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randomly-generated-posts-machine · 5 months

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decriminalize killing people criminalize elon musk

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smak-annihilation · 5 months

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it gives a small chance for the ultra rare shoutout

#funny #haha #comedy #meme #joyful cheer #joyus whimsy #programming #python script #python #random #randomly generated tumblr posts

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almotherorion · 4 months

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will I explain what these are for? Nope, I absolutely won’t :D

I have… so many unfinished projects n things that I need to post, they’re fr just clogging up my memory 😔

especially for what I’ve got planned- I’m very excited to make substantial progress on that! For now though, mere doodles without any context ✨

(I remembered I can post unfinished things and wips and not feel inadequate for taking so long on it ha)

Have this also, it makes me giggle whenever I open the canvas cuz I forget I drew it

#ben 10 #the secret saturdays #generator rex #ben tennyson #zak saturday #I like reappearing randomly #I occasionally see my art #See my ao3 #And am like “oh wait I have tumblr”#“I can post things on there”#And I do #when i remember #which is rarely I’m sorry #almother’sart

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pisscreant · 9 months

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just found that Kim saw the Hanged Man in his dreams. super unsettling.

#take 2 since tumblr randomly hides my posts from the tags #its prob the city referring to Kim's past as a juvie cop/cop in general but #to quote the Kim that appeared in my dream: 'what the fuck does he mean by that'#this creeped me out so much for some reason #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

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lord-squiggletits · 19 days

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The thing that makes me mad about finding cool quotes/references to use as titles or some such for stories is they're basically impossible to consciously look for. Sure you can just Google "cool quotes" or something but it's just gonna return stuff that everyone knows. By nature the coolest quotes always come from things that you read/watch/listen to and are drawn towards, maybe not even realizing why you're drawn to them. You can't "look for" cool quotes because by nature the coolest quotes are the ones that are cool to you personally. So ultimately the only reliable way to find profound phrases/references is to consume a lot of art and find the things that are meaningful through sheerly opening your mind and trying new things

#squiggposting #like my fic titles/chapter names are varying degrees of clever or obscure #but i picked them bc they have meaning #'we are the music makers' is a poem that i found out about from one of my favorite movies as a kid #'for once nothing is burning' is from a poem in q quote compilation post on tumblr #inspiration strikes randomly and unpredictably. that's why it feels so novel #'pay unto evil' came from a bible verse which is like. the generic 'how to title a work of literature' trope #but theyre meaningful bc i picked them from things i found profound #and they work as titles bc they fit the story bc both the story and the title were specially chosen by me #idk if my explanation is becoming circular now

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angeltism · 10 months

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hmm sorry for inactivity. the one of hydro has nawt been feeling up 2 actually posting and answering asks lately.

he's doing alrighty, just figured xe'd provide a small explanation for her absence.

#➳ the fool speaks #he's been considering the fact that maybe just maybe if he made a new acc and chose one of the ''sides'' of his personality to stick to #(either the ''otherwordly soul who speaks in 3rd person and is Nawt Like You Silly Mortals'' or ''normal tumblr user who's mentally ill'')#maybe people would like him more? with the way xe switches between 1st and 3rd person and all that..#despite the fact that IS her personality. she just. feels like xe is kinda sitting on the line and then it feels like beings don't rlly #click w her. dunno.#also getting randomly jealousies bc she realized willow would fit in SO WELL with some of xer mutuals. pop does nawt even have a tumblr acc.#aughh yeah. in general his brain has been doing many thinkies.. so xe hasn't felt like posting... yeah

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chansgender · 1 year

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just came up with a new social media site called evil instagram where everything is the same but the filters make you look worse on purpose

#evil instagram #thats so funny to me. evilgram #evilgram will randomly select pictures from your camera roll and post them automatically and you cant delete them #you also cannot change your username. but sometimes evilgram staff will change your username for you.#being mean is encouraged #if you block or unfollow someone then evilgram will send the person a dm about how much you hate them #like if u just unfollow someone bc ur not really talking anymore and you want to be lowkey about it?#no because evilgram is going to tell the entire world #evilgram does not condone racism/sexism/transphobia/homophobia/general bigotry #and if someone does get found out to be a bigot like that. they are permanently suspended #wiped off the face of the internet maybe.#if you pay the staff (me and only me) enough money you can delete the account of your choice #my goal is for this to be as pvp enabling as possible #evilgram has different themes like tumblr themes but theyre incredibly ugly. the most popular theme is the shrek theme #chanposting

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riggedbones · 2 years

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could you imagine if i actually on purpose tried to start fights about frankenstein on here. like i don’t think there are too many people to Enrage about it but the whole thing would feel a lot different if i wasn’t just like. occasionally grumbling to myself about things i see

#lucky.pdf #remember when random people would find my untagged frankenstein posts n then rb them and shit. what was that about #like generally i’m glad it’s somewhat stopped but like. idk. are people still randomly seeing these are they just sick of my shit #or did remaking stop tumblr from sharing them around algorthmicly #idk. i need to go to sleep gn #franken.pdf

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linoguy · 1 year

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see look.

#not trying to make enemies here cause I’m chill w the people following me. if I haven’t blocked you you’re fine #but I don’t think I’ll ever understand the ___ x f!reader culture on here and everywhere generally but mostly here #I do not get it and won’t follow anyone who posts it so this isn’t just me ripping into anyone specific #I’ve been in mcr fandom tumblr for 6+ years now and it’s not really a thing there so making a skz blog was a reminder that it exists within #my sphere.. I usually only ever saw them if I was looking for a tag and someone was randomly tagging it in #anyways. I’m not important whatsoever so this means nothing but I just had to say it once fjsnd ✌🏽 peace and love

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randomly-generated-posts-machine · 12 days

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decriminalize killing people criminalize ben shapiro talking

#comedy #funny #haha #meme #joyful cheer #joyus whimsy #randomly generated tumblr posts #randomly generated #random number generation #randomly generated posts #decriminalization #decriminalize killing people #decriminalize murder #ben shapiro hate #ben shapiro

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smak-annihilation · 5 months

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nightmare-chaser · 2 years

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Hello friend! Here is my soft boy and a shark!

Oh a good lad, the composition and posing makes it looks like him and the shark are fallen comrades, died side by side in this battle that, although no one knew it then, was the final of the war, the sun shines down on them to make note of the tragedy that got us this far as the camera then pans up to see the green growing peace over the rest of this scarred land

In other words hi new friend i love your cat and your squishy shark!!

#this is also my last ask given from the blazed post before the blaze ran out #so any new friends from here on out are from word of mouth #honestly might blaze that post again in the future just for the hell of it #because this has honestly been one of my most positive experiences on tumblr.com #the internet can be very good sometimes as evidenced by this mini-social experiement #where when met with friend offer forced into their face most people responded with genuine joy/excitement or at worst #confused amusement/fondness #and i got 3 kungpowpenis's but i have the distinct feeling that was cause i made the joke asking for it in the tags #so yeah internet can be good sometimes and people generally good because out of the over 3000 impressions tumblr blaze report says i got #people either just scrolled by or responded kindly and since it was randomly sent out this could be a sample size #people are good if you meet them with good this is my conclusion thank you for coming to my ted talk #also just many many pet pics im so happu with those i cannot overstate

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raycyel · 4 months

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Could I interest you all in a crack UT/DR AU that my brain has been cooking up for like 2 years now where the dark worlds are occurring in the underground, Grillby takes Kris' place, and which exists exclusively because I am quietly obsessed with Grillby and needed a way to provide a "logical and realistic" way for Grillby/Swatch to happen?

#I started reading Casting Rain tonight and I got so excited that I immediately wanted to start turning my daydreams into an actual story #for grillby lore because I am obsessed with him #I'm currently writing a post that is a whole plot summary #but idk if I'm gonna post that because Im still deciding if I want to build the AU on tumblr or if I want to release it in chapters as a fi #If it even happens at all #grillby #I'm only tagging him because this feels very niche lol #I'd be willing to write a more general post for how the AU would work that doesn't have major spoilers if people are interested lol #I know i just randomly appeared in this tag but I am ready to write a long fic about this #a very slowly written long fic #but a long fic none the less #or very slowly produced and potentially low quality art stuff if i choose to just post about it

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evilscientist3 · 1 year

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Bites down on my false tooth which randomly generates a "bites down on my false tooth" joke then posts it to tumblr

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bitbugbites-re · 7 months

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𝙿𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎 | 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰

Headcanons on how different RE men would praise you

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characters: Carlos Oliveira, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy

gender: gn! reader

cw: FLUFF // praise, love languages, nicknames/pet names // ktober

a/n: every time I give a rating at the end I feel like that one video of abby lee miller with the wall paper pyramid. also the love languages were so fun to do??? i might do another post expanding on it, maybe scenarios or smth :p

𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖔𝖘 𝕺𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖆 (re3r)

Do they praise you often?

Yes. He seems like he would praise you consistently whenever the opportunity arises -- both big and small scenarios. You got a promotion? Praise. You helped an old lady cross the street? Praise. You got out of bed this morning? Didn't squash a bug? Tied your shoes? You're a viable option for the Nobel Peace Prize in Carlos' eyes

Love language?

I'm gonna go ahead and Carlos' love language is probably either physical touch or quality time. Words of affirmation comes close as well

Likely, since this is how he perceives love, acts falling under these categories are what he's going to give you when he wants to praise you. I don't think he'd stray from them unless you told him you preferred a different love language -- in which case, he'd try his best to meet your expectations (although it might take him a while to become fully conscious of what you'd like from him)

So things like: petting your head, embracing you randomly, offering to take you on dates as a reward, complimenting you, etc.

Nicknames?

Literally anything and everything. Seriously --

Names relating to one of your traits (like an achieved status), for one. For example --Supercop (lol)

He's probably got nicknames for you if you're smaller/younger than him too: pipsqueak, tater-tot, chica/o, peanut, etc.

As for more general nicknames: baby, babygirl/boy, babe, sunshine, princess/prince, gorgeous, beautiful/handsome, etc.

(he'd probably use a lot of really corny nicknames when in a joking manner, too -- some shit like sugar plum or cuddle muffin, LOL)

What are their go-to praises?

"Good girl/boy"

"You're doing great"

"I'm proud of ya'"

Are they successful at praising you?

heuheuheuheuhe yup!

Overall, I'd give him a 10/10. I feel like he'd be really good at making you feel good about yourself and he'd never let your feats go unrecognized either

𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖉𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 (re: death island)

Do they praise you often?

mmmmmm. Occasionally. Like a very average amount?

Death Island's version of Chris would praise you every time you achieved something hard or did something really good (like you did good at a job interview or won an award) but other than that it's a little more occasional and random

Love language?

My guess would be acts of service, gift giving, and/or quality time

I don't think Chris would stray far from his ideas on what love is, either. If you wanted something different like physical touch or words of affirmation, you might have to tell him. He'd struggle with doing it in a smooth manner at first, but eventually, he'd get the hang of it.

His rewards to you will usually consist of: making you food; bringing you food; gifting you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, jewelry, etc.; watching tv with you; taking you on dates; etc.

Nicknames?

Nothing corny. I feel like a lot of nicknames he would cringe at and would be too embarrassed to say them

Generally, things like: babe, honey, hon, pumpkin

Not as commonly, he may use a shortened version of your name as well. Although, I still think he'd prefer like babe or hon more

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job, (nickname)"

"You did good"

...and a lot of very like. Flat kinda ones? like "Nice" or "Cool" (LOL)

Are they successful at praising you?

For the most part.

Overall, this version of Chris gets a 7/10. Not terrible, but not amazing either. ("you did good, I'm waiting for you to be great." HFHFH)

𝕷𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝕾. 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉𝖞 (re2r - re4r)

Do they praise you often?

...He's, um, he's gonna try!

I feel like at the beginning of your relationship, the re2r time period, he would very frequently try but it would be...well, not very smooth

By the re4r time period he's just given up on words of affirmation bro like. it is just NOT his thing (he'd replace it with diff love language acts tho)

Love language?

*rubs hands together deviously* let's see here...

I'm gonna go ahead and say this boy likes, and thus is prone to, spoiling you with acts of service and/or gift-giving. HOWEVER...I feel like he would actually differ from the other two men on this list, and he'd be very proactive in trying to figure out what you like specifically. Leon, to me, seems like the most empathetic on this list and while he's a little awkward in nature, he's always eager to do/be the best he can

You can expect a lot of: cleaning for you; making you breakfast and/or dinner; helping you with work/problems; bringing you food; giving you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, etc.

Additionally, I think out of all the characters on this list, Leon would be the best at giving you gifts that you actually like too. For example, it's not just gonna be a flowers-every-time type of deal -- if he knows you like games, he's gonna get you games. If he knows you like snacks, he's gonna get you snacks. If he knows you like clothes, he's gonna get you clothes. So on and so on

(side note: I feel like he'd actually secretly enjoy picking out clothes for you? considering how he's got that whole pretty boy vibe going on. I mean LOOK at his jacket in re4r. the man has SOME fashion sense, at least)

Nicknames?

At the beginning of your relationship, re2r timeline-wise, he's gonna try everything. And it's GONNA be bad.

Once he finally realizes he can't force shit like "sweet stuff" or "muffin" he'll move onto ones that come out more naturally -- like shortening your name

The general ones after getting comfortable are: babe, hon, angel(?), princess/prince(?) (not too sure about the last two, they're strong maybes)

I also feel like if you called him pookie or something else funny-sounding as a joke, he'd call you it back, LOL

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job"

"Nice"

"Cool"

...and more very generic ones. Words of affirmation are NOT his strong suit whatsoever

Are they successful at praising you?

In terms of actual words of praise, no. In terms of rewarding you in general? HELL yeah.

Overall, he's getting an 8/10 for effort. I feel like this kind of stuff wouldn't come naturally for him since he's more introverted, but INTROVERSION be damned, this boy has got mind-blowingly serious dedication to being romantically swag as FUCK !!! (sorry)

For the official and original Kinktober 23 prompts, check here. Credits to @kinktober2023 for the ideas!

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