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of-a-chaotic-mind · 4 months

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Nerf or Nothin'

Summary: JSchlatt hosts an epic Nerf battle and ends up facing off against Reader as Team Captains.

TW/CW: None that I can think of, just Nerf guns, JSchlatt x Reader

Requested?: No

A/N: This totally isn't a dream I had while taking a nap and listening to Sleep Deprived... I HAVE however been binge-watching Sleep Deprived all day lol. Schlatt's voice scratches an itch in my brain and he's fuckin great.

I arrived at the warehouse around thirty minutes early due to my excitement surrounding today’s events. My boyfriend, Schlatt, has arranged a massive Nerf battle with several of our creator friends. I grab my keys and phone before hopping out to grab a box from the trunk which contains several of Schlatt’s Nerf guns, ammo, and some of my own. He had already brought quite a few with him this morning when he came to start set up but asked me to bring these as well.

I remove my sunglasses from my face and place them on my head with my free hand as the door to the warehouse swings shut behind me and my jaw drops. Schlatt had been careful to keep details a surprise from everyone, including me, and now I can see why. The large warehouse floor is dotted with various mats, cushions, and foam walls. Everything is arranged in a sort of city-like fashion but that’s not the best part. On either side of the plush battlefield are two structures that can only be described as adult-sized McDonald’s playgrounds. A red flag flies atop one and a blue for the other.

I spot Schlatt standing near a couple folding tables laden with various Nerf guns and ammo. He has an enormous grin on his face as he admires his creation and Tommy and Jack are having a very animated conversation beside him. I place my box on the table before stepping up behind Schlatt and rubbing his back, “You really outdid yourself with this one, babe. This is amazing.”

He looks down and proudly smiles at me but has no chance to respond as Tommy notices my arrival, “(Y/N)! Can you believe this?! This is insane.”

I giggle as Schlatt wraps his arm around my shoulders, “I know. I’m not sure what I was expecting but it sure wasn’t this.”

Jack whips his head away from the setup and toward me with shock written on his features, “There’s no way in hell you didn’t know about this.”

I grin and look up at Schlatt, “And I quote, ‘Just because you’re my girlfriend doesn’t mean I’m going to spoil the surprise for you.’” He nods once before we are all distracted by the new arrivals. Oompa is literally jumping up and down in excitement as Kris laughs uncontrollably at his side. Mika, Aztro, and Apanda stand absolutely stun-locked just inside the door jaws on the floor. Schlatt throws his hands up with an even bigger grin on his face at our friends’ reactions.

As the guys all begin running around like sugar-high toddlers, Kris makes her way over to my side. “This is going to be so unbelievably fun and entertaining,” she says, watching Schlatt and Oompa wrestle not too far away.

I nod, “He’s been so excited about this ever since he set his plan into motion. He’s almost let slip a few times what he had going but managed to catch himself.”

She nods, impressed, “I’m shocked he kept it to himself.” I shrug as more friends begin to arrive and chaos soon breaks out completely.

Finally, once everyone arrives, Schlatt manages to call everyone to order to explain everything, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to partake in an epic Nerf gun battle. As you may have noticed, we have two structures each with their own flag. The surrounding area is the city and each structure is a castle. There will obviously be two teams. The objective is to get the enemy team’s flag and carry it back to your own castle. If you get hit, and we have to use the honor code here, you will join the enemy team.” Everyone around, including me, gasps and Schlatt grins, “Here’s another gasp-inducing fact,” with that, the lights go down, and many whoop in excitement. There’s still enough light to see what’s right in front of us but not very far. The lights come back on and Schlatt continues, “Myself and Ted will be team captains for the first round. I’ll be on team blue and Ted, on team red. Once our teams are chosen, we’ll have fifteen minutes to collect our weapons and discuss strategy. Once that time is up, everyone will make their way to the back side of their castle. The lights will go out and everyone will have five minutes to get into position. After five minutes, our referees will shout go and we’re off. Once everything is said and done, the losing team captain will pick the captains for the next round. Any question?”

Everyone looks around at each other before shaking their heads. With that, Schlatt allows Ted first pick. Quickly the somewhat large crowd is divided in two and I of course find myself on Schlatt’s team on his first pick. It’s chaos as everyone chooses their Nerf guns and our team captains discretely give out orders and assignments. Quickly, the fifteen minutes is up and everyone takes their place. Schlatt has assigned me the task of collecting the flag and running it back to our castle while he and Oompa watch my back from atop the blue team castle and Tommy and Jack create a diversion.

As the ref calls start, I sneak around the far side of the “map” from where the messy and chaotic diversion breaks out. Ted seems to have gone for a straightforward approach as the majority of his team takes the playing field. I take a mental note of everyone who is missing and make my way to their castle. Somehow, I manage to get in and climb up without anyone noticing. I peek my head over the last step into the room of the flag and find their guards laughing their asses off at the battle down below. I sneakily nab the flag, rolling it up and tucking it under my arm as I make my way down to the floor.

As soon as I step foot onto the mat at the entrance, I hear Ted yell over the cacophony, “Where the hell is (Y/N)? Someone get eyes on (Y/N)!”

Above me, the red team’s guards begin to panic, yelling back to Ted, “Someone got the flag!” Before getting shot with foam darts through the bars.

I glance up to the top of our castle and spot Schlatt and Oompa both grinning from ear to ear, having annihilated my new teammates. Schlatt yells at them, “Get her back to base!”

I duck behind a wall and look up to find them scanning the grounds for me. Soon, they’ve joined me and we quickly pick our way back to Schlatt and Oompa. Once atop our castle, I pull the blue flag out of its stand and replace it with the red one. What’s left of our team cheers as Ted sighs, “I know exactly who the next captains are going to be.”

I cross my arms, “Oh yeah?” He nods and silently points at me and Schlatt.

Beside me, Schlatt groans, “Dudeeeee nooooooo. She’ll be my downfallllll.”

I giggle and take my first pick, “Kris! You’re with me!” Once again, the teams are quickly divided out. As the fifteen-minute prep stage starts, I whisper in Kris’s ear, “You’re gonna be me this time. Sneaky as possible, get in, get out, get back to base.” She grins and nods excitedly as I begin directing the rest of my team. I assign a group to guard our flag, an entire strike team to make it seem like they’re going for the flag, and a couple snipers to watch Kris’s back. My own job is to just screw with Schlatt and Oompa as much as possible from afar.

The start is called and I make my way onto the battlefield with my strike team. I carefully pick at Schlatt and Oompa, mostly Schlatt. My only goal is to annoy the shit out of them not actually tag them. Soon, Oompa yells out to Schlatt, “Kris isn’t out here! Is she up top?”

Schlatt quickly looks around, “You little, shit. Using my own tactic against me,” he yells at me from across the way before directing his attention to his team, “Find her!” At this point, I motion to my strike team to push in further and then turn my attention to my snipers giving them a signal that means switch to rapid fire and volley them. Quickly, their team is whittled to nearly nothing. All that is left is Schlatt, Oompa, and a couple others. At this point, they’re attempting to pick their way through to stop Kris, however unknown to anyone else, she’s already passed the flag off to Jack who is on his way up our castle now. Once I’m sure he’s replaced the flag, I let the fight go on a little longer before finally nailing Schlatt between the eyes with a dart. He grumpily glares at me before turning around and assisting my team in taking out what remains of his. Everyone stops and looks around at each other confused about what to do now as I have overtaken the entire blue team.

Schlatt drops his hands to his sides and shrugs, “I don’t know, I guess the red team wins. I didn’t foresee her going against me,” he looks at me now with a pretend look of anger on his face, “I trained you too well.” I grin triumphantly and say nothing as I point up at our castle where Jack simply grins and waves. Schlatt looks at me wide-eyed, “How? When? What?”

I giggle, “Everybody failed to notice that the flag was handed off. He’s been up there a while now.”

Schlatt struggles to contain his grin before finally giving up and pulling me into a kiss. When we pull away, there’s a grin on his face and everyone quiets their whoops and hollers, “I’m so proud of you.” Everyone aws before Schlatt rolls his eyes, “Yeah, yeah, shut up.” He assigns new captains and before long we’re locked into a third battle.

Schlatt and I got home from our exciting day not too long ago. I make my way back to bed and find Schlatt sleeping peacefully. I brush his hair out of his face which causes him to jolt awake. He looks up at me, brows knitted together, for a moment before mumbling, “‘m sorry, didn’t mean to fall asleep.”

I smile softly at him, “It’s alright, baby. You’ve had a long day. I can tell you’re exhausted.”

He gently drags me into his side and kisses the top of my head, “Did you have fun today?”

I nod, “Of course I did. Did you?”

He seems to think for a moment before mumbling, “Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun.” He pauses, “I still can’t believe you beat me in that second round.”

I giggle, “I’m honestly surprised it worked out.”

He hums quietly but doesn’t say anything. It’s not long before I realize he’s fallen asleep again and drift off myself.

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hatchetislostpog · 6 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Tommy: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Wilbur: *raises hand*

Quackity: *raises hand*

Schlatt: *raises hand*

Niki: *raises hand*

Charlie: *raises hand*

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nvmadic · 9 months

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schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”

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rabbitsrams · 8 months

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rewatching this sleep deprived video where schlatt keeps talking about tits so i will actually post this thing i wrote when i saw it initially

@light-blue-lace hey im posting it after weeks

nsfw under the cut, minors dni, 18+ only.

so one day you’re just chilling on the couch doing nothing when schlatt randomly asks you:

"can i see your tits?"

you're a bit surprised at how blunt he was being. "uh... why?"

"because."

"uh..."

"please?"

"um, okay." you lift your shirt, thankful you weren't wearing a bra. he looks at them for about 30 seconds, humming in approval and touching them for a bit. after he's done, he removes his hands and you put the shirt back down.

"thanks toots."

"uh huh, no problem..." you're a little confused but frankly quite aroused. like... he's seen them MANY times before. but there was something about him having the urge to see them in a normal mundane setting that was exciting. and him having that same reaction every time.

then he starts to do it more often.

always just straight up asking to see your tits and you always say yes, lifting your shirt and letting him see them.

then you start to walk around the house with smaller and tighter shirts that really show them off and he just loves it.

then one day you spice it up even more and just. walk around shirtless.

and he’s got his hands on them for hours. he just loves how pretty your tits are.

one of them is slightly bigger than the other and he just is absolutely fixated. loves them so much.

sitting on his lap as he edits and they're just in his face and he keeps getting distracted but he doesn't even care 'cause he "just wanted to see some fuckin' titties today."

also sending so many pics of them while he’s away and him saving every single one of them to use for... later...

bonus: so he's recording a drawing game (gartic, skribbl, etc.) for sleep deprived and one of the prompts is just. tits.

so he leaves the room to ask you if he can use yours as a reference (of course you say yes, you know it's just an excuse for him to see them but you don't even care).

the drawing turns out like really good and the boys are like WHOAAAA.....

one of them was like "what was your reference ain't no way you did that from memory" and he just straight up says:

"my girlfriend."

that's how your relationship was revealed lol

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storiesforallfandoms · 1 month

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sitting on jschlatt's lap ~ h.c

warnings: rpf, some swearing, fluffy fluffy goodness, a little mention of smut but not much

he pulled you onto his lap the first time

you and a group of your friends were hanging out at someone's house, and you had gotten up just long enough to go to the bathroom

when you came back, someone had taken your seat

and there was no other available places to sit besides the floor

"move your feet, lose your seat"

schlatt had patted his lap and said, "i got a seat for ya here, toots"

you didn't think he was serious because, at this point, you weren't dating yet

but, as you tried to walk past him, he took hold of your waist and pulled you down onto his lap

you face was on fire the entire time

but he was so casual about it

it only took a week after that for the two of you to start dating, and every chance he could get, you were on his lap

he was streaming and wanted you to join? you were sat on his lap

watching a movie together? on his lap

hanging out with friends? his lap

fucking you stupid?

well...you get the point

he loved to have you on his lap so he could hold you

believe it or not, schlatt is a very affectionate guy when he's in a relationship

his love language is definitely touch, i'm calling it now, so he'd be touching you whenever he could

but especially he needs you on his lap, with your head on his shoulder and his arms around your waist

that's his favorite position for anything, full stop

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exactlymaximumgarden · 22 days

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i don't typically write a lot but jschlatt has been occupying my head rent free and i have Thoughts i must share.

imagine you're a streamer who's really close with schlatt, ted nivison, mikasacus, the general sdmp crew, etc. ESPECIALLY schlatt. you guys have streamed together one on one before and have amazing chemistry on and off camera, but you both harbor secret crushes on the other.

so imagine you're doing a chill minecraft stream one night just on your own and schlatt decides to dm you on discord.

yo. call?

this isn't unordinary, so of course you let him join.

the rest of the stream primarily consists of the both of you listening to music from his playlists while he watches you play minecraft. the beginning of your call with him is very high energy, with lots of stupid jokes, bits, and poking fun at chat. but the more the night goes on, the more things calm down. schlatt switches the music to his jazz oldies playlist, and the vibe is just the two of you having a casual conversation now. it's almost like chat isn't there. it's very tranquil, domestic, and cozy.

soon enough, it's time for the stream to end and you to turn in for the night. just as you say your goodbyes to schlatt and chat and exit the stream, a new dm pops up.

had fun with you tn, let's do it again soon. sleep well :)

you can't help but feel your heart flutter inside your chest. and unbeknownst to you, schlatt is feeling the same thing behind his own pc screen <3

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt #schlatt x reader #chuckle sandwich x reader #chuckle sandwich #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt fluff

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slxtmeri · 11 months

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Chucklers after you get back from a long trip. Them just welcoming you back and all the things they would get or do for you, sfw and nsfw... just an idea I've had on my mind...

ANON I LOVE YOU THIS IDEA TYSM

ted

sfw

♡ as soon as he sees you when you come home, he's running up to you and giving you the biggest hug oml. hands are around your waist, lifting you up, not wanting to let go. (and he doesn't, for at least a good minute or two).

♡ kisses all over your face and neck until you're blushing and giggling, squealing for him to stop

♡ carries all your luggage and REFUSES to let you help with any

"nope, nope, put that down. i can handle this stuff, baby! let me help you, love."

♡ constantly touching you, hand on your waist, arm around your shoulder, holding your hand. he missed you so much while you were gone

nsfw

♡ as soon as your stuff is inside, he carries you to the bedroom, your legs wrapped around his waist

♡ he lays you down on the bed, still kissing you. his mouth trails lower, and lower, until his head is settled between your legs

♡ eats you out like it's his last meal, your hands gripping his hair motivate him to keep going

♡ makes you come undone several times, until tears of pleasure are pricking at your eyes and you're too fucked out to form a coherent sentence.

♡ cuddles you until you both fall asleep. expect him to fuck you senseless the next day

schlatt

sfw

♡ picks you up from the airport and twirls you around until you're both dizzy.

♡ can't stop smiling. there's a shit eating grin on his face for the next 24 hours at LEAST

♡ doesn't stop talking about how much he and the cats missed you.

♡ hand on your thigh on the drive home, rubbing comforting circles

♡ stops to get you your favorite food on the way home, he just wants to spoil you

nsfw

♡ as soon as the two of you arrive home, he's bending you over the nearest surface. whether it be the kitchen island, the couch, it doesn't matter. he's so needy for you

♡ teases you until you're wet enough to take him. then he's fucking you until you can't stand

♡ praises you so so much more than usual.

"fuck, baby. you're so perfect for me, hmm? letting daddy fuck you as soon as you get back. my sweet baby."

♡ takes a bath with you afterwards. cleans you up all nice then carries you to bed <3

charlie

sfw

♡ gets so excited when he sees you, he hugs you so tight you have to tell him to calm down

"charlie, i missed you too. can barely breathe, baby."

"shit... sorry sweetheart, i just missed you a lot."

♡ as soon as you get home he's giving you presents that he bought for your return. probably orders your favorite takeout, too.

♡ repeats how much he missed you, how he wishes you were there for the things he did whil you were away

♡ asks for any and all photos you took during your trip

nsfw

♡ he practically drags you to the bedroom after you two finish eating

♡ begs for you, saying how much he needed you

"s'been too long, baby. please let me fuck you, please."

♡ hickeys all over your neck. he's not even thinking about how you two have to meet up with friends the next day

♡ you end up riding him, rolling your eyes at the friction you havent had since before you left

♡ once you get too tired, he's gripping your hips and fucking up into you.

"that's it, baby. so so good, my love, fuck."

♡ stays inside you for a few minutes, hugging you, savoring your time together.

♡ picks you up and carries you to the shower, cleaning you up before bringing you to the couch for a nice long movie

a/n: holy shit i got carried away. the brainrot is real 😭 anyways ily anon, enjoy!!!

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deadlyxlvly · 6 months

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Moodboard: Jschlatt as a boyfriend

Pictures you took of him. Part 3.

#jschlatt #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt x reader #schlatt #@ jschlatt #im back at it again #hes so pretty #jschlatt smut #my phone would be full with photos of him #i would 1T of storage just for him

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writingduhh · 7 months

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Being Jschlatts S/O Includes (Hc) …

Shout out to my babe @lvrj4mie for the amazing ideas ILY POOKIE

Pairing: Schlatt x Y/n

Type: Fluff

▷ He’s very protective over you. Not in an unhealthy “you can’t leave” way, more of a “if anyone hurts you they’re dead” way.

▷ You have a drawer of your things at his place. After you began dating and practically spent every day at his house, he insisted that you keep a drawer of your belongings at his place.

▷ Receiving occasional bursts of affection from him. It's as if he can't contain his love and excitement, especially during those moments when he's feeling particularly affectionate. You could be sitting on the couch and he’ll just immediately smother you and attack your face with kisses… not that you mind.

▷ Definitely the Black Cat x Golden Retriever couple trope.

▷ Schlatt can be a chaotic and unpredictable character, but you're there to provide stability and calm in his life. You help balance his hectic lifestyle and remind him to take care of himself. You’re the calm in his storm.

▷ Despite his tough guy exterior, he's rather tender-hearted, especially when it comes to you.

▷ Spoils the shit out of you. Whatever you want he gets, even though you insist he doesn’t need to get you anything/you don’t want anything. He does it anyways.

▷ Introvert and Extrovert Balance. If Schlatt leans toward extroversion and you are more of an introvert (or vice Versa), you find a harmonious balance. He brings you out of your shell, and you provide him with moments of quiet reflection.

▷ Stealing his hoodies/shirts.

"Hey, toots, have you seen my..." Schlatt's words trailed off as he caught sight of you comfortably seated on the couch, wearing his oversized hoodie while engrossed in your game. Due to his substantial stature, his clothes practically swamped you, with sleeves rolled up twice for a better fit.

"Is that my hoodie?" he asked, a playful smirk on his face.

You nodded, a hint of mischief in your eyes. "Yeah, it is. I can take it off if you don't want me to wear it."

He shook his head, a fond smile spreading across his face. "No, no, it's okay. You look good in my clothes." He wrapped his arms around your shoulders and leaned in, planting a tender kiss on your neck.

▷ He has so many nicknames for you. Toots (obviously), sweetheart, babe, I could also definitely see him call his partner pet.

▷ Comfort in silence. Whether you’re watching him edit, gaming in the same room, or simply sitting together silently on the couch, you didn’t need words to communicate. There's a comfortable silence that speaks volumes about your connection and comfort with each other.

▷ His cats absolutely ADORE you… Maybe more than him.

▷ Late night food runs. Due to the nature of his job, Schlatt has a lot of late nights editing videos or planning future projects. On those particularly stressful nights, which is often, you like to suggest a late night food run to clear his mind. He always agrees as it’s an excuse to spend some quality time with you… and get food.

▷ You shamelessly tease him in a playful manner, fully aware that you can get away with it.

▷ Contrary to popular opinion I think he’s quite affectionate, at least behind closed doors. He’s always got a hand on your thigh, laying on your chest, or some sort of touch.

▷ You’re definitely ‘Those pet parents’ with Jambo and Burnt soup. They’re basically like your children, making you the perfect happy family.

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schlattsdoll · 28 days

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lunchclub schlatt headcannons 🤍

AHHHH LUNCHCLUB SCHLATT MY BELOVED <3

an absolute loverboy, is a total lovesick fool for his babes. makes playlists for you, gets matching hoodies and outfits (gets you your own yankee hat <3)

SUCH!! A!! SOFTIE!!! loves to cuddle, being big spoon of course

wont turn down a chance to be held though

if yall are long distance, nightly discord/facetimes until you can be together again

"ya know you snore doll?"

SPEAKING OF LONG DISTANCE!!! your first "date" was in minecraft, and every year you two go back to that world

he paints your initial on his nail <33 and gets you a necklace with his on it

being there when ted eats the 400mg edible and yelling at schlatt to leave him alone (i have ideas ab reader being in the same boat, just not as bad as teddy was.)

when he starts to grow the chops in, laughing at him, but quickly loving how they look on him

seeing the growth of schlatt's career and moving in with him when he moves to austin

#chuckle sandwich imagine #jschlatt smut #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #jschlatt hcs #mcyt x reader #wes10k #lunch club! schlatt

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titishq · 3 months

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Fratboy!Jschlatt - Headcanons

⤷ pairing: fratboy!jschlatt x gn!reader

contains: swearing , mention of bimbos— , mentions of partying & drinking , angst if you squint , overwhelming toothrotting fluff

summary: headcanons of fratboy!jschlatt falling for you & your relationship!!<3

⋆ jay thinks he’s the biggest and toughest person, but in reality he’s a total softie.

⋆ he hates when he finds himself falling for someone that isn’t a stereotypical ‘bubble headed blonde bimbo’, meaning he’ll actually have to try to get noticed by them. he especially hates when he found himself falling for you.

⋆ you were just some nerd compared to him, you didn’t care for sports, you didn’t show up to parties or games, you were just focused on your studies and graduating college—!

⋆ at first he started annoying you; throwing papers on your desk, bumping into you, knocking your bag over. when he finally got a reaction from you, he was over the moon, even if you essentially told him to ‘fuck off’.

“jesus christ, jonathan! fuck off, you’re so annoying!” you groaned and grabbed the piece of paper he threw at you, looking back at him and tossed it right back. you didn’t understand why he was smiling so much at you.

“thanks, sweetheart.” he smiled and grabbed the paper, un-crubbling it to see the small note he had written for you, one asking you on a date. he couldn’t help but feel a little sad that you didn’t notice, but he knew one day you’d realize what the papers meant.

⋆ the second you started giving him attention, he was using it to his advantage. moving into bright colored sticky notes so they’d pop out on the brown desk, if they stuck to your black bag it was obvious he was messing with you.

⋆ he’ll follow you around the school when he can, making excuses like he’s simply going to class or lunch, but in reality he’s just attempting to admire you.

⋆ be purposely started failing the class you had together so the teacher would force you to help him, causing the two of you to become closer somewhat, but you were still insanely annoyed by him.

⋆ he would act so dumb when you point out an obvious answer, looking at you with big doe eyes in an attempt to get you to just give in and kiss him already; but we all know that’s not gonna happen (yet).

⋆ he starts inviting you to parties, not surprised when you decline his offers at first, but after so many times you give in and show up to a overcrowded frat hour at 12 AM.

“jay, what the hell?” you looked at him with a worried expression, seeing him already downing shots in the kitchen with his friends, who were busy hyping him up. he looked up at you with a soft gaze, approaching you and leaning down to whisper in your ear. “just have fun, toots. let loose a little.”

he had convinced you to have one shot of pure vodka some kid has gotten his hands on, the liquid burned going down, causing you to gag and reach for the nearest soda, which just so happen to be jay’s. you snatched it from his hand, drinking it quickly to get rid of the taste. “god, that was disgusting!” you didn’t even realize he was staring at your lips, thinking about how you technically kissed because your lips touched the same spot of the fan.

⋆ this boy can’t let it go. the sight of you at that party will forever be embedded in his brain. he had managed to get a picture of you with a wide smile on your face, his arm around your waist, and his lips making contact with your temple. which that picture was now his lock screen.

⋆ the first time you caught a glimpse of the picture, your face became red. he tried to ignore it, but simply couldn’t, finally giving in to ask you on a date.

⋆ he went on a whole rant about how much he liked you and how pretty he thought you were, his own face becoming flush as he waited for you to say something—anything!

⋆ of course when you said you felt the same, he practically lost his mind! this beautiful person he had been crushing on for months, liked him back?? it was unbelievable!

⋆ he was a little afraid to tell him frat bros at first, but was happy when they were cool with it, and even let him invite you over occasionally.

⋆ you had grown lowkey close with his best friend, ted, the two of you ganging up on jay occasionally and making fun of him.

⋆ for anniversaries he begs ted to help him set up stuff for you, it’s small at first, but as the numbers and amount of time get bigger, the more insane the date was!

“jay, where are you?” you called out into the empty frat house, furrowing your brows at the fact the lights weren’t on and most people were probably asleep, forcing you to use your phone flashlight to not wake anyone. you made your way to his room, slowly creaking the door open, being greeted by the entire frat house shooting confetti poppers at you and screaming their heads off.

“jesus! what are you guys doing?” you pushed the confetti out of your face, looking up to see jay holding up a bouquet and a poster reading out ‘happy 1 year!’. you could feel the blush rising to your face, smiling widely and rushed into his arms, earning a kiss on the head and him mumbling against your hair. “i love you, sweetheart.”

⋆ by the time you two graduated together, everyone was fully convinced you were gonna get married. even professors knew you two were dating, some purposely seating you two far apart so you wouldn’t be all up on one another— even though you weren’t.

⋆ he had bought you a necklace for graduation, one that matched a ring he wore on his ring finger. the entire time he was waiting for your name to be announced, a wide smile on his lips as he finally heard it, probably being the loudest to clap and cheer.

⋆ after your friends all met up with each other, you tucked under his arm and his hand rubbing your side. he occasionally placed a kiss on your forehead, mumbling against your skin about how he was so proud of you and how much he loved you.

⋆ of course— you moved in with each other, living in the same apartment complex as some of his buddies, where all of you would often meet up and hold small parties, just like the ones in college.

tags: @teddysboy , @riverwritez , @asterjaxx , @luv4luci

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of-a-chaotic-mind · 4 months

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JSchlatt Masterlist

Nerf or Nothin' || JSchlatt hosts an epic Nerf battle and ends up facing off against Reader as Team Captains.

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justkiddingiminlove · 9 months

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Little Bit of Tum

Schlatt gazes at himself in the full-length mirror before him. He's put on some weight...again... He sighs softly as he gently grabs the little bit of fat gently resting above his waistband. He's not a big fan of his new muffin-top, and he's afraid of what will happen if he doesn't get himself under control.

You rest against the doorframe, just out of sight. Your eyes gaze at Schlatt's soft stomach, and how it just barely overlaps his waistband and belt. it's cute, to you at least...

Schlatt doesn't notice you until your arms wrap around his waist. He feels your hands gently squeeze the fat, and his face shows a faint blush. Your hands are so soft... the way they gently toy with his light layer of fluff sends butterflies through his stomach.

You're smiling, and your eyes meet his in the mirror. "A little bit of tum isn't a bad thing. It's cute on you." Your words drip with affection, the meaning seeping into his mind like water into wood.

Your words speak volumes to him. You'll love him despite everything.

Nothing will tarnish your admiration for each other.

Not even a little bit of tum.

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pray4saint · 9 months

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schlatt had to remind himself every day, every night, and every time he saw you that the two of you were nothing more than friends.

we're just friends, he'd think while you'd cuddled up to him during a movie at his place. we're just friends, he'd repeat in his head when you slept in his bed despite him having a guest room. we're nothing more than friends, he'd let the words bounce around his head when you kissed cheek, and his forehead, and occasionally his lips.

here you were again before him, crying into his shoulder. your arms were wrapped tight around his neck, legs on either side of him while you sat on his lap in the living room. he listened to your cries and complaints and sobs, rubbing soothing circles into your back, under your shirt. he cooed at you and shushed you. ”she didn't deserve you y/n, you've gotta know that.”

he pressed a short kiss atop your head, rocking you side to side in his lap, much like one would a baby. still, the tears poured from your eyes. ”no use wastin' your pretty tears on her.” it really did break his heart to see you hurting over anyone, much less someone who claimed to be your friend, especially when he treated you so much better. we're just friends. but it was true, you both knew it, that he'd make a much better boyfriend as shown by how close the two of you already were. he'd even a wonderful husband one day, and you knew his spouse would be the luckiest person in the world. we're just friends. the unspoken words seem to stop him from saying anything else, anything he really wanted to tell you.

then you pulled your head up from his tear-soaked shirt, looking at him with this frown that just made him hurt. your eyes were puffy and your cheeks were red and you were sniffling horribly, but even as he looked up at you like this, you were so pretty. his lips parted as he took in how you looked above him, and your eyes flicked between his bright irises and his lips, that looked oh so soft. slowly, you leaned in, pressing a gentle, short, sweet kiss to his lips. you couldn't see how his pupils dilated or how his free hand tensed close to your thigh. he couldn't help but want more. we're just friends. right. and if you weren't friends, you wouldn't be here, in his lap, staining his shirt, letting him see you a mess, letting his hands over your skin, kissing him. if you weren't friends, there'd be someone else having you as he did. for now, being friends would have to be enough for him.

his lips pulled up into a smile, as if you didn't just kiss him. ”how about, we make some popcorn and then watch a movie in my room, hm? you can get some rest and i can keep an eye on you.” if it had been anyone else, you would've gotten up and left, but it was schlatt, and he was a good friend. with a sniffle, you nodded a yes to him.

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rabbitsrams · 10 months

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imagine schlatt just so violently thirsting for you that you get back after a night out, barely in through the front door and he’s ripping your fishnets, sliding your panties to the side as he bends you over the sofa.

charlie i almost spit my soup out all over my laptop omg

nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.

tonight was the first time you and schlatt were going to a big youtuber/streamer party as a couple. and you decided to go all out.

you had just gotten your first pair of fishnet tights in the mail and you were so excited to finally wear them. much to the delight of your boyfriend.

he wolf-whistles as soon as you step out of the bathroom, your makeup is all done up and you're wearing a dress with your fishnets. and of course schlatt leaves the house with a semi, especially after smacking your ass when you go out the door before him.

all throughout the party schlatt's got his arm around you and is barely paying attention to anything but your legs in those fishnets. if you're sitting down best believe he's got a hand on your thigh.

at one point during the party you drop something on the floor and bend down to get it. and that's when schlatt's had enough. he's dragging you out and driving back home immediately. he can't think of any excuses why you're leaving early, all he knows is he needs you. now.

you're barely inside when he lifts you over his shoulder, kicking the door shut and bending you over the couch.

"baby?" you ask, gasping when you hear the rip of fabric. "j! those were brand new!"

"i'll buy you another one. 'n fact i'll buy ya a hundred."

your panties are barely pushed to the side when he slides his cock inside you. "you looked so fucking sexy at the party, d'ja know that?"

"my baby's so fuckin' hot and all fuckin' mine."

your face is buried in the couch cushions and yet your moans fill the entire apartment, echoing alongside schlatt's.

probably the hardest he's ever come in his life. and later when you're asleep he's scouring the internet for fishnets in all different styles, buying multiple pairs of the same one just in case.😉

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storiesforallfandoms · 10 days

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too far ~ jschlatt

word count: 2231

request?: no

description: in which he takes his dickishness a little too far

pairing: jschlatt x female!reader

warnings: swearing, rpf, angst, use of y/n, schlatt being a dick, insecurities and self...issues (?),

masterlist (one, two, three)

*i read a fic with this premise like a week or two ago but i cannot for the life of me find it anymore and i needed some mean schlatt angst turned fluff so i am writing my own version. if you are the original author this one goes out to you i will tag you if i can find you*

Everyone who knew Schlatt knew that he was sometimes "mean". It was never serious, it was all just meant to be teasing. For the most part, the worst of it went to Minx who was able to match his energy without it ever affecting her. Everyone else just got a few comments every now and then, but never anything incredibly rude.

Until it suddenly got directed all on you.

You had known Schlatt for some time, having met him through his online friend group while gaming one night. You had become acquainted quickly and you found yourself being excited whenever you knew you'd be playing or recording with him. It seemed like he felt the same way, or at least he was friendly and civil. That was until one recording when you were excitedly talking about something, he suddenly piped up to say, "Jesus, do you ever shut the fuck up?"

Everyone was laughing, so you figured it was just a joke, but it took you by surprise. You knew Schlatt was blunt, but it seemed completely out of nowhere when no one else seemed to mind your babble. You chuckled along with everyone, but you found yourself falling silent for the rest of the recording. Some of the others would include you in the conversation, but you only gave short answers.

After that, it seemed like Schlatt would be picking on you more and more. He rarely had anything nice to say to or about you. It became harder and harder to want to do recordings or streams when he was acting like that, and your mutual friends were starting to notice his continued bullying. It made everyone feel uncomfortable, even if he kept insisting it was just jokes.

It all came to a head when you were asked to do one of those "dating shows" on YouTube. It was you, Minx, Emma, and Jaiden, and Schlatt, Ted, Tanner, and Connor, with Jack hosting it. You weren't sure what the rules were or how the game was supposed to go down, but you loved watching the hilarity of other online "dating shows", and couldn't wait to be a part of it. You were a little weary of Schlatt's presence, but there were so many people involved that you figured you wouldn't get the brunt of his insults today.

Jack sent you the link for the Zoom call. You were one of the last people to join the call, so you were immediately met with a cacophony of overlapping voices. You chuckled to yourself at the familiar chaos. You adjusted your volume settings and positioned your webcam before turning it on.

A high pitched scream brought the conversations to a halt.

"What the fuck was that?" Jack said with a laugh.

"I think it was Schlatt," Ted said.

"Yeah it was me. Sorry, I just saw a jumpscare," Schlatt responded.

"What the fuck are you on about?" Minx asked.

"I saw (Y/N)'s ugly mug suddenly join the call and it scared me."

Everyone was silent. Your face burned and tears started to form in your eyes. Your body moved before your brain could register, your hand moving your mouse to click the "End Call" button. The moment everyone's faces disappeared, you allowed yourself to cry.

For all the hurtful stuff Schlatt had said, he had never gone after your appearance. It was one of your biggest insecurities because you felt like you didn't measure up to other female streamers. Sure, that was a cliche insecurity, but it was your truth. You marveled at how pretty all your friends were and would often mentally compare yourself to them. It wasn't something you had spoken publicly about, so obviously Schlatt didn't know he would touch a nerve, but it still felt like an extremely low blow. Especially for it to be the first thing you heard when you turned your camera on.

You sent Jack a message to apologize for leaving, but you told him you didn't feel up to doing the show anymore. He responded almost immediately to let you know that it was okay and he didn't blame you for your decision. You were shutting down your set up when your Discord started ringing; a voice call from Ted.

"Aren't you supposed to be recording?" you asked, trying to keep your voice even.

"We're taking a quick break while Jack decides if he wants Schlatt to compete anymore," Ted explained.

"Don't kick him off just because of me," you said.

"We don't really want him to play after what he said. It was incredibly fucked up and uncalled for."

"He's said worse to Minx."

"Yeah, but he and Minx have an understanding. We've all noticed that he makes fun of you, but you don't respond the way Minx does. I don't know what his problem is recently, but you don't deserve those insults. You're an incredibly kind person, unlike us assholes."

You chuckled through your tears. "You're not an asshole, Ted."

"I am sometimes, don't lie."

"Only a little bit." You wiped the fresh tears from your eyes and let out a shaky sigh. "I don't want to record with Schlatt anymore."

"I understand," Ted said. "I'll let everyone know, too."

"Thank you."

When you and Ted hung up, you sat back in your chair and took a deep breath. The sting from Schlatt's words was still strong, but you also felt some relief in having talking to Ted about it and him assuring you that you wouldn't have to record with Schlatt anymore. It still upset you that Schlatt made such a 180 when it seemed like you were both getting along so well, but you weren't going to wast anymore brain space on him.

Your phone buzzed from a Discord notification. You looked down at the screen to see Schlatt was trying to send you a message. Instead of reading it, you went to his Discord profile and blocked him.

~~~~~~

It was easier than you thought to forget about Schlatt and his insults. All your friends did as you asked didn't invite you to recordings if Schlatt was a part of them, or vice versa with him. You went on to block him on all social media, and even muting his channels on YouTube so you wouldn't risk seeing him in your recommended. It was like he never existed, and you didn't even care.

You were in the middle of editing a video when a knock came at your door. You assumed it was the Uber Eats you had ordered, so you saved your progress and got up to answer. Instead of finding a delivery guy, you came face to face with the man you had been avoiding for weeks.

"What are you doing here?" you asked. "Wait, better question, how do you know where I live?"

"I bothered Ted until he told me," Schlatt responded.

You rolled your eyes. "Ted's dead to me."

You went to close the door, but Schlatt's hand shot out to block the door. You scowled at him. "Take the hint, Schlatt. I don't want to see you."

"I know you don't, and I get why, but please let me explain and apologize."

"I don't want to hear what you have to say. Honestly, you don't even deserve to take up my time to try and give some shitty explanation for your shitty behavior."

"I know - "

"You really hurt me," you cut him off. "I took the insults in silence because I knew you poked fun at everyone, but they really hurt me. It got to a point where I was dreading having to interact with you every time someone invited to a Discord call and I saw that you were in there too."

"(Y/N) - "

"And then you called me ugly in a call in front of everyone and that hurt the most. I know it shouldn't have given how much else you've said to me, but my looks are one of my biggest insecurities, and I know you probably didn't know that but still, going after how I look was such a low blow. And it hurts so much because I thought we were friends, but suddenly you're insulting me and bullying me at every chance you get, and it almost felt worse than the way you act with Minx so how am I supposed to take it as anything other than you not liking me and - "

Your rambling was finally cut off by Schlatt taking hold of your face and pulling you into him. You were shocked when you felt his lips against yours. Your initial reaction was to pull away and to start yelling at him again, but suddenly your brain switched to tell you lean into it. So you did. You pressed into Schlatt as much as you could; your body against his, your hands on his hoodie, standing on your toes so you could reach him.

Also to your surprise, Schlatt was the one to pull away first. He rested his forehead against yours, keeping his face inches apart from yours.

"That was one way to get me to stop talking," you joked.

He smiled. "Seemed to be the most effective way."

"So, are you about to tell me the reason you were being mean to me is because you liked me? Because if so, that is a very elementary school explanation."

"Unfortunately, that is the reason."

You pulled away from Schlatt and finally gestured for him to come in. You realized you had been standing in the doorway this whole time, and now that you had somewhat calmed down, you figured you'd listen to his explanation. You were much more intrigued now after your kiss, although you were far from completely forgiving him for what had happened.

You led Schlatt to your living room and you both sat down on the couch. You were very much aware of how close you two were sat. His body was inches away from yours. You could be touching him again if you wanted to.

"I was trying to push you away," he said, bringing you back to the topic at hand. "I was afraid you wouldn't like me back, and it felt easier to make you hate me than to risk that rejection."

"No offense, but that's a really stupid idea."

He chuckled. "Yeah, no offense taken because you're right. I should've just talked to you about it like an adult instead of assuming you would've rejected me. I thought the easier route would be to make you hate me, but then that succeeded and I realized how much I missed getting to talk to you. Not to sound too corny or anything, but everything felt empty when you weren't around. I knew I fucked up majorly, and I tried to apologize that night after what happened, but you blocked me on everything and I realized just how far I had actually gone."

You thought back to the call you had with Ted that day when everything had come to a head with Schlatt. "Did you not tell Ted how you felt?"

"Not until I begged him for your address. Listen, I love Ted and all, but the dude has a big fuckin' mouth. He would've let it slip one way or another how I feel about you, and I didn't want that. Actually, no one knew. I kept it to myself completely."

"You're an idiot. You know that, right?"

He nodded. "I'm more than well aware, yes."

"And you know it's going to take more than just kissing me and apologizing to completely redeem yourself? I understand why you acted the way you did, as stupid as it was, but it still really hurt me. I'm not going to forget everything just because you were being stupid."

"I don't expect you to. All I wanted was to explain myself and hope that you'd give me a second chance. I'm serious, (Y/N), I don't think I can just not have you in my life. If you don't want to date, that's fine. I'm okay with something platonic, as long as I have you."

You smiled and finally dared to reach out and touch him. You took his hand in yours, running your thumb over his knuckles. You then dared to lean forward and capture his mouth with yours in a quick, gentle kiss. When you pulled away, Schlatt had a smile on his face. You mirrored it with a smile of your own.

"You'll have to work for forgiveness," you told him. "You can start by taking me out on a date."

"Done," he said. "Right now?"

You giggled. "Maybe tomorrow. I was actually in the middle of editing a video when you came, and I have Uber Eats on the way."

As if on cue, there was a knock at your door.

"That would be it."

"Can I stay and hang out while you edit?" Schlatt asked.

"Of course. But I'm not sharing my food with you."

"Oh, you have no choice. You invited me in and let me stay, therefore you're sharing your food."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself, I take back everything I said."

You exclaimed and giggled as he suddenly grabbed you and pulled you to him. "Too late! No take backs! You're stuck with me for a very long time, toots."

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