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ashtonsunshine · 4 months

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i've never felt this small and insignificant in my entire life

time to go live in a hollowed out tree in the freezing wilderness yk

Literally me.

#He's so intimidating when he wants to #FUCK!!!!!!!#please do it again sir #5sos #ashton irwin #ask #ashton ask me

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months

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Why would you—That's not—I just wanted to ask for help, why did you have to go and make it awkward???

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #Its such a relief to not have to draw so many characters once again.#Redrawing the specific font from the English translated mdzs books was surprisingly fun!#Maybe I'm alone in this...but I think characters switching to a different font of speech for *emphasis* is peak comedy #you can't communicate voice changes of sound very well in non audio forms so this is the best I can do.#Anyways...rip Xue Yang. You finally meet your idol and he brushes you off #Rather— he doesn't live up to the expectations you built in your head #Kind of an on going issue there Jester (I refuse to call him king or sir)#XY is constantly making people out to be the versions he needed them to be to feel justified in his actions #but struggles to pivot when confronted with the fact that these ppl are *more* than just one surface reading!#wwx doesn't actually think xy is flirting. He's just tired of all the fake fans + wants to get out of this convo.#button mashing the A button to skip the unskippable cutscene #Lan Wangji is in the next comic btw. I've missed him dearly. I'm sorry he's been gone so long </3 #edit: poorly spelt MDZS strikes again. This is why I need more time to write my comics. So I can actually proofread B*(#edit2: I cast 'Power of Technology' and fixed my error. Everyone reblog this version instead please

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flyingcakeee · 1 month

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Oh god I'd pay money for Logan to tell James something super backhanded that gets broadcasted live and be like the next "James, it's Valtteri" because that would be amazing. Like, imagine Logan crosses the line in P9 and he's like, "James, I'm still replaceable, right?" Would pay good money for that.

#Logan is too nice to ever do that tho #he'd be like 'omg guys thanks so much we did it thank you ^^'#like no sir be a fucking bitch. 'not too bad for a second driver' all over again #multi 21 part 2 electric boogaloo #logan sargeant #james vowles #I love James please I just think I'd be so funny #Reddit would be amusing to look at

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lifemod17 · 14 days

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Trying (and failing) to be normal about the PEELED NECK

📸: adamross

#STOP IT WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SLUTTY NECKS #THIS IS CRIMINAL #AND IT'S FUCKING peeled?!??#let me at him please i wanna mister iii token sir i wanna give you gentle kisses in that there area #let me give you pretty hickeys #nutting on the dash again #sleep token #iii sleep token #teeth of god tour #also this hair makes it look like he has emo bangs and you know what? he can pull it off!!#i got something else you can pull of- NOPE

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fandomsandfeminism · 3 months

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Is there anything more bone-chilling as a woman who teaches in a middle school than when a male coworker starts to complain about kids breaking the dress code? (Or not EVEN breaking the actual dress code since ours is really lax, but breaking the dress code in their mind)

It's never good.

It's never a good time.

#sir please the children wearing leggings are not being immoral wtf #no its not just about following the rules leggings arent against the rules remember #no i understand that you think they should be against the rules but thats not the same thing #no i do not think that a tank top is a safety issue I teach English not woodshop #sir I will kill you if you say its about self respect again I dont care if its gonna make the teachers lounge uncomfortable

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theskoomacat · 6 days

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"perhaps you should leave this trial for now" "your failure was expected", - Supergiant don't understand the tool they gave me with the Trials. thanks to them i can practice beating certain parts of the run without having to go through the previous locations. polyphemus still wrecks my shit even though i've felled him 3 times aready, so getting a chance to do the rift over and over without having to fight him beforehand is HUGE. i'd probably continue redoing this trial even after i would have defeated Eris just to make sure that when i get there for real, i am prepared

#eris is fairly easy EXCEPT for those auto/shotgun fan attacks #i can never tell when she's about to do them and so i get my shit wrecked #also i like how before you defeat polyphemus mel is all like "sir can i please just squeeze past ya'' but after you kill him once she goes #''out of my way or i kick your ass again'' lol #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #my commentary

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roshambo05 · 3 months

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I never actually watched Ben 10 as a child so my friend told me to watch it and now I'm obsessed. But there is one very important detail that I cannot get over and that's the fact that Kevin eats his fucking corndogs like THIS

#kevin NO #why pls why would you do this to me #i have lost all respect for you #sir please-#ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 #kevin levin #cursed #shitpost #im hyperfixating again

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scarlet-and-ultraviolet · 11 months

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#sleep token #vessel #iii #ii #iv #i think i just almost fainted HOLY SHIT IV #if i wasnt on my knees before i fucking am now!!#please mr iv sir do that again inches from my face i am BEGGING you

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kedreeva · 1 year

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Went to let the birds out and found this furious little (baby) lad in one of the trenches, exhausted from trying to get out of the coop he so bravely wiggled his way into. I fetched him out and let him go outside the pen. Hopefully he won't be trying that again.

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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I feel so stupid but I do want cross guild to have some kind of genuine bond

NO, NO. I SPEAK YOUR TRUTH, ANON, ME TOO!!!!!!!! I've talked about this before. I talk about this a lot. I- I love talking about this, actually. I think it could happen. I think it should happen. In canon, and in my weird homosexual romantic fantasies of these three. You're not stupid, you're a genius. Big, big brain.

Gotta be brief about it because I have to go to work, even if some of you think I'm in here 24/7. I am not. Sadly. I wish I could:

I love the Cross Guild dynamic. It's SO good. Buggy's backstory revolves around being jealous of Shanks and the way other people talked about him and his potential and put all of Roger's legacy on his shoulders and ignored Buggy. In fact, Buggy has always been treated like shit. Like a clown, in a bad way. Like "oh, yes, Shanks' friend" and not just Buggy. Whatever. The thing is- Wouldn't it be great for his character (especially after chapter 1082) (I swear to God why do I have to mention that chapter every day. I have a thing with it it's pathological I can't stop thinking about it) to actually be respected/cared for for these two big people in the pirate world? Like the story starts with Croc and Mihawk hating Buggy's guts and only using him for their own plans, but after Buggy shows determination and hope and tells them he actually has dreams? Mihawk is bored with his life and Crocodile hasn't let himself actually follow his dreams since Arabasta. I think they're actually going to end up liking the clown at some point, even if it's just a little bit of respect. And it's not even unrealistic to think about, really. They just complement each other perfectly (Oda really put the three characters people expected to be together less in the same trio and somehow made it work. Excellent writing).

And if we talk about the ship, I just think they should kiss and be protective of their clown. I need it. My soul needs it.

#cross guild my absolute beloved #i genuinely think it's what buggy's character needs #I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS IDK WHAT ODA'S GOING TO DO BUT I NEED TO SEE IT SO BAD ALREADY #i've been waiting for a long time i need a cross guild chapter again please #one piece #cross guild #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile

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thiziri · 2 months

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Captain Tim Laurence at the Jackie Stewart Celebrity Challenge at Gleneagles, Scotland, on 01 July 1995.

#HOT DAMN 🔥#MY OVARIES #SIR 🥵🥵🥵#HIS VEINS #SHOVELS #HIS LONG FINGERS #HIS FUCKING PRETTY FACE #HIS HAIR #TALL DARK AND HANDSOME #THIS MAN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME #timothy laurence must be stopped #BRING IT BACK PLEASE #IMAGINE HIM DOING IT AGAIN NOW 🥵🥵🥵#tim laurence #timothy laurence #peter phillips #brf #british royal family #throwback

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ra-vio · 9 months

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Kainé, my beloved u_u

#nier #nier replicant #nier gestalt #kainé #kaine #i love her bro u_u i wanna replay so bad but my anxiety is through the roof and I’ve been trying so hard to lower it #ive been countering it by trying to draw #i need to 100% replicant again. i think it would fix me like genuinely #its gotta be on a new account too like with all the achievements not unlocked. ive done it twice already #its terrible. its the best thing on earth. i hate it. why would they do this. im so happy they did this #everyone talks about flower farming being the worst. no. flower farming is easy.#its the material farm that makes you wanna die #its me running the 15 nightmares for hours trying to hit the money achievement #if you wanna eagle egg farm dont do the aerie. do 15 nightmares #i can’t remember which door. i think i had a better time getting damascus steel there too #this is the worst grind in any video game ever but like. if they took this away from me? would actually be inconsolable #sir that is my emotional support material grind that makes me wanna die. please understand

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moongothic · 7 months

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Many people have pointed out (in relation to Crocodad) how in Japanese the etymology of the word "wani" (crocodile) is a bit complicated to say the least and in mythology could mean a variety of things, including a shark, sea monster or a dragon

Which, of course, is quite an interesting coincidence. Crocodile does often get referred to as "wani" not just by Luffy but some other characters, and so it would be just a little funny if both of Luffy's dads were sorta kinda called dragons

There's also people pointing out how Zoro's mother was called "Tera", similar to terra (earth) and Sanji's mother was named Sora (sky). So if Luffy's birthing parent was named after a water-dwelling creature, well, it'd be cute and round out the monster trio's birthing parents in a funny way, since we'd have earth, sky and the sea

But what really is fucking me up about the whole wani-thing is the Myth of Toyotama-hime

So the TL:DR; of the myth is

The pregnant princess Toyotama came from the Ryuuguu Castle deep in the oceans onto land to give birth to her child, telling her husband that when she would give birth, she would revert back into her true form, requesting him to not look at her while she gave birth. But her husband could not keep that promise, so he peeked in on his wife, only to witness a giant wani giving birth. The sight of this horrified the husband so much he fled, while Toyotama princess was so hurt by what had happened that she returned to the sea, abandoning her child.

Indeed, this myth bringing up wani pregnancy is just. An interesting coincidence for Crocodad speculation

Of course, we know Oda borrows from mythology (fucking, Fishman Island's castle is literally the Ryuuguu Castle), so if Crocodad Real, it's genuinely plausible Oda could('ve) take(n) inspiration from that very myth

Thing about it is that though...

Like, if we're assuming Crocodile never fully realized he was trans until he got pregnant, then him transitioning either immidiately or as soon as he could after giving birth would make sense. Dude seeks out Iva-chan and gets the t-juice*, so on and so forth, but my question is like, would that have been before or after delivering the baby to Dragon (so he could then pass it onto Garp)

*(Or hell, maybe Iva-chan was there helping deliver the baby, helping Crocodile crack his own egg etc, maybe the secret Iva-chan is holding over Crocoboy's head isn't that they knew Crocodile is trans and could out them, but knowing Crocodile gave birth to god know whose child)

Because like

How did Dragon find out about his partner transitioning?

Did pre-T Crocodile tell him he was transitioning while handing over the baby? Or did he just leave without an explanation and allowed Dragon to just Take In The Change after it had happened whenever they saw each other again (if they ever did, for all we know he could've just walked away without talking to Dragon again and Dragon just found out either from Iva-chan directly or from seeing him on the news)

Or did Crocodile transition first and then deliver the baby to Dragon without any warning, again, just giving Dragon one hell pf a surprise

In any scenario, how did that even go down?

And we have to ask the sad question of... is Dragon a Bisexual King or not? And would Crocodile have been... afraid of Dragon's reaction? (This would've been a younger Crocodile mind you, who would literally have been just coming out of his shell, and that shit's scary man)

Because if Toyotama Princess is any indicator, this wani's relationship did not end well after her truth was revealed

Like, let's say Crocodile transitioned first and then showed up without warning as a man to Dragon to hand over the baby. Thing is, while we know VERY LITTLE about Dragon still, I can't imagine him being like violently transphobic or even lashing out at his partner when he'd come out. But I could imagine him being so shocked he'd be left utterly speechless.

And I'm not entirely sure which would be worse; Dragon outright but "kindly" telling Crocodile he's not into men and breaking the poor bastard's heart, or Bi!Dragon being too shocked to say anything, letting Crocodile to just jump to conclusions based on his reaction (and maybe then causing Dragon to jump into further conclusions (that Crocodile must actually be into women)), unintentionally causing a divorce out of sheer misunderstanding and literal lack of communication

And the sad part is, considdering Dragon is a very secretive man, who according to the Crocodad Theory can't even have told his partner his full name mind you... The miscommunication seems very plausible to me?? Does it not?

Or, maybe Crocodile delivered the baby to Dragon pre-T and told him he's going to Iva-chan without further explanation, jumping into conclusions, afraid to hear what Dragon would say. So he just leaves without explaining before Dragon gets to say a word. And Dragon just accepts it. Assuming he's the one getting dumped.

Either way, whatever might've happened can't have been good, can it

Also, considdering Garp is a fucking idiot (affectionate), and Luffy clearly inherited The Stupid from his grandfather, I would not be surprised if Dragon was also actually a bit of a himbo underneath that serious face he puts on (either that or Crocodile kept on smoking while pregnant)

Which could also turn what would otherwise be a tragic miscommunication into an absolute comedy if Crocodile and Dragon ever met again and the two realized that they're both idiots who jumped into conclusions and ruined their marriage by refusing to talk about their fucking feelings to each other. This is an absolute trainwreck of a family

But considdering the things Crocodile has done by this point*, would it ever even be possible for the two to reconcile?? Because, althought Dragon is pro-overthrowing corrupt governments especially if they're affiliated with the World Government, from what I can tell, he's still against unnececary violence (Vegapunk even comments that Dragon "hates war" in a flashback) and needless loss of life. And Crocodile caused just that.

*And I don't even mean the failed attempt at taking over Alabasta, I mean the drought Crocodile caused that caused countless people to starve to death and then caused the civil war which had already taken lives and permanently disabled people BEFORE the Strawhats ever even get to Alabasta. Like Crocodile's bomb may have been a dud but he still caused people to die for no reason, and I can't imagine Dragon being fine with that. But then again, Robin and other Baroque Works members also contributed to the loss of life and their sins have been neatly swept under the rug so IDK

And like. We don't know if Crocodile moonlighted as a Revolutionary for like 10+ years after Luffy was born and slowly went out of contact or if he just left immidiately. But theoretically, the two might not have even seen each other in like almost 20 years

That'd be a long time to carry a broken heart

How the fuck would you even heal from that

Also like

Crocodile did seem a little suicidal at Impel Down if I'm being honest

Like.

He had a dream of becoming Pirate King. But he lost to Whitebeard, and his dreams were ruined.

Dude had a master plan to take over a country that took him almost a decade to pull off, only for it to get wrecked in the final hour by a literal child.

His useless underlings then come and try to break him out of prison

And he chooses to stay

When we finally see his face for the first time in Impel Down... His mouth might be forming a smile, but those eyes aren't

And he even says it himself

"I didn't think there'd be anything for me to do if I were free"

Is it not like he has given up on life entirely..?

And sure, he does ask to be let out so he can get revenge on Whitebeard, but was it out of a genuine belief he could actually take down the old man or just a slightly more fun way to die than rotting away in prison for the next few decades?

You know the saying, "to be loved is to be changed"

Frankly, the same goes for the reverse. Being unloved, or believing yourself to be unloveable will change you. For the worse

#OP Meta #Crocodad #Sir Crocodile #I know I keep on saying I don't believe in Crocodad anymore and here I am back on my bullshit again #This asshole is the only thing keeping me from falling apart rn just please let me have this #I'm just so fucking intriqued by the storytelling potential here #Of what the fuck happened #If it's real #The tragedy could be absolutely devastating #Or you could have an insane One Piece slapstick reunion #I am extremely fond of the idea of The Disaster Family mind you #Because they could be so fucking funny (especially if you included Garp) (Holy shit can you fucking IMAGINE)#Like yes emotional reunion between Crocodile and Luffy yes sure #But please considder #Luffy somehow finding out and then demanding for an explanation from An Extremely Reluctant Crocodile #Who can't really do much because he doesn't have it in him to hurt his baby boy but also The Baby Boy is an unstoppable MENACE #The slapstick would be hysterical #Also I am pro-Bullying Crocodile #Moon posting #On a slightly less downer of a note to end on #While Crocodile might've given up on life before Marineford he certainly found a reason to live during/after Marineford #This was supposed to be a short post how did it turn into borderline fanfic

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russellius · 5 months

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MOTOR SPORT: Never pushed harder: Russell seeks positives from miserable F1 season

I could comfortably lift my foot off the gas pedal and drive a percent below the limit and I could sit here right now and tell you that I wouldn’t make a single mistake. And probably when I sit through my championship years, I probably wasn’t being pushed as much as I’m pushing myself now. I’m purposely trying to push myself further and beyond, and I’m not satisfied with just being on par with my team-mate in qualifying or whatever it may be.

#george russell #f1 #*m #q #23 #(he is so amazingly fascinating. like i just love his brain. his mind.)#(george: i used to speed when i was younger. not anymore tho.#also george: *drives around monza - the town - like he is still in his f1 car*)#(volleyball with danny. darlings.)#(just keep to that okay please do not ski sir.)#(anyway i really trust him to become a beast in 2024. he learned so much from this season and he has such a good base to build on #his pace is there his brain is there and he keeps improving #i cant wait to see him race again)

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terribleoldwhitemen · 1 year

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Look after them. Dad won't understand.

#itv endeavour #originals #gifs #not me giffing this scene for the sake of miserable disheveled thursday no sir your honor sir #but can somebody PLEASE tell me what it means that morse follows him inside. like what does that conversation look like.#'yeah she's gone. no she didn't say. why was I parked outside your house at dawn in the first place? well you see--'#[but in seriousness what does it mean?? does thursday intend for him to follow? is it a silent invitation?#do they all just have the world's most morose breakfast together? okay I'm back to being flippant again it seems]

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oh-men-of-dark-and-dismal-fate · 1 year

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I feel like we as Brahms simps do not talk enough about that little gasp he does on the phone the first time he calls Greta.

#not when he does the whole little boy voice trying to get her to follow the rules #but during that scene where Greta is calling her sister and the phone immediately rings after she hangs up only for no one to reply to her #it's so faint but its a like a whimper almost #like sir please do it again #brahms heelshire

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