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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 6 years

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Zay: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.

Lucas: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!

Zay: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

Lucas: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!

Zay: But metals can be melted by the heat of revenge!

Lucas: It’s REVENGE, and it’s best served cold!

Zay: But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!

Lucas: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!

Zay: Maybe I’ve got an extended warranty!

Lucas: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!

Farkle: [groans] Girls, girls! You’re both pretty! Can I go home now?

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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 6 years

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Zay: My favourite words are ‘cancelled’ and ‘free’

Farkle: The free pizzas were cancelled.

Zay: [serious] Don’t even joke about that.

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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 6 years

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Zay [sees a bee on Farkle’s arm]: Uh oh.

Zay [rolling up newspaper]: Farkle… stay still…

Zay [using the newspaper as a megaphone]: THERE’S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU!

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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 6 years

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Zay: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby

Farkle: What baby?

Zay: Me.

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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 6 years

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Zay: When I was born, the gods said, "he's too perfect for this world"

Farkle: Oh please, when you were born, the devil said, "oh, competition"

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girlmeetsincorrectquotes · 7 years

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Farkle: Are you... are you posing? Nobody has a camera here.

Zay: Google earth... always taking pictures

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