If it's okay can I please ask for a yandere Buddha with Yui komori darling

If you've heard of her character

Yaaaay! Let’s goooo! It’s time for Buddha from Record of Ragnarok. Best maaan~! This is kinda for just me and @nunezs-stuff!

Yandere! Buddha/Siddhartha Gautama

Buddha is a very carefree and easygoing. He doesn’t care about the world, he is so enlightened that nothing can bother him anymore as he is very good at letting things slide. But when it comes to you, he is confused over why he is thinking about you so much

You’re a Goddess. One he truly hates as he originally ignored you all the same as he did to every other God in the Ragnorak but you’re the one who actually managed to intrigue Buddha into approaching you himself

Buddha didn’t understand why you were on his mind all the time and he eventually needed to find out why you were plaguing his head, like some curse. You actually managed to have him hear you out and produce a more civilian relationship inbetween you, that develops into a friendly one in no time

Buddha continues to not realise of his obsession over you but he is far too late to try stop it as he is deep in the dark rabbit hole. So much that he can’t see his own actions as cruel or unlike himself as he doesn’t really care… he only cares about you and only you. The one he has grown a sense of love for

Buddha is actually a pretty brutal Yandere. He doesn’t care to attack, mutilate and even murder his processed love rivals. All these other men have nothing on him, he is a God of a powerful level and with his enlightenment ability, he can square up easily. He predicts the future constantly and he predicts that he will have you at all causes, no matter whose blood he must spill

Buddha is a extremely possessive and clingy Yandere, he always follows you around and attaches himself to your side like he is some overgrown parasite bump. He doesn’t want any man nor woman taking away your attention so he will evade your space and cuddle himself against you so you know how sweet and caring he is! Who else is as devoted to you as him?

If Buddha is willing to share his foods with people like Brunhilde, his sharing is tripled with you and it extends to gifting. He leaves you expensive clothings, cute accessories and all kinds of worldwide foods at your personal room in the Ragnorak building’s doorstep as grave attempts to make you fall in love with him. His care for you being a God has been thrown out the window as he throws a pair of luxurious emerald earrings through your window

Buddha is scarily delusional and isn’t secret about his fantasies over you. He openly rants about them after he has dragged you to a peaceful hill to join him in relaxing. He can’t process your fear over his terrifyingly unhinged state as he simply believes you are delighted to be able to spend more personal time with him since you haven’t attempted to run away. But that’s because you know he can read every action you may try pull

By the way, Buddha is merciless towards Zerofuku in their battle now as he can hear the way you sympathise with Zerofuku and his jealousy extends to the need to kill the God of Misfortune so his lover can’t be taken away from him in any shape or form

Buddha idolises your cheerful and optimistic personality to a insane pillar. You’re like the light at the end of the tunnel and he is running full speed to that light to cling onto it with his whole life. Your unconditional positivity and kindness gives him motivation to… really do anything now

Buddha may or may not always abuse your naivety to gaslight into you thinking his behaviour is completely normal and he has done nothing wrong. He will make sure you believe him full-throttle and trick you, using your naivety against you, to not listen to any other God in concern about the way he acts around you

Buddha is your biggest fan and is rooting for you to win your fight when you finally squaring up with your mankind representative enemy as the God representative. Buddha knows he will murder the entire human race if that human wins against you as you’re the only thing keeping him sane at this point, it’s gotten that bad

Your determination and strong-will playing into that battle has Buddha even more convinced you will end up with the victory

Buddha finds your passionate belief about vampires not existing cute, considering you are a literal mythological God and everybody around you is a mythological God as well. It makes him insanely devoted to learning about vampires so he can try play into your disbelief and tease you about it. It’s his way of flirting

“Whoa… you liked it when that human beat you around? Why, didn’t it hurt? It, for sure, hurt when I went up against that coward. Well, I mean… if you like the pain, I suppose I wouldn’t mind adding it into our relationship”

End Game Spoiler Free Marvel Rant

Im going to see end game this Friday and tbh I cannot find a single shred of my being to fucking care. Like I can't begin to talk about how much of a disappointment infinity war was. Ultron, Civil War, Iron man 2-3 just didn't work as entertaining hero movies. Action wise they were satisfying but so much of the MCU's repitoire leaves so much to be desired. I feel like theres very little substance that the comics they come from have. Like Homecoming, Black Panther, Ragnorak, and Doctor Strange were all really good movies, but all the others feel so soulless. Into the Spiderverse is the first superhero movie I've felt legitimately moved while watching. It's story is touching and relatable, it's art style is wonderful. And it was made by fucking Sony, it's not even a MCU movie but it honestly im my opinion changed the way Spiderman movies should be done. On the topic of being artistically interesting, I hate how most of marvels movies look like actual shit. Like I love Black Panther, it was an amazing, important movie, and some parts were visually beautiful, and then you have the T'challa/Killmonger fight in the vibrainium mine and it honestly looks like claymation, Spiderman's suit has never looked anything more than flat, marvel has a Cgi addiction and it ruins so many potentially good scenes for me. Not to mention I accidentally stumbled across a synopsis of the movie a few days ago that after some digging turned out to be legit, and I don't get how tf this is gonna be a 3 hour movie. I want it to be good but the sad truth is at this point ik it'll be just a pathetic movie that Disney is gonna try to pass off as some genius writing, and the best part is critics will praise it as a fantastic movie to go down in history. To their credit, it probably will and will break the boxoffice and have a list of records it broke but it'll still probably be a shit movie. Sorry for the rant just please give me anything but Avengers 9 and Disney remakes come fucking on I need literally anything with actual writing or is artistically appealing please im begging...