okay its time for a long ass essay type of post nobody asked for about red velvets new mv.
they all looked so genuinely disappointed and sad that they weren’t allowed in the party even tho they even prepared cute little presents, i almost think theyre the ones being wronged and that the monsters were evil but then we immediately get a bunch of scenes of red velvet cheating their way into the party or straight up beating the monsters asses (and all for a birthday party ????) and that makes me think the monsters were onto something when they didnt let them in.
like ?? they are ARMED: punching rings, baseball sticks, grenades !! and chains (again, for a birthday party ??).
now on how to get into a birthday party you weren’t invited to:
1. encanto the doorman into sleep
2. get the keys to the place by all means (includes: cheating in games and literally beating your opponents up)
thats wendy seulgi and yeri cheating at red light, green light. making the monster move by blowing on them and moving their hair (key 1 ✔️ )
now seulgi just hitting another monster so hard you can see the explotion from outer space (key 2 ✔️ )
wendy challenging a monster with scissors instead of hands to a rock paper scissors battle and throwing rock knowing very well they can only throw scissors, now thats just evil.... (key 3 ✔️ )
joy making a monster explode into pink dust ?? disappear ?? so they can win a giant board game (and thats key 4 ✔️, shes so happy about it too)
running for their life so the monsters dont get them but irene can stop the monsters with a magic remote control (its literally a red wiimote with pretty shiny stickers all over it) ?? i love it here yall, this mv was made for me,,
then they summon satan with a bunch of plushies ?? and he shows up in teddy bear form (is that ReVe ?) ??? so now that theres a giant pink bear shooting laser out its eyes in the hallway i guess the monsters cant go after them ? (cant argue with that logic)
FINAL BOSS: the birthday boy.
seulgi beats him with her chains and teleportation powers, i-
and now theyre finally at the party !! yay?
they did all that to get into a birthday party nobody wanted them in, all the monsters are literally in despair, the birthday boy is a cake decoration theyre about to eat, everyone is having the worst day of their life except for happy red velvet, omg this has to be the pettiest thing theyve ever done,
go my pretty little villains !! i support you !! mischievous velvet ily ! 💗 💜 💛 💚 💙
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I finally got to the Apple Family Reunion episode and I ??? completely forgot you get to see toddler AJ there??? I actually squealed she's ??? SO ADORABLE <3<3
It's such a good episode in general <3 I love seeing all of the family together! Plus Babs also is in there ! <3 I love this episode so much........
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.
A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."
And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.
All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.
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the fact that ncuti gatwa and millie gibson pulled up to their first ever readthrough for one of the most iconic and long-running shows of all time only to find out that they would be performing a musical number to a group of cardboard-cutout goblins about eating a baby. their faces are fucking priceless. best bts footage to come out of unleashed so far. classic
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