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pumpkinnsoda · 2 days
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Had this conversation in a high school drama club once.
“No, Christian, you’d be more fun to hunt and chase than to actually kill.”
*trying to socialize* so do you guys want to hear how i'd kill you
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pumpkinnsoda · 2 days
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I’m fucking frothing
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He looks so good, loving how his hair is looking rn omg
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pumpkinnsoda · 2 days
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Just….all of them actually
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pumpkinnsoda · 3 days
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Stop this is why the Onceler became popular and I will NOT have it again
What if Oliver Quick x Ollie (selfcest yes) duh rewatching Saltburn and I'm so done with cattonquick gay break ups and Oliver being a little loser go fuck yourself go love yourself whatever AKSHSKHD BIRTHDAY!OLIVER X OXFORD!OLLIE
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pumpkinnsoda · 3 days
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Obsessed with this fanart actually
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can't get them out of my head
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pumpkinnsoda · 3 days
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Writing a lyric fic rn. What way do y’all prefer/hate to read them? Because they are superrrrr hit or miss for me.
(Oliver is a bassist in Venetia’s angry girl band)
((Wet by Dazey and the Scouts will be sung))
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pumpkinnsoda · 8 days
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GUYS, I CAN TELL WHEN MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE IS COMING BECAUSE I START WRITING MORE SALTBURN SMUT. IM NOT EVEN KIDDING. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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So…I’m writing a hurt/comfort fic about Felix having SA Trauma. I’m writing him similar to how I felt when I was first assaulted, along with the issues he probably has from his family.
Though I am a survivor, I don’t have everyone’s experience, especially with some stuff Felix has canonically been through. So if any of y’all have tips or testimonials, even things to avoid, I would appreciate that greatly. If I’m gonna write this, I need to write it right.
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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Read my fics and take a shot whenever Oliver looks up at Felix through his eyelashes.
You’ll have alcohol poisoning after a single chapter.
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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I DEMAND MORE WOLFBOY OLLIE *shakes you violently*
only joking but seriously, LOVED the fic ur one of mt favorite writers🧎🧎
-🫐
No ur right I need to write more of him
And AHHH thank you :3 that means a lot to me
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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“The Brokeback Boner is back in full swing”
Broke Bike Mountain
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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imagine felix being so open with his attraction to oliver and oliver being oblivious and scheming to make him fall in love with him while farleigh is very close to blowing both their brains out
felix(completely sober): we should like make out right now
oliver(also fucking sober): oh yeah mate, best mate, o look india and annabelle are eye fucking you, you should take one of them back to your dorm
felix(dejected): *sigh* yeah, okay ols, (kisses him on the cheek) i’ll be thinking of you(wink, smirk)
oliver(stupid): *giggles*
felix(grips oliver’s ENTIRE thigh then leaves)
oliver(after felix is gone):*sigh* why doesn’t he want me???
farleigh(practically foaming at the mouth): i hate both of you so fucking much
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pumpkinnsoda · 9 days
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What the fuck Tumblr why did you do that to me
you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
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pumpkinnsoda · 11 days
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It has been done.
Years of the Teen Wolf fandom have compelled me to write this. Thank you Slutburn hivemind, ily
Felix, petting a Wolfboy!Oliver he just brought home: “isn’t he the cutest thing?”
Farleigh, who has mouth-shaped chunk missing from his arm, still bleeding: “Fucking NO.”
Oliver: “:3”
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pumpkinnsoda · 11 days
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Hnnnnnng I’ve been so scared of posting the monsterhunter fic for some reason??? Like freaking out about it not being good enough.
It’s porn. They’ll cheer if someone cums. That’s all that’s important. I just need to post it
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pumpkinnsoda · 13 days
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The Irish……my beloveds…..
Long overdue… Irish women/men have a chokehold on me
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pumpkinnsoda · 13 days
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oliver chewing on felix’s pen caps to be sexy & felix is like: “oh god i bet they never fed you did they, oliver? how long was it till they fed you? was it long? [heavy breathing]”
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