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sviolet-sizefeels · 9 months

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How much do you want to bet he was losing his cool the whole time...

#g/t #shrinking #giant #tiny #size difference #g/t stranger things #giant man #giant tiny #please don't judge me

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omppupiiras · 8 months

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everyone has probably already moved on but i'm still here, a grown ass adult, playing with this picture like he's my own personal barbie doll

#käärijä #please don't judge me #and no i'm not touching the tag or the socks they really complete every outit i draw on him lmao #barbiere

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arcera42 · 1 year

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Here to share ny new obsession✨

I want to thank @neoarchipelago for "and they were roomates" fanfic, it gave me so much ideas for scenarios to draw, that fanfic is really *chef kisses* <3

#simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #ghost cod #illustrators on tumblr #art #please don't judge me #i have a really bad obsession in this man #ghost x reader

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x-the-darkness-x · 8 months

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Hello fuckers :)

Now, listen, before you all call me cringe, this was a comfort drawing. The other character in the drawing is my oc, yes, but just ignore that. This is one of the only drawings I'm proud of rn and I'd like to keep it that way, thanks

Take it or leave it, it's up to you

#mr plant twomp #twomp #the world of mr plant #digital art #my oc #mr. plant is literally my comfort character I love him #please don't judge me #comfort

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rory-butnot-gilmore · 1 year

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Mundane Moments

Joel forgets to cancel his second date with you when Sarah gets sick, you show up at the house thinking you’re still going , and instead get to meet his daughter for the first time.

Pairing: joel x fem!reader

themes/warnings: a bit of an age gap (6 yrs), fluffy lovey dovey stuff, pre-outbreak, a bit of angsty sadness, should there be more parts? i think so but idk. ok thanks byeee

june 1995

You were anxious, trying to decide the best time of early to show up at your date’s house. He had insisted on just picking you up, but you were staying later at work so you insisted back that you just meet him there. It was casual, just a movie and then some dinner. So you just decided to put on jean shorts with the satin blouse you had worn to work that day. As a joke you bought him flowers, to tease the fact he was offended you wouldn’t let him pick you up.

Technically you met Tommy Miller first, at the bar with your friends. He had been flirting with one of your best girlfriends, and offered to buy you all drinks. Then about an hour later, his brother showed up. Joel was older than the rest of you, six years older than you at the time. Everyone teased him about looking like the grumpy-old dad hanging around. Eventually Tommy had snuck off somewhere with your friend, and Joel looked bored of every other person there.

“You know, if you pretend like you’re having a good time, they might leave you alone,” You whispered, as you sat down in the chair next to him at the table. All of your other friends were off doing who knows what.

“Tommy dragged me along here, I told him I really didn’t want to, my daughter has a soccer game in the morning and..” He paused as if he had just said the wrong thing, “Sorry, you don’t care about that, you’re what? Twenty-one? A bar on a Friday night is your playground,”

You laughed, “I’m twenty-two actually, and really I’m only here to make sure no one ends up dead, also who said I didn’t care about your daughter’s soccer game? How old?”

“She’s six, her name is Sarah, I’ve got a picture here..”

After Joel showed you the picture of his little girl, the two of you sat and talked all night. Eventually he helped you get your friends back home, offering to drive whoever was still there so you didn’t have to call a cab. No one else wanted to leave at that moment, but you took him up on the offer. During the ride back to your apartment, the two of you continued to ask little questions about one another. He even got out to open your door, and walk with you to the front door. That was when he asked you out on your first date, and it went perfectly. So perfect that half-way through you both knew you wanted a second one.

You pulled into his driveway, and knocked on the front door. When Joel opened it though, he looked shocked to see you there, then disappointed. He was still wearing pajama pants, and an old t-shirt. Then you started to feel embarrassed, and thinking that you might have misread the situation. Maybe even forgot what days you had decided on.

“Did I..”

“I called your home phone instead of the work phone, I left a voicemail, I have to reschedule, Sarah has the stomach flu and she’s been puking all day,” Joel sighed, “Y/n I am so damn sorry, she’s only been sick one other time, and I’m trying to get her to eat but everything makes her more sick,”

“Joel, take a breath,” You smiled, and behind him you saw a little girl in a nightgown/t-shirt that was clearly Joel’s come into view behind him, “Can I come in?”

“Uh, yeah, place is a mess but yeah,” Joel turned around and saw Sarah standing there, he picked her up and moved back so you could come inside. You smiled at the fact that it really was a mess, and he wasn’t just being dramatic. Then you noticed Joel’s attempts at getting her to eat, and all of it was definitely too heavy for a sick six year old’s stomach.

“How about this, I am going to run back out to the store, and get stuff to make a soup that my grandma always made for me, and some gatorade for her too,” You looked at everything on the ground and table, “Then I can grab us some drinks, and help you get this place back in order,”

“I really couldn’t ask you to do that Y/n, if you want to just head home and I’ll call you when she’s-”

“Oh you’re not asking, I’m telling how this night is about to go, Sarah is that okay with you?” You smiled at her, “Oh, I’m Y/n Y/l/n, I’ve heard all about you being a soccer champion,”

“I’m Sarah Miller,” She smiled back at you, before she whispered rather loudly to Joel: “Uncle Tommy was right daddy she is super pretty she should stay.”

Joel smiled at her, before he told you to wait so he could grab his wallet for you. After he gave you some cash, you left for the store. You got all of the necessary ingredients, and even got Sarah some popsicles and crackers too. When you got back to the Miller house, Joel was waiting by the front door to help you with some of the bags. He got Sarah settled on the couch, with some water mixed with her Gatorade. After he turned on a movie for her, he came to the kitchen to help you.

“Do you need anything? Like ingredients wise? We got some seasoning up top,” He sounded nervous, and it was making your heart swell that much more. Joel looked like he belonged on the cover of some magazine that talked about how to build a log cabin with your bare hands. He was muscular, and incredibly handsome. Yet, seeing how nervous and awkward he was fumbling around his own kitchen was enough to make you like him even more.

“No, I pretty much have everything I need, really it’s just like canned chicken noodle soup, just no chicken or noodles,” You continued to cut up some of the carrots, “The broth will help her stomach, and the veggies will give her some kind of nutrients,”

“And the popsicles?”

“Oh, those are just for fun,” You shrugged. Joel looked at you for a second, a soft smile on his face, “Actually, if it’s not too much to ask, could I borrow some clothes? If I’m not going out into public I would really like to get out of these,”

“Yeah, yeah I’ll go grab you some stuff.” Joel went and grabbed you what he called his “old tshirt” but you could tell it was relatively new, and a pair of sweatpants. You had him take over on making sure the carrots and celery got softer, and went to change. When you got back into the kitchen, he was pouring some into a bowl for Sarah.

“I grabbed us some actual food too by the way, I figured we could make it after she gets to sleep,” You offered and Joel paused for a second.

Then he walked over to you, and pulled you into a kiss. When he kissed you at the door the night of your first date, you were convinced nothing could be better. This kiss right now though, topped every kiss you had ever had. Joel held your waist, pulling you closer into him. Your entire body melted against him, pure bliss filling up every part of your body. It wasn’t until the two of you heard a quiet giggle from the doorway that you broke apart.

“I’m soooo telling Uncle Tommy.” Sarah teased and both you and Joel were bright red. He picked her up and took her back to the couch. You followed behind with her soup, and sat down with them to watch the movie she had decided on. After Sarah had soup (and a popsicle) in her stomach, Joel carried her upstairs to her bedroom.

You went back to the kitchen and put the leftover soup in a Tupperware container. You got started on making burgers for you and Joel . By the time he came back in the kitchen, you were putting the patties on a plate for you both.

“I left the stove on low, I wasn’t sure if you wanted cheese on it or not,” You started making your own plate, and Joel grabbed two beers out of the fridge for you both.

“Hey, I didn’t really, y’know properly apologize for our plans being ruined,” Joel sighed, as he put his patty back on the pan to let some cheese melt onto it, “I owe you an actual date,”

“I mean, the bar was incredibly low, but I think this might be one of the best dates I have ever had,” You took a bite of your burger, and watched as his face lit up, “Sarah is even cuter than I imagined she be,”

“Yeah, she knows it too, she seems to really like you,” Joel turned the stove off, “It’s just been her and I for a long time now, so I wasn’t even planning on introducing you guys until I could see where this was going,”

“I’m sorry if I intruded,”

“Hey, no, you didn’t and she was able to actually keep something in her stomach without wanting to puke again,” Joel cut you off, “Last time she was sick the neighbors next door helped out, but they’re out of town right now,”

“You can tell me to shut up if this is pushing too hard, but is her mom in the picture? I would hate to step on toes,”

“No, she um, she split when Sarah was still a baby,” Joel took a bite of his food, the silence settling between you two, “I know that’s pretty heavy, but yeah Sarah never even knew her really,”

“I can’t imagine ever doing that to a person, especially my own baby,” You frowned, “Well even in the few hours I’ve known her, and the three weeks I’ve known you, she fucked up big time,”

“Sarah and I get by, we’ve got Tommy too,” Joel looked at you, “And hopefully you haven’t been scared off yet and maybe we can start throwing you into mix?”

“Are you kidding? Sarah and I are besties now, didn’t you hear? She’s going to make me a bracelet and everything, so I guess you get that third date Miller.”

Joel nodded, a small smirk on his face. The two of you finished your food, and went out to the couch to watch a movie together. Joel wrapped his arm around you, as you leaned into his side. Your head was somewhat resting against his chest, and you could hear every heartbeat and breath. It didn’t take long before you found yourself hoping for another kiss. Luckily, he seemed to have the same idea, and tilted your chin up towards him.

His lips were soft against yours, and your entire body was practically tingling from just his touch. Soon enough you were on his lap, your hands in his hair, as the kiss deepened. Joel’s fingers were calloused, but the way they traced against your lower back was so gentle and soft. He started to kiss down your neck, your head leaning back a little bit to give him more space. When he started to lightly suck on the soft spot of your neck, you couldn’t help but whimper a little. You tugged his hair, and could feel that same smirk from earlier against your neck.

Things probably would have escalated even further, if it weren’t for the sound of Sarah getting out of bed. You both were quick to fix to yourselves, and go back to just sitting next to each other. Joel got up when he heard Sarah actually come down to the bottom of the stairs, you followed to go check upstairs and make sure that she didn't need her room to be cleaned up.

"Hey baby girl, you okay?" Joel whispered, picking her up. She nodded and laid her head against his shoulder, her eyes heavy.

"Can I snuggle with you and Y/n?" Sarah got the words out in between her yawns. Joel looked at you for a second.

"I can head out if you need me to?" You offered, you didn't want to intrude anymore on their night than you already had. Sarah shook her head quickly though, and so did Joel.

The three of you went back to the couch, and you switched the movie to something else Sarah would want to watch. Sarah requested that she get to be in the middle, and she laid her head in Joel's lap with her feet across you. Joel wrapped his arm back around you and pulled you closer into his side. Soon enough, the three of you were all asleep.

All snuggled together on the couch, with the beginnings of a short lived happy family.

part two

#joel and sarah #joel miller #sarah miller #the last of us #the last of us actually wants to kill me #reader insert #joel miller x reader #this might suck #please don't judge me #should i do a part two?

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rickswh0r3 · 5 months

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THE TEA IS HERE

okay i need to tell this crazy story lmao. first of all, i need you to know that i’m 20 and i know what i’m doing. (please don’t judge me lol).

okay so i've been working 6 days a week at my job since september. i'm one of the 2 people working there every day, so i'm pretty friendly with the bosses, including this manager.

this manager is 38 years old (im going to hell) and is married. (i'm definitely going to hell). he doesn't have kids (not that THIS makes me innocent) BUT THATS WHY IM ASKING YOU NOT TO JUDGE ME.

i started fantasizing about him a little when he started making innuendos about me. and i was like OKAY. I KINDA LIKE IT. i have to say, he's not really the "hot type" guy, but i can't explain why i'm attracted to him. but he smells like cologne, so...

anyway, last friday, i went to a sort of work party. of course he was there. we drank, and the whole time, i could feel his gaze LMAO but i was trying to avoid it because i was with my friends yk.

anyway, people left, and in the end it was just the two of us, ready to leave the party but we talked a bit, we were clearly tipsy, and........ he kissed me OMG AM I IN A MOVIE and, he started to touch me but i was like, GIRL, i’m not doing it here, let’s get to my bed. we ordered an Uber, HE WAS SO TOUCHY IN THE TAXI LIKE KISSING MY NECK IT WAS HARD TO RESIST🫠

we arrived at my place and IT happened. it was the best sex of my life. experienced guys are something else….

anyway, now we still see each other every day at work OFC and we act like nothing happened in front of everyone. like not even stolen kisses or anything because you never knowwww but he doesn't mind taking a good look at me. and i like it.

tbh i don't know what he told his wife (i feel kinda bad now) but i know that it's not a happy marriage, so... and well, it's done and i had fun! thank you for reading :)

#it seems so crazy #i actually can't believe it literally happenned #i want to do it again #the way he uses his tongue...... and his fingers... omg #there's another work party next saturday...i'll keep you updated #i'm so shy to post this lol #please don't judge me

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orchidbloom · 1 month

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Fashionista Alice Cullen just hurt my soul when I saw she wore metallic ballet flats. Metallic ballet flats. Damn the 2000's was a time for fashion

#twilight movies #yes im rewatching them #please don't judge me #alice cullen #twilight #2000 fashion

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sviolet-sizefeels · 11 months

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Don't worry he's got quick reflexes... Like a ninja 😉

#g/t #shrinking #giant #tiny #size difference #steve harrington #shameless self insert #g/t stranger things #giant tiny #giant man #please don't judge me

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charlotterhea · 8 months

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A few days ago, I told @cissykenway that I'm collecting Snapes and Hermiones in as many different varieties as I can get my hands on because I love the thought of bringing them together there as I bring them together in my stories. And, of course, she wanted pics and who am I to deny her? 😅

So here's my Snamione collection so far, including my newest addition, the Funko Mini Mystery Blind Hermione that's still waiting for her Severus. 😁

#snamione #personal #just shipper stuff #please don't judge me

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incorrectarsenalfcquotes · 6 months

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Zina: CONFESS!

Declan: What?

Zina: I SAID CONFESS, RICE!!!

Declan: But-

Zina: RIGHT NOW.

Declan: OKAY. I'M IN LOVE WITH MASON MOUNT!

Zina:

Declan:

Zina: So it wasn't you who stole my charger?

#yes the admin actually likes decson or whatever the ship is called #please don't judge me #declan rice #oleksandr zinchenko #arsenal #arsenal fc #incorrect arsenal quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect football quotes

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theshinazugawaslut · 1 month

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can you give us a list of all your fictional crushes ? ALL OF THEM

Sure!

in anime:

Sanemi Shinazugawa (Demon Slayer)

Genya Shinazugawa (Demon Slayer)

Gyutaro Shabana (Demon Slayer)

Muzan Kibutsuji (Demon Slayer)

Yoriichi Tsugikuni (Demon Slayer)

Michikatsu Tsugikuni (Demon Slayer)

Iguro Obanai (Demon Slayer)

Sabito Fujikasane (Demon Slayer)

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Kanroji Mitsuri (Demon Slayer)

Kotaha Hashibira (Demon Slayer)

Bakugou Katsuki (My Hero Academia)

Todoroki Shoto (My Hero Academia)

Todoroki Touya/Dabi (My Hero Academia)

Shigaraki Tomura (My Hero Academia)

Kirishima Eijirou (My Hero Academia)

Overhaul (My Hero Academia)

Izuku Midoriya/Deku (My Hero Academia)

Isaac Foster/Zack (Angels of Death)

Sukuna Ryomen (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Yuuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Choso Kamo (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Kento Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Geto Suguru (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Levi Ackerman (Attack On Titan)

Eren Jaeger (Attack On Titan)

Noe (The Case Study of Vanitas)

Enishi Yukishiro (Ruroni Kenshin: The Final live-action)

favourites from the list: Sanemi Shinazugawa, Bakugo Katsuki, Levi Ackerman, Enishi Yukishiro, Isaac Foster, Genya Shinazugawa

outside of anime: ///// it gets concerning here, please understand

Godzilla (Godzilla: King of Monsters)

Caesar (Planet of the Apes trilogy)

Koba (Planet of the Apes trilogy)

Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)

Hiccup (How To Train Your Dragon)

Viggo Grimborn (HTTYD: Dragons Race To The Edge)

Venom (Marvel Venom)

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians)

Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live-action)

Riven (Winx Club)

Sky (Winx Club)

Flora (Winx Club)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Ultron (Avengers)

Holly O'Hair (Ever After High)

Enzo Kang/Four (To The Edge of the Sky - visual novel)

Remy/Six (To The Edge of the Sky)

Ko Daehyeon/Five (To The Edge of the Sky)

Nine (To The Edge of the Sky)

Zero (To The Edge of the Sky)

Lloyd (Lego: Ninjago)

Young Lord Garmadon (Lego Ninjago)

favourites from list: Leonardo (TMNT - it's a turtle, get over it), Caesar (yes, I know he's an ape), Venom (idc), Enzo (I love assassin men), Godzilla (yeah, attack me), Optimus Prime (so fine and for what?)

celebrity crushes:

Min Yoongi/Suga (BTS)

Jeon Jungkook (BTS)

Park Jimin (BTS)

Kim Seokjin (BTS)

Kim Namjoon/RM (BTS)

Jung Hoseok/J-Hope (BTS)

Kim Taehyung/V (BTS)

There's more to each list but these are the basic ones

#esha blabbers #esha answers your questions #please don't judge me #my friends bully me enough #i love tmnt live action #and i adore the planet of the apes trilogy #upsetting that caesar is more of a man than real men :(

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