More brain rot lmq headcanons:
Lightning McQueen loves running as well
I think he wouldāve been really good at it during track in high school or sm
He let that dream die once Harv signed him
He runs every morning when he isnāt practicing with Doc
Lightning is determined to get a fast mile time so Sheriff drives behind Lightning and goes on the intercoms saying ācome onā āfaster fasterā ādonāt let that race car be the only fast thing about yaā
Like just image Lightning bolting down the street while Sheriff is a few feet behind him with Doc in the passenger seat
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Late night lightning and doc dynamic brain rotā¦
Lightning wakes up late during an international racing trip. This probably wouldnāt be the most uncommon thing since he seems like a VERY heavy sleeper (see: entire first movieās plot happened because he managed to sleep roll out of his trailer) and it causes chaos as usual.
That day isnāt a race day, but it is an important interview/PR photo shoot/various other important not racing things day. He zips around the hotel/rental place they are staying at trying to get ready for the day. Meanwhile, Doc sits in the eye of the storm, chill as usual, seemingly just enjoying his coffee and letting Lightning make a mess of the place.
Later in the day, during a quiet moment while the photographers change the set, Lightning complains about the fact heās hungry but forgot to grab a lunch. He and the other racers taking part in the photoshoot try to figure where he can grab a quick bite the eat with the scarce time he has but draw blanks.
Doc then appears out of nowhere and hands Lightning a packed lunch in one of those classic brown paper bags. He knew he Lightning would forget to pack something in the morning rush and didnāt want him to go hungry.
Lightning is then (lovingly) teased by everyone else for the next couple months because heās so predictable that his dad crew chief knew to pack him a lunch
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Nobody does it like Taylor and her black and white albums
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CAUSE IM A REAL TOUGH KID I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT THEY SAID BABE YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID
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Boy I say I said boy listen here! Yaā got the makings of greatness in yaā boy! But yaā gotta take the helm and chart your own course, yessiree! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes youāll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show emā whatcha made of, boy! And I hope I say I HOPE Iām there, catchinā some of the light off of ya that day!
Based on some stupid twitter trend
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jay is a rlly good pickpocket
SO TRUE
thief jay thief jay thief jay
Jay didn't grow up with a lot of money (junkyards sadly aren't that profitable), he never got the newest trend, but he didn't really need it, he saidā¦ Until he found out that video games existed.
He had an old TV, but it was just new enough for a console if Ed or Edna ever agreed to buy one. He started to save up money from chores, but it quickly became obvious it wasn't enough, and wouldn't be enough for a long time.
He was around 12 when he started to break into people's shops to find things to steal, and was pretty good at it too. One day, Jay broke into a shop that Ronin was also breaking into and threatened to report Jay unless he helped him with the heist.
Jay, obviously not wanting to go to jail, decided to help Ronin, after the items were successfully stolen, Jay convinced Ronin to give him the items so he could sell them, to which Jay ran away with the money. Ronin was impressed with his resolve and decided to let him keep the money.
Jay bought himself a new console and some games and didnāt go outside for days
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Does this make sense? It makes sense to me only bc Iām half asleep and made this with one eye open
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Made sm bc I was feeling silly and needed to speak my truth
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BESTIESSSS I GOT APPROVED FOR THE APT I SIGN THE LEASE TOMORROW YASSSS
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Staying in my childhood bedroom is sickening
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watching western ultras start reblogging posts about how iran is evil actually while zionists are reblogging the same exact posts is truly depressing you are fucking idiots
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Lightning inside Docās house:
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Bonzle I love you please donāt die
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Still not over Smokey saying āHudās boyā
AHHH I MISS THEMšš
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Finally watching the second season of DR
please let me see my wife. I miss Jay
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