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So since everyone voted for Brothers best friend theme. Here it is.

Summary: reader is Randy’s younger sister and she has a crush on his best friend Cody. She just doesn’t know it yet. Reader also experiments as it’s her last year of high school.

Warnings: lots of weed and alcohol usage; mostly weed, eventual smut, swearing, kinks, Matt Riddle, tough love(brother x sister dynamic cause Randy’s a hard ass), lots of partying before college, teasing, pet names

Main pairing is reader and Cody Rhodes

Brothers Best Friend Ch. 1

Your head pounded as you slowly opened your eyes to the burning sunlight that was coming through the window behind you. You groaned not wanting to be awake. ‘How much did I drink?’ You thought to yourself as you pulled the blanket over your head not paying attention to your surroundings. You jumped felling a pair of arms pull your exposed back to the owner’s bare chest. You listened to the soft snoring of the other person before you slowly looked behind you to see who it was. Your jaw about dropped when you saw who it was in bed with you. You then suddenly realized that both of you were naked. “Randel is going to kill me and him.” You whispered under your breath in shock. “Not if we don’t tell him.” The voice groggily answered. You looked back again at the guy behind you and was met with bright blue piercing eyes that were struggling to stay open. “Did we…? When did we…? Oh god how drunk were we?” You started and panic in your voice.

“Relax. Let me take a shower and drink some coffee and I’ll explain everything to the best of my ability.” Cody said rubbing your arm and then groaned sitting up. “Anything you think we did, we didn’t. You literally threw up everywhere and on both of us. I was just too lazy to put my shorts on. And frankly too drunk. Did you want a shower too?” He explained and threw you one of his shirts seeing your embarrassment to being naked in front of him. He himself put on a pair of shorts to make you more comfortable. You pulled the shirt on quickly. You opened your mouth to ask a question and he answered it before you could even ask it. “Your clothes should be in the dryer. Now answer my question. Shower or no? Or do I need to go first?”

You stared blankly at him and then nodded your head. “Right. I’ll take first shower. Coffee doesn’t sound too bad right now. You got an extra pair of pants or shorts..” he cut you off by throwing a pair of short at you.

You turned off the shower handle and dried off. You found your clothes neatly folded on the counter top sink. You got dressed and dried your hair to the best of your ability feeling your hair get frizzy already. You walked out of Cody’s bathroom and followed the smell of scrambled eggs and bacon and….waffles? This man had your heart and you guys weren’t even dating. At least you didn’t think you were. Things could’ve changed last night when you were shit-faced drunk. After all you did wake up naked in your brothers best friend’s bed. Naked. And now he was making you a 4-star breakfast with coffee. How he was single you didn’t understand.

After breakfast you sat on Cody’s bed flipping through his Hulu, Netflix, any streaming service he had. You settled on The Seven Deadly Sins while Cody himself took his shower and got dressed. Your phone buzzing pulled your attention from the anime and you answered your phone. “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS YOU BITCH!” Great. Randal. And he’s pissed. “I-I think I’m at Cody’s?” You replied sheepishly. “Thank god. I thought you were dead somewhere in a ditch. I got concerned when your school called me and said you weren’t there today. Is Codes busy at the moment?” Your brother asked. “He’s in the shower. I’m just watching anime.” You answered back. “Did he touch you?” Randy got right to it. “No. I woke up this morning and he was sleeping on his beanbag chair. Not gonna lie, it looked more comfortable than his bed.” You lied not wanting to anger your brother further. “Can I hang out here for the day? I don’t feel good and I have a throbbing hangover.” You asked picking at your nails. Randy sighed on the other end of the phone. “Yeah. Matt wants to smoke so me and him might come over. What’s Rhodes got for snacks and munchies?” He asked. “Depends. Are we smoking Matt’s stash or yours?” Weed. Just what you needed to get rid of your hangover. “Matt’s. His is top shelf. 95% THC. Guaranteed to rid you of your hangover. I don’t know where the dude gets his shit, but it’s strong as hell.” Randy rambled on. You paused the show and got up to head back to the kitchen to scout for what your brother asked. “Looks like he’s got shit for munchies and shit. Might need to make a stop before coming over.”

After his shower Cody threw on a cut off shirt and his shorts. He found you cuddled in his bed watching tv. “You ok darling? You’ve been quiet all morning?” He walked over to the other side of his bed and grabbed something out of his bedside table and took a deep hit off the object. Your eyes went wide. “Since when do you vape? What flavor is it? Oh and Randal and Matthew are coming over in about 2 hours. Give or take.” You informed him. Cody grabbed the bottle of juice and read the flavor. “Pennywise. It’s a fruit cocktail of sorts.” Cody sat down beside you and took another hit off his vape. You looked over at him asking silent permission to take a hit. He handed you his mod and watched you take a hit. “Mmmm. Yummy.” You smiled. You turned your attention back to the anime in front of the both of you. Ten minutes later you found yourself yawning and stretching suddenly feeling tired. Cody had already lightly passed out the same way you were about to. Something in you couldn’t help urge to want to cuddle so you laid down and slowly inched towards him wanting to feel warm. That man was like a human body heater. He reached out groggily and pulled you close letting your head rest against his chest. Soon you dozed off to the sound of his heart beating and the warmth radiating from him. Out of habit like you’d do to your body pillow back at home, you put on leg over his to get comfortable. He instinctively draped an arm over her side and rested it on her back.

About an hour into their nap Cody woke to the sound of knocking on his door. You were on your side sound asleep with your head on your chest. His phone beeped indicating he had a message. He looked at it and it was Randy. “Come in.” Cody answered groggily. He mentally prepared himself for the load of shit Randy would give him for cuddling y/n. “Hands were I can see them Starshine. My sister better be decent and not sucking your dick or some shit.” Randy said walking into Cody’s room. He stopped for a moment seeing you sound asleep on Cody’s chest as Cody attempted to put both hands up but you were laying on his one arm. Cody craned his head to look at Randy to make sure he looked like a friend and not a foe. “Sorry Randy, would you have liked her in reverse cowgirl instead?” Cody joked as Randy stared daggers at him. “Bro… sick house. You could totally throw a party here.” Matt said following in behind Randy. Matt was carrying his usual stoner stash with him. “Where we smoking bro?” Matt asked not paying attention to the scene in front of him. “Basement.” Cody replied sitting up and bringing you with him. Cody slightly shook you awake. “Rise and shine bitch. You’re not sleeping all day. It’s damn near noon. You’re not gonna be a lazy fuck today. Here, I brought you your comfy sweats and a hoodie. Your fuzzy blanket is in my car. Cause god forbid you go anywhere without ‘blanky’.” Your brother mocked as he tossed the clothes at you and his keys. Your face went red with embarrassment at the mention of your comfort blanket. Cody stood up and stretched his arm that had fallen asleep.

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Riddle I know you miss your best bro but please stop dragging Drew into your little shenanigans💔 It will never be the same bro😔😔 just leave him be

nothing sweeter than seeing Randy genuinely happy

please please please watch this segment, it will heal your soul

Riddle: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?

Kevin: You mean the one that sounds like Randy?

Randy Orton gets frustrated with Riddle when he chooses not to listen to him during his match. 

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I'm not super into RKBro, but @piratewithvigor is and they need some cheering up.

2022 in RAW & SmackDown’s Tag Team Champions

ok so...

Randy Orton... The man who lights people on fire, runs people over, burns down houses, rips out piercings and beats up women..

Can't even raise his voice at a long haired stoner who doesn't wear shoes

thats a tad Fruity tbh

Minors do not interact. 18+

Warnings: excessive weed usage, overprotective brother!randy, vaping, Matt Riddle, high sex, dom!cody, breeding kink, daddy kink, handcuffs, cream pie, brat behavior, reader gets what she started, bruising kink

Chapter 2 of Brothers Best Friend

You grabbed your blanket and snacks from your brother's car and followed the guys downstairs to Cody’s finished basement. You sat between Cody and Matt. You were all wrapped up in your blanket. Randy set out the stuff. “Are we rolling or are we smoking out the bong?” Randy asked. He looked at the three of you. “It don’t matter bro. I’m fine with either or. As long as we have a killer sesh.” Matt was the first one speak up. Cody hit off his vape mod before chiming in. “She ever done gravity bong? I got an empty 2 liter upstairs I can go get?” Matt, you and Randy all stared at Cody with wide eyes. “Brooo…” Matt looked at Cody with disbelief. Randy sighed a long sigh of disapproval. “Rhodes…if she does a gravity bong rip now, she’ll be ducked for the rest of the day. She’s got school tomorrow.” Randy started. “It’s fine, if she passes out again here tonight I’ll take her to school in the morning.” Cody retorted. Out of the corner of his eye he saw you staring at his mod so he let you have it. “Omnomnom” You giggled taking a hit from his mod. “What’s that?” You asked innocently. Sure you’ve smoked from the bong and cartridge and whatever rolls Randy and Matt have made, but never a gravity bong that Cody was talking about.

“Hey pipsqueak, why don’t you go throw on some music to do this to while me and Matt set this up since Rhodes wants to see take this so bad.” Randy spoke. You got up and went to Cody’s stereo and threw on one of your favorite stoner songs while Cody went upstairs to find that 2 liter. You sat back down jamming out to the music you put on while boys did their parts for this to happen. You took another hit from Cody’s vape really liking the taste. You spotted your brother’s cartridge pen and set Cody’s mod down. You grabbed Randy’s pen and examined it. “It’s a sativa. 85% THC. I think it’s Wedding Cake or something. I can’t remember. But I guarantee you Matt’s stuff is stronger. If I were you I’d do a baby hit off this gravity bong.” Randy explained. Cody came back downstairs with the bottle as promised. He had cut a hole in the bottle for the bowl piece to fit. He gave it to Randy while Matt was grinding up his flower. “So what strand you got Matt?” Cody asked. “Moon Rocks OG.” Matt replied. When he dad grinded the flower enough he loaded the bowl piece. “Well, are we ready my bros and bro-tte?” Matt asked looking pretty stoned himself already, but that was naturally just him normally every time. You nodded and followed the guys to Cody’s guest bathroom. Randy and Matt put the bottom of the bottle in the water and heated the bowl watching the bottle fill up with smoke. You followed Randy’s instructions on how to take the hit. Once the bottle was filled to the amount of smoke you were satisfied with you knelt down to get into position. Cody sat beside you and held your hair so it wouldn’t get wet. You took one deep inhale of the smoke as Randy started pushing the bottle into the water causing you to clear the whole thing. You sat back and held the smoke in your lungs for a few seconds before releasing the smoke. You started coughing and smiling instantly feeling the buzz. You almost forgot that you had a hangover. Cody helped you to your feet and walked you to the couch as everything started spinning. Cody himself went back into the bathroom to join the guys in their hits. Soon coughing from everyone could be heard. All three men came stumbling out of the bathroom giggling and coughing. Cody took his spot to your right and had a huge smile plastered to his face. Matt was the one who was coughing the least. He took his regular bong and filled it with water. He loaded another bowl and offer anyone another hit. Him and randy kept passing the bong back and forth for about four hits before they remembered that you and Cody were also in the room.

After about 3 hours of smoking and munchies and laughing, all four of started to get tired. Y’all had a pretty great buzz going. Randy looked at the time and told Matt it was time to leave. You had actually started dozing off into Cody’s side as he played Zelda. Knowing that you’d more than likely throw a fit if woken up Randy let you be. Him and Cody repositioned you on the couch so you were laying comfortably. After promising to drive safe, your brother and Matt left. Cody cleaned up the munchies mess and turned off his stereo and gaming console. He stretched and looked over at you sleeping on the couch. He covered you with your blanket and carried you upstairs to his bed where you’d be more comfortable.

After he laid you down he laid down in his spot and cuddled you. He, himself, started getting sleepy. After 45 minutes of dozing off he stirred finding you practically laying on top of him. He didn’t think anything of it and let you be. That was until he felt you sloppily give his neck light kisses. He had thought that you were asleep. “Hey…no. Randy would kill me.” He tiredly mumbled. He tried putting you back on your side so he could sleep. You pouted. “But I want cuddles.” You whined, grabbing at his shirt. You lifted his shirt slightly and basically faced planted into his abs. You started tracing his abs till he swatted your hand away. You pouted again. You started lightly dragging your nails down his abs and he again swatted your hand away. “Stop it or you’re gonna get in trouble.” He warned sternly. His eyes shot open when you started nibbling on his side. He grabbed a fist full of your hair and pulled you up to look him in the face. He wasn’t expecting to see a smile plastered on your face. You let out a moan on instinct. “Stop. Being. A. Horny. Brat.” He growled. Your smile only grew. You straddled him with your ass resting on his newly forming bulge. He growled again. This time he grabbed you by the throat and applied a bit of pressure. You gasped out a chuckle. You wiggled your hips feeling his bulge get bigger in his shorts. “Then fucking do something about it then… Daddy.” You mocked pulling his hand away and getting in his face. In the blink of an eye you found yourself on your back with his hand back around your throat and him between your legs. “You want to fucking test me you dirty horny whore?” He said getting in your face. Your face turned a light shade of pink at his words. “Bite me bitch.” You moaned out and playfully rolled your hips against his. His bulge was more noticeable in his shorts this time. Before you knew it, the both of you were making out and pulling on each other’s clothes. Cody was the first to rip his shirt off and toss it aside. It was followed by your hoodie and your crop top only leaving you in your black lacy bra. He went back to attacking your lips and neck while he teased you by pulling at your sweatpants. You had managed to sneak a hand into his shorts and started stroking his dick to egg him on. “You dirty bitch, you just can’t wait can you? You want it so bad you’re impatient. Do I need to teach you patience? Huh? Do you need to be taught a lesson? Maybe I should mark you were your brother can see? Or maybe I should mark both your thighs? Or maybe…I should tie those curious little needy hands of yours and drive you up the wall. Come to think of it, the image of you tied up and begging sounds hot.” He grunted thrusting into your hand. He applied more pressure to his grip on your throat and bit down hard leaving a rapidly growing hickey. He continued to do this till he got to your chest. He released his grip on your throat and used both hands to rip off your bra exposing your chest. He viciously attacked one of your breasts with his mouth biting and suckling the sensitive bud between his lips. While you were distracted by the sudden attack towards your chest he pulled off your sweats and tossed them with the rest of the clothes on the floor and pulled his own shorts off. He gave himself a few quick strokes before attacking your other breast the same way he did to the first one. He slipped in two fingers and started thrusting them in and out of your core. Your back arched at the sudden feeling and your clit happened to briefly come in contact with his throbbing members’ head. He moaned on your sensitive bud and pulled up for air. He looked down at you and watched as you were breathless under him. He kept pumping his fingers in and out of you. He liked the way you squirmed under him. He felt your legs start twitch and pulled his fingers out and licking your juices from them. “Not so fast whore. You started this, you’re gonna get the full ride.” He teased. He got off the bed and went looking in his closet till he came back with a set of handcuffs. “2 options baby girl: you can

(You meant to tell me I have to post this in 2 parts!?) 😤