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Francesco except he's terrible at cooking. The WGP racers all have a get-together and bring their home dishes for each other to try and Francesco would rather fake his own death than admit he can't cook.
Lucky for him everyone is too busy shouting at McQueen for using processed cheese to even worry about where Francesco is
#Francescos mom? incredible chef. but those chef traits where not passed down#pixar cars#cars 2#cars 2 francesco#pixar cars francesco#pixar cars headcannons#pixar cars headcanon#how do i tag this post#pixar cars francesco headcannon
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this is essentially lightnings rusteze commercial in cars 1
#cars 2006#cars fandom#lightning mcqueen#pixar cars#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#chase elliott#nascar#dale earnhardt jr#i love this commercial so much#how about a dale jr?#lets NOT put a 24 on it!#chase elliott my silly
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saw someone's headcannon post and I started thinking
blame @x0stormie0x for getting me into this mess
anyway
I love the idea of Doc being so fatherly towards Lightning. Like not even just being a part of the pit crew, all of RS became for Lightning, but literally being a father.
Someone mentioned Doc having to pull Lightning out of bed every morning, and HE WOULD! you're telling me this man is a morning person? never. he gets up at 3 pm SHARP.
I can see Doc waking Lightning up like in those cliche movies. He opens the blinds and yanks the covers off him. "Rise and shine, Mcqueen! we got training today!" All cheery and Lightning just groans and rolls over, trying to go back to sleep.
I can see during the off season Lightning and Doc just having this father-son relationship like no one else, and Doc even adopts Mater into the family dynamic at one point bc that's Lightning's beat friend and they already act like brothers anyway.
During off-season, while there is training, Doc isn't as harsh. Instead, he's sweeter and a little more gentle. It's only when racing season picks back up that he gets a bit harsher on our boy, and Lightning hates it, but he knows Doc does it out of love.
When they're not training, they're hanging out at Doc's place or maybe Flo's. Doc has to rally Lightning like he's a 3 year old because he gets so caught up in everything and starts getting so excited he can't contain himself.
They get on one another's nerves all the time, but that's because they love each other like their blood, and everyone knows it. They wouldn't have it any other way, especially when they keep each other busy and in check.
#cars fandom#cars pixar#cars 3#cars on the road#pixar cars#cars 2#lightning mcqueen#doc hudson#tow mater#radiator springs#cars headcanons
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Lightning McQueen hits the curb every time he pulls into Flo’s and every resident in Radiator Springs can and will make fun of him every chance they get
#lightning mcqueen#lightning mcqueen headcanons#radiator springs headcanons#radiator springs#cars#cars pixar#pixar cars headcanons#cars 2006
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while luigi is a lot more expressive and vocal, guido is definitely the more romantic one in the relationship. he always pulls out all the stops for every anniversary, valentine's day, birthday, and any other occasion thats special for them
one time, guido rebuilt the leaning tower of tires using some custom monster truck tires that spell out "TI AMO". luigi was hood over wheels/head over heels <3
#pixar cars#cars fandom#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fan art#fanart#cars luigi#luigi cars#cars guido#guido cars#luiguido#cars headcanons#cars fanart
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jackson storm is black as a human you can’t fight me on this I’m right
#cars pixar#pixar cars#cars 2006#cars 2#cars 3#cara fandom#headcanon#jackson storm#cars headcanons#cars human au#cars humanized
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Silly Sherdoc Comic
In my HC, Doc and Sheriff were best friends with benefits. :D
Based on this meme by Keke flipnote (original photos by Iana Abel)
#sherdoc#disney pixar cars#cars movie#cars fandom#pixar cars#cars#cars pixar#doc hudson#cars 2006#disney cars#cars headcanons#pixar sheriff#sheriff cars#sheriff#cheetah#meme#slurp
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Post Cars 3 human!lightning headcanons:
(Also leans into a bit of AU territory but the AU starts after cars 3 so it’s ok)
-mid 30s
-doesn’t race with the rookies officially anymore. He holds dirt track races for him and all the older racers. People are allowed to come and watch. These races get real popular, but they quieted down after a while.
-he didn’t get a new car cause he’s to attached to his old one, and he refuses to alter it either.
-uses Docs old car a lot. He fixed it up because being a mechanic became a new hobby of his
-had a couple a scars due to the assassination attempt and the crash. he also takes a bunch of meds cause the crash messed him up real bad. A lot of people consider Lightnings crash one of the worst.
-has ADHD. It was really bad when he was younger (cars 1) but it’s calmed down now
-people talk about Cruz getting in a potential car crash due to it being almost a curse. Doc, Strip, McQueen, so people think Cruz is next. It doesn’t help that this is one of McQueens biggest fears.
-races Cruz as a part of her training
-hates it when people call him old. Everyone calls him old.
-usually wears sweatpants, a white shirt, a jacket that’s both his old logo and Dinoco themed, and his own merch (a hat and lightning glasses) as a crew chief uniform
-he let Cruz use his old racing suit (he also let her alter it a bit by adding some of her signature yellow to his red)
-lost a bit of his professionalism but not a bit of his charm
-gets a lot of appreciation from the rookies on the track (cause he’s practically a dad to everyone on the track now)
-Lightning is to Cruz like Doc is to Lightning but way more chaotic
-part time teacher at Rusteze racing center. It was a horrible idea to hire him, but the rookies love him
-Harv made him keep his hair cut short and clean, but now he lets it grow out.
-He also has a heavier accent now due to all the time he spends in radiator springs.
-Married Sally. Fans started calling her Mrs. McKing. Though there’s already a Mrs. The King. They are best friends and have their own fan base.
-Always carries a cup with him to all of Cruz’s races. None knows what’s in it, and when anyone asks, he always gives a very vague answer, so none knows. It’s become very popular online for people to guess what Cruz Ramirez’s crew chief is drinking.
-convinced all his old racing friends to help out in the pits or become crew chiefs of their own rookies
-doesn’t usually let Cruz race internationally. He knows it’s unfair, but he’s still a little wary after the whole assassination attempt. A few of the racers from the world grand pix actually reached out to him to tell him he should be less paranoid in the nicest way possible- but then again, people strapped a bomb to his best friend in a attempt to murder him
-tried to teach Sally to race. He always lets her win even if he knows he can beat her easily.
-either really rough with Cruz or really soft with her; but over all incredibly over protective of her
-casually mentions/references things that happened in movie 1/2 and the majority of the time, no one but the Radiator Spring residents what he’s talking about
-hasn’t let Cruz get an proper agent yet. He knows he should, but he and Dinoco are enough right now.
-can throw Cal over his shoulders and drag him around (no matter how much Cal screams at him to put him down)
-broke off his contract with Harv and put Harv on a no contact list. I don’t personally think Harv was physically or extremely abusive- I thinks he’s more exploit-y and mostly cares about fame and money. He was really distant with McQueen but he did have a good hold over the kid, I mean we all know how excited Lightning gets when he gets to talk to or even see Harv. The entire court case was about Harv taking more of Lightnings winnings than what’s legally allowed, and it really changed Harvs attitude towards Lighting, which led to a restraining order and a no contact order.
-I have another headcanon that Harv became Jackson Storms agent, which led to a whole other court case
-Sally was the lawyer for both those cases
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– I'm not a violent dog I don't know why I bite
I heard that sound and the thought instantly crossed my mind that this could be a conversation between McQueen and Storm...
I mean, Jackson is like those children who, although they lived in prosperity, did not get enough sense of security and stability, which is why in adulthood they mask their fear with passive or active aggression, without realizing it themselves. They just constantly feel lonely, angry and fickle.
And by that time, McQueen was already an adult man who understands how human psychology works, so he feels that he cannot be angry at this "child", although he has the right.
Yes, this is re-upload!!
#cars fandom#cars fanart#cars pixar#disney cars#cars 3#cars human au#cars headcanons#cars humanized#jackson storm#lightning mcqueen
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Lightning: So life in the '50s wasn't like the movie Grease?
Doc:
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Not my usual posts, but I'm glad this is the NASCAR race I tuned in for! XD
But seriously, can anyone imagine this as a Cars thing? The winner of the New Hampshire race gets to hold the 20 pound lobster named after the town FJFNNSKEJ
#nascar#martin truex jr#idk what to tag this#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#pixar cars headcannon#pixar cars headcanon
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since this nascar season started we’ve had Two cars “references” during the races, and this actually might be the coolest and best one
#cars 2006#cars fandom#lightning mcqueen#pixar cars#cars headcanons#memory’s headcanons#doc hudson#sally carrera#strip weathers#chick hicks#i was LOSING MY MIND#WHAT ARE THE CHANCES#nascar
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Cars INCORRECT QUOTES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ (mainly featuring the RGB Trio lmfaoo. Probably humanized too)
Lightning: [Pointing at Chick] Look at him and tell me there is a God!
Strip:
Chick: He made me in his own image👹👹👹
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Lightning: [On the phone] Hey Doc? Can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Doc: Why do you need $5000? Plus aren’t you rich???
Lightning: It’s for an escape room.
Doc: What kind of escape room needs $5000?!
Lightning:
Lightning: Jail.
ALTERNATIVELY:
Cal: [On the phone] Uncle Strip, could I borrow… 5000 smackeroos?
Strip: Why do you need $5000?
Cal: For an escape room.
Strip: What the hell kind of escape room needs $5000?!
Cal: Jail.
Strip: 🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️
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Chick: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked and upset.
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Strip: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?
Chick: Just give him a minute… or two… This is seriously entertaining…
Lightning: [Struggling and on the verge of tears whilst pushing on a door that VERY CLEARLY has pull written on it]
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Doc: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
ALTERNATIVELY:
Strip: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Sally: [Annoyed] What are you, five?
Lightning: [With sass, no braincells] Yeah! Five heads taller than you!
Sally:
Lightning:
Lightning: I’m deeply sorry for my actions and have learned from my mistakes please don’t hurt me.
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Chick: Go big or go home!
Hicks Crew Chief: [Tears in his eyes] We’re all begging you, Chick. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once, go home.
Chick: I’m going big. 👹👹
Hicks Crew: [Muffled sobbing]
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Lightning: I have an idea—
Strip: [Racer-Sitting for the other Crew Chiefs] If it involves you, Chick, Cal, Bobby, and the Avatar Theme-song then no.
Lightning: [Crossing his arms sassily] Well never mind then!
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Strip: Gods give me patience…
Chick: I think you mean “give me strength”.
Strip: [Exhausted, pointedly] If the gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
Chick: [Nervous sweating]
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Sorry it’s so short yall! If you guys have any suggestions for incorrect quotes please feel free to drop them and lmk abt them. I’m having fun writing these lmaooo.
Anyways I think I’m funny lol. Enjoy these 💀
#cars 2006#cars 1#humanized cars#chick hicks#human lightning mcqueen#humanization#lightning mcqueen#strip weathers#headcanon#incorrect quotes#doc hudson#pixar cars#humanized cal weathers#cal weathers#sally carrera
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More brain rot lmq headcanons:
Lightning McQueen loves running as well
I think he would’ve been really good at it during track in high school or sm
He let that dream die once Harv signed him
He runs every morning when he isn’t practicing with Doc
Lightning is determined to get a fast mile time so Sheriff drives behind Lightning and goes on the intercoms saying “come on” “faster faster” “don’t let that race car be the only fast thing about ya”
Like just image Lightning bolting down the street while Sheriff is a few feet behind him with Doc in the passenger seat
#lightning mcqueen#radiator springs#cars pixar#cars 2006#sheriff cars#doc hudson#lightning and sherrif#lightning mcqueen headcanons#humanized cars headcanons#pixar cars headcanons#lightning and doc
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heres my version of sargemore
yes, fillmore wears sarge's other dogtag <3
#also the matchstick that fillmore is using is those long ones that ppl use to light candles#pixar cars#cars fandom#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fan art#fanart#fillmore cars#cars fillmore#sarge cars#cars sarge#sargemore#cars fanart#cars headcanons
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the Dinoco team is professional at all times
#cars pixar#pixar cars#strip weathers#tex dinoco#sorry this is my new favourite headcanon sooo#hogsart
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