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vaguely-concerned · 1 month

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You're a coward. You're afraid to stand alone.

holy fuck. Julian 'I recognize my patient has made a decision. given that it's a fucked up decision I don't want staining my hands I have resolved to go machiavellian on it it to try to change it' Bashir (SO so deeply affectionate). he went up to the space pope and looked her in the eye and called her a fucking coward to her face after mercilessly picking apart the realpolitik of the situation step by step. baby you and your dubious medical ethics are all to me.

#SUCH a characterization touchpoint omg fsdhkfa. has he ever been hotter than in righteous wroth mode #his parting 'sure i'll see you in hell' sentiment to kai winn when she tries to intimidate him.......#julian bashir #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #poor poor kira getting kind of sidelined in this one tho. 'yeah sorry about your boyfriend. we replaced his brains with robo parts #but this isn't about you right now somehow' (her last scene with him was very good tho :'( bye bareil you sure. have been here)

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rockore · 1 month

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HEYY GUYSTYS WAHTATT I forgit to post here. Helfp. Im gonna

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plistommy · 5 months

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The fact that Daniel has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss Johnny is so—

#And Johnny will still lean down for himm 🤭🤭🤭#Anyways #My brain is all about Lawrusso right now so sorry for anyone else who might not like the ship #BUT I WILL SHARE IT #POST IT #because its so good #lawrusso #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #the karate kid

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 23 days

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Shawn Spencer and Will Graham would be enemies to best friends because he would be the only one to believe that Will didn’t kill anyone and he would go “it was probably like Hannibal or someone lmao he LOOKS like he kills people” and Will would be on his hands and knees like “PLEAAAASE”

@gargoyl3city they’re so silly

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robbyykeene · 3 months

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A Totally Mathematically Accurate Analysis of Cobra Kai's Season Quality

Abstract:

In this report we investigate the season-by-season quality of the show Cobra Kai, and establish a clear, direct relationship between the quality of the season, and the number of appearances of the colloquially coined "slutty gi."

Introduction:

Cobra Kai is a television series that launched in 2018 for the Youtube Red streaming service, eventually moving to Netflix in 2020. It stands as a sequel to the iconic Karate Kid film franchise, and follows a now 50+ year old Johnny Lawrence as he navigates the lifelong fallout from his karate tournament loss to Daniel Larusso in the 80s. This analysis seeks to explore relationship between the objective quality of each season of the show, and the number of appearances of Johnny Lawrence's "Slutty Gi."

Definition and Description of the Slutty Gi:

The colloquially coined "slutty gi" refers to Johnny Lawrence's now infamous gi, which he wears while practicing and teaching karate throughout Cobra Kai. We differentiate this gi from all others in the show by its sleeveless nature and tendency toward varying levels of pectoral exposure. See figure 1 below:

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From here on this report refers to this gi by its colloquial name for clarity and distinguishability.

Season Quality Analysis:

In an attempt to establish a relationship between the quality of the season and the number of slutty gi appearances, we measure the number of appearances per season vs. the objective show quality per season*. See figure 2 below:

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As shown in the figure above, the number of appearances of the slutty gi diminishes per season, with it dropping off completely to 0 from season 4 onward. The objective show quality also diminishes per season, in a near identical pattern. We observe a slight trivial difference in the slope of the respective trendlines, with otherwise near identical plots.

*the numeric calculation for the show quality per season was performed using objective measure inputs such as thematic consistency, humorous moments, character development, and more. Details of this calculation can be found here.

Conclusion

Although more investigation is needed to establish a cause-and-effect relationship, we conclude that there is a clear, direct correlation between the number of slutty gi appearances per season of Cobra Kai, and the respective quality of the season. As slutty gi appearances have trended downwards per season, so too has the quality of the show. With one season left to come out, this report supports the recommendation that season 6, the final season of Cobra Kai, brings back the slutty gi to save the lasting legacy of the show.

#sources: i have a math degree trust me #my boss: can you write up a report on you findings of [redacted corporate info]. me: yeah i'm totally doing that right now......#sorry if this is funny only to me #cobra kai #cobra kai meme #johnny lawrence

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writer-room · 13 days

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Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1)#geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO???#homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid'#'and instead your right in the thick of it'

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poly-ninja · 1 month

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my personal headcanon is that cole runs warm and jay runs cold, but both of those are like normal people levels of those temperatures and then there’s kai and zane who are freaks (affectionate). anyway they have a specific order of snuggling to prevent people from either overheating or freezing limbs off. it goes:

jay next to kai

kai next to zane

zane next to cole

kai and zane have to be touching each other to keep the room temperature at survivable levels. cole loves kai dearly but if he’s snuggled up with him all night everyone is losing the blanket bc he kicks it off. the one time jay tried to sleep in between zane and cole, even with cole’s body heat next to him, he was shivering all night. jay needs to be next to kai to keep feeling in his fingers and toes.

it took me thirty minutes to figure this out. it was a very scientific process. i had a whiteboard.

#ninjago #polyninja #cole brookstone #kai smith #zane julien #jay walker #plasmashipping #(that’s jay and kai right)#oppositeshipping #glaciershipping #(i never learned any of the ship names bc i saw polyninja and never needed to know the others)#sorry bruise fans but in order for the ninja to survive the night #we have to separate cole and jay

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taintandviolent · 3 months

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kai - god complex kink

OR

JPM - praise kink

🤭

written to this

Oh, to be one of the pretty ones.

The pretty ones that Kai always looked at, the ones in the front row that got his glances while he preached.

You'd worn a breezy, white summer dress today, and even though you weren't in the front, you had his gaze today. You were the chosen one.

As you turned to leave with the others, your tasks clearly outlined for the upcoming campaign, you heard his unmistakeable voice, calling your name. Your name, of all names.

You stopped abruptly, shouldering the door jam as you leaned into it. You played coy, acting like a babe in the woods, none the wiser to why he was calling your name. Part of you was surprised he even knew your name, but then again... he was smart, and observant of everyone in his cult.

"Get on your knees for me." His low, gravelly voice was determinate, filled with control. You dipped your right shoulder forward, almost shyly.

As though ordered by a police officer, you're immediately kneeling where you stood, knees pressing into the fibres of the carpet. Kai takes his time walking over to you, in absolutely no hurry. He's studying you, picking up on all the small nuances in your expression. It's so obedient, so willing. You've been waiting for this.

He's finally above you, looking down at you.

"Tell me I deserve it." He orders.

"You deserve this, Divine Ruler. You do." You pressed your head into his crotch, your nose bumping against his half-hard cock, nuzzling it softly. You nodded eagerly against him, hoping to sconvey just how much you believed that he did.

"You deserve my mouth."

He nods in agreeance as he unbuckles his pants, sliding leather through metal. "I do."

"You do." You open your mouth wider, sliding your pink, twitching tongue forward, waiting to be used.

#sorry if this is terrible I'm writing through MAJOR anxiety and overthinking right now #Kai Anderson x you #Kai Anderson x reader #mydrabbles #questions answered #anonymous

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dragonwithinternetaccess · 11 months

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These idiots just can't have one normal day

#i have returned from falling off the edge of the earth just to share more ninja art #anyways. yeah im still obsessed with these dumbass legos #lego ninjago #ninjago #kai smith #nya smith #those are their last names right? dude i honestly forgot #most of my posts are just gonna be shitposts from now on ngl #i cant take things seriously lol sorry

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jalluzas-ferney · 4 months

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WAIWAEAITIWIAA CAN I TOUCH ON THE SUBJECT OF SOME PPL THINKING KAI IS SOME KIND OF BULLY TOWARDS JAY OR SMTH AND HOW STUPID THAT IS

like tbh lately I haven’t seen really any of that LATELY - but I remember some time ago someone had posted a gif of like the fight between Kai and Jay in Crystallized and like I think specifically the part where Jay starts the fight by fucking kicking Kai across the room (for accidentally dropping a glass of water and who btw gen apologized for immediately 😁)

Okok so some, if not a lot of ppl, in the comments/reblogs were like “ouh yeah way to go jay 🤗🥳” “It doesn’t surprised me that he’s finally standing up for himself after all that bullying from Kai after so many years 🥺” “oh Kai deserves it for always teasing-“ yeah yeah BLAH BLAH BLAH you get the GIST

and OOHHH that RREAAALLY pushed some buttons for me cuz WHAT💀💀💀💀💀BAHAH BE SO FUCKING FR IM SORRY BUT WHAT😭😭😭

Y’all the ninja have always made fun of each other like- the whole series. And if it looks like Kai goes especially after jay or whatever- yeah- it doesn’t surprise me that he would be poking even more fun at the man dating his sister 😭😭ESPECIALLY knowing him? Like hello 💀

But he’s even SUPPORTIVE of their relationship - are y’all forgetting how he literally helped Jay practice to propose Nya to be his Yang 😭😭😭😭

And OHH - have we perhaps forgotten ab how when jay was fucking DROWNING while he was trying to get out of the situation- he LITERALLY thought to himself “what would kai do?” LIKE BRO HE LOOKS UP TO HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BEFORE THINKING- “oh what would master Wu do or Zane do” -he was like- “no- what would Kai do?”

And YAALLLL wanna erase this bond they have 😨😨 NUH UH NONE OF THAT - y’all are not about to pretended Kai is some kind of huge bully towards your “little baby boy jay “or whatever as if they don’t love each other at all (as brothers/bsfs)

(I’m kinda scared of posting this cuz I don’t wanna come off as aggressive but this legit makes me laugh so damn hard cuz of how STUPID it is 😭😭)

#I get that Kai can be an arrogant little piece of shit at times srs 💀#but dude it was never that deep 😭 they obviously care for each other and support each other #like I get it- that one hoje for example where he was like #Jay had to save me back there! Jay! 😨#and jays like #well that’s a strange way of saying thank you 😃#but y’all it was never that deep 😭#No one’s saying he’s in the right cuz like damn way to say that u think he’s the weakest 💀#but overall their whole banter is…normal…it’s normal older younger siblings behavior in way uk #like just admit Jay just kicked Kai across the damn room cuz he was actually convinced Nya was in that damn glass of water #and that he overreacted at kai doing one small mistake 💀#not because #oh he has finally snapped at him after all that teasing 🥺🥺🤯🥳🙂😣😣#like I’m so sorry but that is NOT THE CASE💀💀💀💀💀#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago kai #kai Ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #jay ninjago #ninjago jay #Jay walker #jay gordon #Lego #rant

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raven · 1 year

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#ace attorney #i went through the tag to see if anyone has done tjis and i didnt see it but its dark in there so maybe someone did. sorry #um. just going to tag each of them just a little #maya fey #pearl fey #ema skye #trucy wright #kay faraday #rayfa padma khura'in #susato mikotoba #iris wilson #honestly i almost forgot iris. sorry baby girl. anyways (knows these games by heart but still avidly googling to make sure i got them all)#ok so like heres the thing. i think franziska got like almost as much screen time as an assistant as iris but it just doesnt feel right #for her to be here. shes kind of showing transgender swag by being a prosecutor and an assistant. but shes a prosecutor first #if i forgot anyone. I did not <3

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greatgaspiads · 1 year

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What lurks below?

Babes Week 2023, Day 4

#BeetleBabes Week 2023 #Babes Week 2023 #Beetlejuice #Lydia #Beetlebabes #Beetlelyds #Musicalbabes #Musicaljuice #Beetlejuice the Musical #Beetlejuice Musical #What lurks below? Pink Beej! Kisses! Yay!!#Kay but really guys I am ashamed it's taken me this long to get them smooching #Even just a smidgen #That's like my favorite part of shipping right after the unrequited love/slow burn pining #My Artwork #Also sorry this wasn't ready on time #Life happens

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hiphopcherrrypop · 2 years

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ninjago pride hcs yassss

#lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago fanart #nya smith #jay walker #zane julien #kai smith #cole brookstone #cole bucket #just realized kai doesnt have trans flag #he was supposed to but i forgor u_u #SORRY LLOYD IS NOT THERE I TRIED 2 FIT HIM AND PIXAL BUT I COULDNT MAKE IT LOOK RIGHT #lloyd is trans + ace #trans ive posted him w flag before!! so at least he gets that #he was ahead of the trend w garmy #pixal is ace nonbinary and panromantic

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thesmokinpossum · 27 days

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when i tell you my jaw hit the fucking floor at this scene...

#kay baby girl you should have run so fast and so far #unfortunately she was litterally 21 years old so of course she would have been like #'yes his own mother just told me that he's a murderer whose gonna make me miserable but i love him so...'#and that's not me saying she's not intelligent: that's me saying that she's a 21 years old girl in love and i'm very sad for her #kay adams #who deserved so much better than what she got smdh #btw sorry for the shit quality the light is awful in this backstore and i'm so stunned that i had to share this with tumblr right away #on a more positive note mama corleone constantly screaming at tom in italian is probably the most validating thing ever for him lmao

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lionbearfox · 2 years

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drew up ema and kay from the aa8 (pearl fey: ace attorney) that lives rent free in my head at all times .... ema skye is so special to me

#my art #ema skye #kay faraday #ace attorney #aa8 tag #um yeah so anyways hot lesbian thirtysomething kay faraday rights #if youd like to see pearl fey ace attorney herself that is on my blog in my aa8 tag but i am much too lazy to link it myself sorry #anyways. ema skye my Fucking beloved #the representation i deserve!#for those who are curious her pin says 'a moment of science please' :)#i thought it was fun!#also i didn't want to deal with kay's jacket being open because it wouldve made my life harder #but know that she has a Very pink shirt on under the coat.

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ballisterboldheart · 2 years

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my favorite thing abt cobra kai is how mad everyone gets that these 50 and 70 year old men arent fighting like wwe wrestlers. like. girl they are 50 to 70 years old. they're brittle.

#s.txt #cobra kai #the cast in their 20s have no excuse but people upset mr macchio doesnt have more dynamic fight scenes like luv....#you are literally sentencing him to death if he tries that.#and like. in general the fight scenes are leagues better than the ones in the og trilogy.#sorry og trilogy but you know im right 😔#and like yeah. sorry. we're not getting kingsmen level fights. youre getting old men lightly slapping #and extremely visible stunt doubles and youre gonna LIKE IT

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