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this came to me in a dream like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.
credit to brutalrecovery on instagram for unintentionally providing me with the best saltburn meme template ever lmfao
#saltburn#oliver quick#barry keoghan#felix catton#cattonquick#jacob elordi#venetia catton#allison oliver#farleigh start#farleigh saltburn#archie madekwe#sir james catton#richard e grant#elspeth catton#rosamund pike#saltburn movie#saltburn meme
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thoughts on this?
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the gang goes on a little hiking trip and felix has... a time.
#first post lets see if this is only funny to me or if anyone else gets a kick out of it#farleigh would be so active on tiktok posting stuff like this i think#i would pay good money to see the adventures these four would get up to#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#cattonquick#oliver x felix#venetia catton#farleigh start#saltburn edit#saltburn meme
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IT'S A MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR
If you know what I mean
#the band ghost#ghost fanart#cardinal copia#ghost bc#saltburn#saltburn meme#its a murder on the dancefloor
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Oliver head banging in the jeep, screaming along to Before He Cheats.
Felix:
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Saltburn: text post meme 🏰🪽👑🍷🦌🔪
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3
#haven’t seen this done yet soooooo#saltburn#text post meme#oliver quick#felix catton#venetia catton#farleigh start#barry keoghan#jacob elordi#archie madekwe#alison oliver#shitpost
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𝑆𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 ( 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 ) dir. emerald fennell / feel free to change pronouns and subjects as you see fit !
❛ i wasn’t in love with him. ❜
❛ i loved him. of course! it was impossible not to. ❜
❛ everyone loved you. everyone wanted to be around you. ❜
❛ i protected him. i was honest with him. ❜
❛ it's just you and me, mate. and the girl with agoraphobia, but she's in her room. ❜
❛ are you telling me you spent your summer reading the bible? ❜
❛ oh no no. not, uh, friend. more an admirer. from afar. ❜
❛ so you're picking apart the style my essay instead of the substance? ❜
❛ it's not what you argue but how. ❜
❛ fuck, that's kind. are you serious? ❜
❛ i don't smoke. ❜
❛ he’s been expelled from almost every school in england for sucking off the teachers. ❜
❛ there aren’t any pictures of me as a kid. ❜
❛ you look different. ❜
❛ harsh! that is so harsh! you’re such a snob! ❜
❛ only rich people can afford to be this filthy. ❜
❛ do you think he'll be jealous? ❜
❛ no, i'm not like you. this is all i have. ❜
❛ this feels a bit fucking stupid now to be honest. ❜
❛ honestly? i don't think i'll ever go home again. ❜
❛ just be yourself! they'll love you! ❜
❛ everybody just goes to ruin, i suppose. ❜
❛ but darling you're kind about everyone, you can't be trusted. ❜
❛ i have a complete and utter horror of ugliness. ❜
❛ because you're a terrible person? ❜
❛ daddy always said that i'd end up at the bottom of the thames. ❜
❛ fucking hell you gave me a fright. ❜
❛ i wanted to have a look at the moon. it's nearly full. do you know what that means? ❜
❛ i'm cold blooded. we're all cold blooded, haven't you noticed? ❜
❛ because you’re so fucking beautiful. ❜
❛ you're in your see-through nightdress underneath my window. ❜
❛ i could just eat you. ❜
❛ lucky for you i'm a vampire. ❜
❛ bring on the slutty fairies. ❜
❛ it's just fucking cringe, mate. ❜
❛ what a little shit-stirrer. ❜
❛ it’s just so disappointing. you're just another one of his toys. ❜
❛ alright, fuck this. i'm getting a drink. ❜
❛ are you going to behave from now on? ❜
❛ i mean, you’re a fucking liar… why would you lie? ❜
❛ ...i just wanted to be your friend. ❜
❛ you can’t ignore me forever. ❜
❛ can you fuck off and bother somebody else? ❜
❛ you really do notice everything don't you? ❜
❛ you can’t just throw me away. ❜
❛ i just gave you what you wanted. like everyone else does! ❜
❛ everyone puts on a show for you. so i’m sorry if my performance wasn’t good enough. ❜
❛ i just need you to understand how much i fucking love you. ❜
❛ i'm still the same person. ❜
❛ i don't know what you are. but i do know you make my fucking blood run cold. ❜
❛ it was the end of everything. ❜
❛ none of us wants your bloody american feelings! ❜
❛ your politeness is so grating. do you know that? ❜
❛ you're always skulking around. weaving your spider web. ❜
❛ i think you're a moth. quiet. harmless. drawn to shiny things. batting up against the window… just desperate to get in. ❜
❛ you've made your holes in everything. you'll eat us from the inside out. ❜
❛ you ate him right up. and you licked the fucking plate.❜
❛ have you been happy? ❜
❛ i loved you. by god, i loved you. but sometimes i... hated you.❜
#prompts#sentence memes#sentence starters#rp ask meme#rp meme#rp starter#inbox memes#inbox prompts#saltburn
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no, don’t tell me you don’t need to be saved by me haha, you’re so sexy.
-Felix Catton probably.
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it's literally canon that felix is easily scared, so imagine how jumpy he would've been after they were all finished watching the ring together? he'd probably end up convincing oliver to have a 'sleep over' so he wouldn't have to sit in the dark alone, but oliver wouldn't be able to resist scaring him just one more time 👹
#saltburn#cattonquick#oliver x felix#felix catton#oliver quick#saltburn meme#saltburn edit#cattonquick edit
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*plays Murder On The Dancefloor*
#saltburn#the royals#kate middleton#prince Harry#prince william#King Charles#celebrities#memes#Twitter#meghan markle#barry keoghan#jacob elordi
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#saltburn#mine#felix catton#oliver quick#cattonquick#feverishly made nearly 2 dozen text post memes#text meme
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