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monicahar · 1 year

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“would you kiss your ex to save me?”

this trend is so funny, so why not try it with genshin men

gn! reader, mention of death cause uh ur life is on the line obviously, fluff, crack,

yes. because a kiss with them is nothing while a life with you is everything.

—zhongli, KAZUHA, thoma, tighnari, albedo, VENTI, ayato, kaeya, diluc <3

i'd break up with you so you become my ex, and then i'd kiss you, and get back together with you again.

—cyno, HEIZOU, ALBEDO, xingqiu, aether, childe

no. you can just drop dead.

—scaramouche

you'd get mad at me and leave me after so probably not. i'll visit you and give you flowers weekly though.

—itto, wanderer

maaaybe.

—HEIZOU, ayato, VENTI, xingqiu, albedo, childe, kaeya

i don't have one.

—XIAO, mika, kunikuzushi

how in the world would you get in that situation anyway?

—ALHAITHAM, kaveh, CYNO, chongyun, tighnari, xiao

let's just die together.

—wanderer, abyss! aether

yeah, but i'd spread drool and saliva all over my lips and eat onions to make the experience as horrible as i can. they'll basically be tasting loogie :D

—gorou, heizou, ITTO, KAVEH, bennet

*refuses to actually answer*

—xiao, scaramouche, chongyun (double it and give it to the next person)

razor.

—razor (he doesn't understand)

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hgfdhgfddh · 7 years

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do you have any headcanons about your sj rare pairs? Alot of them sound fun and I'm really interested, if thats ok tho!

Oh thank u for being interested in them! Well I have thought up a lil small scenarios for few of them. I’ll put ‘em under a read more!

- For Scaramouche and that robot from “Jack and the Baby” (I’m gonna call him Frenchie ok) I just think that they meet by like all of the people that worked for Aku where having a get together and Scaramouche was having a good time and then he just sees Frenchie chatting w/ someone else and Scara’s like “WOAH!” and pulls one of the scientist over and is like “Eh, four eyes who is that hot piece of metal” and once that was explained Scara just goes over to him and just starts flirting

- Y’know how Scaramouche says “That’s French for your dead babe!” when fighting Jack in ep 1. Well I like to think that whenever Scaramouche says stuff and Frenchies in ear-shot he’ll just pop up and be like “uuh actually it doesn’t, this is how you actually say it” and Scara’s just like “BABE LET ME HAVE THIS!” and Frenchie just gets all smug

- Da Samurai and Thief have a nice fun relationship we’re both just dicks to everyone

- One day Thief comes in a gives Da Samurai the latest most expensive boom box thats out and Da Samurai’s like “WOAH WHAT! Damn how did you afford this!!” and Theif’s like :) and Da Samurai realizes and he’s like “…oh right, well thank you”

- (Ah, the ship that pretty much only works in an au) I haven’t really thought how Demongo and X9 started to date or how they even really meet yet. But it has something to do with essence and the fact that X9 technically doesn’t have any, even though he’s so lively and powerful, because he’s a robot.

- But yeah basically they’d be very domestic and Demongo at first doesn’t know how to even interact with Lulu because he’s not familiar with the concept of a pet and it’s alot of awkward moments where X9 will hand Demongo Lulu and Demongo will just hold her far away from him and be like “….what in aku’s name do I do with this”

- there’d probs be some angst between Demongo and X9 at some point because of X9 having some beef w/ Aku and Demongo being one of Aku’s greatest successors.

-(not too much of a rarepair at this point but I still wanna talk ab it) Flora and Ashi, like Scotsman and Jack in a way, are total opposites and compliment each other very well. Flora can encourage Ashi to just take things head on and have fun and just let loose every once in awhile. And Ashi can help Flora actually plan first and jutst stop and take a peaceful moment before the storm comes. they help each other see and experience things in a different way

- (I will admit the story i’ve come up for Jack and Da samurai isn’t really all that romantic, but I still love there relationship and think they’re cute together)

-Jack and Da Samurai, in an au where they actually did keep in contact after there first meeting. Jack teaches Da Samurai actual sword techniques and slowly guides him to the true way of the samurai. The respect for each other grows stronger each day.

-They open up about there past one day and Jack learns exactly why Da Samurai first got into samurai stuff and why he decided to act like one. And of course jack tells him how exactly he ended up in the future and opens up about his life experiences. It’s certainly the most tragic thing Da Samurai’s heard and he doesn’t really know how to responde w/ anything other than a “Damn, th-thats rough man…i’m sorry”

-A while passes and Jack and Da Samurai are standing and jack says “You have taken the final step, of the way of the Samurai” and Da Samurai lets out a big emotional “Thank you” and they go there separate ways, both helping innocents in a time of need. Jack is of course very quiet and serious in a fight. But Da Samurai in battle is very showy and brash, throwing out some great insults with every hit. It’s nice contrast to each other.

#blah blah blah #woah srry imma a bit of a chatter box #Hope you like these!!

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