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bob-mirum · 11 months

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Эх.. Как же хочется обнять ПиццаХеда..

It feels like a hug day :D

#pizza tower #pizzahead #pizzahead x reader #я бешеная мне нужно в изолятор

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oldmanenjoyer · 1 year

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Could you do Pizzahead with an S/O that works at Peppino's Pizza? It'd probably be pretty conflicting having a partner that wotks for your arch nemesis

My brain be blanking a bit so I hope headcanons are alright!

A living is a living! You need money, and jobs are kinda sparse out in the country like this. So you work with Peppino, a cashier for the front while also keeping on top of cleaning around the pizzeria. Anything he asks, you do, like a Jack of trades. And your partner despises it

Peppino destroyed his tower! Sure, he threatened the pizzeria first, but that guy knocked down the tower! Pizzahead doesn’t understand how you can even exist near the Italian man without getting enraged. He knows money is tight and there’s not a lot to offer, but!! The principle!! How can you betray him this way?

It’s like this in the beginning, with Pizzahead being a bit pouty (and even a little jealous) about your working situation. He sometimes refuses to let you go when you have to leave, making you late. However, as time passes and no shenanigans occur, he relaxes. You’re good to him, and you’re helping him settle into the non-tower life! You’re the best partner he could ever ask for, even if you’re working for the enemy.

Once Pizzahead becomes more chill about everything, he starts visiting you at work. He mostly flirts with you, loitering without ordering anything because it’s not like he eats pizza himself. He likes seeing you, and it also pisses off Peppino because he’ll order a drink and refills, making him a paying customer that can’t be kicked out. It’s a good, fun time for him, and assures that you won’t get in trouble for not kicking him out either. Though you do limit these interactions to a maximum of twice a week.

You both know what Peppino is capable of, and as much as you love flirting with Pizzahead, you don’t want his lights getting punched out. Again

#pizzahead x reader #pizza tower x reader #a menace

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dullahanblorboposting · 1 year

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so....... the pizzahead x reader thing I wanted to write is. Something. Take this out of context bit

Pizzahead ignores your question, only slouching farther onto the counter in a fake, overly dramatic pout. You figured it wouldn't be so easy.

"Really though, it can't be good for you to bottle up whatever's going on in there, you know," you gesture vaguely at his head. "Half the time you come in here you're so tense I swear I could snap you in half like a stale baguette."

A small twitch of his eyebrow at your observation is all the confirmation you need to prod a bit further. "I know you like to act like everything is a big joke, right, but it's not exactly hard to see when there's something bothering you through that goofy façade you wear all the time. There! That! That exact look you're giving me right now tells me I'm right and you don't wanna talk about it. That is THE most strained smile I have ever seen. That's exactly what I'm talking about."

No comical or whitty retort follows. Nothing at all, actually- Pizzahead just maintains the same smile-grimace, head tilted off to the side and away from your scrutinizing gaze. The silence is painfully unusual and for a moment you think you might have pressed a little too hard. Maybe a different approach is called for.

You soften, exhaling deeply. A gentle hand reaches out to rest on his forearm, and the moment you make contact his eyes shoot open wide with shock. Pupils tiny pin pricks and that signature grin dropped in the blink of an eye, clearly caught off guard.

"Totino... Can you please tell me what's bothering you? It's ok to take yourself seriously sometimes. Really."

His gaze darts comically back and forth between your face and where your hand firmly grips his forearm, still looking stunned as a deer caught in headlights. You maintain steadfast eye contact and squeeze harder, damned if you let his cute, cartoonish theatrics distract you from getting through to him this time.

"Or, can you take me seriously if not?"

#pizzahead #pizza tower #pizzahead x reader #little snippet of the thing I'm working on #the full fic will be posted to writing blog (maybe my ao3 too) but ill rb it here #totino i hate you why are you so hard to write i hate you i love you i hate you shut UP #pizzahead big silly but internally full of rage and other such emotions. you are determined to get him to open up about that.#pizzahead has LAYERS he is COMPLEX i KNOW IT. unhinged and silly genuinely yes but there's MORE ALSO #reader insert #gender neutral reader #aaddghjkllhdsaa

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not-a-good-writer · 1 year

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Hypnotherapy | Pizzahead x reader

AN: this is based on an ask I saw on @nexus-eden 's blog. Pizzahead uses his hypnosis to help you de-stress.

CW: hurt/comfort, consensual hypnosis

The past couple days had been awful. You had so much to do all the time, it felt like you couldn't catch a break. It also seemed like most of the people you've had to interact with have been rude or insufferable.

You finally had a whole day to relax and unwind; though, you found that to be more difficult than you initially thought. It's like your brain was still in work mode and running a mile a minute. Like it hadn't yet realized you were resting. You thought about all the things that still needed to be done in the near future. You replayed the events of the previous days in your head, along with some of the nasty things people had said to you.

It all got to be too much and you felt tears start to well up in your eyes. You got out of bed and went to go find Tonio. If anyone would be able to help you calm down, it was him.

You softly knocked on the door to his office, "Come in!" just the sound of his upbeat voice made you feel slightly calmer. You opened the door and stepped inside, "Hey Tony." Your stress was evident in your tone, since Tonio gave you a look of curiosity that turned into one of concern.

"You ok dear? You don't look so good." He walked towards you and placed a hand on your shoulder. You felt another batch of tears well up as you tried to speak clearly, "No, I- the past few days have been real hard on me. I could use some help to relax."

He placed one of his hands on your cheek and used his thumb to wipe a stray tear, "Of course, hun. C'mere." He led you to a couch in the room and had you sit down. He made eye contact with you and asked, "Ready?"

"Mhm." You stared into his eyes as pink and green rings formed in the whites of them. Within a few seconds it felt like all the stress and tension in you completely melted away. Your body felt warm and light, and your mind was totally at ease.

"Feel better?"

"Much."

Tonio pulled you to rest against him and gave you a soft kiss on the head. You smiled and snuggled close to him, feeling content and happy in his presence.

#pizza tower #pizzahead #pizzahead x reader #hypnosis au #i couldn't help myself #im a softie and i love the idea of him using his powers for good

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melody-chan333 · 1 year

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New PT AU

I know this sounds a teensy bit stupid, but... ahem...

Yandere!Pizzahead x Fem!Reader

in this AU, Pizzahead loves you, but he'll do anything to have you. And I mean anything.

I made this while I was listening to Mind Electric (bc it's a good music), and it is for people who liked, love, and/or simped for Pizzahead, so here ya go, Pizzahead simps and enjoyers!

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #pizzahead #yandere!pizzahead #fem!reader #y/n #pizza tower x reader #pizza tower x y/n #pizzahead x reader #pizzahead x y/n #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #he's such a psycho #i mean look at him #tw yandere #tw obsessive love #tw blood #tw possessiveness #tw manipulation

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xyloivan · 1 year

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pizza tower ships tier list

sorry, not sorry

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ittorule34 · 1 year

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That delusion ended already can someone give me a new one?

#showbiz pizza #pizzaface #i love pizza #pizzano #pizzalover #pizza hut #pizzatime #pizza #i killed 17 out of 18 orphans at the orphanage the 18th is in my pizza alive #pizza tower #pizzahead #penny pizzazz #genshin smut #genshin x reader #itto smut #genshin

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ivyloveheart · 10 months

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Why is so much Pizzahead x reader stuff always with super feminine/female reader

#just like. it’s been that for most of the stuff I’ve found both here and on ao3 #it’s just weird to me and also kind of disappointing because I’m masc aligned #he’s also just like. very mlm/nblm to me and it just feels weird to me to ship him with women idk #like do what you want idrc but the way there’s so little GN or masc-aligned reader x Pizzahead stuff is just a little odd to me #Ivy can speak

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manicplank · 2 months

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reader asking to marry them head cannons?

uhhh I usually don't do reader x but I'll do this ONE time.

You and them have had a wonderful time together tonight. The sun is starting to set. The day could only be perfect if one more thing happens. You tell them you want to watch the sunset with them before going home. They agree, and you find a beautiful spot in the field. They glance at the colorful sky, and you get down on one knee. They turn to you, and you open the box with the ring. "Will you marry me?"

Peppino: He's frozen. His eyes are wide. He looks scared. He looks around. "I need to sit down..." He sits in front of you, staring at the ground. He's having a panic attack. The sudden thought of such commitment is a shock to him. He looks you in the eyes and says, "...Yes? I mean, yes!" He starts laughing with relief. "Yes! Hahahahh...."

Gustavo: He gasps. "Me?" You nod, "Yes, you." He looks around and begins to cry. He's hesitant. It may seem like a simple question, but to him, it's a challenge. Both of your hearts are racing. "I'm scared, Y/N..." "Why," you ask. "I don't know... But for now... Yes." He smiles, "Yes, I will marry you!"

Mr. Stick: He puts his hands on his cheeks. "Of course!! Of course, I'll marry you!" He pulls you up into a hug. He's been waiting so long for you to propose. In fact. if you didn't, he was going to. "Took you long enough," he teases.

Pepperman: He laughs. "Really? You're serious?" You nod, and he stops smiling. "I'm sorry, Y/N... I'm not ready. I don't see myself being ready anytime soon." You frown and close the box. That certainly wasn't the reaction you were hoping for. However, when you stand, he puts his arm around you. "But I still love you."

The Vigilante: "WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?!" You get wide-eyed and worried. "Hoh, sweet Cheesus Crust, you almost gave me a heart attack!" He smiles. "Yes, haha, I will marry you!" The old cheese is happy he finally found a forever soul mate to live on the farm with him. He was so afraid he was going to die alone. You just took away his greatest fear.

The Noise: He laughs in your face. "Are you fuckin' serious?" He laughs again. "You, HAH, you really thought that I'd, HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" He walks away, still laughing to himself. Oh... You're completely flabbergasted. You knew he had commitment issues, but you thought he loved you enough to move past that. You haven't heard from him or seen him since the failed proposal. You're completely heartbroken...

Noisette: "WHAT?! Y/N!!!" She seems angry. "No!! I just... No! I'm sorry, I just-" She starts to cry. You stand up to comfort her, but she backs away. "I thought we were just having a good time, and you, you, you... UGH!!! I didn't even know you felt that way! I just... No!" She storms off. She calls you the next day to tell you she's breaking things off. "Whatever it was that you thought we had was never there for me. Sorry, but I just don't think we can see each other anymore." Ouch.

Fake Peppino: He eats the ring. "So... is that a yes," you ask. He doesn't realize what you were asking. Before you ask again, you realize that he probably isn't the most eligible bachelor and that this was probably a bad idea. Oh well. You shrug it off and throw the box for him to chase. He brings it back, and you two end the day with a nice game of fetch.

Pizzahead: "Oh, goodness gracious!" He puts his hand over his mouth. "Well, uh," he tugs at his bowtie, "I'm flattered, but... Are you really, really, REALLY sure?" You nod. "Well... Oh, what the hell, yes! Yes, I will marry you!" He pulls you up and picks you up into a hug. His pepperoni cheeks are jolly as ever.

Pillar John: "Erm... Y/N... I don't know..." He scratches the back of his head. He seems uneasy. "I'm gonna need a little time to think on this. It's a big decision." Well, that could've gone better, but... You put the ring away, and you two sit and watch the sunset.

Gerome: He stares at you. "No." You put the ring away and stand up. "I'm sorry," you apologize. "Marriage isn't for me," he says, "I'm not very big on commitment. Let's just enjoy what we have for now, and whatever happens, happens." You two sit and peacefully watch the sunset.

#pizza tower #noise #the noise #headcanon #pizzahead #noisette #peppino #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #pepperman #the vigilante #mr. stick #pillar john #pizza tower gerome #pizza tower gustavo

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bob-mirum · 11 months

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I don’t know if someone has requested this, but I’m intrigued how pizzahead looks in your style! Can I give a smooch? Maybe?

You're the first one who requested him x)

I want to tell about my irony of fate: just yesterday I caught a little focus on this guy. Why irony - because I didn't like him before :D And then I see this request and I'm just like "Now I'm definitely caught"

also lil smooch on the cheek I don't really like the way I got it, I hope to learn how to draw him better in the future xd

#pizza tower #pizzahead #pizzahead x reader

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pizzatowerconfessions · 9 months

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We need more Pizzahead x reader fics tbh, i don't see enough love for him

.

#pizza tower #pizza tower pizzahead

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oldmanenjoyer · 1 year

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I want a fanfiction of me and pizza head getting married

(I had it in my head for a long time)

Please?

The wedding is large. It encompasses the whole tower. TVs are strewn about every floor, broadcasting the event to every minion that roams the worlds tucked into the tall castle.

All eyes are on you, stood proud at the alter. The attention is overwhelming, but you try to focus instead on the proud groom. He bounces around the room, speaking to everyone in attendance.

The faces around you are familiar, your closest friends and family. Though some of these companions in relation to your soon-to-be seem a little annoyed, there's no ill words being spoken, most curious and in awe of the grand display around you.

Pizzahead spared no expense! All is glorious and eye-catching. The room around you feels alive with swaying decorations and careful lighting, perfect for a loving occasion such as this.

As the priest enters the room, Pizzahead slingshots to your side. His hands in yours he swings you around, laughing alongside you before a bemused crowd.

The priest speaks, a long tale of love and what love means, what marriage means when built upon love. Pizzahead winks at your throughout the sermon.

"And the vows?" The priest asks.

"I love you." Pizzahead says, plain and simple. "Done!"

You giggle. "I love you too."

"I suppose that's that, then." Says the chuckling priest. "Go on, kiss! Go and be married."

Pizzahead wastes no time. He dives forward, scooping you up into his arms to smooch and smooch and smooch. Cheers are heard, even felt throughout the tower. The world around you vibrates with the fluttering beats of your heart, a pleasant buzz that makes you feel more than human, more than mortal.

You feel divine in your new husband's arms, and judging by his beam, he feels the same.

#pizzahead x reader #pizza tower x reader #it's not a conventional wedding but it's ph we're talking about

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oldmanenjoyer · 1 year

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Hi! I hope you’re doing great 👍 could you maybe write a Pizzahead x reader where reader is some kind of damsel in distress?

Not all of the residents of the tower fall under Pizzahead's "rule" over the tower. Some of them are just little beasts searching for a home. Others Pizzahead created himself, like the robots and the clones of the Italian man that lives across the street that he hates so damn much.

These little residents don't mean you personal harm, they're just territorial. Such is proven when you enter the territory of the silly toppin robots, and immediately get grabbed by one.

The cold metal hands of the sausage serial killer robot squeeze too tight. You bones shift uncomfortably as you struggle, pleading to a robot with blank eyes. The other creatures that linger hide away, staring at the scene in fear of what's to come.

They won't help, not at the risk of death.

The robot spins on its heel, marching away from the entrance to the level, no doubt intent on taking out the trash. You wail for help, but it falls on deaf ears. Cameras with chattering teeth watch on, and anyone in your path scampers away to hide. There's no help coming.

Until a figure blocks the way.

You recognize Pizzahead's familiar shape, so relieved to see him. He holds a device with a big red button.

"Down!" He chirps. The robot drops you without hesitation, slinking off into the shadows to hide away. Pizzahead only smiles, arms open for your running embrace. "You okay, toots?"

"Fine!" You say, though you know you'll have bruises tomorrow. "Thank you for saving me!"

"Anytime!" Pizzahead hauls you up, onto his arm with a grin and a wink. You hug his neck and get a kiss on the cheek as thanks. "You can count on me, toots! How 'bout we leave this floor alone."

"Yeah." You agree, even though you only came here because you follow him.

That's something to address another time.

#doing fine thanks!!#pizzahead x reader #i think pizzahead is repressed #what is he repressing? everything #pizza tower x reader

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