Me: [angry] What the HELL did you DO?!

Paladin: I have freed this poor soul from the curse of lycanthropy. I have channeled divine power through this mortal vessel and reversed this terrib—

Me: [crying] You ruined a perfectly good Werewolf is what you did!

I need all classic monsters to be made into Lisa Frankenstein style of movie. Dracula, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Wolfman, Invisableman. Hell even Jekyll & Hyde.

I need 70s/80s/90s. Campy. Unhinged girlies who are also monster fuckers.

Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

The US single-handedly blocked the UN from recognizing Palestine by vetoing a draft resolution in the Security Council that recommended that “the State of Palestine be admitted to membership of the UN.” With 12 council members voting yes, a clear majority voted in favor; only the UK and Switzerland abstained.

Meanwhile, 139 of the 193 UN member states already recognize Palestine, virtually all of the world safe for the Global North and its closest allies.

Even in the EU, several countries are set to recognize Palestine soon. Since 2012, the Palestinians have been a non-member observer state to the UN, a de facto recognition of statehood granted by the UN General Assembly.

However, the Security Council and then at least two-thirds of the General Assembly must approve an application to become a full member of the world body.

The Palestinian push for full membership came six months into Israel’s devastating war of extermination against the Gaza Strip, and as Israel is expanding settlements in the occupied West Bank, which the UN already considers to be illegal.

play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

not gonna say it again

i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

during my first ever campaign, back when lotus was super mean and evil, they intimidated that one paralyzed tiefling in the locked warehouse and looted everything. needless to say, wyll was not pleased when they got back to camp lol

via zayydante

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

even if i was immortal, i know my instincts to procrastinate would become ten times worse since i would have all the time in the world to get something done.

The thing I'm most excited to grow this year in the garden is potatoes. I've ordered some new varieties and some cool looking sweet potatoes. By fall, my friends, I shall be in spud heaven.

its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life