Ewan has been stepping up as co-host while this is going on (/pos)
He has been staying up late singing along to Taylor Swift and Disney theme songs (/neg)
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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
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doom yourself before the narrative does
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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’
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ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....
also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.
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tumblr tuesday: "hi"
Good day to everyone whose heads and hearts haven't left the Truham-Higgs vicinity since Thursday. Season 2 has us all in a tizzy, and luckily, the fandom's artists are right there with us.
(This is another one that goes out to everyone who has seen the second season. SPOILERS AHEAD. MILD BUT STILL SPOILERY. PLEASE BE WARNED.)
@sleepyraywrites:
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all my life, i've endeavored to serve both my house and the realm. and somehow none of it matters.
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Alice Notley, "The Poetry of Everyday Life" (1988)
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pathetic gwen this, wet cat colin that. no one is talking about how pathetic and cringefail alice is. girlypop shows the tiniest amount of vulnerability and immediately covers it up with the most obnoxious joke she could come up with.
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We're not too sure why, but Eli's been away from front most of the day, and has only been semi-verbal whenever they have been near
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sam: my top surgery went really well
alice: that’s great! my bottom surgery is next week
both: i can’t believe we’re both OIAR employees and trans!
colin: the computers are listening to us.
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Forget "Mr. Bonzo's On His Way," my favorite tune in The Magnus Protocol is Sam playing Alice like a fiddle on repeat.
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Alice doodle :)
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