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chroniclesmacaque · 2 years

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Matchies

Summary:

"“Irumachi, Irumachi! Let’s play!”She practically dragged them both to the courtyard, much to Azz-kun’s chagrin. He rubbed his temples, pinched his nose and even let out a sonorous sigh.“Can’t we do something quieter today?”Clara crossed her arms, seemingly considering it in deep thought. “Wanna play matchies, then?”"In which Clara has unique family dynamics, Azz-Azz throws a fit and Iruma is shocked.

It did not take long for Iruma to realize that Azz-kun’s mouth settled into a taut line and his brow grew heavier whenever they set foot into the cafeteria. Did he dislike Iruma’s bottomless eating, after all? Just as he was trying to come up with a way to reassure him he didn’t have to bother with Iruma’s portion, Asmodeus spoke, quite sweetly:

“Has anything in particular caught your attention today, Iruma-sama?”

As usual, Iruma couldn’t make up his mind. Food was food. He needed to eat as much as he could for as long as he was able.

“Here, here, here!!!” Clara did an impressive jump and reached Asmodeus’ shoulders in one go, settling herself into a piggyback ride. She pointed at the board: “I wanna try this!!”

“I wasn’t asking you!”

“Uhm, I’ll have that one too, please.”

“Wonderful! I’ll get it for you, Iruma-sama!”

And so, Asmodeus dutifully retrieved portions for the three of them, with Iruma’s being the usual leviathan that occupied nearly the whole table. Not only did Iruma want to eat it all, but he also didn’t have the heart to reject Asmodeus’ effort. So he ate with gusto. Azz-kun seemed to be perfectly content to watch—no, admire him eating. Iruma felt a bit of heat spread over his cheeks. So it wasn’t his meals that bottered Azz-kun.

Once Clara noticed he was done, she jumped to stand on the bench.

“Irumachi, Irumachi! Let’s play!”

She practically dragged them both to the courtyard, much to Azz-kun’s chagrin. He rubbed his temples, pinched his nose and even let out a sonorous sigh.

“Can’t we do something quieter today?”

Clara crossed her arms, seemingly considering it in deep thought. “Wanna play matchies, then?”

It befuddled both of the boys.

“What’s that?”

“There’s a bunch of cards, they’re about this size,” Clara gestured a rectangle over her palm up to about the second joint of her fingers. “We make them go swoosh,” she waved her arms around in a motion Iruma could only describe as a pantomime for a particularly energetic window cleaning motion, “and then we make sure they are not lonely.”

Azz-kun frowned at her explanation. "As long as it doesn't involve running around, screaming nor bloodlust, it'll be fine."

Iruma held his chin, taking in Clara's words. A game involving cards, making them go into disarray and then getting them together? Matchies.

He nodded happily. "I'd love to!"

Clara patted her skirt and produced a playing mat, alongside a bunch of cards that flowed out of her pockets like water out of a fountain. And they kept on flowing. And flowing. Iruma couldn’t help but to gasp a, “Wow!”

“Valac, that’s enough! We’ll be here all day otherwise!”

“Boo!”

"Don't boo me!"

Clara’s face turned into pout, but she otherwise peacefully resigned herself to the amount she had already pulled. Immediately, she scrambled the cards the same way a wild animal would dig a hole. Somehow, they all stayed within the mat and face down.

“Irumachi, you first!” She started clapping, raring to go.

Iruma turned two cards at random— the first one was a print of Connor and Murf and the second one contained Kalego’s familiar form. Iruma tried to sear the location of the cards into his mind, staring at them intensely. Clara continued clapping the whole time, making Iruma notice it was some kind of rhythm. Whether it was a made-up song or an actual known one in the Netherworld, he couldn’t tell. All demonic music was new to him, after all. She soon started half-humming, half-singing some lyrics, and Iruma’s heart swelled. Even though they had just gotten started, playing with Clara was already so much fun.

Azz-kun went next, and he made a point to pull from the corners. The prints he got were Vino and Bird Kalego, once again. A satisfied hum escaped his equally satisfied grin. Watching him have fun too made Iruma feel more at ease. Clara used the same method as Iruma, which is to say, none at all. She swiftly turned over a pair of cards and put them back down so fast Iruma almost missed what they had.

“Valac, why you… Do it more slowly so we can see!”

“Huh? But it doesn’t matter!”

“How is it not going to matter, fool!”

Clara smirked and got up in one jump, like propelled by a spring. She patted Azz’ head. “You have never played matchies, have you?”

Asmodeus swatted her hand away, quite indignantly. Their bickering was to be expected. Frankly, Iruma was quite impressed they hadn’t started before. He decided to cut them off by continuing the game. He scanned for the spot where he pulled his second card, somewhere by the left flank of the card agglomeration. He picked the card and…

“EH?! IT’S FALFAL?!”

Although Iruma wasn’t a hundred percent certain he had chosen the same card, he also hadn’t felt he had gotten it wrong. He flicked the card besides the one he had just picked, and revealed a Hellwasp card.

“Aw… I wonder where Kalego-sensei ended up at?” He whimpered.

Clara rubbed his back. “There, there. You’ll eventually get Eggie-sensei again, Irumachi.”

The missing card piqued Azz’ interest, too. “Allow me to search it for you, Iruma-sama!”

“Hmm? What do you mean?” Clara fluttered her lashes innocently.

First, he went for the one matching card he had found at the corners. However, it revealed itself to be Black Cat card instead.

“What in Leviathan’s greatness?! Valac, what’s the meaning of this?”

Asmodeus waved the card at mere inches from her face, and Iruma couldn’t blame him. He was just as befuddled.

“I’m positive this card was Kalego-sensei when I first drawed it!”

Clara nodded. “Yup, that it was.”

“What do you mean it was?!” Asmodeus cried, and his shoulders crumpled up, arms drawn towards his chest while his fingers writhed in the air, like he wanted to rip the card apart.

Clara calmly took the card from his hand, and waved it around for both of the boys to see. “See?”

Before their very eyes, the card changed its print to that of a Great Dragon.

“EH?!” Azz and Iruma said in unison.

Azz snatched the card back, glowering at it, incredulous. “Why in the Netherworld would you do this?! This is unplayable!”

Clara blinked, genuinely confused. “That’s how we always play it at home!” She fist pumped in the air. “Otherwise, it’d be boring!”

Iruma covered his mouth with his hand. If he were playing with Clara alone, he’d be led to believe that this was just how demons played memory games, but seeing Azz-kun so frustrated at the game mechanics revealed it was a Valac-only thing.

“But… how would it be boring?” Iruma prodded Clara gently, while Asmodeus kept grumbling and flicking all the cards around in a frenzied frustration, helplessly watching them all change before his eyes.

Clara scratched her head. “I mean, isn’t it too easy otherwise? You’d know where all the cards are eventually…”

Iruma’s hand hovered over his mouth, completely bemused. All the same, he nodded. Little did he know the Valacs had photographic memory.

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I had so much fun with this one LOL

For Clara and her family, with the photographic memory, remembering where everything is would be dull. The funniest part is they try to play with over 50 cards lmfao So it's just a feverish game of snatching two pairs of cards as fast as you can hoping at some point u draw a pair.

#mairuma #mairimashita! iruma kun #Iruma Suzuki #asmodeus alice #clara valac #love trio #set early in their friendship---like around the time Iruma's rank first got announced or so #ao3 link in my rb #humor #My writing

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vivid-badsquad · 1 year

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fml i thought 2day waz gonna go good but no!!!! i dont have a fucjing charger and itz not like i can go to zome random fucking ztore and get a new lead! yay! my mumz gonna kick my azz abt thiz i hate my catz zm 4 chewing through it they literally chewed theough my only other lead a month or zo ago nd that waz the only 1 i had left after and i fucking im gonna loze zo much zhit after thiz phone diez (luckily , i have an old zpare that i rarely uze but itz extremely zlow) but im gonna loze all the FUN zhit i cant play on the other 1 (crk , pjzk etc) bcuz all i can fit on there p much iz google n yt (need 2 get firefox on there...)

#okay 100% vent pozt now #vent #tw vent

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romy350-romyakari · 1 year

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If you're doing "random asks to get to know you better", who is your favorite character from any fandom you like and why?

well

making me chose is really hard so

there are two categories with me

My children and OH

I can't chose to save my light an absolute favorite between all the media, so I will pick one from some fandoms to represent.

so let's get to it

Let's start with My Children that I end adopting through all these years

Gula [Kingdom Heart]: My son, you lonely boy. I grew attached to him over my time super analyzing Back Cover and I am not strong not to stop tearing up any time I re watch those last scenes. I like what I may think I know of him but his way to handle social interactions is kind of what I found fascinating but I also want to tell him all will be alright. I will cry when I get to fight him in the next Saga.

Neku Sakuraba [TWEWY]: I saw this boy grow through all the game I am so proud of him and he is between the few that are not got to connect to other than not in my top lists of children lol. He is a joy to see how he learned so much that A New Day broke me and I yet have to go to NEO for him. I that nice feeling on know he is doing better if we count till end of OG TWEWY and I ignore NEO till it's time and that is fine with me.

Zack Fair [Final Fantasy Crisis Core]: THE GOODEST BOY, do I need to explain? he is just that nice he won his spot pretty easy, ahh the tragedy he had to see unfold... but really I appreciate the goofball he is. Crisis Core has that interesting spot even if all I did was watch for the whole experience.

Asmodeus Alice [Mairimashita! Iruma-kun]: Round of applause for the newest addition to the list, this was hard because I adore Iruma but it would be kind of like picking another just good boy but with Azz-kun there is a bit more that I can mention. He can go from serious guy to bright eye boy over his friends and is so earnest but also has a sharp sense to look after them I just grew fond of him over time and how he cherishes this connection, is not that he was like Neku but more like once he got the chance he just went with it and I have fun when he is on the scenes. A good one for sure!

Grim [Twisted Wonderland]: there was a debate in my head between put Silver or Grim here, needles to say the cat won 🤣. Yes, out of everyone, the cat. He may be a little gremlin but I am just taking care of this gremlin in game from beginning to end I guess. There is something endearing about this little ball of chaos I am just accepting he is somehow here. So sorry Silver

and now to my probably most particular category

aka I have preference and those are slightly telling but the list is too big so I will just list the current ones because that is better that effective than repost the self explanatory call out meme I made of myself

Simeon [Obey me!]: Some of you may have already know, but yeah I just feel certain comfort and he is nice and sweet and had his bit of mystery hat always just pokes at my curiosity! I grew fond of him really quick and look at me going or the 3 year and fighting the game for him. I can say is just how he is has bring a lot of reactions while reading and I love the fuzzy feeling as it is a comfort to me, totally an OH. I adore the kind of character he is and I have a lot of fun stories to tell maybe one for this day of him and my MC on a later date, inspire a lot for sure!

Lilia Vanrouge [Twisted Wonderland]: OK, listen. HE is the most fun I had reading such a chaotic by chance character is is cute a heck. I think is the fun vibes and the mystery again that just made me go OH. I am pleasantly surprised and totally happy about this

Honorary mentions of this category in my tags

#answers answers #so honorary mention to Hachiro Iba from Hakuoki and Gavin from MLQC I would say. Gaving is the oddest example but folows my usual OH.#Simeon is just the closes to the usual in the OH. like Iba and for example Asra from the Arcana. there is a type and is easy to tell though #sometime with a bit of chaos and fun in it as u can tell #the children just grew on me over the time I get to know about them and I pick them for the list lol #Clara was on the run up with Azz but he just had more screen time on my memories lately. he is doing great!#I was gonna add someone from NTMF to my children list but that's a hard one to nominate representative probably

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catintheruemorgue · 3 years

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Random azz headcanons!!

warning: suicide on dazai’s part (very last one), swearing

an: in one whole day i’ve been told i may have covid, my wallet got stolen (tho they only took my bank card and id), my car wouldn’t start and i got bad news but honestly this was just a normal day for me!! (i literally have the worst luck it’s almost funny) anyways i thought of stupid social media headcanons.. this is mainly just crack !! :)

•the ADA have game nights and sometimes play among us (rarely because if Ranpo plays he just calls an emergency meeting and calls out the imposter, “Atsushi your leg is shaking..” so it’s only when he’s too sleepy to join.) If Dazai and Kunikida get imposter duo Dazai will accuse Kunikida immediately but not even for the kill he’ll just say he vented in front of him, which then in turn causes kunikida to start yelling that it's him. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJbyuspGVo) think this clip.

•Ranpo once found Poe’s myspace from when he was 16 and proceeded to almost bust a lung at all the edgy poetry and how he called his followers his “Ravens” The best part though, was the profile picture. As if Ranpo hadn't humiliated him enough he printed it out and framed it on his work desk. Poe just about passed out seeing the very photo that haunted his memories sitting on his rivals desk for everyone to see-- Poe in a black hoodie, hood pulled up with one eye covered. The word “pain” was edited across the photo in gothic, cursive looking font.

•Mark Twain loves the song Breakeven by The Script. (this isnt social media but so fucking important.)

•If it weren't for opposing sides Chuuya and Mark would be best friends. Chuuya loves his adventurous attitude and thinks the guy is just really awesome. They would have sleepovers where they would sing songs like Fuck You by Ceelo Green and Gives You Hell by All-American Rejects. Chuuya always posts them belting the lyrics on his story on snapchat and when people from the Port Mafia slide up and say something along the lines of “uhhh? This is sus..” Chuuya sends back a huge paragraph on how they are just jealous they don't have an amazing best friend like he does, and that they should be careful, he's still their superior.

•Yosano constantly is fighting with racists and bigots on facebook and will always talk to Atsushi about it for hours. He's awkward but thankful that she keeps him informed. She's very good at arguing and will rip apart disrespectful men when given the chance but has a hard time fighting women. When it comes to fighting a woman she will recruit Ranpo to sit over her shoulder and give her advice on what to say. Some of the things will warrant a light smack to the head.

•Mori’s most used app is Turbo Tax and nobody knows why.

•Oda loves to leave long in depth reviews for items he's purchased, he doesn't even try to be funny but sometimes Dazai sends him screenshots saying “Is this your review?”

•Gin, Tachihara and Hirotsu all downloaded Life 360 and have fun tracking where each other are. All of them have labeled the Port Mafia headquarters as “Hell”. Also Tachi and Hirotsu would get so confused when Gin was always with Akutagawa after hours.

•Kouyou has a blog where she helps people solve their issues. She's rarely on it but when she is she's always giving the best advice. She also reviews soaps and oils.

•Fitzgerald got doxxed and freaked out because he didn't know that was a thing. He immediately replied with “How do you know that ?” Not knowing there could be consequences for bullying for kids online.

•Atsushi accidentally joined a pyramid scheme but when he tried to sell Yosano something she was there, again, to inform him that it was an MLM. “No Atsushi-kun, that one's not good either.” Much better than Tanazaki who didn't know any better (and bought so much stuff) or Dazai who just thought it was funny.

•Poe has a snapchat but has left people on delivered for weeks to months at a time. The only person he actually responds to is Ranpo, but even then sometimes he leaves him on read (very rarely).

•Fyodor always starts his posts with, “unpopular opinion but..” and if he doesn't like someone's statement he’ll end whatever he has to say with, “Spit.” With an eye rolling emoji.

•One time Akutagawa made a bare ass instagram just to dm Atsushi, “I will get you.” The tiger boy just added Dazai to the chat who, for the hell of it, added Chuuya and proceeded to cuss them both out. Not surprisingly Atsushi had to beg Dazai and Chuuya to block one another while ignoring Akutagawa’s threats.

•Dazai is only famous on twitter because his suicidal tweets are “relatable” and because he’s attractive. He actually secretly gets super pissed because he doesn’t think his pain is “relatable” but will tease people with remarks like, “Make way, celebrity coming through!” when he shows up late for work.

#bsd #bsd x reader #bsd poe #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd atsushi #bsd yosano #bsd ranpo #bsd mori #bsd kouyou #bsd mark twain #bsd gin #bsd tachihara #bsd hirotsu #bsd fyodor #bsd fitzgerald #bsd akutagawa #black lizard #bungou stray dogs

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ichika27 · 3 years

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Mairimashita! Iruma-kun s2 ep18

Was gonna post this days ago but I decided to do twewy-related stuff first lol.

Anyways, lots of pictures below again. At least 20, I think. Talks of ships below as well.

The last time we saw them, Iruma had jumped in front of the beast preparing to shoot a blast of magic in front of Ronove. Everyone else is worried but don’t know what to do cause if they tried to help, they’d get blasted, too. It seems though that Iruma himself has a plan.

Iruma plans to use Ali-san’s ability to swallow the huge amount of magic to eat the blast of it the beast is going to release saying he thought it was possible since Ali-san is the Ring of Gluttony. Arikured is surprised by this and complains at first but agrees he could do such a thing but Iruma's strength will be needed to succeed.

Remember that spell Iruma learned before about changing the appearance of something? Iruma uses that magic spell to turn Ali-san into this... cat thing. Giant cat thing idk so it could swallow the magic. Ali-san swallows the entire beast and let it explode inside him. Once it was over, the sky clears up, too. The plan totally worked and Ali-san is full!

Does this mean Iruma could use the power that got eaten from the beasts?

Trouble is over and Iruma gets together with his friends again. His friends were all worried about him though and Kalego-sensei came up to tell him he'd been reckless again. Iruma says he hasn't forgotten about what Kalego-sensei had said before at the home visit and that he had now finally understood what sensei meant. He was so used to danger due to almost always being in one himself that he never realized how bad such situations were until everyone else he cared about got affected. He adds that he gave it everything he's got even though he wasn't sure he'd even win because he wants to protect everyone and holding onto that ideal is part of his "desire".

I’m happy this arc helped some of them grow and show the growth of those who already have. Pretty cool.

Random screenshot but I just wanna direct your attention to fluffy Kalego-sensei who is being adorable right now. I cannot take him seriously when he’s like this and even when he’s angry, this form makes it look adorable.

Back to the story.

While all the mess is happening on the surface, Kiriwo-senpai has finally been found by the Six Fingers who are there to help him escape under the orders of Baal. The other escaping inmates are also in the area but still behind bars and Kiriwo-senpai tells them that he never planned to help them escape alongside him and never said he'd do such thing in the first place.

I kinda feel bad for them but they are also bad people so, eh.

Upon donning the same coat the Six Fingers' wear, one of the prisoners had the realization that unlike all of them there who are merely "bad", Kiriwo is actually "evil".

One of the Six Fingers asked why they couldn't just let the prisoners escape, too as it'll help in causing chaos and Kiriwo-senpai answers that seeing the despair the prisoners are gonna be in when they realize they'd never be let out despite going this far will be fun to see. Plus, they're not strong enough and will be caught again anyways.

I missed seeing Kiriwo-senpai’s evil hairstyle. It’s been a while. I guess this answers the question I had back in season 1: Kiriwo-senpai chose to be evil. Sad but I should’ve seen it coming.

Back on the surface, a parade starts and on the float are the heroes who saved Walter Park. While Iruma is properly mentioned, the owner, Rossevelt also shows off his son (Ronove does call him Legend-daddy as in the English word lol). The owner thanks Iruma for saving the park and calls him a hero.

They look alike except for the mustache and hair length. Anime genetics never fail. Does Legend-daddy also sing his own bgm?

Unbeknownst to our heroes, Kiriwo-senpai is around the corner watching the parade. He's surprised to find out that not only was Iruma also at Walter Park at this time but Iruma is also the one to defeat the beast. Instead of being angry at another evil plan foiled, Kiriwo-senpai says that this must be destiny and was happy to see Iruma. He was gonna walk out into the crowd but snaps out of this happy state by a call from Baal.

Senpai really blurs the line between love and hate cause he acts similarly when it comes to Iruma. Congrats to the fans of this ship for getting this scene and also, I still don’t know the ship name for them. How do I tag this?

Back to the phone call, Baal isn't happy that the park still stands. Walter Park is created to vent out demons' evil cycle after all and he has no need for that in his goals as he prefers that the demons go way beyond the evil cycle and just become ultimately evil. Unfortunately for him, the authorities are coming and they can't really do much else so he tells Kiriwo-senpai and the rest to escape already.

After being told to escape, Kiriwo-senpai says that this isn’t the end and declares that he and Iruma will meet again as they are destined enemies.

I guess in Iruma’s harem, he’s the “enemies to lovers” love interest lol.

Iruma looks at the direction where Kiriwo-senpai was but of course, he doesn’t see anything and he’s none the wiser.

Opera gives Iruma back his backpack at the float. As Iruma looks inside for his stuff, he finds the note his grandfather gave him of things he must do on his trip with the final one on the list being "Have fun with everyone!". Iruma looks at his smiling friends and thinks that even though a lot of scary things happened today, he still did have fun with them. Aww so cute!

Iruma gets reunited with his worried grandpa who goes to the hotel to check on him. Iruma says he couldn't go home early as Ronove's dad let them stay at the hotel as thanks for saving the park. Ronove’s dad adds that they are also Sullivan's students so he's happy to give them such things. Iruma tells his grandpa that he's happy and okay and that the teachers and Opera protected them. Grandpa Sullivan decided that the three adults would be given the job of protecting Iruma from now on (and Kalego-sensei felt a chill down his spine elsewhere in the hotel lol).

These two adults are the same. They probably won’t stop talking about their kids if you’re around them. Reminds me of FMA’s Maes Hughes (thought still makes me sad).

While the teachers are discussing information about the attacks, Kalego-sensei goes to his room to find his team on the bed making fun of the stuff he said earlier much to his annoyance. The boys said wanted to stay in the teachers' room as it's better than the room they got but Kalego-sensei quickly kicks them out.

The girls also get rewards and are allowed to get any clothes they wanted which made them happy. Ronove’s dad is pretty generous, huh? Like, I know these guys deserve it for all their hard work but the guy looks so happy that he’d probably still be nice to them even without all the trouble happening.

They are all also given an all-you-can-eat buffet. Iruma eats a ton of food obviously. Clara is having fun at the chocolate fountain thing and Ronove is trying to make Agares eat. Those two got close, huh? lol I wonder if Ronove’s doing this to try and make Agares unattractive or something. It’ll be cool if they became friends though with their very contrasting personalities and all.

While everyone is having fun inside, Iruma leaves without anyone else realizing except for Ameri who decides to follow. They end up at the rooftop by themselves with Ameri trying to calm herself down as she's thinking of romantic stuff as it’s just the two of them. Iruma then reminds Ameri of the question she asked him before about his goal and tells her he finally found one: he wants have fun with everyone. He's willing to change in order to be able to protect that ideal of his. Ameri is happy to see Iruma has grown.

Ameri decided that she also wants to give it her all for her own desires and ambitions. She then tries to tell Iruma something but sadly she gets cockblocked by Clara and Azz both appearing. Ameri gives up for now and tells Iruma to just go with his friends.

Before leaving, Iruma asks Ameri a question - the same thing she was going to ask him earlier! He asks if they could hang out sometimes but just the two of them and she passes out from this lol.

Congratulations to Iruma x Ameri fans for getting a scene like this, too. I also don’t know the ship name for them. Anyways, why is it just the senpais getting a moment with Iruma? Ameri has been getting a lot of moments, too and it’s making me wonder if she’s endgame.

lol also, Ameri is worried about the other female rivals not realizing there’s another threat somewhere else.

While all that teen drama is happening, both Romiere's dad and Iruma's grandpa are being interviewed on tv. The two men then tell everyone how their kids and those kids' friends are the heroes of Walter Park. Since Iruma's name had been specifically mentioned (with everyone knowing the heroes are "Iruma and friends"), there ends up being reporters outside the hotel wanting to see Iruma the next day. Iruma, of course, doesn't like this popularity. With the thought that there may also be reporters waiting at his home, Clara offers to let Iruma stay at her house.

Oooh... will we finally get Iruma x Clara and Iruma x Azz moments as well? Hehehe

There's something new in the ED video by the way! This used to be for Kuromu but now it’s for these boys! Cute!

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I’m guessing this is the end of this arc? I wonder what the last one will be since we only have like, what, 6 episodes more? What kind of arc will it be, I wonder cause this one had battles.

Okay, the end where the heroes are mentioned to be “Iruma and friends”, I’m happy and surprised that none of the others were bothered by this at all. No one complained about why Iruma is the only one specifically named. It didn’t cause a fight between the entire group unlike what would’ve happened if this was any other story. I get why Iruma got proper credit as he is the one to end the incident and saved everyone around from being fried but his friends did a lot of work, too and it’d have been better if they were all credited properly in the news. None of them were mad though and are happy that they won because they did their best.

Ronove calling his dad “Legend-daddy” will never not be cute and funny to me. His dad, despite being rich enough to own this entire park, isn’t an annoying, arrogant asshole and I like that. I’m happy that most characters in this show subvert my expectations and they make me like them more.

I’m sorry if I don’t tag ships in my mairuma posts but I don’t know any of the series’ ship names lol. Speaking of ships, as I mentioned before, Ameri’s been getting a lot of moments with Iruma or focus on her growing feelings for Iruma. Kiriwo-senpai only showed up a bit in this arc and got a bit for himself, too. Kuromu and Clara only had a bit when Iruma went evil cycle and I wonder if they’d get more, too. I personally ship him with Azz so I wish they’d gets some moments as well. Eiko gets hers mostly on the “Interval” segments.

So... is it possible to have a mairuma dating sim or not? Look at how many routes are available! XD

Anyways, focus next time is on Clara’s family probably with Iruma spending time there. I expect another Valac Family musical! XD

Thanks for reading!

#Mairimashita! Iruma-kun #welcome to demon school iruma-kun #sana_post

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f33itan · 3 years

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Ok, I know I said I wouldn't post my dreams here anymore, but these ones just had to be here. So I present to you: ATTACK ON TITAN SHIFTING IN A DREAM + FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S TYPE DINOSAUR SHIT +

Attack On Titan

Background: We were all trying to brainstorm towards the evening/night on how to beat the titans on our next mission, not beat them once and for all but to beat them in that mission and we were walking around doing shit and helping prepare.

Ymir is a lesbian, for sure. She was treating me how she treats Historia.

Mikasa is quiet but she's still respectful and it was pretty decent brainstorming with her.

Hange is just- 💖✨💖 CHEF'S KISS SHES NO NICE AND SO BUBBLY AND SO PRETTY AND SO COOL

Eren is basically the same, still that can do depressing attitude of beating the titans, nothing new

It was heavenly to have Levi give me orders <33

Sasha gets a bit nervous but all in all she was pretty bubbly and fun to brainstorm with

Jean is a flirt and has terrible pick up lines, bing bong boom.

Armin gets scared easily but he was also very nice to brainstorm with, I had fun talking to him too. He's definitely part of "✨The Boys✨"

Connie is actually a mix of bouncing around everywhere and nervous.

Those are about all of the things I remember, and the ODM gear was SICK 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Then the dream shifted to me and my dad in the car and the clouds looked like spirals like how they do in Junji Ito's Uzumaki, Except the town didn't turn into a fucking spiral, which is good.

During this transition I woke up then went back to sleep but somewhere around here I had this dream that I was in japan with my mom and we ate a bunch of ramen then we were with an indigenous japanese tribe thing and they took care of us and they were really nice but yeah

FNAF My Hero Type Shit

Okay, so to set this in place, I was in this big room / playground thing, and I was around class 1-A's ages. There were a bunch of random kids playing and everything and I was just enjoying myself running around and everything, but then suddenly bakugou got super damn mad at deku again but he couldn't hold it in and made the biggest explosion ever which led to this gigantic tsunami, somehow I survived but then we all turned into these identity v dinosaur hybrid things. So I ended up with Deku, Kirishima, Uraraka, Kaminari, I believe Mina, and some serious girl that I don't think was in my hero but yeah. So we had to make these things at stations hidden from dinosaur bakugou so he wouldn't kill us, and eventually we got all of them. THEN the dream shifted A G A I N and the setting was now the fnaf 1 stage ; yk the different colored lights on stage, that was the living room. so remove the stage and there were couches there, and then some rubble from the dino bakugou thing. On the other side of this there was this thing that looked like a video game lobby but yeah. so then somebody told us that we're gonna have to kill everybody to beat this and me and the 1-A kids were like "fuck okay" So one by one they started killing each other and stuffing the heads in the fnaf heads and they would talk from the persons point of view, oh and btw mina and kaminari died a while ago by dino bakugou killing them. but anyways then there was this little girl left, well she wasn't young but she was relatively short and had osteoporosis. So me and this bitch were kinda dancing around the room knowing one of us was gonna die, and oh btw her grandparents, my great grandparents, i think my mom and then some other people were there on the couches. so we were just dancing in the middle and then she got this kunai weapon and was slowly bringing it up so she could cut by head off but i was like "i'm a bad biatch you can't kill me" and i snatched it from her osteoporosis azz lookin hands and cut her head off, but the weapon was small so i had to really dig to get it to go completely through her neck. Then i kinda just stood there with the head in my hand and started crying, my mom didn't say anything but she was smiling a bit and my great grandma asked in spanish "can i see the head?"in a shaky voice, she had a couple serious mental illnesses when she was alive so they followed here here and I said sure and she did get scared when I showed her, but then I went up to the girls parents and hugged them repeating "i'm sorry" over and over again but they were comforting me saying it was okay. then we found out that the person who created this madness was in the room with us and he told me i didn't have to kill her and i was like "WHAT. THE. HECK. WHY DIDNT U TELL ME THAT SOONER!!!" And I continued to cry but then I woke up slightly panting and touched my face to see if I was actually crying, i began typing this as soon as I woke up bc I didn't wanna forget it. It's 8:01 am dammit

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courage-a-word-of-justice · 4 years

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Stars Align 5

Geepers, I accidentally read some spoilers before watching this episode…so I realised that the person in te clubroom was Toma without his glasses, but it took me a bit to realise still.

“Makimaki”…cute.

Don’t give Maki’s father your name, Toma. Names are weapons for guys like him!

It’s ben a while since I’ve done this type of maths, although the answer appears to be correct.

Huh? The ED went straight to the teachers instead of going to Kinuyo/Ruriha/Kaori (whatever her name is)…

Oh! That heart gesture hints at the fact he has a sister (I’ve forgotten the guy’s name though) – he might’ve learnt some dance choreography from watching idols or magical girls with her. Update: That’s Shingo.

Dr Stone 19

Rule no. 2 of shonen – don’t underestimate the bishonen.

The guy who kinda looks like Kirishima with orange hair is definitely going to be important…(rule no. ???? of anime).

Ooh! The themes I thought would never came back…came back!

Some people do consider underpaying people a modern form of slavery, y’know.

Does Tsukasa always have to be called “the strongest primate”, though…? It’s a badass title, to be sure, but it certainly wouldn’t be said a lot in a normal conversation.

Judging by the flame (homura) she carries, I’d wager her name is Homu-oh, dangit. Her name really is Homura!

Senku teaches Fire Safety 101.

Ginro’s not holding his bokuto (wooden kendo practice sword) anymore…hmm.

I didn’t think Sulfuric Acid lady would be back…ever.

The funny thing is that Tsukasa seems to be a gender-neutral name, so telling the brawny men to “go suck on Mommy Tsukasa’s teat”…LOL.

Hyoga has that mask thing of his anyway, so he’s probably better off than, say, Homura.

Is that a Death Star??????!!!!

Kensaku means “search”.

Cell phone…you’d need extensive knowledge of electronics and/or IT and architecture (for the larger networks, or at least the towers) to get one running.

“…who’ll be our double agent?” – No duh. It’s either Gen (as suggested in the scene just before) or Taiju and/or Yuzuriha.

I never thought a smartphone would make me feel sad for what has gone before, but it just did when all these quotes from the past came through.

Okay, so one of the ingredients is steel (hagane).

I love how Gen gets the wine image. He’s a stage magician, so his fancy suit matches the image of a sommelier.

Byakuya seems to be the one represented in the battery image.

BnHA 67

Yay! Amajiki, my booooooooooy!

Shinchou Yuusha 6

I never thought I’d say this to my seasonal husbandos – I don’t even say this about zaShunina, the random yandere – but…Seiya, you a**hole!

Lemme guess…Seiya’s gonna use some speed seeds?

I read on Leviae’s status earlier that she has an immunity towards fire…*gulp*

A nurikabe is a wall youkai that blocks travel, while a hyosube lives in a river and eats rice plants.

What’s the age gap between Mash and Elulu? I know Mash is hot enough (in the manga) to be compltly within my range, so I’d say he’s about 16 at the youngest, but Elulu is, what, 12…? Update: There’s no real indication as to what the characters’ ages are, but Mash is lvl 16 and Elulu is lvl 8.

Ooh, this is new! Seiya’s thrown caution to the wind for once for the sake of Elulu!

No Guns Life 6

“Strong Smells” (on the can) – Yep, Olivier seems to be proving that name right.

Motor City…I didn’t really care for it at first, but now I’m starting to warm up to it.

Ooh, it seems the implication here is that Olivier inherited the title of EMS commander from her dad.

“…I’m gonna get shot!” - I guess when you’ve got a gun for a head, the assumption is you’re gonna get shot.

Armed Tokisada seems to be this world’s version of All Might…(but then is Juzo Deku? LOL.)

Iruma-kun 7

This OP is a lot more battle-oriented than I remember…

I want a GIF of sparkly Amelie, stat!

Iruma’s voice as Rin is too CUTE! LOL!

Kawaii Comics, LOL.

Ooh! I can recognise Opera by his nail polish now…! His nail polish appears to be purple today.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Opera express his own concern for Iruma until now. Maybe he’s like a surrogate mother to Iruma by now…?

They even have monsters to call out bell noises…LOL wut.

Hmm…I just realised Azz speaks to Iruma rather formally. Not just the –sama, but the keigo as well.

Azz is rather observant too…(Seriously, I swear he’s been teetering on the edge of being my husbando from this show, but since he’s so subservient, it’s a bit of a hard concept to grasp. Not to mention the guy is, what, 14…?)

Even the shadows of background characters are blue and pink…

The little arrow over Clara really sells the moment.

The bird is so cute~!

I only realised it this year, but boba is really in, all over the world, for young people. *stares at all the boba shops that have appeared around my area lately*

I think Ameri = watashi and Iruma = boku. It’s politeness all the way ‘round. I think Sabro might’ve used ore.

“Don’t let go. Desire is your life.” – Sarazanmai ad <- I think this quote is appropriate for this episode.

Oh! We see Kuromu the Akudol in the ED…I didn’t realise that. (<- knows about her due to spoilers)

Oh! I think next episode might be Clara’s seduction class! Ooh! Interesting…

Dr Stone 20

Come to the dark side, we have candy…amirite???

Dr Stone 21

The pun here is that tou is a way to pronounce “copper” and “steal”, so Chrome copped copper in the Eng subs.

Couldn’t Ginro just use the word “s***” instead? That would’ve made the pun a lot better, tbh.

Thy translated all the dialogue in the fake menus! Yay! (<- translator’s brain showing up) For instance, Senku’s attack is listed as 1 while Suika’s is 3 and Gen’s is 5…LOL. The one that really made me laugh was “Runs away the second he knows he’s at a disadvantage. You’re scum, Ginro!”

Magma wasn’t in the fake game menu…!!! (I like how Magma questioned how Senku suddenly started calling him a “friend”.)

No Guns Life 7

I feel like the length of time between distracting the guard and Tetsuro conveying his plan was a bit much, but…okay.

Shinchou Yuusha 7

LOL, Beel Bub…y’know, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies.

If Seiya were watching No Guns Life, he’d freak out…

Is that Cerceus in the back-yep, thought so!

Shinchou Yuusha 8

I almost expected Rosalie to woof…that’s how doglike she is!

Why do I get the feeling we’ll 1) find out what the Warmaster looks like next ep and 2) find out Rosalie’s armour is actually the armour Seiya’s meant to look for…? I could be wrong, but my intuition has some chance of being correct, even if I think up stuff that’s pure speculation…

Stars Align 6

Does Yonex sponsor this show, like Mikasa for Harukana Receive…?

LOL, Mitsue’s reaction.

If this were the Amazing Race, the hometown advantage would suck…but this is Hoshiai no Sora, so this could go either way.

“How to Soft Tennis” indeed…sic.

Wait, who’s Takada…? Update: She’s on the girls’ team, IIRC.

The Takenouchi/Souga pair is a bunch of trolls…LOL.

Oji seems to be the leader, full stop. Same way Katsuragi has been running things.

It’s been a few weeks since I last watched this show, but…is Oji the guy who threatened to punch them all…? He is, isn’t he…?

Stars Align 7

I feel like Mitsue’s bitterness is fuelled by personal experience in the manga field…

Well, the guy’s name isn’t Arashi (storm) for nothing! Update: The guy’s name is in katakana, which may or may not prove my point…

Arashi’s surname sounds like the Japanese word for “prince”, if you’re wondering.

I LOLled so hard at the line “Versus Arashi?” Y’see, there’s this game show with a group called Arashi. Therefore, its name is “Versus Arashi”.

I learnt most of what I know about tennis from Wii Sports, LOL.

I mentally cringed when I saw Itsuki’s burns again…

“…years and experience.” – That’s two things, Tacky!

Souya from Planet With would be in heaven here…what with all this meat.

Doesn’t “Kamuy” mean “god” in Ainu…? That Ouji, so conceited! *huffs at how arrogant the boy is*

Girls do eat like fiends…LOL.

I can’t believe 7 episodes in real life time was only a month in Stars Align time…

Yuta’s really sensitive to Toma’s mood…probably because the former likes the latter. (Yeah, I’m a derp for saying what we already know.)

Stars Align 8

I-I wanna cry…you do realise I gave up piano halfway through high school, only to become an absolute bum when I got into higher levels because I can’t use my piano lessons to demonstrate I can manage my time responsibly anymore???? I quit Chinese the same year and now it’s the one thing that’s preventing me from getting a bunch of beneficial opportunities because now there are so many Chinese people in my region! Studies are not your life! (distant crying can be heard in the background)

I kinda get where the mother’s going with this, but knowing what I know…please compromise, you two.

“The handsome half” – I wasn’t sure what that meant until I saw the image…”half” meaning ha-fu, or a person who’s half Japanese half something else. It’s like calling someone gweilow in Cantonese –it’s vaguely derogatory at the very minimum.

*Yuta’s sisters suggest clothes for him to wear* “Don’t tell mom about this.” – Oh, I have a bad feeling about this…(Then again, I got vaguely spoiled for this point by the This Week in Anime segment…that’s why I decided to watch 3 episodes in one shot.)

Maki’s shirt says “to continue”, as if it’s echoing his nonchalance. Like, “Yuta, please continue” or something like that.

To be real with you, the first resource I consulted to start thinking about the LGBTIQ+ spectrum (outside gender-bending fiction) was a book about an FtM person, so I guess I’m the most used to that sort of thing.

This is why empathy is so good, Maki.

Go, Mitsue! Be the diversion!

Who’s “Kanacat”? Kanako?...Oh, it’s Mitsue. Rigggggggggght.*facepalm*

Why do I get the feeling Mitsue wants to join the soft tennis club…?

Sakurai-sensei’s glasses are all fogged up, LOL.

Ohh (sounds down). These kiddos are soccer nuts.*grumbles about soccer nuts*

Update: To be honest with you, I’m fine with not making hard gender decisions too…Just so you know.

#simulcast commentary #Stars Align #hoshiai no sora #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #No Guns Life #mairimashita! iruma-kun #Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun #Dr Stone #Chesarka watches NGL #Chesarka watches BnHA #Chesarka watches MI-k #Chesarka watches Stars Align #chesarka watches dr stone #shinchou yuusha #kono yuusha ga ore tueee kuse ni shinchou sugiru #this hero is invincible but too cautious #the hero is overpowered but overly cautious #Chesarka watches Shinchou Yuusha

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Good morning everyone !

I apologize for my behavior last night I was coming down from a recent manic episode that lasted 3 days and then I had terrible news as the cherry on top.

- I'm fine so far

- I'm sorry for sounding guilt trippy and awful and all that 👐 jazz 👐

- I'm not homeless right now. It's complicated and I'm on thin ice and me being kicked out was surprisingly random and not even related to me. I'm still angry, but I'm trying to be more positive you know?

- I'm going to be unfollowing a lot of people!!!

Sorry. Please don't vague me or take it personally. It isn't because I don't like you. It's because I feel weird when you see my personal posts and stuff or because your online space and my online space have different purposes. I need to try and make this space as positive and happy as I can make it. That means, unfortunately, I need to block out the majority of the news on here and people who create more vent like online spaces. It isn't that I don't care!!!!!! I actually care too much and I can't help anyone and that powerlessness is honest to god pushing me to take my own life. Please please do not be hurt or offended or anything, chances are I'll even follow you back again if I'm ever ready to.

I'm sorry. I feel so guilty for unfollowing and softblocking anyone, it's always been incredibly hard for me to do. It's hard for me to admit that some of my mutuals and even friends are unintentionally contributing to my poor instability and paranoia and dangerous nihilism just by being themselves and living and sharing the news + their experiences. This hurts me so much to admit because I want to listen and help but I just can't anymore. Not right now. It's a vicious cycle of feeling like a terrible friend and feeling even worse about sharing my own hardships back to feeling like an inadequate friend.

I love you guys, I hope things get better for you. Please please dont take it personally, this is really destroying me and I had put it off because some people do take it personally if someone softblocks and unfollows.

I love you guys. Take care. I'll still be here if you NEED someone to talk to, I still consider a lot of you friends (even if some of you haven't even talked to me... which isn't a healthy mindset tbh) so if something is too tough for you and you need someone I can try to be there.

Also PLEEEASE don't be afraid to softblock and unfollow ME. I won't get into my feelings over it. I understand. If my posts and circle and space makes you uncomfortable or even just annoyed... just go for it. I'd feel a lot better if you left when you've had enough than for you to feel hurt or bothered and be bitter or unhappy.

Thank you for understanding and worrying and stuff. (and again, sorry about the scare. I haven't been in my right mind lately.)

- Eli

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randomazznews · 2 months

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Olivia Wilde

#olivia wilde #random azz news #actress

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canigetuhhhhsomenerdyshit · 6 years

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Tagged by: @this-is-mysuperwholockd-design

Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better.

Name: Zoe

Nicknames: Z

Age: 19

Gender: female

Orientation: bisexual as HELL

Favorite colour: love cool colors, esp. purple and dark blues and teals

Book recommendations: “IT” by Stephen King & the novelization of Alien: Covenant

Movie recommendations: I mean, how do I pick just a few? The Big Lebowski, Call Me By Your Name, Adventureland, Ex Machina, Creep (don’t watch if you’re easily susceptible to secondhand embarrassment though, it’s very hard to watch), The Truman Show, Penelope, Silence of the Lambs, the first How to Train Your Dragon, Baby Driver, The Girl With All The Gifts, Hairspray, Zombieland, 17 Again, Back to the Future

TV recommendations: oh, god, this is even harder than the movies! Rick and Morty (but don’t get lost in its sauce, it’s actually a good show if you’re not a whiny white boy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sense8, Black Mirror, the Office, the Great British Baking Show, the Mindy Project, Stranger Things, the X-Files, Bob’s Burgers, Broad City

Music recommendations: Sufjan Stevens, the Shins, the Be Good Tanyas, the Zolas, BORNS, alt-J, Gorillaz, Childish Gambino, Current Joys, Lou Reed, Alabama Shakes, slenderbodies, Mazzy Star, Willow, the Kills, the Black Keys, the Japanese House, Fleetwood Mac, Bonobo, Bon Iver, Current Joys

Video game recommendations: this isn’t a real category in this, but I’m too excited about them to not bring them up. The Last of Us is the best video game I have ever and will ever play, and I highly recommend you play it. Also, GTA V was a huge part of my adolescence (beating up rich people in the Hollywood Hills and then stealing their cars so I can rob their banks? yes please), and I also really enjoyed Alien: Isolation and the Outlast games.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate. Give me some sugar

Cats or dogs? I have an unfortunate allergy to cats, so I’ve never really been able to get to know one. I identify more with dogs’ energy, anyway.

Favorite meme? I’m going to say any and all of the memes related to John Mulaney because that bitch is FUNNY

I want to live long enough to witness: some semblance of equality, and SuperMega finally post their movie review series

Weird obsessions: oh, god, so many. SuperMega, Adam Driver, Shane Dawson & his group of friends, v-neck dresses, journaling, cookie dough, my growing collection of lotions & essential oils, dogs, sleeping, Peter Parker’s gen z attitude in a millennial group setting, squid & octopi & other cephalopods, Gorillaz virtual band, Casey Frey vines, Thor’s soul being the same soul as a dog

Tumblr birthday: no idea

How many sideblogs: Idk if they’re ‘sideblogs’ but I’ve had four blogs in the past few years. I ain’t saying what they’re about lmao

Random fact about me: My hair is currently a light azz blue

Goals for 2018: Pay off most of my debt, get furniture for when my current roommate moves out and takes all of hers, make new friends, travel a lot, get another tattoo, take a nap on a beach in the sun

I tag @cupkayyyke and @ptite-shit , and anybody else who would like to do this! Seriously, anybody.

#mine #personal #about me #not josh brolin

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j-flo-live-laugh-love · 6 years

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Hey ya’ll ♥️Thank you for 12k. 😭✨Essentially my primary goal for growing my following ...honestly at this point it to gain more sponsors for for competition season, to collaborate with brands, and bring more people to my site (Link in Bio) ✨For that reason I’ve been working on some content for my igtv and my feed page in general -Meal prep, fitness, Natural Hair, Poetry & Spoken word, and whatever else my random ass feel like throwing in there. I can’t narrow myself into a box so you get a little bit of everything here 🤗. For 12k here’s 12 random facts about myself: 1. I have 8 tattoos and 8 piercings ( Can you guess where?) 2. I’ve been Natural for 8 years but have shaved my head twice (fade cut) 3. My favorite song of all time is “Back That Azz Up” 🙆🏾‍♀️ 4. I love to write (Blogs, Poetry, journalism) 5. Obsessed with tacos (I’m foodie in general) 6. I have the tendency to curse like a sailor, but my vocabulary is still 🔥 because I’m an avid reader. 💁🏾‍♀️ 7. I’m pretty great at manifesting the things in life I’m truly committed to having (through prayer, mediation, and faith) 8. Born and raised in the East, residing in the West. 9. One of my favorite mantras is “Everything as it is, is how it should be , don’t stress about the now because it’s just the blue print the what’s already promised to you.” 10. I take 98% of my own pictures 🤗 (tri-pod +portrait setting=🔥) 11. I am completely comfortable in my feminine energy and sexuality 👑 12.I learned through loving myself that a lot of people don’t love themselves the same (shitty people treat people like shit as a result of their own shitty character.) If you are filled with love, you easily share it, because it comes naturally 🌻🌞 cc: @zandi2247 If you read through this entire caption, we can be friends.. people really don’t read nowadays 😩😂. Did you learn something new about me? 💁🏾‍♀️Care to know more? Ask below 🙌🏾

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heckyeahstevetrevor · 7 years

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Still giddy over Wonder Woman #25 and @pensola’s timing couldn’t be more perfect! This is her on point take on how different the New 52 and DC Rebirth takes on Wonder Woman’s story were. We’re just enjoying the WW goodness while it lasts, fam!

You know, I just realized something that really separates Azzarello and Rucka when it comes to Wonder Woman: Though I might be wrong, I assume both authors were basically told “1) Get her the HELL away from the amazons, 2) she is now biologically fathered by Zeus instead of clayed, and 3) find ways to make her appealing for more people. (probably more points, but I can’t figure out things right now). But the way they handled those demands were very different:

1) Azzarello answered the first by making the amazons murderous man-hating rapists that bullied Diana to the point that she really doesn’t care THAT much when the amazons are turned to snakes and the rest of her storyline is about her father’s family and her manazon brothers. When she “loses” her home, we are happy for her and hope she finds a better family. - Rucka answered the first by creating a story of sacrifice and honour, by making it so any amazons that leave Themyscira can never return. Diana loves her sisters and mother, but bound by honour and will to explore a bigger world (and blonde boo) makes her leave. Though changed somewhat, the story and characters still suit a modernized mixing of Marston and Perez’ origin story. When she “loses” her home, we sympathize with her and wish for her to both make the sacrifice worth it, AND find a way to return to her home.

2) Azzarello accepted Zeus’ god-sperm by making that her entire character trait and story for three years. Screw her mother and the women who raised her, her REAL family is the manazon brothers, her father’s brothers and sons and wife, and her powers are always from her father. - Rucka accepted Zeus’ god-sperm by NOT accepting it. His first issue is implying that a lot of things Azzarello wrote about was fake, without clarifying WHAT was fake. After that, he never clarifies her birth origin, leaving readers to make their own interpretations. Like how Azzarello didn’t disclaim Superman/Wonder Woman’s relationship, but just refused to ever mention it in his run.

3) Azzarello thought the best way to make Wonder Woman appealing was to not do any research on her or see what her best stories have in common. His idea of appeal was to take away the “woman” part and put in a lot of gore, apathy and masculine warrior characteristics at every turn, with a female damsel in distress (whose importance laid heavily on the (male) baby she carried because of the baby’s father). She displays a lot of faux-feminism (“Don’t slap my legs or I’ll castrate you!” “What, I didn’t do it for giggles, I put a skin-glued tracker on you!” “Oh, well then I guess you had your reasons and I will never mention how you could have put that privacy-invasive tracker ANYWHERE on my body but my legs!” /// “As goddess of love, I can say that everyone is beautiful in their own way!” *cannot count any ugly woman that was not evil in their every appearance with no redemption* /// “I don’t need your help” *actually did need his help* /// “You betrayed me!” “No I didn’t, I helped you!” “Oh, well, YOU betrayed me!” “No, I only played you to help too!”) Her iconic lasso is used as a hairtie so she can fight with a sword better, and her iconic bracelets create swords instead. Add that with Zeus’ god-sperm and her supporting cast being 70% male, anything yonic about her has been replaced by phallic. He only started to think of Diana as WONDER WOMAN and not just a random Warrior Woman OC for his Percy Jackson fanfic at the very end. - Rucka’s idea of Wondy’s relatability was having her life compared with her future love interest’s, showing that even a super-strong amazon’s life is normal. It is having her love people but not be an expert. It is being scared and brave, angry but resolute, discouraged and determined. She is a good friend and a bad friend, a good lover and a bad lover. She is a daughter and a sister. Though some of her relatebility is related to the male Steve, that is only a small part of what makes her appealing. First and foremost, because she is a GOOD PERSON. Though I don’t agree with every change he did, he obviously cared about Wondy from beginning to end.

Now, I know that it is possible Rucka got a lot of creative freedom because the editorial knows he is well-liked by the fandom and that the fandom did NOT respond well with Azz’ New 52!Wonder Woman, but I can’t help but think, barring the Superman/Wonder Woman angle, which I bet he could have pulled off anyway, Rucka was given pretty much the same limits and demands that Azzarello was given. Except Rucka actually cared about Wonder Woman enough to make a good story about HER with what he was given, instead of treating her like a side story to the gods’ play. Azzarello’s idea to do something different with Wonder Woman was to twist everything that she has been and is, in a way I don’t think they would ever do with Batman or Superman, whereas Rucka’s idea was take moments and characters that help define and appeal Wonder Woman and modernize/better them.

Just my two cents after reading Rucka’s last issue where she still couldn’t return to Themyscira (a place DC seems to HATE) and Zeus’ god-sperm was not clearly proven fake.

#submission #wonder woman #amazons #greg rucka #brian azzarello #new 52 #dc rebirth #pensola

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