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fict1onallyobsessed · 10 months
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hi, may i request a rhea ripley x fem! reader in which rhea's clothes keep disappearing from her wardrobe and she wonders who it could be until she caughts y/n wearing her hoodie? 🥺
Missing Attire
Rhea Ripley x Reader
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“Babe, have you seen the black and white hoodie I bought not long ago?”
Rhea’s voice was muffled through the bathroom door but your heart sank a little as you stood silently, thinking about what you could possibly say this time as an excuse.
“…in the wash.”
“In the wash? It was brand new.”
You unlocked the bathroom door, walked out and shrugged as you watched her shuffle for something else she could wear apart from that. Still, you knew you wouldn’t be getting away with this for much longer. Stealing her clothes when she was away was a habit you took up a while ago, but now it has gently faded into a more common thing even when she was home.
The fact she hadn’t realised yet was a miracle in itself.
“Heard you’re meant to wash new clothes, you know, good for the skin…or something.” Lies spewed through your teeth, white lies of course, but nevertheless sinful. You were out of her normal hoodies so you had to settle on a new one she wore once while you washed the others.
She stared at you with a questioning look in her eyes, a small smirk on her face as a gentle “uh-huh” left her lips. You watched as she looked through every draw possible to find a hoodie that matched her outfit, the muscles on her back barely covered by the black bra she was wearing.
“What about the sweats I just washed? They were clean, how come they’re in the wash again today?”
She didn’t actually seemed bothered, instead asking nonchalantly as she finally started to put on the clothes she found, turning towards you as she did so.
You tried not to laugh and you managed to reduce it to a huff, hands coming up to run through your hair to mask your smirk. You shrugged again, laying back down into your shared bed as you stared at the ceiling.
“Just found ‘em laying somewhere probably, dunno, don’t remember.”
“Uh-huh.” She repeated, walking closer to the bed you were laying in and stared down at you. She signed as she climbed onto the bed, laying her whole body weight on yours as she laid her head on your chest. “If you say so.”
The time she actually caught you wearing her hoodie was after she came back from the gym one day. She left before you woke up, leaving you alone in the bed with nothing but Barry and Luna to cuddle with. However, you recently couldn’t sleep without her around, and the next best thing you had was the scent on her clothes.
So, when she came back, you’d changed your attire, one of her hoodies on your body as you snored away hugging Luna as she slept beside you. Barry was half awake head butting Rhea’s leg as she looked down at the sight in front of her.
You honestly thought you’d be awake before she came back, but clearly you’d managed to over sleep every natural alarm clock in your body and proceeded to sleep later than usual.
She’s showered at the gym, so she couldn’t possibly pass up the opportunity to get back into bed with you. She barely managed to get in before you stirred awake, hand coming up to rub some of the tiredness out of you eyes.
“If you wanted to take my clothes you could have just said, I wouldn’t have minded.” Her voice was really soft, a small sign escaping her lips once she was situated and cuddles close to you.
You froze a bit before accepting your fate, it didn’t even process quick enough that she was indeed back and indeed laying on top of you again before she spoke up again.
“I knew it was you.”
You giggled a bit, playing with the ends of her short hair, running your hands through it.
“Well it wouldn’t have been Barry, would it?”
She laughed and the both of you watched Barry jump onto the bed after hearing his name. Both of the dogs cuddling clothes to the two of you, a cosy and mellow atmosphere falling in the room.
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THE END
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Drew: *Points to Sami* LOSER!!
Drew: *Points to Jey* IDIOT!!
Drew: *Points to Cody* WIMP!!
Drew: *Points to a random picture of CM Punk* DEGENERATE!!!
Drew: *Points to Seth passing by and wearing nothing but lace* SSSSLLLUUTTTAHHH!!
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cavinginhisfvce · 6 months
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*Jey, Cody, and Sami, sitting on a bench*
Kevin: Why do you guys look so sad? It's bumming me out.
Cody: Sit with us so we can tell you.
*Kevin sits down beside Sami*
Jey and Sami simultaneously: This bench is freshly painted.
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xxamorxexmortexx · 12 days
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Damian: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess
JD: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Dominick: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Finn: Guys...
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brainsbustaa · 7 months
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cody: are you high?
jey: am I what?
cody: high, jey
jey: HI CODY :DDDD
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hangkennyy · 1 year
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Roman: How many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Moxley?!
Moxley: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's Seth... who is also stuck up here
Seth: *excitedly waves*
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alonelybih · 3 months
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Bayley: Do you want a protein shake, bro?
Sasha: Nah, bro.
Bayley: Why, bro?
Sasha: Because you’re the only one who gives me strength, bro.
Bayley: Bro.
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codchrist · 10 months
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Now just imagine in your head lol
Rhea: MOM MOM MOM
Becky: Yes darling what is it? Rhea: DAD is in my closet trying on my ring gear
Becky: Now honey first DAD needs an ass first second I also was in your closet trying on your ring gear
Rhea: WHAT?!?
Becky: Finn and Damian did as well
Rhea: WHAT THE HELL?!?
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milesworld96 · 1 year
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Jey: Hey, are you the tribal chief, cause I want you to be the head of MY table.
Sami:
Jey:
Jey: I’m sorry.
(Bro got that Bloodline rizz😋😋)
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arrowmaker15 · 2 months
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(Dean Ambrose and Alexa Bliss staring at each other)
Dean:
Alexa:
Dean: Crazy.
Alexa: Insane.
Dean: Bitch.
Alexa: Pussy.
Dean: Hot.
Alexa: Gorgeous.
Dean: Later?
Alexa: Never.
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fict1onallyobsessed · 9 months
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Guys I’m gonna die
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How cute are they?
(I’m loading the gun as we speak)
@capturedbyellephoto on Insta
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Drew: *Points to JD* Fuck ye!
Drew: *Points to Finn* Fuck ye!
Drew: *Points to Dominik* Definitely go fuck yehsel!
Drew: *Points to Rhea* Yeh cool!
Drew: *Points to Damian* And fuck ye, I’m out!
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Damien: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Rhea: Strong. Dominac: Weak. Finn: An idiot, is what your are.
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xxamorxexmortexx · 11 months
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Rhea, teaching Finn to drive: Okay, you're driving and Damian and Dominik walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Finn: Oh, definitely Dominik. I could never hurt Damian.
Rhea, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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bubblegumlefty · 1 year
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Roman: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Sami: You and me!
Roman: *tearing up* Ok.
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hangkennyy · 1 year
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Dominik: And how, exactly, will you stop me?
Damian: I'll call Rhea.
Dominik: ...goddammit.
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