Pervert men of Tumblr, this post is for you! ⊂(・﹏・⊂)
I hope y'all d** and slowly rot in the deepest, most sadistic smelly burning parts of hell while getting a generous golden shower from Chris chan, mwah
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you guys are all telling me to do pandemonium but to do pandaemonium i need to actually get good gear.... which looks like its going to be so much more effort than it has been to gear up every other time i've reached an expansion level cap point.... also do i need to actually learn how materia works
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Finally going into my ao3 books and getting rid of the "plus size reader I guess it's up to you" type tags because fuck that. I did it before cuz i was worried about "excluding" people but oh well, fat people deserve things specifically made for them! Every entry is getting the plus size reader tag!!!
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there’s a really big issue with tumblr making POC feedee content labeled as mature and it’s kinda gross so hey @staff could you either stop being racist or have the same rules for everyone thanks.
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Light and L as things SuperMega has done/said #10
*playing Mario Kart 8*
L: Donkey Kong just dabbed are you fucking kidding me
Light: he- he dabs
L: wHY NINTENDO
Light: I don’t know
L: I just lost a significant amount of respect for you Nintendo
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Dance dance like you never had the chance
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saw a fat scorpion on the ground smashed it but now my paranoid
god. fuck scorpions
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im back yall, hope you didnt miss me too much
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did mogami exorcise his mother?
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ooc;; i’m sure i said this once, but nandor thinks terribly of those vampires that decide to feed from animals instead of humans, because 1. they’re animals! innocent adorable creatures. 2. want to feed? that’s why the humans are there!
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
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have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit
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sometimes when I can't articulate how I feel, creating art comes to the rescue.
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Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol
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a "fun fact" i read as a child is that pure honey never spoils, to the point where honey from ancient egyptian tombs was found to still be edible
i used to think about this, and imagine a poor intern who was strong-armed into putting in their one human mouth something was made literally thousands of years ago, just to make sure it could be safely eaten
but having since met scientists and having learned what freaks they are, if they did put this to the test, i am VERY confident that every single archaeologist in the room was duking it out over who got the honor of putting their tongue on that mummy's dusty old bee goo.
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