okay its time for a long ass essay type of post nobody asked for about red velvets new mv.
they all looked so genuinely disappointed and sad that they weren’t allowed in the party even tho they even prepared cute little presents, i almost think theyre the ones being wronged and that the monsters were evil but then we immediately get a bunch of scenes of red velvet cheating their way into the party or straight up beating the monsters asses (and all for a birthday party ????) and that makes me think the monsters were onto something when they didnt let them in.
like ?? they are ARMED: punching rings, baseball sticks, grenades !! and chains (again, for a birthday party ??).
now on how to get into a birthday party you weren’t invited to:
1. encanto the doorman into sleep
2. get the keys to the place by all means (includes: cheating in games and literally beating your opponents up)
thats wendy seulgi and yeri cheating at red light, green light. making the monster move by blowing on them and moving their hair (key 1 ✔️ )
now seulgi just hitting another monster so hard you can see the explotion from outer space (key 2 ✔️ )
wendy challenging a monster with scissors instead of hands to a rock paper scissors battle and throwing rock knowing very well they can only throw scissors, now thats just evil.... (key 3 ✔️ )
joy making a monster explode into pink dust ?? disappear ?? so they can win a giant board game (and thats key 4 ✔️, shes so happy about it too)
running for their life so the monsters dont get them but irene can stop the monsters with a magic remote control (its literally a red wiimote with pretty shiny stickers all over it) ?? i love it here yall, this mv was made for me,,
then they summon satan with a bunch of plushies ?? and he shows up in teddy bear form (is that ReVe ?) ??? so now that theres a giant pink bear shooting laser out its eyes in the hallway i guess the monsters cant go after them ? (cant argue with that logic)
FINAL BOSS: the birthday boy.
seulgi beats him with her chains and teleportation powers, i-
and now theyre finally at the party !! yay?
they did all that to get into a birthday party nobody wanted them in, all the monsters are literally in despair, the birthday boy is a cake decoration theyre about to eat, everyone is having the worst day of their life except for happy red velvet, omg this has to be the pettiest thing theyve ever done,
go my pretty little villains !! i support you !! mischievous velvet ily ! 💗 💜 💛 💚 💙
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Red Velvet has released the MV for “Birthday,” the title track of their 10th mini-album “The ReVe Festival 2022 - Birthday.”
1. Birthday
2. BYE BYE
3. ON A Ride
4. ZOOM
5. Celebrate
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Red Velvet really going back to their weird roots with the MV for their latest comeback “Birthday”, and I couldn’t be happier. This MV is absolutely bonkers, Like I’m not even gonna try and describe it, it its truly something you have to see for yourself. While I would say “Feel My Rhythm” did have a bit of weirdness to it, it felt a bit more like artsy weirdness. Whereas “Birthday” brings them back to their “what the fuck is going on?” weirdness that I have really come to love from Red Velvet. And then there is the song, definitely on the Red side, that is just so good. I love how Red Velvet isn’t trying to reinvent themselves or follow trends, they have their lane and they absolutely kill it.
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