s waited SO LONG for this he wants it so badly!!)

Eventually he manages to get Lust to just cover for him for a single day, a DAY that’s all he needs, but NO. Killer’s just gotta swoop in last second and Blue’s SO at the end of his patience why is this so DIFFICULT—

#rambled on there for a moment #but omg I love this idea #simultaneously hilarious and mildly angsty #mah boi’s just strugglin so much but c’mon #Ink popping up in front of everyone to be like yeah we need him for a sec #cuz resets stopped so who cares what they see they’ll understand eventually—#asks #undertale #undertale multiverse #winged au #underswap #swap sans #blue sans #swap!sans

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wendeeesaucy · 9 months

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Very subtle, Garrus.

#the way he malfunctioned for a sec was so hilarious #shakarian #garrus x shepard #garrus x femshep #femshep x garrus #mass effect garrus #garrus #commander shepard #femshep #female shepard #mass effect legendary edition #mass effect #selene shepard #citadel dlc

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generic-sonic-fan · 1 year

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Rouge, Shadow, and Omega each thought they were the "mom friend" of Team Dark.

Rouge thought she was the mom friend because she's the natural leader of the group, just as her own Mama was the natural leader of her household growing up. She's the one most emotional intelligence due to her intensive study into manipulating people for her thieving activities. Taking care of these two weirdos by being the one to chat things out comes as natural as breathing to her. She thought this was what being the "mom friend" meant.

Shadow thought he was the mom friend because he likes giving guidance and is the most overprotective in the group by a longshot. He's never had a mom, but he's heard Rouge talk about her mother's wisdom and strength of character. Mothers must be protectors. This belief was reinforced by his experiences with Vanilla- someone he admires for having upstanding morals and great courage in the face of adversity. Protecting his two teammates is his new purpose. He thought this was what being the "mom friend" meant.

Omega thought he was the mom friend because he's constantly nagging at his two organic teammates to take care of themselves. His definition of a "mother" was taken from the wikipedia article on the subject and a brief exposure to a sitcom Rouge flips past on the TV. Mothers appear to be the ones responsible for ensuring the upkeep of biological functions in the household. They are also persistent and filled with rage. These are all traits he can identify with, though it irritates him that he's somehow become the expert on healthy eating and sleeping practices. He thought this was what being the "mom friend" meant.

They were all wrong, by the way. Rouge said to Amy that she's the mom friend and Amy told her straight that roping people into committing larceny is not "mom friend" behavior. Shadow confided in Vanilla and was very gently explained to that moms must also be patient, communicative, and level-headed (and that friendships are more complex than such a label). Omega blurted his hypothesis out loud one day and was able to pass it off as a joke when Rouge and Shadow burst out laughing.

#sth #team dark #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #e123 omega #god I love these dorks #written in response to the old '(insert female character here) is the mom friend' takes #but also because I came up with 'what if omega unironically thought he was the mom friend for a sec'#and that thought was too hilarious not to share #so here's a post for you all to enjoy #e-123 omega

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irl-dogboy · 1 year

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truly cannot stress how many of these i have btw

#theyre so real #um i need to populate this tag wait one sec #dogboydraws #doodle #they really have just become my ocs btw which is hilarious #winterbaron #bucky barnes #buckycore #helmut zemo #mcu

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prompt-master · 29 days

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My toxic trait is that I loved like. every single shitty hated old school video game cartoon

#prom is talking #no exaggeration either. listen to me reader. i LOVED the zelda cartoon #i was the super mario brothers super shows biggest fan #kirby anime? yes please. one of my favorite theme songs i have it memorized in my heart #i love Spanish dad metaknight are you insane #both sonic cartoons?#duh.#i used to play sonic adventure lined up with how sonic x was airing.#as closely as i could anyway #i still have soooo many fond memories tho with smbss specificially. that shit was hilarious #sorry i mean all sonic cartoons i forgot about sonic underground flr a sex #sec

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thedeathdeelers · 7 months

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jp: i can cook - like prime rib and chicken alfredo

taylor: can you cook um. like a good grilled cheese?

jp: ….

jp: like..bread and cheese?

taylor: yeah

jp: …i can cook bread and cheese

taylor: i think we have very similar values

#conversation of the century #i know it’s probably the editing but this is hilarious #man’s was stunned for a sec there #love is blind #love is blind s5

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lovely-v · 19 days

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thrilled to see they did senshi sex ed justice in this week's ep of dungeon meshi

#veesaysthings #dungeon meshi #the chilchuck scream was the best thing i've ever heard #i'm watching it in italian but i rewatched that clip in english and japanese #and it seems like the italian version uses the scream from the japanese version #the english one is still hilarious but not as good #so if ur doing english dub change it over to japanese for a sec please

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obiroguewan · 2 years

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Mass Effect Legendary Edition

Mass Effect 1

#if bioware decided to do a spinoff of Garrus' C-Sec adventure I would cry and yell out of happiness #idk his delivery of 'somebody's making a killing out there' is hilarious #mass effect #mass effect 1 #mass effect legendary edition #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #shepard #megif #*

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 6 months

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god this is such a fucking ‘my dad works for the east India company’ thing to say

#ooooughhhh they’re using things that are ours (too advanced for them) we need to steal it #i just discovered something hilarious abt her dad I’ll post in a sec btw #…could I fix her #my post #fsr #samurai remnant #fate samurai remnant

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tys-kitty · 3 months

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Valentine's special 🥰✨😔

MAYA! I mean of course?!? No questions asked, I‘m a 100 % in…

Happy Valentines Day, my love! Love you lots!!

#asks #can we just talk about the pic for a sec?#this is hilarious hahahaha

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celticwoman · 5 months

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saw this on my dash today and thought it'd be fun to do it since i don't think i've ever shared anything about tillie on here! she's my main and only farmer, i'm definitely one of those ppl who prefer always playing the same save instead of having multiple ones!

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she and jas share a birthday! tillie loves baking goodies for her as a present

she started hanging out with the Moms™ before even becoming a mom herself (if i couldn't romance jodi you bet i made her my best friend) + she attends exercise classes with them

tillie genuinely hates seafood but loves fishing!

she befriended alex's grandparents before she even befriended him 👍🏻

other really good friends of hers include: haley, linus & demetrius

thought it'd be cute to add her children, archie & cindy, instead of her horsie

#the way i looove this #and omg. i wanted to open stardew to check some stuff i didn't remember and for a sec i thought i had lost this save !!!!! i was SWEATING #like. my sisters' saves were there but mine wasn't!!!!! huge panic #but i fixed it #stardew valley #also realised i'm loyal to alex bc i never feel like romancing anyone else. hilarious #cause usually i replay games multiple times in order to romance everyone

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melonisopod · 11 months

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You think Rodion and Gregor freaked each other out with some of their IDs? Rodion becomes a fanatical anti-prosthetic zealot in one timeline and flat-out says people who lose a limb should just “savor the pain” in one timeline and in another timeline Gregor becomes a cannibal chef. You think either of them may have said something a little unnerving to each other while stuck in those IDs?

#actually i think n-corp rodya and rb chef greg meeting would be hilarious #''i think prosthetic users should die'' ''huh neat. come meet me in the back for a sec''#they find each other in every timeline but are divorced in at least one #limbus company

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yellowymellon · 5 months

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HE SO CUTE I NEED HIM AND ROBIN RN I CANT COPE

#THEM WINGS #THAT VERTICAL HALO #i need him to be destruction cuz a priest being one is mad hilarious #totally not cuz i love and only play destruction #WAIT A SEC #he loweky looks like um uh #IORI FROM BROTHER'S CONFLICT LOLOL #they even got that religious thing #imagine if he was as corrupt 😍#sunday does it better obviously #hsr #hsr sunday #star rail

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torturedpoetdean · 5 months

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why are demons always wearing tailored suits do they possess random dudes and then go straight to the formal wear store before going on their evil demon way??

#i know that it’s crowley’s thing but it’s still hilarious #some dude right after being possessed #‘sorry give me a sec i gotta stop at the mall and get a tailored suit before i do evil my boss said so’#i love supernatural #ana’s spn rewatch

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