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mocha-illustrates · 11 months

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nO, nOOOoo wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!!

closeup + their original colors bc i think they look so pretty together :3

#y'all were ruthless in the tags #please don't eat them #this totally wasn't an excuse for me to draw them next to each other #definitely not #also i futzed this perspective so hard #don't look too closely :)))#mocha art #daycare attendant #dca #five nights at freddy's #mer au #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sun #moon #mer sun #mer moon #sea butterfly!sun #firefly squid!moon

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chicenk · 9 months

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Hmm delicious icecream

#Yippee #tbh #Autism creature #btw #Lil guy #Goofy goobers #They're so cute #Look at them #They're not edible they're just for novelty #Please don't eat them

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roninkairi · 1 year

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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frenchublog · 22 days

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#tsom #the sound of music #captain von trapp #georg von trapp #maria von trapp #georg x maria #captain and the governess #pinecone/whistle #my art #please don't repost #i will eat my shirts #this is the last i promise #edelweiss #what if they consumed me #discuss #proportions ? hands ? i don't know them #that wedding dress is the best dress that ever dressed

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amelia-yap · 5 months

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I have discovered your Derg AU/Dragon Weiss and I’m very much in love. Thank you 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

glad to hear that! im very much obsessed about her and she holds all my brainworms captive

#weiss schnee #derg AU #rwby #my art #she has snack #don't question about it i have no idea either #what would she eat anyway #hm #ruby caught her casually snacking on dust one day and had a heart attack #she then immediately takes it away from weiss and yeets it #and then it exploded and burnt down a good portion of the forest #no flammable areas are ever safe from them #anyways yeah they're stupid i love them #and i actually really gotta go do my homework now hfkjdaghkfh bye #i can't believe i wanted more (art) homework when i was in high school college me is crying because of it lmaooo #high school me please gimme your enthusiasm hjgkgjhgj #well no i can actually believe it since there was only 1 piece to do per week #yeah #lmao #buut yes #always happy to see someone discovering dragon weiss!!!!#we're in this brainrot together

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cry-ptidd · 7 days

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"And she had brown eyes like a lamb, innocent and golden"

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buffygirlfail · 1 month

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mourning the loss of the potential anyataraspike bestieism we could've gotten

#buffygirlfail.btvs #please please please tell me someone gets it #ik so many spuffy fics do this already but trust everytime i will eat it up #spike + anya bonding over their demon pasts... tara + anya being bee eff effs... spike + tara joking... i'm a bad writer but PLS trust this #isn't me just fanon-izing all of the characters lollll #I just think that the way most of them serve as foils to their partners (buffy + xander + willow)#makes it make sense that the 3 would get along yk #I don't know how to tag this uhhhh #anya jenkins #spike btvs #tara maclay #spuffy #tillow #xanya

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maniacwatchestheworld · 3 months

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DPxDC requested prompt (#7)

(@bearerofendlesspain You know... Only after writing this whole thing do I realize that I had read this prompt wrong... WHOOPS! I read it as "Poison Ivy and Tucker are eating blood blossoms to extinction." and not as what was likely intended which seems to have been more along the lines of... "Batman rogue: Poison Ivy. Conflict: Tucker is eating blood blossoms to extinction." ... Which in this particular context are way, WAAAAAY different ideas! I could have saved myself a lot of distress if I had read it correctly... >.> But ah well! Whoops! Hope you enjoy this anyway! Thinking about a plant going extinct like this was quite distressing for me to write! :D)

"Hey. Thanks for helping me out with this, Tuck. And you know... For keeping all of this a secret from Sam." Danny smiled in appreciation to Tucker as they began to break ground with their shovels. "She would probably HATE what we're doing right now!"

"Yeah, of course, dude! It's no problem at all. The more we get rid of these blood blossoms here in Amity Park, the better it is for you and all of the ghosts in the area! Besides, I never want to even think about having to eat another one of these things ever again!" Tucker shivered at the memory of having to eat blood blossoms to save Danny and Sam's lives.

With that, the two got to work killing the bush of blood blossoms. They were digging to expose the roots so they could tear the plant from the ground whole. That made things easier when they would shove the entirety of the plant into a plastic garbage bag along with the other blood blossom bushes they had already uprooted. Once they were done with this area, they would take all of the bushes they had uprooted over the course of the day and bring them to an incinerator where they would destroy the plant- burning the flowers, stems, roots, and seeds all in one fell swoop. They had to make certain to destroy the whole plant, including the roots and seeds, just to make sure that there was no chance of the bush growing back from just its roots or more bushes getting planted in their place. They had been making good progress in wiping out the blood blossoms in this area. They just had a few more to uproot here and they could move on to the next area! They had been at this for months and were getting pretty close to their goal of exterminating blood blossoms in the whole of Amity Park!

But just as they were pulling this bush from the ground, a beautiful red-haired woman started charging towards them. "What do you think you're doing!???" she roared. The woman was clearly frantic.

Danny and Tucker glanced to one another. "Removing a bush...?" Danny answered, not certain what was going on.

"'Removing a bush' ... Alright, kids, stop what you're going and step away from that 'bush' right now!" She demanded. And while Danny complied, letting go of the plant and backing away, Tucker didn't and instead began to haul the shrub from the ground.

"Come on, lady. We're just removing some weeds. This isn't anything to freak out over." Tucker turned to roll his eyes at the woman where Danny could see but she couldn't.

"A 'weed'? A 'WEED'!!? You really don't have any idea what you're doing do you!? Do you even know what these 'weeds' are!?" The woman was obviously distressed, and growing more agitated by the moment.

Tucker let out a flippant breath. "They're blood blossoms, duh."

"Yes. And this specific species of blood blossoms are native and endemic to the Amity Park area!"

"Okay...? So what?" Tucker wasn't entirely certain what she was talking about.

"And they're an endangered species!"

"Oh... I- I didn't know!" Danny swore, suddenly feeling bad about what he and Tucker had been doing.

"So?" Meanwhile, Tucker had the opposite reaction. "What are you, a botanist or something? Who cares if these blood blossoms go extinct?"

"Yes. I am a botanist..." Danny was watching as the horror on the woman's face was slowly turning into fury.

"Tucker...? I think that you should just leave the plant alone..." Danny cautiously advised.

"What!? After all the work we've put into killing off all of these stupid flowers? Now you're starting to sound like Sam! We've been at this months! No way I'm stopping now!"

"MONTHS!???" That was the absolute last straw. These children have been exterminating these poor, defenseless, endangered plants for months!? Dr. Pamela Isley- more famously known as Poison Ivy- had heard enough. These boys were going to pay. "You might not care about these flowers dying, but I do! The land- The Green does! You need biodiversity in order to have a healthy ecosystem, and these flowers play an important role in that! You can't just go around, carelessly digging up and killing innocent, endangered plants without there being... Consequences."

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc prompts #dc x dp #tucker foley #danny fenton #poison ivy #pamela isley #For the record if Tucker was eating them it would only be out of obligation because Danny asked him to.#I purposefully didn't mention whether Ivy's skin is green here or not. If she has the green skin and the plant controlling powers #just pretend that she's wearing makeup to make her skin look normal because she knew that she was going outside of Gotham.#People in Gotham usually don't question it but people outside of it certainly do!#Also Ivy is DEFINITELY going to kill them. Maybe not right now but rest assured she will poison Tucker eventually.#Also I am SO sorry for making Tucker into such a villain in these! It's not intentional I swear!#I like Tucker just fine! PLEASE give me a request where he can be the voice of reason!#Good luck to the kids tho lol

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tapakah0 · 2 days

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Hey, how are you? You haven't had any updates on the comic for a long time. Hope you are having a good rest

I'm very good Comic is on a freeze, I don't feel like making plots, want to animate and make doodles only, following the river And I bet ya that's not even a "long time", when it will be 5 years theeen I'll accept it as a "long time"

#Please don't sit in here if you expect any stories from me #I never was a person of plots and comics #There are a lot of rottmnt artists making their stories - better go support them politely #I'm a little snail leaving a little trace behind me #I eat grass and sit in the ink circle #I'm not leaving this circle for the near time please unfollow me wheeeeeeeze

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neroushalvaus · 1 year

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Koko the gorilla didn't know ASL but, like, you could say that without invalidating the existence of speech-supporting signs

#apparently english doesn't even have an established term for them so i'm not that surprised #but basically for many people with severe intellectual disabilities using individual signs without the proper sentence structure #that is obviously a part of sign languages #is a very important part of communicating #so yeah please criticize the gorilla and her handlers i literally don't care but there are actual people who actually use singular signs #and while it is not asl it's still important and it's still communication #edit:// and obviously it's not just people with intellectual disabilites; that's just the group i'm the most familiar with #but for example many non-verbal autistic kids use speech-supporting signs #and for them it's a very important part of communicating what they need #so idk stop acting like sign languages are the only languages on earth #where saying ''hunger eat food hunger'' doesn't communicate that you're hungry

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vannysgirl · 2 months

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i want to consume every vanessa fanart that has ever been posted on the internet

#i am very normal about her #in fact i'm gonna EAT every fanart #chew on them like bubblegum #please don't judge me #i'm just a girl #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #vanessa sb #elizabeth lail

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uncanny-tranny · 6 months

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It is okay if you can never forgive somebody who has harmed or abused you. You don't have to forgive them, but you deserve to find peace in other ways. If you can't forgive or forget, then do things for your sake. Find what fulfills you, if to make it easier for yourself. That is okay. Forgiveness isn't forgiveness if it is demanded or expected, and it isn't fair for you

#gentle reminders #abuse #abuse tw #abuse mention tw #i'm pretty sure i've made a post like this but like so many other posts i think this is important #i will never forgive my abusers and that doesn't make me bad or AT ALL 'like them' <3 #and it's quite evil to MAKE victim/survivors forgive the people who harm them because it 'makes them better'#forgiveness isn't a moral high ground and it doesn't 'make you move on'#you don't even have to forgive others for your own sake if it's not going to ultimately help you #forgiveness should come from /you/ because YOU want that #and if you can't get to that point then please find something else to help you <3 #i'm healing through investing in ME. i don't give a rat's ass about how my abusers feel frankly. they were monsters to me #and i don't have to forgive any of that. and the same goes for you #people like to think that forgiving something like abuse is akin to forgoving somebody for eating the last klondike bar...#...because they do not/cannot/don't want to consider that it's SO much deeper than 'they did small bad thing to me :('...#...so that minimalization makes it easier to blame victim/survivors for the crime of 'not forgiving'

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wariocompany · 7 months

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I don't even know what to say at this point

#sorry butcher I love you I know you already linked it but well it's reparations #Nobody watches a youtube video you have to guide them to the mp4 like a sickly horse #Literally only Oscar would be like no please come back! And slump sadly . because he wants to tell him to eat shit even more #and yes my dear Oscar. I don;t care. whatevrr. i don't care #mp4 #Count von Count #Oscar the Grouch #sesame street #Scrampire #< theft

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sapphicbitch77 · 17 days

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Self control? I had self control once. They put me in a hab, a planty hab. A planty hab with rocks. Rocks? I hate rocks. They make me lose self control. Self control? I had self control once. They put me in-

#hdg #human domestication guide #dirtposting #everyday 5 trillion florets don't eat rocks #for just 1 rock a day you too can give florets the snacks they deserve #please feed them they are so so sad

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your-fave-is-being-blended · 4 months

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If you blend jacob hopkins from the owl house I will eat 1 bar of soaped 🙏

Jacob Hopkins from The Owl House is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#(why do i always get anons that eat soap)#(please don't eat soap)#your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #jacob hopkins #the owl house

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gildeddlily · 1 month

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my honest reaction when blue lock

#he's talking ab kaiser and ness! too bad i'm alr in love with them #at first i was afraid bc someone in a fic called kaiser a nazi and I was like UH??? but now i'm reading the manga and he isn't!!!#at least i hope (please jesus don't do this to me i may be your toughest soldier but i'll break all the same)#i have so many screenshots #im gonna post a miles long thing with every one of them i swear to god #I FUCKING HATE SOCCER #blue lock #bachira meguru #michael kaiser #isagi yoichi #alexis ness #he's so pretty omfg i need to eat him

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