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smudgeandfrank · 3 months

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AHOY!! 💖🐈‍⬛🏴‍☠️💖 The kitty crew of the Revenge is now available for adoption in vinyl sticker form!! Get your favorite floofy pirates on my Etsy, and purr it through as a crew!! Link in my bio or go to etsy.com/shop/smudgeandfrank 💖🐈‍⬛🏴‍☠️💖

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mon-ster-chen · 4 months

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💫🙏🏼 samba shutte/instagram

#rhys darby #ofmd s2 #darling honey light of my life #our flag means death #the gentleman pirate #ofmdedit #taika waititi #izzy hands #con o’neill #stedebonnet #matthew maher #nat faxon #the swede #david fane #nathan foad

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theenoathee · 5 months

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i need a prequel mini-series about stede finding the crew and convincing them aboard asap bc like. where tf does one happen upon buttons in the wild. how’d he snag lucius. where on gods green one was the swede at. i need answers dammit

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letsdeerintheheadlightsuniverse · 2 months

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Fellow pirates, welcome to the Avenge Tour!

Following the tragic news about the future of ofmd, I've decided to channel my frustrations elsewhere.

They might have officially put the proverbial nail in the show's coffin, but that doesn't mean we can't remind the streaming services that as a fandom, we aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Please feel free to tag your posts, fanfictions, fanart, analysis, rants, and all things ofmd related with #avengeofmd (if you want to, of course).

Remember, it's not over until Izzy sings la vi en rose!

(You may also like and reblog this post to spread awareness)

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our-flag-means-death-killed-me · 1 month

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Stede: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Ed and I are dating.

Ed, Frenchie, Wee John, Ivan, the Swede, Roach, Fang and Black Pete: gasp

Lucius, Izzy, Jim, and Olu: gasp sarcastically

Stede: Ed, why are you surprised?!

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mermaidlighthouse · 5 months

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Sometimes I think about how the crew pimped out the Swede and EVERYONE except the Swede knew what was happening…that it ended up being the best thing to ever happen to the Swede and how sometimes it’s the unknown/unexpected things that make the biggest difference…sometimes you don’t know what it is that make you happiest/your best self and sometimes it comes out of nowhere but others it’s the people in your life that can put you on the path to finding your true joy

And that’s a beautiful thing to see….the way this show uses unconventional means to show the most human and wonderful aspects of life is my kink

But like don’t pimp out your unsuspecting friends…even if you need a job and a place to sleep…

#the best kinds of comedy are steeped in the full range of humanity #this show is so good #the swede #ofmd swede #the crew of the revenge #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #ofmd oluwande #oluwande boodhari #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #spanish jackie

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hellishunicorn · 1 year

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Incorrect OFMD, part 21

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avastyetwats · 6 months

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The flags made by the crew of The Revenge (ft. The Swede's reaction.)

#our flag means death #ofmd #the swede #stede bonnet #edward teach #izzy hands #ofmd gifs #our flag means death gifs #pirate #pirates #my gifs #ofmd edit #our flag means death edit #i love their flags so so much #everyone on that crew is so creative okay and these flags deserved to fly #and i love that that proudly flew them after they were made fun of #not just one but ALL of them #stede was so proud of his crew's work and i think that's beautiful #also swede's reactions kill me i love him

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toasterfroggy · 7 months

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OFMD SPOILERS!!! EP5

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THEY KISSED

THEY FINALLY KISSED AGAIN I CRAWLED ACROSS MY FLOOR WHEN IT HAPPENED

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

"you were fine things well" AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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al-mightys-blog · 4 months

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In this trying times I've decided that I'm cringe but free, so I can post as well my Power Point presentation about OFMD for my English classes I made a year ago 😌🫴🏻

5 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Watch OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

1. It's about pirates

1717. The Golden Age of Piracy.

Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnet set out to find adventure and renown on the high seas. And he met a famous legend – the dread pirate Blackbeard. We watch their adventures, exchange of experience and confrontation with the Navy. This is the moment when you begin to remember notorious works inspired by pirate culture. For example "Treasure Island", 'Pirates of the Caribbean" , "Assassin's Creed". And you think... haven't we had enough? Haven’t we seen and known everything about pirates? Enough is enough. Come up with something new, folks

2. It's a comedy

When you think about comedies, I believe your head is filling up with moments from your favorite movies and shows. The good and old quality content that went through fire and water and made you laugh so many times. They don' t make anything like this nowadays. And we are used to an empty and similar shell of comedies. So you need to ask yourself: do you really want to laugh out loud until your belly hurts, because that is what you will get if you start to watch “Our Flag Means Death”. The perfect timing and delivery, the combination of the old setting and new realities, the general idiocy of situations will bring you to the edge of tears. Do you really need this? Is it really worth it? Yeah, I thought so.

3. It has a brilliant cast

You won't find a show with such an ethnically diverse cast anywhere else. Yes, this is a show about pirates who spread fear on the shores of the West Indies and were persecuted by the British Navy, but your fellow aristocrat from Barbados speaks with a New Zealand accent. The scariest pirate in history not only also speaks with a New Zealand accent, he is also Māori. Your ordinary pirate crew has a cannibal, a weirdo with a cleaver, a killing machine and a scribe among others. You'll just be constantly distracted by thinking how well the actors nailed their roles.

4. It makes you believe in love again

You think you're watching a silly little comedy about pirates, but then you start realizing that you believe in love again. How could that happen?

The two main characters met when they needed each other the most. The terrible pirate Blackbeard - a living legend - has lost the will to live. Wealthy landowner Stede Bonnet escaped from the trap of aristocratic life. The spark that ran between them, in a favorable, open and trusting space, turned into deep feelings. One didn't realize their power, the other didn't realize them at all, but both were willing to sacrifice everything for each other. Do you really need to believe in love again? In this economy?

5. It's an ongoing series

The first season was realized last year. The second season is expected this spring. The plot can take any turn. This is not a safe watching of an already ended show. For example the real pirates in the real world, aka Stede No-Middle-Name Bonnet and Edward Teach Or Thatch, parted and both died in 1718. Literally a year after the events described in the first season. No one wants to watch a show where the main characters who are in love with each other die in the end.

These are five reasons why you shouldn't watch this show if you don't want to constantly think about pirates.

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batsarebetterthanpeople · 2 years

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Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Ed Edition / Part 4

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kityana · 8 months

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okay but just try and tell me this isn't going to be one of the last shots we see of ed this season. calm and happy, unlike the miserable ball of angst he was at the end of season 1. out of the blackbeard costume. giving up the trappings of his old life, looking toward a brighter future. a perfect parallel to this.

made even more obvious by the swede.

#Our Flag Means Death #Edward Teach #Blackbeard #Stede Bonnet #The Gentleman Pirate #The Swede

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youabsolutetwat · 1 year

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@stede

#ofmd #rhys darby #our flag means death #taika waititi #the swede #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackbeard #ed teach #gentleman pirate

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darkfire359 · 11 months

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What’s the difference between Izzy (who yells at people) and Stede (who abandons his family without a word), Ed (who makes someone murder his own dog and then basically forgets about it), Jim (who tries to lock someone in a storage trunk and drown them at sea), and Buttons (who tries to eat a guy’s finger, giving him an amputation-worthy infection in the process, for no reason)?

…Sometimes Izzy acknowledges and apologizes for his bad behavior.

#izzy hands #hot takes #this is basically a shitpost #it’s very uncharitable to everyone else and they don’t deserve it #Stede at least sometimes apologizes too #like when he offered Mary flowers for flipping out at the art show #though that was mostly just a fuckery tbf #anyway I am grumpy and in Izzy apologist mode #other things Izzy does better than main protagonists include:#- communicating his feelings when he’s upset about something #- asking for feedback and suggestions when people tell him he’s doing something wrong #- acknowledging that it’s fair for people to be upset with his actions and to treat him accordingly #- caring when good men who work for him are needlessly put in life-threatening peril #(looking at Stede’s reaction to Swede’s scurvy and Ed’s ‘they’re pirates; it’s their job’)

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virtualcrowncollectionsblog · 7 months

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Lucius's favourite song: AND WE'RE STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE

AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN' ALIIIIIIIIIII~IIIIIIIVE

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edscuntyeyeshadow · 7 months

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i love that Swede is just casually wearing a skirt in ofmd s2

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd swede #our flag means gay #gay pirates

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