i love finding amazing dialogue in the weirdest places. like-

"You got a couple of them goons down there; they're seeing the bounds of the universe they live in. They're realizing this world has limits to it. And they're coming to terms with it like you did. Except,[...] they're just trying to make the best of it. I gotta say, it’s real real sad what happened to you. You woke up one day and realized the world you know is… limited; and realized you knowing such means you can play with it, tug on the strings a bit. You look out at that world and you think yourself some sort of god, don'tcha, son? Well, are you ready to feel the wrath of a God, kid?”

as a monologue? this goes hard as fuck. very great and has a great payoff at the end. genuinely communicates so much about the character speaking and who they're speaking to. and in the original source material, this moment is absolutely amazing and is a great payoff to a building dynamic throughout the story. i love this dialogue.

this monologue is also from an improv fandub of Until Dawn where most of the cast had 0 clue what the plot of the game was. the scene after is markiplier being cursed w omnipotence.

for some reason twitter suspended me for 12 hours for trying to post this so i give this to the tumblrinas.

Strong Sad, at the beach: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze, just alone with my thoughts. Homestar: Hey Stwong Sad. Strong Sad: God dammit...

Shadow the Hedgehog is my favorite U.S. president

Some Time Ago

Alastor: Count how many sand is here Nifty. That's your first mission Nifty: 1, 2, 3, 4.... (counts in the background) Husk: Why the fuck would you make her do that? It's going to take so long Alastor: It passes the time Husk: It's going to be so annoying Alastor: I want to know what the biggest number is Husk: She's just going to be counting forever Alastor: Perhaps Husk: Alastor what have you wrought Nifty: There are 30 million sands in this desert Alastor: See that was easy.

Normal Black Doom: No Shadow, I am your father!

Fan dub Black Doom: No, Shadow I thought we were supposed to be best friends!

oh hey another one

also fuck full colored pieces that shits hard

I had to I HAD TO I COULDNT NOT DRAW THIS IT JUST FIT TOO PERFECT

i love reading things set in countries that i'm knowledgeable and/or have been to because i can point out really minor errors in fanfiction. i think the average american does not know that in england (and apparently some of asia! which i only just found out) there are switches on power outlets so you can just turn it off instead of unplugging it. like 9 times out of 10 that won't come up but on the off chance it does i'm like ohoho. this clown has never been to england...! my favorite part though is watching americans (specifically americans because i swear to god people who speak english as a second language and/or are from any other country have some idea of what it's like to have an accent / personally know people who have accents? idk) try to write british accents like it is REALLY funny. i literally only lived their for five years and i never picked up a full accent myself (certain words and tones i did but they're mostly gone after living in the states again for a few years) but between living there and having a ridiculous amount of family there & visiting them often (like once a year if im lucky) i like KNOW what british accents sound like. i think some americans genuinely dont even know theres more than one or two english accents i think some people think there's like posh english and chav english and nothing else. maybe scottish accent gets thrown in there if they remember the uk is not in fact just england. i would bet real money they've never heard a welsh accent. anyway my point is it's really funny watching people who don't know as much as i do write this stuff. like i see it and i understand how doctors read this and go Oh that is so medically inaccurate. i get them now. anyway i dont remember what my point here was but please know if you are attempting to write a british accent. reddit and youtube are your best friends if you don't have a british friend you can ask and also rest assured even if you do ONE google search. it will not be the worst attempt ive seen guaranteed

hey shadow! long time no see!

I dearly hope this thumbnail is real and not bait for an April fools video because I did not know I needed this until I saw it

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The Ugly One: Is that a lightsaber? Like, from Star Trek? Oh, please show me how it works! Open Source Greg: Uh, no, silly woman. It's called a "flashlight", it allows us to see in the dark. It's a fun little technology that you might be very interested in.

“I refuse to look past the fourth wall at this point in the dub.”

Vox after Vel finally gets him to try weed

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Vox: Downloading Weed.Exe

Robotic sounds

Velvet: How ya feel'n Voxxy?

Vox: ....... What planet am I own?!?!

and if i watch sk8 for the fifth time then what