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useless-englandfacts · 5 months
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What about the talking bears you can find at any good pride parade
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joelsgreys · 5 months
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safe and sound
Post Outbreak! Joel Miller x Female Reader
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summary: Your daughter has a nightmare—her daddy makes it all better.
warnings/tags: 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI. set in Jackson. slight canon age deviations (Joel is 56, Ellie is 17) READER’S AGE IS NOT SPECIFIED. she’s a child bearing adult woman so do with that information what you will. established relationship, reader and Joel have a toddler (her age is not specified in fic but she’s 3 ish years old), reader has NO PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION and neither does their child except she has Joel’s eyes and his dark curls, no mentions of her skintone. Joel and Ellie are fine bc he deserves it, Joel’s an overprotective girl dad, reader is the chill parent. implications of a toddler being told about clickers, bad dreams, almost smut, Joel and reader get cockblocked, SOFT Joel who comforts his babygirl, mention of Sarah towards the end. very minimal editing.
word count: 2.3k
a/n: listen, i love me some daddy joel but tonight i needed a bit of actual daddy joel. this was whipped up last minute bc i haven’t had the best weekend and needed some comfort. also i didn’t have the mental capacity or energy to come up with a moodboard, so gif it is.
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Joel looks down at the old, worn book in his hand.
Winnie the Pooh.
He never would have imagined it. This.
Reading a bedtime story to a toddler. His toddler.
He’s in his fifties—he shouldn’t have a toddler.
He shouldn’t have a teenager, either.
Yet, he has both.
The toddler has his blood, the teenager doesn’t.
But that doesn’t matter to him.
Joel still considers her to be his own kid.
Only, she’s not a kid anymore, not really.
She’s seventeen now. She doesn’t need him much anymore, not the way that his toddler needs him.
“Ellie’s not coming home tonight,” you’d said from where you stood at the stove, stirring in chunks of potato and chopped carrots into the pot of stew in front of you. “There’s a birthday party down at the bar. She’s going with Dina and Jesse.” You can feel the look of disapproval on his face and add, “I said she could go, Joel. She asked me permission.”
“She didn’t ask me,” he’d gruffed. He looked down at the little girl sitting in his lap, scribbling away on an old state map. He had given it to her along with the pack of crayons he’d found during patrol when his group stumbled across a schoolhouse. Though crumbling on the outside, the inside had remained untouched throughout the last two decades—little coats hanging over the back of little chairs, papers scattered all over little desks, little lunch boxes still stored in their cubbies at the back of the room. He instructed the group to search for anything useful, anything that Jackson’s teachers could use for the children in their classrooms. Joel knew that taking without trading was against the rules, but that did nothing to stop him from secretly slipping the box of crayons into his jacket pocket when no one had been looking.
His daughter’s squeals of delight when he’d gifted them to her had been well worth the theft.
“Because she knew you’d say no to her.”
“I would have. Kid’s got no business going to a bar at her age. She’s fuckin’ seventeen years ol—”
The little girl had gasped and stopped coloring.
“Daddy said a bad word.”
You’d turned around and glared at him. “He did.”
She looked up at him with her wide, brown eyes.
Those she’d gotten from him. His dark curls too.
Everything else?
Her smile, her nose, her softness?
That was all you.
“M’sorry, babygirl,” he apologized, sheepishly.
“S’okay, daddy.”
And back to coloring she went.
“Joel, let’s face it. Ellie’s growing up. She’s turning eighteen in a few months and truth is, she has one foot out the door.” Crossing your arms, you leaned back against the counter. “She was telling me how she wants to turn the garage into her own space.”
“There a reason she ain’t talkin’ to me ‘bout this?”
You’d smiled wistfully at him.
“Because she knows this is hard for you, Joel.”
It is hard. Because even though she isn’t his, she’s his and he’s afraid to lose her somehow.
Joel manages to snap himself out of his thoughts.
Rosemary’s now fast asleep, her well loved stuffed bunny rabbit wrapped in her arms. She’s a handful for him during bedtime—she has too much energy and most nights, you have to step in and help him. But tonight, after her bath, he had warmed a glass of milk for her to drink and it seemed to have done the trick because within minutes of him reading to her, her eyes fluttered closed.
Joel sets the book down and leans over to brush a kiss onto her cheek, quietly whispering goodnight. “Sweet dreams, babygirl.”
He switches off the lamp on the bedside table and steps out of his child’s bedroom, being careful not to wake her as he closes the door behind him.
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“I still can’t believe she fell asleep within minutes,” you say, staring at him in utter disbelief. “How?”
“Gave her a glass of warm milk before I tucked her into bed,” Joel explains, tugging on a pair of faded black sweatpants. He peels off his shirt and tosses it onto the floor before climbing into bed. “Worked like a fuckin’ charm. She’s out like a damn light.”
You set your book down and raise an eyebrow.
“Joel, I brushed her teeth before her bath.”
“I brushed them again after she drank it, darlin’.”
He outstretches his arm, beckoning for you.
Grinning, you scoot closer to him, draping an arm over his bare chest. “It’s only nine,” you tell him. “I have no idea what we’re going to do with all of this free time we have. Rosemary’s asleep, Ellie’s gone for the night.” You slowly drag your hand down his chest and over his stomach, a finger skimming the waistband of his sweatpants. You hear the way his breath catches in his throat and tease, “I guess we can actually get some good sleep for once, huh?”
Groaning, Joel rolls over and pins you down to the bed as he positions himself on top of you, his eyes glazed over with lust. “We can sleep,” he murmurs as his mouth hovers over yours. He reaches for the buttons of his flannel you’re wearing and begins to single-handedly pop them open only to find you’re not wearing anything underneath. He groans once more. “Or I can make you feel good. S’your choice, baby.”
You gasp as he nips at your chin and starts trailing his lips lower, peppering kisses down the length of your body. Heat blossoms in your lower belly as he settles himself between your thighs. Hooking both arms around them, he nibbles at the soft spot that is right below your navel, the spot you hate, but he adores. Having a child had changed your body and while you two seldom had time to yourselves to do anything of this nature, when you did find time, he never failed to make you feel like you were still just as beautiful to him, if not a thousand times more.
“Fuck,” you whimper. “Please, Joel.”
“Please what, sweetheart? What do you want?”
His voice is low, husky.
Your hands reach down and tangle in his curls.
“Your mouth, Joel. Please. I need your—”
The sound of a teeny knock at the door makes you both freeze on the spot.
“You heard that, right?” you ask him breathlessly.
There’s a second teeny knock.
It’s then followed by an even teenier voice.
“Mommy? Daddy?”
“Fuck,” Joel hisses, scrambling off the bed. “What the hell is she doin’ out of bed?” Picking his t-shirt up from the floor, he quickly throws it on, ignoring that he’d put it on inside out. Watching you as you fumble to button his flannel, he calls, “Just give us one second babygirl, alright? We’ll be right there.”
“I’m decent,” you tell him, getting the last button.
Nodding, Joel opens the bedroom door. His knees protest when he squats down, lowering himself so that he can meet Rosemary’s tearful gaze.
“S’matter, Rosie Posie?” he asks her in a soft voice that he reserves for his girls. “What happened?”
She sniffles. “I—I had a bad dream, daddy.”
You sit on the side of bed and wait patiently.
Joel has it handled. He always has it handled.
He never stopped knowing how to be a father.
“You had a bad dream?” he repeats, frowning.
Rosemary nods, clutching her rabbit to her chest.
A single tear slips down the side of her little face.
Joel reaches out, gingerly wiping it with his finger.
“M’sorry it scared you, babygirl. Tell you what, just for tonight, how about you sleep with me and your mama in our bed? That sound good?” With a small labored grunt, he scoops her into his arms. She is getting heavier and you often tell him it’s not good for his back—he can’t care less. He’ll keep picking her up until the moment his little girl decides she’s a big girl and doesn’t want him to pick her up. Joel carries her over to the bed and sits her on your lap and reminds her, “But this is just for tonight, Rosie Posie. Tomorrow night you’re back in your own big girl bed, alright?”
“Okay,” she nods again and leans against you, tiny shoulders slumping.
“Rosie? What was your dream about?” you ask her gently, wrapping your arms around her. She hardly ever has nightmares—she’s too young to know the world outside the commune’s walls, smart but still too little to understand why she cannot go outside the gates. “What did you dream about, honey?”
She hesitates, then answers, “Monsters.”
“Monsters?” Perplexed, you glance at Joel.
He seems to be just as confused as you are.
“Who did you hear that word from, babygirl?”
“Robbie.”
Your neighbor’s unruly, troublemaker son.
Joel’s jaw clenches slightly. “Thought I told you he ain’t allowed to be around her. The kid is nine, ain’t got no business bein’ around Rosemary. Little brat ain’t nothin’ but a bad influence. He’s always up to no good.” He shakes his head at you. “Said I didn’t want that boy anywhere near our daughter.”
“The kids were out playing in the snow today,” you remember. “He must have been there too. It’s kind of hard to tell who is who when they’re all bundled up and flinging snowballs at each other, Joel.” You shoot him an apologetic look. “Rosie was having a blast playing with everybody—I’m sorry. I suppose I should’ve paid more attention to who was around her.”
He bites back a sigh. He knows it’s not your fault.
Rosie’s too good of a girl, too pure and innocent to know that not everybody is her friend.
“Rosie, what did Robbie say to you?”
Again, the child hesitates.
“He said—he said monsters live outside. They bite people and turn them into monsters too. He said it happened to his daddy.” Rosemary’s eyes flit from you to Joel. “He said it would happen to you, too.”
Your eyes widen in shock. “He said that to you?”
Hands curling into fists, Joel reminds himself now isn’t the time to let his anger take over. “S’not true at all, babygirl.” He reaches over and slides her out of your lap and onto his. Like you, he wants to lie—tell her those monsters she was told about are not real, that they don’t exist. But they do exist and as much as he wishes he could keep her from finding out about all that lies beyond Jackson’s walls, Joel knows that one day, she will. “Listen to me. M’real sorry to hear ‘bout Robbie’s daddy, baby. But I can promise you, that ain’t gonna happen to me.”
She points a chubby finger at you.
“What about mommy?”
“Ain’t gonna happen to her either.”
Rosemary drops her hand, fear clear in her tone as she asks the both of you, “What about me?”
“Of course not,” you say, smoothing back her dark curls. “You’re safe here, honey. As safe as can be.”
Joel nods. “Your mama’s right, darlin’. You’re safe,” he reassured her. “You’re safe and sound.”
“I am?”
He gives her body a warm, gentle squeeze. “Mhm. Always will be. Y’know how I know that, babygirl?”
“How?”
“‘Cause. As long as daddy’s around, he will always protect you,” he promises her. “He’ll never, ever let anythin’ bad happen to you, Rosie. I swear it.” Joel kisses the top of her head, his gaze meeting yours. He murmurs his oath quietly, “On my life.”
Flashing him a small, grateful smile, you reach out and touch his forearm and he places his hand over your own.
“And mommy too?” Rosemary questions him.
“And mommy too.”
“And Ellie?”
“And Ellie,” he nods, firmly. “M’always gonna keep my girls safe. S’long as I’m around, you’re all safe.”
Rosie tiredly snuggles into his chest, yawning.
“What about you, daddy?”
“Huh?”
You squeeze his arm. “Think she’s asking you who is supposed to keep you safe, Joel.”
The little girl nods sleepily. “Yeah. Who?”
“Well.” Joel’s throat bobs nervously. He knows the moment he says what he’s about to say, there’s no going back. Not that he never planned to tell Rosie about her sister, but he’d always imagined doing it when she was older and understood death. “I—uh, I have an angel in the clouds who looks out for me. She watches over me, keeps me safe and sound.”
Rosemary’s curiosity is all that is keeping her from completely passing out in his arms.
“Really? You have an angel?”
Your heart squeezes tightly in your chest. “Joel—”
He lightly shakes his head.
“S’fine sweetheart. I don’t mind tellin’ her.”
Rosie’s fighting to stay awake just a little longer.
“Daddy? What’s your angel’s name?”
Joel answers in the steadiest voice he can muster.
“Her name was—her name is Sarah.”
“Sarah,” she mumbles, her eyes closing. “S’pretty. Your angel has a really pretty name.”
“The prettiest name,” you agree, softly.
Rosie yawns again. “Daddy?”
“What is it, babygirl?”
“Will you tell me stories about Sarah? Please?”
Joel chuckles, rubbing her back. “I sure will. I have plenty of them to tell, Rosie Posie. But not tonight. I’ll save them for tomorrow ni—”
You cut him off. “Joel?”
“Yeah?”
“She’s out cold.”
He glances down and sure enough, she’s asleep.
Moments later, the three of you are in bed. Rosie’s in the middle, curled up against Joel’s chest—your chest is pressed against her back but you’re being careful not to sandwich her in too tight in between your bodies.
In a beam of silvery moonlight shining through the bedroom window, you meet Joel’s gaze.
“Thank you,” you whisper.
He chuckles. “For what? Doin’ my job and soothin’ our daughter after a bad dream?”
You smile at him.
“For being so good to her. To me and Ellie.” Lifting a hand, you reach over and cup the side of his face in your palm. “You’re so good to all three of us and I can’t even imagine what we’d do without you.”
Joel turns his face, brushing a kiss into your hand.
“I mean it,” he says, quietly. “S’long as I’m around, you girls will always be safe and sound.”
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slvttyplum · 5 months
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✧˖° birthday sex | satoru gojo
synopsis: you surprise satoru with a party but he wants something else
contents: lowercase spelling, smut.
happy birthday to MY pooh bear 𐐪𐑂
today was the day you were waiting and planning for, satoru’s birthday.
you know how guys say “oh no i don’t want anything big for my birthday.”? well not satoru, he loved his birthday, and that was any and every excuse to go big.
a grown ass man celebrating his birthday? who would’ve thought.
this year you decided to invite all of his friends and decorate the house to the brim. lights, candy, cake, pictures of his face, party hats, balloons, glitter, the whole 10 miles.
you were ecstatic, a full smile coating your face, you were even wearing the outfit he loved .
everyone arrived except for satoru, because this was indeed a surprise party.
you hear rattling at the door and start flaing your arms around signaling for everyone to hide.
you quickly run behind the couch where two people are. the door quietly squeaks open and you peek around the couch to take a look.
you hold out your arm signaling for no one to move or say anything. his head is looking around and his face is scrunched up with that cute little pout.
“babe?” he yells out, sliding his wallet out his pocket tossing it on the couch. you muffle a giggle and slide your body to make sure he doesn’t see you.
“where the fuck are they? babe!” he calls out again flopping on the couch. you smile taking your hand reaching it out and moving your fingers tickling him.
“AHHHH FUCK!” he yells jumping out the seat, you crawl out your spot flaing your hands and the others do the same.
“SURPRISE!” you all shout in unison, his head turns and looks at everyone, a smile forming on his lips.
his hand comes up to his heart and he looks over to you spreading his arms out running to you lifting you up from the floor squeezing you.
“happy birthday!” you say, your arms wrapping around his waist. he kisses your cheek your cheek repeatedly then your ear leaning really close.
“i see you’re wearing that dress. hope you have enough energy tonight.” he kisses your ear again and you shriek from surprise, not from the kiss but from his words.
he takes his hands off and slips it over your shoulders, you slip your arm over his waist and look towards everyone, all the beautiful faces that decided to show up for him.
“thank you all for coming, i’m so happy and i’m sure satoru is as well. stuff your faces and have fun.” everyone laughs and disperse into the cojoint kitchen, connecting the living room and kitchen.
satoru looks at you smiling, “let’s go to the room, i have something to tell you.”
you smile and your face lights up, that’s when you can give him his gift, before everyone else.
you nod and he takes his hand sliding it down your back and taking your hand, he grips it and you both walk up the steps.
he walks in first and he laughs when he sees the set up. balloons and glitter everywhere with candles lit, the smell of vanilla filling the air.
“awe you went all out for little ole me?” you walk in and he leans in closing and locking the door, you smile your cheeks flushing with warmth.
“of course. you’re getting old, didn’t want you to die before i had the chance to show out.” he laughs sitting on the edge of the bed still holding your hand.
“you’re totally right. birthday kiss?” you nod walking in between his legs sitting on his thigh. he looks in your eye, one hand around your waist and the other snaking between your thighs.
you lean down planting a kiss on his lips, then another, and then a full on kiss. his tongue swiped over your bottom lip and you hesitated for a moment to let him in, it’s just a kiss, why not?
his hands get deeper between your thighs and you try to clench him but he pushes your thigh out.
the room is silent, nothing but the wet sounds between you two. you try to lean out of the kiss but he’s moving into you.
his fingers move to the side of your thigh to hook his finger to move your panties to the side, you place your hand on his wrist but he doesn’t budge.
“just be a good girl and give me what i want tonight, yeah?” your panties are slid over and he slowly runs his finger over your slit then slowly inside of you.
you let out a tiny moan and he smirks as he moves his kiss down to your neck licking and sucking on you.
you try to clench your thighs again and satoru takes his foot pushing yours out causing your legs to spread open even more.
now wasn’t the time to get nasty, and he knew that, that’s why he was trying to keep you from getting up.
his lips traveled from your jaw to your collarbone to your chest, his soft lips sent shiver down your spine.
you put your hand on his shoulder for support as he pushes his finger in and out of you, he looked up at you with those piercing blue eyes.
“you know you can moan right? i don’t bite.” you roll your eyes at that statement, a knot quickly forming in your lower stomach.
were you really about to cum that fast?
you clench your thighs again this time with success, “if we’re going to do this at least put your dick in.”
a smirk forming on his lips again, he quickly slid out his finger and unbuckled his belt, unzipping and pulling out his dick.
he put both his hands on your waist lifting you up, you put your knees on both sides of him as he slowly pushed you down on his length.
your hands come up to his face cupping his cheeks placing a kiss on his lips.
his length is fully inside you and he’s slowly bringing his hips up and down, this position made you cum fast every time.
the way the tip of his dick pressed on the sweet spot with every thrust, and the veins sliding across your pulsing walls.
you drop your head down on his shoulder as you feel the pressure getting tighter and another knot forming in your stomach.
“tell the birthday boy how much you love him.” he whispers into your ear, you smile into his shoulder, another thrust knocking that smile off your face.
“m… i love you.” you moan out quickly, trying hard not to make a lot of noise. his hands grip your waist tighter, his hips coming up harder.
this time his tip pressed down on your sweet spot for a few seconds, you could feel his dick pulsing against your tight walls.
your eyes widen when you realize he might be close, satoru kisses your neck sliding a hand down to grip your ass.
“if you don’t want me to cum inside, you have to do better than that.” he holds his hand up then back down, a hard smack coming down on your ass.
you sigh trying not to moan, your cunt getting tighter around him, you pull your head up looking at him.
“i love you… so much.” you say as he rams into you again, his dick is twitching and you can feel it pulse.
he quickly takes both his hand lifting you off of him releasing. you thank yourself for not finishing, you didn’t feel like walking around all night with cum inside you or taking the risk of knowing if you were going to squirt or not.
“awe birthday boy couldn’t make me cum.” you say pulling your panties back into position,
satoru smiles fixing himself up and standing.
“don’t even joke like that.” you both burst out laughing and he throws an arm around you, placing a kiss on your head.
“i’ll make you cum over and over again tonight.” he says opening the door, the smell of cookies filling his nose.
“woah… but before that, let’s eat.” you cling onto his shirt walking with him downstairs.
happy birthday satoru.
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ted lasso 3.04 thoughts, mostly ted/rebecca related because i’m predictable:
they had scenes! sceneS!!!!! what is this, the year 2020?????? and they were both so fun!
i know i was really obsessing over the 1.04/2.04/3.04 parallel potential, and i feel like we got a spiritual successor to those first two episodes in the “am i a mess?” / “of course you are, that’s why we get along.” exchange. because that’s it!!!!!!
this is such a dorky takeaway, but after that scene with sassy at the beginning, i’m really like, “awwwww, rebecca really likes ted!!!!!!!” rebecca smiled at his “progmess” pun after sassy was like “puns = NO” and no one can take that away from me!
also, i feel like ted definitely asked sassy out to try to sort of “catch up” with michelle and the progress she’s made since they split. i really hope sassy’s fwb stance sticks (and hey, if they want to be f w/o b, that works for me too!), because i watch this show with a deranged and myopic agenda called tedbeccaism.
oklahoma! OKLAHOMA!!!!!! you know i wasn’t ready for that level of fanfic-attention-to-detail-level callback and then all of a sudden she just SAID IT! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! rebecca still thinking about a conversation these guys had over a year ago!
the energy of this scene -- like, obviously i’m super biased, but it felt very light and fond and lovely, with the lighting and the feels-y background music -- makes me feel like where we’re going is: at this point they both genuinely have no idea that they could ever have romantic feelings for each other, but the show is starting to be like “hint hint” and the epiphany’s gonna hit when they least expect it.⚡
rebecca manically hyping up ted and ted being the one that’s like “okay, crazy” for once was very delightful to behold. also, sometimes one simply likes to watch her manhandle him a little. (this is TWO episodes in a ROW with PHYSICAL CONTACT after the long, long drought??? whoa now. what’s going on!)
i loved all the rebecca + rupert + bex stuff!! rebecca and bex clearly having a good vibe between them! rebecca telling rupert to quit messing around!!! EPIC!
nate is breaking my heart! i didn’t expect him to already be so ... nate again, with his evil-and-thriving veneer pretty absent, and i really like this writing choice. him missing his chance for a makeup handshake with ted because of RUPERT. :’( i also really like that ted is sticking to his guns re: not being mad at nate. and both nate and ted having little figures of each other and being emotional about it!
rupert giving nate the full relationship-with-a-narcissist treatment = :( :( :(. it’s so harrowing to watch.
are keeley and gladys from bomb girls going to be a THING??? or am i just reading sapphic subtext into every interaction with a new woman that keeley has?
mary from ghosts being smitten with rebecca is the most real.
why are jamie and roy acting so shippable this season? what’s--what’s up with that? whatever it is, it’s a delight. also, jamie canonically a pooh bear style sleeper.
ted told michelle the truth!!!!!!! progress from the prog-mess!!!!!!! bless u, sir.
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boopshoops · 29 days
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Hey Shoopy! I have a message from Piper for you and the twins!
*unfolds a piece of paper and clears throat dramatically before reading it*
“Dear Shoopy,
I have heard from Stephie that you have given so much support to her, me, and all of her other characters! She has shown me the likes and comments that you give and they never fail to land a smile on my face! For that, I would love to give my thanks and appreciation!
I offer hugs to you and your characters if you are ok with hugs! I also offer hugs from Pooh bear as well!
Gentle now, I’m not too comfortable with squeeze hugs! But take as many as you want! I’m in no hurry right now until Steph creates the next chapter of my story!
Thank you again for all the support! You are a very lovely person and I know Stephie believes that too!
I can’t wait to meet you and the twins! I heard they are… quite lovely when you get to know them, and I would certainly love to!
You have a lovely evening and I hope to see you soon!
Love,
Piper Finch 🍯🌳”
AAAAIFJCNDIDJDJF... AUUU.... MY HEART. WTH.
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PIPER U SWEET BB AAARGH
OFC I'LL HUG HER 💕💕💕💕💕 THIS IS SOSOSOSO NICEEE RAAAA
There's much more support for u to come as well!! >:)
"Dear Piper,
My, how darling! Of course, I've seen the support your Stephie has offered in return as well. I am eternally grateful! ❤️ Anything for an adoring fan, it is lovely to hear from you.
I'll admit, I'm not big on hugs for the most part, but I'll gladly offer you a pat on the back. The gesture is very much appreciated! 💕❤️ Thank you!
I am looking forward to meeting you as well, though I'm not sure what you mean by "lovely when you get to know them," as I'll gladly showcase that I'm lovely all around!
Let's have a nice, long chat once we meet! I would love to learn more about you.
Sincerely,
Yuu Shi❤️"
For some reason that letter has some sinister energy radiating from it- let's try the next one!
"Piper,
sick. thanks.
be seeing you, will hug ya on sight.
Jo"
...She's not much for writing it seems-
NONETHELESS they are both thankful :>
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slocumjoe · 1 year
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what companions would be furries (+ what kind of animal they'd be)
Cait; Incredible trauma. Substance abuse. Questionable employment. This woman already is a furry in canon, Todd just didn't think it relevant to bring up. Not quite hardcore, but not a casual either. She has art and goes to conventions, but she's not getting a suit. There are a lot of good choices for a fursona, but I'm leaning towards a wolverine. They're small and they're fucking terrifying. Those bitches kill bears. They weigh about 30 lbs, give or take. Y'know what else is 30 lbs, give or take? A COCKER SPANIEL. Huge Cait energy.
Codsworth; Would not be a furry, but would find it endearing. Y'know, the same reaction an adult has as a child talks about their wolf roleplay during recess? "I am very confused but at least you have friends and fun, tell me more!" Robot Codsworth's fursona is an octopus, and a synth/human Codsy is a bird. Like...maybe an owl, or something similarly rounded/soft in shape. Think Owl from Winnie the Pooh.
Curie; She's a furry, not a Furry. She's not going to any conventions, and probably isn't drawing her fursona or commissioning art. Its likely she uses it to, like, educate children, like as a mascot for her clinic or something. Same situation as Codsy, two fursonas for her two different bodies. The synth body, that there is a mouse. Cute and very important to scientific discoveries, despite being often disregarded and more often, abused in the field. The Ms. Nanny bot fursona is a blue-ringed octopus, specifically.
Danse; Not a furry. Would find it very strange if it was explained to him, and would assume it was something kids do. Would be visibly disturbed if explained that, no, this is actually more of a teen-to-adult space. If he looks it up later and finds Certain Things, you will be receiving the bill for his next anti-depressants. However, entirely possible he is a closeted furry and has yet to realize this about himself. I'm leaning toward a bull? Bull-headed, obviously, but also, down to earth, reliable, et cetera...it fits his character.
Deacon; KING OF THE FURRIES. Has multiple fursuits, all homemade. Commissions every artist he can find, every Twitter furry artist has him on their waitlist. Does not half-ass his furriness. This man is the furry you only hear about, the one with all the art and custom costumes and all the money to throw at his hobby. His fursonas are plentiful and ever changing, but his favorite one? A chameleon, with holographic, reflective, ever-changing scales.
Gage; would not be a furry. Well aware of what it is due to exposure to Mason. Wouldn't have been into it even if his introduction wasn't him and his crew. He gets the idea, it's just that the idea is weird as fuck. He's a grown man and he has people to scam and/or murder. Obviously, Gage would be an iguana. They have a ridge and a naturally gruff, bored expression. And the skin texture is about the same, too.
Hancock; another casual furry. Its likely he was introduced to it and brought in by someone else, and just kinda stuck around. There are two options as to what he'd be. 1; a sphinx cat. He's lanky, the skin matches, he has some kitty-like traits. The big eyes are a huge part here. 2; sloth. He's a very chill dude, he's always high (sloths getting high is currently contested but the demeanor fits) and despite being very small and not outwardly threatening, is very capable of fucking you up (sloths will use their MASSIVE FUCKING CLAWS for defense).
MacCready; Is a furry. His fursona is a weasel. This is so obvious i don't feel the need to defend or explain this. Look at him. He's a furry. The only interesting thing to say here is that Duncan would also grow up to be a furry. But Mac? He would be a hardcore furry if he had the money. Funds keep him a casual fan. If he did...would be worse than Deacon.
Nick; A first-gen furry. An elder furry. The very old man at the con who sees that you're lost and confused but trying very hard, with your furry 2008 emo paw gloves and your cat ear headband and painted on whiskers, and shows you around. Takes you under his wing (literally, as his fursona is a raven, obvi) and introduces you to various artists, suitmakers, other furries your age he'd think you'd get along with...this community would be in shambles without people like him. He's been here since the beginning and has seen it all, truly.
Piper; dabbled, couldn't get into it. She'd be a passersby, a visitor of a con but not a participator. Interested in the art of furrydom, the actual art and the suits, but as an outside observer. If Piper were an animal...a ferret, a squirrel, a possum, some kind of street-smart rodent. Something clever and tricky, that's always where its not supposed to be. For a wildcard, I could also see her as a bat of some kind.
Preston; not a furry and completely neutral to it. It doesn't interest him, but he doesn't find it weird, either. It's people LARPing as animals, people have been doing that ever since they evolved from animals. He gets it, he really does. Preston would like nothing more than to be a cat that does nothing but sleep and yell for attention. The cat life is peak existence for him. It's just that Preston is very literal, and the furry thing is more exaggerated. He doesn't want cat ears. He wants to not be a human anymore, please for the love of god—
X6-88; furry. A secret, dignified furry. A pretensious one. A gatekeepy one. This furry judges you if you don't have a suit. He has one. He doesn't wear it, it cost more than some houses, it stays in a glass case like a taxidermied trophy hunt. X6-88 is a furry. His fursona? A Doberman, because they were bred to protect asshole tax collectors, which fits with X6 being a courser. Tall, all sharp edges, an arresting glare, and very loyal and hardworking.
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A lot of my feelings on scientific accuracy arguing on the internet boils down to "The Blobfish is not going to fuck you"
Like, yes I'm all for scientific accuracy and not spreading misinformation but there's a point at which the relevancy of the subject is less than the outrage over it.
I think most people are very well aware that the "blobfish" isn't a blob when it's alive and under the water. But the original image is still funny so people still tend to draw it that way sometimes. And there there are people who react to this in "defense" of the fish as though they expected it to repay them with sexual favors.
"how do you think that makes it feel?" I think it's a funny fish from the bottom of the ocean that doesn't care at all because it's a fish and not going to reward you for the amount of energy you're pouring into "defending" it. And that specific one is dead so I really don't think it cares. Nor would I care if aliens found my exploded corpse and called me "splat alien". For similar reasons (ie being dead).
Often the same thing goes for dinosaurs with me. As someone who has had dinosaurs be a special interest since childhood, I feel strongly about accuracy of portrayals but I also recognize that fictionalized or humourous depictions are not meant to be accurate any more than Winnie the Pooh is meant to be an accurate depiction of a grizzly bear.
"you can't make a light hearted drawing speculating what a t Rex would look like as a big chicken!" Why not? Is it paying you for this? Has it contacted you personally? Does the animal from 65 million years ago have a libel suit out against this depiction someone made for fun?
It's just. Certain misinformation about animals leads to real life harm. Depictions of sharks as man eaters actively contributes to them being culled, for example. But other things, especially ones that most people referencing them already know aren't accurate and are just referencing for fun, are just not important enough to be as aggressive as people get in "defending" the animal.
The blobfish just isn't going to fuck you.
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Favorite Disney Parks Attraction Showdown: Round 1 
Here is the round one matchups
Links to polls will be added when made.
(Link to full bracket)
Note, I will specify which parks and versions more on each poll!
Group A1:
Star Tours VS. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run
Muppet*Vision 3D VS. Mickey's PhilharMagic
Horizons VS. Journey into Imagination (1983-1998)
Country Bear Jamboree VS. It's a Small World
Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress VS. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Voyage of the Little Mermaid VS. WEDWay PeopleMover
Matterhorn Bobsleds VS. Expedition Everest
Frozen Ever After VS. Rise of the Resistance
Group A2:
Tron Lightcycle Power Run VS. Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind . Tie Breaker
Mystic Manor VS. Phantom Manor 
World of Motion VS. Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room
Stitch's Great Escape! VS. Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith
Incredicoaster VS. Soarin’
Maelstrom VS. Remy's Ratatouille Adventure . Tie Breaker
California Screamin’ VS. Indiana Jones Adventures
Beauty and the Beast: Live on Stage VS. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Group B1:
Dumbo the Flying Elephant VS. Mad Tea Party/Teacups
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train VS. Jungle Cruise
The Studio Backlot Tour VS. The Monorail 
Doug: Live! VS. Big Thunder Ranch
The Legend of the Lion King VS. America Sings
Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage/Submarine Voyage/20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: Submarine Voyage VS. Enchanted Tale of Beauty and the Beast
Pirates of the Caribbean: Battle for the Sunken Treasure VS. Avatar Flight of Passage
La Tanière du Dragon VS. Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour
Group B2:
Innoventions VS. Conservation Station
Snow White's Scary Adventures VS. Pinocchio's Daring Journey 
Adventure Thru Inner Space VS. Spaceship Earth
Rocket Rods VS. Superstar Limo 
Astro Orbiter VS. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Hyperspace Mountain(Disneyland Paris) VS. Sindbad's Storybook Voyage
Turtle Talk with Crush VS. Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor
Finding Nemo - The Musical VS. Splash Mountain
Group C1:
Monsters, Inc. Ride & Go Seek VS. Pooh's Hunny Hunt
Primeval Whirl VS. Goofy's Sky School/Mulholland Madness : Tie breaker
Radiator Springs Racers VS. Test Track 2.0
Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure VS. Toy Story Mania!
Crush's Coaster VS. The Barnstormer
Cranium Command VS. Ellen's Energy Adventure
Disney Riverboats VS. Na'vi River Journey
Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin VS. Haunted Mansion
Group C2:
The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Undersea Adventure VS. Peter Pan’s Flight
Kali River Rapid VS. Grizzly River Run 
Circle of Life: An Environmental Fable VS. Living with the Land
Typhoon Lagoon Wave Pool VS. Polynesian Volcano Slide
Raging Spirits VS. Dinosaur
Disney's Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular VS. Frozen – Live at the Hyperion
Silly Symphony Swings VS. Mater's Junkyard Jamboree
Alice's Curious Labyrinth VS. The Great Movie Ride
Group D1:
Jumpin' Jellyfish VS. Maliboomer
Railroads (any of the parks) VS. Pirates of the Caribbean 
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: Movie Set Adventure VS. Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril VS. Journey to the Center of the Earth
Festival of the Lion King VS. Fantasmic!
Heimlich's Chew Chew Train VS. Food Rocks/Kitchen Kabaret
Aquatopia VS. Space Mountain
The Making of Me VS. Captain EO
Group D2:
Journey into Imagination with Figment VS. Alice in Wonderland
The Casey Jr. Circus Train VS. Storybook Land Canal Boats
Slinky Dog Dash VS. Test Track 1.0
Luigi's Rollickin' Roadsters VS. Gran Fiesta Tour Starring the Three Caballeros
Armageddon – Les Effets Speciaux VS. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway VS. Mission: Space
Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! VS. Lights, Motors, Action!: Extreme Stunt Show
Kilimanjaro Safaris VS. Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars
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After some not so thorough research, I’ve finally decided to discuss Chrissy’s and Eddie’s child. Her age would be between 0-5 years here.
Name: Elizabeth Cunningham Munson
AKA: Liz, Lizzie, Princess Lizzie, and Lizzie Bear.
Birthday: October 10, 1997
She would have her mom’s eyes, nose, and ears.
She would have her dad’s height, hair (lighter shade of brown), and lips.
Personality: Kind, head strong, sometimes a little stubborn, silly, creative, and a ball of energy.
Favorite color: Switches between green, black, and pink.
Favorite things: Dinosaurs, princesses, and Elmo.
Favorite foods: Spaghettios, bananas, grapes, string cheese, and chicken nuggets.
Favorite books: Where the Wild Things Are, Peter Rabbit, Corduroy, The Very Busy Spider, Winnie the Pooh, and Rainbow Fish
Favorite music: Songs from animated movies, Sesame Street songs, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, and a combination of her mom’s and dad’s music from the 80s.
Favorite movies: The Little Rascals, Anastasia, Tarzan, The Wizard of Oz, Cats Don’t Dance, and The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
Favorite shows: Sesame Street, The Powerpuff Girls, Bear in the Big Blue House, Little Bear, Rugrats, Blues Clues, and The Magic School Bus.
Favorite places: Park, preschool, the library, the zoo, and the community pool.
Comfort items: Chrissy’s scrunchie, Eddie’s chain bracelet, and her Pooh bear stuffie.
Likes: Drawing, running around barefoot, bubbles, spiders, reading, and playing tag.
Dislikes: Nap time, bee stings, being told to wait, thunder and lightening, and asparagus.
Aside from her parents, she loves to spend time with “Uncie” Wayne Munson and Steve “Stevie” Harrington.
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neopronouns · 1 day
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may I request:
a gender related to coffeehouse aesthetics, lemon dalmatians, iced lattes & affogato, coffee art, Biscotti, wool blankets, and the quote "dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real". a gender related to ”Attack the Block" alien teeth, vaporwave & cyberpunk aesthetics, neon pink, blue & purple, & feeling lost. gender connected to white colored snakes, pastel goth aesthetics, peach soda, ultra rosá monster energy, pink strawberry jelly, and heart-shaped pupils. a gender related to smiley faces, oversaturated glitchy/trippy media, rainbows, cutesy knives, and acidwave. a gender connected to Witchy Academia, black cats, blood, tarot cards, eyes in the darkness, tentacled creatures, candles, and death. a gender related to chow chows, phases of the moon, peach gummy bears, autumn aesthetics, clownfish, winnie the pooh, forgotten cobblestone paths, sushi. a gender related to scottish highland calves, picnics, strawberries, tiramisu cake, embroidery, teapots, honey, bluebarb pie, and cottagecore. gender related to being a neon green & rainbow kidcore zombie.
hi it's the anon with all those hyperspecific requests. Could I cancel my lemon dalmatians, witchy black cats, scottish highland calves, australian shepherds, Charles Spaniels, and barn owls rqs? ty
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Welcome!
This is the WDW attraction showdown, where we determine what is the best ride/show at Walt Disney World. This tournament will have both currently operating and defunct attractions represented, so your favorite attraction should be represented on here! I hope you enjoy the tournament!
Full list of attractions below:
Magic Kingdom:
Walt Disney World Railroad
Main Street Vehicles
Jungle Cruise
Pirates of the Caribbean
Swiss Family Treehouse
The Magic Carpets of Aladdin
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Frontierland Shooting Gallery
Country Bear Jamboree
Tom Sawyer Island
Haunted Mansion
The Hall of Presidents
Liberty Square Riverboat
"it's a small world"
Mickey's Philharmagic
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Peter Pan's Flight
Dumbo the Flying Elephant
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train
The Barnstormer
Prince Charming Regal Carousel
Under the Sea - Journey of the Little Mermaid
Mad Tea Party
Space Mountain
TRON: Lightcycle Run
Tomorrowland Speedway
Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress
Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor
PeopleMover
Astro Orbiter
Epcot:
Spaceship Earth
Journey Into Imagination with Figment
Test Track (post-2012)
Mission: SPACE
Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind
Soarin' Around the World
Living with the Land
Awesome Planet
The Seas with Nemo & Friends
Turtle Talk with Crush
Gran Fiesta Tour
Frozen Ever After
Reflections of China
Impressions de France
The American Adventure
Remy's Ratatouille Adventure
Canada Far and Wide
Disney's Hollywood Studios:
Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Rock 'n' Roller Coaster
Fantasmic!
Beauty and the Beast Live on Stage
Indiana Jones: Epic Stunt Spectacular
Star Tours - The Adventures Continue
Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance
Millennium Falcon: Smuggler's Run
Toy Story Mania!
Alien Swirling Saucers
Slinky Dog Dash
Muppet*Vision 3D
Disney Junior Live on Stage
Disney's Animal Kingdom:
It's Tough to be a Bug!
Avatar Flight of Passage
Na'vi River Journey
Kilimanjaro Safaris
Wildlife Express Train
Expedition Everest
Kali River Rapids
Finding Nemo: The Big Blue... Beyond!
Festival of the Lion King
DINOSAUR
Triceratop Spin
Defunct Attractions:
Test Track (pre-2012)
Soarin' (original)
Journey Into Imagination (original)
Journey Into YOUR Imagination
Maelstrom
Splash Mountain
Primeval Whirl
World of Motion
Ellen's Energy Adventure
The Great Movie Ride
Davy Crockett's Explorer Canoes
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
Snow White's Scary Adventures
Mickey Mouse Revue
America the Beautiful
Mission to Mars
ExtraTERRORestrial: Alien Encounter
Stitch's Great Escape!
Horizons
The Living Seas
Body Wars
Cranium Command
Captain EO
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience!
Food Rocks
Kitchen Kabaret
Innoventions
Circle of Life
El Rio del Tiempo
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire - Play It!
Sounds Dangerous!
The American Idol Experience
Studio Backlot Tour
Lights, Motors, Action!
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kygerbearr · 5 months
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my ever shifting sense of self makes having one fursona complicated and the tiger is still who I consider my fursona but I have other ocs that I represent myself with that this blog probably has not seen. you guys already know Noël (polar bear in my current pfp pronouns he/him) and obviously Apollo the tiger (pronouns he/they) but you guys have not seen nor heard of Ott the coyote (agender no pronouns but fine with they/them) or like anything about him. he's got so much going on with him but I have no drawings of him because I've never drawn a version that felt right
to preface this all of my OCs are just incarnations of various aspects of my personality, or at least that's where I drew inspiration from. so they all know each other and live in the same house and have been through all the same things and experienced them simultaneously albeit differently.
but anyways ott is the stern logical guy. not to the degree that he shows no compassion for anyone but it often does take priority and will be assertive of anything important that the rest of the group needs to be aware of, his main role of the group is for anything that requires a logical perspective and excels in information processing
noel is just the fun guy. his job is to get along with everyone and be the glue that holds the group together, real winnie the pooh energy.
apollo is very very complex. he's very very VERY scared of everything and everyone but also is in a position where he has to at least pretend he's not afraid of something so he overcompensates by trying to be a real hardass, always has a really intense look but internally he's closer to noel in personality (when he's not afraid)
apollo is also technically close friends with ott because he was originally friends with Morris (was a pink tiger, he/him) who was essentially a previous incarnation of apollo. but any trace of morris is kind of taken over by apollo, and he feels very guilty of that, and ott is simultaneously grieving over the loss of morris and still feeling fond of apollo because technically it is still him. especially since morris used to fulfill Ott's role, but Ott had to take over when morris became apollo.
lots of OC lore going on there. all of them have like a mind link where they experience a bit of everything everyone else in the group experiences so it gets really complicated for everyone. everyone's kind of in tune with each other.
there is also another OC i made named Mímir, a polar bear cub. he does not communicate but he's there. he is part of the mind link and essentially acts as a kind of buffer or to use an analogy a heatsink? he has access to the groups memories and exists to process them before the others gain access to them in order to reduce the strain on everyone having a shared memory
i used to have more ocs but i just kind of forgot about them or forgot to really develop them so i dont really consider them a part of any of it. that covers pretty much all of it thank u for reading about my ocs
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It seems the German government is doing what Henry Morgenthau after ww2 wanted, deindustrialization to reduce Germany's economy and make it subservient to the economy's of other nation's. Only now there realizing the hole they dug themselves in.
At a minimum when it comes to natural resources and energy production for sure, saw a thing where they're talking about abandoning coal 8 years earlier than their initial commitment.
Which, good for them so long as the electricity they purchase isn't coming from countries that are burning coal to keep up with the increased demand Germany has created.
Great job Germany you're now carbon negative, unfortunately in the process of doing that emissions have increased in every country you get your energy from completely canceling out your efforts.
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Not doing so bad, if it switches to per capita we lose china from this list and either France or Italy takes up a place in the top 5, might even move into #2 behind the US.
Absolutely shot themselves in the foot in their energy policy though.
That delegation that was laughing while Trump having been gifted the power of prophecy by Apollo for a moment laid out almost exactly what has gone down,
and for the detractors, there is no way he and putin planned this together please you're embarrassing yourselves. to manage that, they'd have had to be in league with pooh bear over in china and even then no way to control how the global virus response would go
They really should do some kind of massive public apology, and, I think I've suggested this before, have one of those radios like the people in NoKo have that play state propaganda 24/7 and you can't turn them off only down, but theirs should just have Trump and his translator repeating the whole thing over and over again run that for a few years.
I honestly hope things work out for them, but as with all politicians I also hope they gain some humility in the process too (probably won't tho)
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Hallow’s Eve Ball - Costume Contest Voting Open!
Please see below the cut for all the information on how to vote in the costume contest and lists of who is eligible!
You may now start sending in your votes for the costume contest! Each character can vote for one person for each category listed below (please send in your characters’ votes via submit from their blogs or DM Hazel on Discord). Needless to say, please do not vote for your own characters (and try to avoid voting for one character in multiple categories). There will be IC prizes for the winners, which will be announced after the ball. Please see below for a list of those who are in the running and who/what they are dressed as, along with a link to their costume post if you need a refresher.
Voting Form:
Best Costume (Demigod, Male): Best Costume (Demigod, Female): Best Costume (God/Goddess): Most Unique Costume: Cutest Costume: Scariest Costume: Best Dressed Pair/Group:
Eligible Characters: *Note: characters going to the ball alone are listed first and then pairs, but those in pairs are still eligible for the individual categories
Male Demigods:
Nakamura Kai → A Teddy Bear
Maxim → Plague Doctor
Jesse Palmero → Peter Pan
Choi Minho → Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail)
Lee Jooyeon → Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
Invidia Duval → The Evil Queen
Viggo Jung → Sheet Ghost
Theo Bang → Captain Hook (Once Upon a Time)
Lucien Bruno → James Bond
Elijah Baird → Sir Lancelot
Lee Seok → Ghost Rider
Nathan Qiao → Prince of Hearts (Caraval Series)
Arwyn Lachance → Anthony Bridgerton
Xu Muchen → Phantom of the Opera (sort of)
Female Demigods:
Hwang Yeji → Draculaura (Monster High)
Claire Han → Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
Willa Rossi → Widowmaker (Overwatch)
Makaela Throndsen → Elektra
Yesenia Ehara → La Catrina
Ahri Mcluhan → Winnie the Pooh
Cassandra Antoinette → Xena Warrior Princess
Charlotte Choi → Worker (Squid Game)
Abigail Shen → Starfire (Teen Titans)
Shin Yuna → Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher)
Yoo Shiah → Red Were-Queen
Kiki Brighton → Dark Feminine Energy
Mai Abeille → Sunflora (Pokemon)
Seo Yura → Cinderella
Irelia → Cruella De Vil
Jung Jinny → The White Queen (Alice Through the Looking Glass)
Gods/Goddesses:
Skuld → Wonder Woman
Hecate → Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill Vol. 1)
Raiden → Tsukiyama Shuu (Tokyo Ghoul)
Yanluo Wang → Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)
Eris → Evelynn (K/DA)
Hel → Vanellope Von Schweets (Wreck It Ralph)
Apollo → Wei Wuxian (The Untamed)
Inari → Ahri (K/DA)
Sekhmet → Modern Arachne
Arawn → Venom (Marvel)
Mani → Selene (Underworld)
Hephaestus → The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
Khonshu → Maid
Pairs/Groups:
Cedric Rossi as Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad) & Angela Wing as Poison Ivy
Tohil as Osiris & Osiris as Tohil
Loren Garcia as Persephone & Ayden Hwang as Hades (Record of Ragnarok)
Sol as Sailor Moon & Artemis as Tuxedo Mask
Han Jisung as Ash Ketchum & Lee Felix as Pikachu (Pokemon)
Amaterasu as Sophie Hatter & Eros as Howl Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)
Vulpe Blanford as Odile & Nakamura Kazuha as Odette (Swan Lake)
Heather Rhodes as Nurse & Kaz as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill)
Moon Yoongi as Sherlock Holmes & Moon Taemin as John Watson
Byun Areum as Arataki Itto & Bes as Gorou (Genshin Impact)
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devilsrecreation · 1 year
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I recently just watched “The Salty Sponge” and I have some thoughts
First off, AUTJFHWWTKJSTTUGWEYIKGRRPWFKFBDJSUYUUUYRUYYII THAT WAS SO CUTE🥺🥺🥺🥺
Spongebob’s so pure he literally turned certified tough guys into legit teddy bears I cannot
Loved seeing the interior to the Salty Spitoon
Idk if ya’ll noticed this lil detail, where Spongebob STEPPED OVER SOME ICE BC THAT’S LITERALLY A NOD TO THE SALTY SPITOON’S DEBUT EPISODE WHERE SPONGE SLIPPED ON AN ICE CUBE AND LANDED HIMSELF IN THE HOSPITAL AND HE DOESN’T WANNA MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
I love how the boss is a female anglerfish cuz a lot of the pictures we see are actually females. Accurate, as always!
I like how they had pictures of Sandy during the bull riding scene
Basically what happened with Mrs. Puff in this episode:
Puff: I fear no man, but that….
Spongebob: :3
Puff: It scares me
LIKE SHE REALLY SAID THAT KDGDGSGEHTJFHSGDGH
Also love how the back of Mrs. Puff’s jacket is “Big Fat Meanie”. Guess she remembered Patrick’s drawing and was like “Bet”
THE PART WHERE THE BIKER FISH WALKED INTO THE SOFTY SPITOON AND ACTUALLY LOOKED OUTSIDE TO MAKE SURE HE WASN’T AT WEENIE HUT JR’S HSHFHDHDHDGDGRGDGF
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Squidward actually saying “I love you” omfg
ALSO CLOWN SQUIDWARD IS SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE HELP
How much you wanna bet the drawings at the end were done by the rest of the patrons? awwwwww
In conclusion, Spongebob has the same energy as Winnie the Pooh and Paddington, in this scenario. This episode really reminded me of that scene where Paddington was sent to prison and the other prisoners ended up loving him to pieces
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flameroyality · 1 year
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the woman i love is caring and growing feelings for another woman and why wouldn’t she all we do is fight. i tried to love her but now she hangs out in someone else energy someone who doesn’t fight with her and she deserves that. it’s so hard for me but i truly wish her the best. i really only ever wanted to make her happy i wish i could of been able to handle the hurt. i know that sounds crazy to say but that’s how bad i still want her in my life. most ppl love someone bc of something i love her in spite of her forces, the fights, the stressful nights. my pooh bear.
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