#posting this on facebook was hilarious
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The more I see my media telling me to mourn, the angrier I get.
I never knew this woman. The only personal impact she had on my life was when one of her relatives died or married, I would get a day off school. I never knew Elizabeth, I knew the Queen. The Queen who wore a crown coated in diamonds stolen from other countries, a crown drenched in the blood her family collected over lifetimes of imperialism.
I should not be told to mourn a 96 year old woman who lived a life of obsene wealth and experience and died surrounded by loved ones, aided by the best healthcare in the world.
The crown disgusts me and anyone who wears it is not someone I mourn. The Queen and her family earnt none of their influence, they earnt none of my respect, and I do not mourn them
#queen elizabeth ii#tw death#tw blood#united kingdom#monarchy#king charles iii#art#the fact the media is already calling charles king angers and disgusts me in a way i didn't expect#this system doesn't deserve to continue#posting this on facebook was hilarious#scrolling past the memorials and new cover pictures dedicated to the queen only to have this
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AT WEREWOLF SPEED
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I never remember anything that Facebook Memories shows me, but my grandma's comment on this one is great.
For context, there is a 0% chance she knows who Rhett and Link are.
#rhett and link#this is hilarious#my Grandma comments on a lot of Facebook posts where she doesn't need to be
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i am literally so hungry and yet i am like paralyzed in my seat. why can't i get up and go get food. why am i just sitting here while my stomach wallows in agony. i feel ill. jay be normal
#qktalks#be normal.#me when i can't take care of myself ??? girl just get up and go nothing is stopping u (it feels like the world is stopping me)#anyway sorry this started off as a weird vent post or whatever. u guys know what i miss? animal jam#i miss that game so much#i also played a lot of happy pets on facebook when i was little i've been genuinely considering making a new facebook just to play it again#but is it worth it. no. no is the answer to that#i remember when i played animal jam back when i was little and i finally got that one headdress accessory that was the craze back then#and my best friend at the time got so jealous abt it that they hacked into my account while i was asleep and traded it w their own account#and the next day i was like ''where did all my stuff go'' and they were like ''haha idk'' while wearing my fucking outfit#honestly that's rly hilarious. the fucking audacity#little me wasn't ballsy enough to go ''uhm i think the fuck not'' i was like just ''oh ......... okay :(''#but u bet ur ass if i was as confident back then as i am now ? i woulda maimed them#yes <3 over a video game. that's what kids do didn't u know <3#god i do miss happy pets tho#that game was so fun and silly. i deleted my facebook tho all my houses upon houses of pets r gone#u could have glowing tigers!!!!!#JUST GOOGLED HAPPY PETS THE GAME GOT SHUT DOWN . OHTHIS IS HORRIBLE#will be mourning this game all night. will be crying in the shower over it#<- acting like she's not in a depressive spiral and will absolutely NOT be showering#im holding a roblox funeral for happy pets who wants to join [has never once played roblox]#anyway weird topic-less rant over goodnight <3 to all my new followers yes i am slightly strange
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It's growing up so fast. I honestly might throw it in the show ring and see what happens.
#wonder baby#it's absolutely hilarious to me that every time i post her in a certain Facebook group#i always get at least one person asking where she's from/who her breeder is#brings me great joy to say I bred her
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Jesus scares
JESUS CARES
Boo, LOL.
Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!
Via
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family going wild bc one of my cousins got engaged to a dude literally named christian 💀💀💀
#muzzie family drama he’s white too btw i wanna know the whole drama but#her parents cut off everyone in the family so this is like 3rd hand info#also it’s always the ones who move to like europe/the west as adults that end up wilding and doing the most like this LOL#personally i could not give less of a shit btw i just think it’s hilarious to post ur white dude on facebook would keep it to myself#personally
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Hayden: reading random shit on Facebook
Hayden: sees a post on how to say I love you in Spanish
Hayden: Hey, Cody!
Cody: Huh?
Hayden: Quiero comer tu culo!
Cody:
Cody:
Cody: Shit all you gotta do is ask.
Hayden: ????
#yes I saw this on Facebook#yes I think I’m hilarious#incorrect quotes#hayden voss#Cody Rogers#my post
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#dank memes#funny memes#silly meme#lol memes#funny post#lol#haha#hahaa#jokes#facebook#mother#mothers day#hehe#facebook page#hilarious#humorous
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Quick somebody add all the verses where the god of the old testament kills a baby
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i log onto facebook
1st post is a terf meme from a group where we make fun of them. it's shit and we laugh at it, but it was made and shared by people who truly believe all that it says.
2nd post is discourse about the new HP video game. people talk about pirating it to play it. people say it's not a bad thing to buy it. people laugh at my comment saying you shouldn't do either. people intentionally brag about preordering it to get a rise out of others. people bend over backwards to explain how they're still allies even though they bought it.
3rd post is a trans woman in my friends list posting about how she just took a bunch of pills to end her life, thanking her family and friends for supporting her, and pointing to the transphobic harassment she faces as the cause.
4th post is more people wanting to buy the game.
#suicide cw#her family's managed to get her help in time and she's been in a hospital since#but like... does anybody fucking give a shit that this is what we face#does anybody outside of our community give a single fucking crap that we are fucking dying and under constant attack#does anybody give a fuck that this very notion is one some people find HILARIOUS#this woman i'm talking about has entire facebook groups with thousands of members dedicated to mocking Her specifically#because she's open about who she is. because she doesn't hide. because she participates in other groups and pages and is visible.#freaks call her ''the pink thing'' because of her hair. she receives threats and mockery in DMs. they screenshot her posts to laugh at it#THOUSANDS. of members.#does anybody give a fucking shit#people don't even give enough of a shit to stay away from One video game in a sea of millions of alternatives#when is anybody going to genuinely fucking care and care enough to ACT#this can't keep being our normal
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The first rock 'n roll song ever recorded (according to the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame) was "Rocket 88" by Jackie Brenston and the Delta Cats in 1951. Bob Seger's hit single "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" was recorded in 1979, when the oldest qualifying records described by the song would have been 29 years old.
At 43, "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" is over a decade older in 2022 than the oldest rock 'n roll was at the time the song was written. Thus making "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" old time rock 'n roll.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
#bob seger#jackie brensron#old time rock and roll#rock n roll#ted talks#when i posted this on Facebook last year i got 2 likes#but i thought it was pretty clever#alone in my principles#hilarious in my head#i will die on this hill#i will die mad about this
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Tumblr’s Core Prodct Stratgy
Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on trying to keep our sinking ship afloat for as long as possible. This means desperately trying to copy every new fly-by-night social media app that some multi-billionaire sh*t out during their daily Peloton routine. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. If you find the things we say here worrisome, please understand that is our exact intention. You've outgrown our target demographic. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
The Diagnosis
It's lookin' pretty bad y'all!
After somehow losing hundreds of thousands of users during the great pr0n purge of 2018, we started to wonder if anything could be done to get back to where we were. We even brought in a management consultant who charged us a ridiculous amount of money. It would make you sick if you knew how much, but we got a few nice meals out of it at least. Anyhow, we handed this guy the app, and HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT! It was f*cking hilarious! But suddenly it all clicked -- our users are a bunch of stupid idiots who can't even do basic arithmetic. I mean, they spend all day looking at their phones, so what do you expect?
Tumblr’s best feature is its unique content and vibrant communities. But who cares, right? We're just as happy getting traffic from people sh*t-posting memes, vague-booking, giving out-of-context hot takes to news events, and spewing whatever random thought is in their head at the moment. Plus that stuff doesn't p*ss off Apple.
To keep this thing going we need new people. And by "people" we mean teenagers, like we used to have back in the good ol' days. Unfortunately we're all in our 40s now, so we have no idea what they want. But teenagers are so cool! Imagine if they talked to us like we're one of them? We're getting hard just thinking about it.
Our Guidng Principls
To make Tumblr cool again, we must address these huge glaring issues.
People can look at a blog without logging in. How is that fair to all the poor schlubs who had to fill out forms to get an account? Also we haven't figured out a way to force ads onto the personalized pages yet. But we swear that's not the main reason.
People can see content they are looking for or linked to. People can keep up with blogs they follow. But the problem with this is, people don't know what they want. We know what they want! We're smart. We wrote this damn site, remember?
Promote posts that incite pointless conversations. Posts that are guaranteed to bait every troll into responding. Isn't that why all your Magat relatives love Facebook so much? We can do that!
P*ss off your content creators in every way possible (see #2).
Create algorithms that throw an unending barrage of irrelevant content in your face. Have you seen Instagram lately? We could do that so easy!!!
The app is slow. The website is slow. Obviously this is because of GIFs. Facebook and Instagram don't allow them, so why should we?
Conclusion
Our mission changes on a day-to-day basis. Right now we're super jealous of all the attention that new Threads thing is getting. We're still not sure what it is, but we're gonna download it after work.
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Corroded coffin, 80s and 90s metal legend band is seeing a wild resurgence of popularity due to a tik tok trend/ a song of theirs being in a movie/ etc.
This means young people are obsessed with Eddie again. Young people, his og fans. His name is trending on Twitter again. Steve is so happy for him.
One tweet, had 4 photos of Steve and Eddie. One old photo Steve had posted for their 35 year (who could believe that!) anniversary on Facebook of the two of them back in ‘86, one of them in ‘95 from the Grammys, one of them from ‘11 from their wedding, and one of them from a few weeks ago from robins Instagram which Eddie had shared to his story.
The caption reads “who was going to tell me that THIS is who EDDIE MUNSON is married to? He’s literally JUST SOME GUY oh my god this is hilarious this dude could be my English teacher how the fuck did these two even meet” and Eddie thinks it’s so funny, so he retweets it with the caption “high school sweethearts-ish. He’s a social worker BTW, close enough :)”
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