Everyone says they want an 8ft tall robot dommy mommy until they submerge you in the glistening oil vats, then suddenly it's all "noo I don't want to be cleansed of the weakness of my flesh and embrace the divinity of steel, I don't want to serve the eternal glory of New Phyrexia as a puppet of the Machine Mother, nooo." If you ask for an evil metal overlady don't get surprised when they invade your home plane and purify your people with holy phyresis smh

exist to serve.

Usually a Phyrexian Obliterator would be destroying permanents, but right now he's destroying productivity... with a break!! (This has been a very big piece for me to take on but I am VERY proud of it c':)

A word on the Magic's current storyline...

...for "Phyrexia: All Will Be One".

umm, Didn't Planeswalkers have to be compleated through extensive surgery and modification along with the glistening oil bringing about phyresis? Tamiyo and Ajani had to be made compleat this way. So, are the five affected Planeswalkers not truly compleat yet? Is this how Magic is going to say these particular PWs can be saved? If that's the case, does that mean Tamiyo and Ajani can't be saved because they are compleat? I want this to be clarified in the story so we can have a solid knowledge base of how planeswalker compleation works.

Phyresis

"Perfection is at hand. You have been freed of weakness and made *compleat*." —Sheoldred, Whispering One

Artist: Izzy TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

Dominaria United story?

Oh, you mean "Karn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Phyrexian Invasion"

phyresis/compleation as a form of mental/emotional healing

You say, "riddled with microplastics," I say, "compleated."

Tomato, tomato.

Running the prerelease tonight so I figured I’d look the part

Sacrifice

Artwork Made By: aki; twitter: @akiesque

Tomik: Human law and security mage with the Orzhov Syndicate

Ral: Human Storm Mage. Top tier Izzet League. Planeswalker

Sōsuke: Dragon-blooded elven Sorcerer; Lightning/Electricity specialty. Top tier Izzet League. Planeswalker

—

Sōsuke was standing on the roof of the Laboratory for Electricity and Weather Control. Watching a man walk down the street. He seemed to have a contemplative… yet sad look on his face. Nala, a bronze scaled ‘desert’ pseudodragon, was hanging comfortably off his shoulder. She chirped at him in a somewhat worried tone.

He’d chuckle slightly and reach a hand up to her and pet her softly. “Yes, it’s for the best Nala and besides Inthink going to Ikora would be fun. They have dinosaurs there.” There was another chirp from Nala. “Yes, people know where I’m going. Both Niv-Mizzit knows...” 

Nala would then just stare at him. “I left Ral a letter.” She continued to stare. “Look I know it isn’t the best way to go around it but I don’t think I could tell him in person.” Sōsuke would sigh. “I don’t think I can do the just friends thing anymore. So I would rather him be happy with Tomik even if that means I’m not.” 

He’d then shake his head and smile at her softly. “But let’s go on this new adventure and see where it takes us!” Nala would give an excited chirp as Sōsuke would say a few words and the spell had her slowly disappear and reappear as an elaborate tattoo on his arm. 

But as he would turn to leave the elf his heel would slip and Sōsuke would lose his balance and fall from the roof. But instead of hitting the pavement below he found him tumbling to his knees on a world that wasn’t Ravinca. 

He’d slowly rise and stand up. He saw a world of machinery.  There was some sort of black liquid on his hand. He’d shake his hand to get it off, eventually just whipping it off on his pants. He’d then shake his head and hold it in his hand. A sudden headache rushed him. 

He then thought it best to continue back to Ravinca then continue on to Ikora. 

The sorcerer shook his head once more before disappearing into a mist of black and spiders as he walked back home to Ravnica.

A myr has a real bad day

compleat.

"Please, for science, tell me how it feels. Leave nothing out."

-Prologue to Phyresis

HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Gray Merchant of]] [[ἀσΦόδελος]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... PLANES wALKER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[The Cheese Stands Alone]]? ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Remove this card from your deck before playing if you are]] [[sacrifice fodder]]? SALES, GONE TO [[Exile]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Demonic Pact]] FOR LONELY [[permanents]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE LOST [[WU Control]] OF YOUR [[life total]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Threads of Disloyalty]] WHY BE THE [[Draft Chaff]] WHO HATES ITS [[0.02 tix]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[LoyaltyCounters]]. YOU'RE  [[can't be blocked if defending player controls a Plains]] AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[SPARK.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Play with the top card of your library revealed.]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

I was okay with yesterday’s story, but today less so.

“The old you is dead.”

No no no no.

The old you is the material the new you is made of. There can’t be a new you without an old you.

You don’t BECOME PHYREXIAN and not have it affect you. That’s just… come on now.

Ooof.

—An actual person with a surgically altered body who is getting very tired of lazy Look They’re Cured Now