hate it because every imagines/general post for like. evil f/os or evil relationships is either woobifying them or its made by a proshipper and is so fucking gross. wheres the posts for ppl like me who arent freaks but dont want our evil/fucked in the head f/os to be a fluff ball to us. i want my f/o to suck. he loves me but he shows it by hitting me with steel chairs and sometimes we both attempt to kill each other for the bit.
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List of “Secret Santa but you draw the name of someone you’re not the biggest fan of” prompts
“I drew their name! AGAIN. It’s been the third year in a row! What the fuck.”
“I’m going to make sure to get the best gift out there. I’m going to beat their ass by a fucking mile in this.” “…Secret Santa isn’t a competition.” “Well, it is now.”
“I’m going to buy them the worst gift known to mankind.”
“You mean I have to spend money on them? That should be illegal!”
“Suddenly, Secret Santa has become the worst tradition out there. Not that it was good to begin with.”
“You got the exact opposite of what I wanted, you dickhead!”
“I actually put effort into their gift, so they’d better like it or God better give me strength so I don’t end up strangling them on the spot.”
“I really hope they didn’t get my name.”
“Did you just…. Did you just throw my gift into the trash right in front of me?” “You would have done the same if the positions were reversed.” “Not true! At least I’m a decent person unlike you!”
“Are you sure you bought this from the store or did you crochet this yourself? Because it’s really ugly. And I hate the colour blue.”
“…How’d you know I wanted this?” “Because I heard you talking about it on several occasions.” “I didn’t know you paid this much attention to me.” “I—I don’t. You just happen to talk really loudly.”
“I actually kind of like this?”
“You seem to know my taste better than anyone else, which is funny since you claim to anyone who would listen that you never pay attention to me.”
“Aww, you even got me a Christmas Card? Wait, is that a scribbled out ‘Love, [name]?’” “You’re clearly wrong about that. Get glasses.” (Bonus: “But I already have glasses? Literally wearing them as we speak.”)
“I thought you wanted to ruin Christmas for me.” “Turns out I’m something of a liar and wanted this Christmas to be a good one for you, even with a limited budget.”
“…I actually had a lot of fun picking out your Christmas gift.”
“You know what, maybe your taste isn’t that bad after all.”
“This looks like you went way over budget.” “Well, I had to get you something you wouldn’t throw in the trash.”
“…I hate that I like what you got me.”
“So apparently you asked everyone what I liked so you could get me something nice?” “Uh, that’s bullshit. Why would I do that? I have better things to do with my time.”
“I’ve looked at your wish list and apparently we have the same taste in most things and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about that.”
“Why does it seem like you know what I like better than myself?”
“So you’re telling me we drew each other’s names?” “Unfortunately.”
“I’m the Christmas gift!” “…Somebody murder me and bury my body six feet under.”
“You look so excited about your gift it’s almost endearing.” “Am not.”
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In the AU, are you more team EzraLuke or DinLuke? Or Din/Ezra/Luke? 👀
ik you're askin abt the Skywalkers apart au but hey while we're here I'll make a lil list of which is what for all the bigger AUs I've got goin rn:
skybridger: skywalkers apart, and prooobably the sith twins au so i dont repeat myself w han n leia's dynamic there lol (tho luke's flirted w din in that au loll)
dinluke: canon (+ all the smaller canon divergence AUs), fix it au, Organa twins,
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The Echoes Of Fate
Summary: After a while having learned the truth of the matter of his own existence, Jevil comes to more and more of his own conclusions as he searches to find meaning in the only life he knows. With the knowledge of inevitable doom in the future as well as his only friend starting to lose trust in him, madness may as well be an ever-listening ear to a voice no one else can hear.
Just a lil character study of before-jail Jevil! First chapter includes Spamton who's a little messed up after a certain basement venture, but I'm sure he won't get any worse :')
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From Rivals.
Stand By Me (1986), dir. Rob Reiner [edited] // Charles Leclerc admits 'long list of conflicts' that led to hating Max Verstappen (Josh Challies, Daily Star) & Max Verstappen's bitter clashes with Charles Leclerc exposed: 'Couldn't stand him' (Charlie Bradley, Express) // Charles Leclerc, the Thrill Seeker, Fights for the Top, Charles Leclerc (Ian Parkes, The New York Times) // Power, Bastille // Nemeses, Johnathan Coulton, John Roderick // ao3 tags, Darksinokari (Darksinokaru) // The Driver, Bastille // The Long Walk, Stephen King // Alice Isn't Dead, Joseph Fink
pictures: google & pinterest, unknown
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Sapphics: I want an enemies to lovers arc
Sapphics when the characters act like enemies: no not like that!
Like seriously, the hells wrong with some of y’all? Catradora were literally at war with one another and with the current power dynamics in the show Catra couldn’t just drop whatever she was doing and play for the other team. Especially once s3 happens and Shadow Weaver ends up in Brightmoon. How do I know this? Cause we already got our answer once she popped back up in s5. The only plus side would be Catra seeing through the bs that was Glimmers behavior in s4 (speaking of which, “Glimmradora was healthier” people need to get off your high horse cause she treated Adora JUST as poorly in s4 basically saying “hey you’re only here cause you’re sometimes useful to us” ok I can’t start talking about this cause I’ll get sidetracked by getting angry. Moving on)
And it’s outright boggling to me that sapphics will cry out “we want enemies to lovers” until they ACT like Actual Enemies. Cause the truth is you don’t want enemies, you never did. And the reblogs on my last post only prove my point on the matter cause while Amity and the others of the Boiling Isles grew up under strickt rule by Belos and their parents it wasn’t War. That’s what we gotta keep in mind here. Catra and Adora grew up as child soldiers in an army however Adoras mind want fully loyal so when she saw what the Horde was doing and needed to ditch her ideologies she abandoned them. However, Catra saw that as a “Im leaving because of you” kinda deal no matter how the latter claimed the opposite.
Another thing i find Absolutely Hysterical is that y’all will bash Catra then immediately turn around and praise Zuko’s character even though they had practically the same character arc “Zuko didn’t do things as bad” eh did we Forget he helped Azula take over the Earth kingdom at the end of s2 and Aang would have died if it weren’t for Katara’s magic water (plus Several other things?all I’m saying is that Y’all don’t remember pre-redemption Zuko as well as ya think ya do) but I’m getting sidetracked here. Im probably gonna talk more about this comparison later hell I might go rewatch ATLA and take notes on this.
If you don’t like “enemies to lovers” Whatever. Don’t ship it. I honestly don’t care it’s Your shipping preferences. But for gods sake don’t get pissy when enemies act like enemies cause it’s exhausting for those of us who do enjoy it watching your little screaming matches while trying to find content. 🤦♀️
(Im probably gonna also bring up Caitvi at some point cause even they don’t truly fall into enemies to lovers but that’s for another time)
(And one more thing: a lot of people claim Glimmers “I love you” came out of nowhere but it was in very much the same vein as Catra’s “Im sorry for everything” as in “I may never see you again, so make this last meeting count”. Yk? Ok NOW I’m done)
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