Today’s episode of our Quaran-tainment Series features the first chapter of Amber Skies, an ongoing story by @normal-horoscopes. The full story can be found on AO3, and you can support the author on Patreon.

Narration, editing, and original music (“Amber Skies: Intro” and “Amber Skies: Main Theme”) by @phinnsy.

Cover art by @terrafey, used with permission. (Sorry for the cropping, SoundCloud forces you to...) View more of terrafey’s art on Instagram, and leave a tip on Ko-fi.

If you’d like to hear us do more of Bones’ fantastic story, let us know! I’d love to do a full on multi-voice production of it.

New Blog

I’ve been told by a number of people that I ought to get into voiceover work, so I thought I’d give it a shot.

My new blog, phinnsyreads, reblogs some of the more well written posts I find on tumblr with a recording of me reading it. Feel free to suggest posts to read, or submit something original! Feel free to follow it as well! Or don’t do either! Exercise your free will! Or don’t and FOLLOW IT NOW FOLLOW IT NOW FOL-

There’s an associated YouTube channel as well, which for now only includes the recordings of tumblr posts you’ll find on the blog (which are all unlisted by default). I may post some YouTube exclusive things in the future.

You’re all beautiful and I love you and have a good day!

Do you have questions for Izzy and Phinnsy?

Hello everyone!

We’re going to be doing an interview on Friday 23rd, with @izzybutt​ and @phinnsyreads, the voices of Uriel and Raphael!

Kendra 'Izzy' Murray is an actor for the CoT project, playing the role of Uriel. She got into the fandom around the time the Amazon series came out, when a friend introduced her to it, and she's been hooked on it ever since. So when the opportunity came up to create something for the fandom she's come to love, she jumped at the chance. She's been acting onstage for fifteen years, and voice acting for six, though this will be her first podfic. You can also hear her playing a variety of characters on Fool’s Gold Theatre Productions’ Supernatural Genderswap podcast, including a very particular trickster. She’s very glad to be part of this project, and is excited to embark on something new and wonderful, with a great group of people.

phinnsy is on the voice cast for the CoT project. Most of his live acting experience has been onstage as a classical vocalist and opera singer, occasionally also doing straight plays. Though now no longer actively pursuing opera as a career, he continues to perform as a choral singer and recitalist. He began his venture into voice acting when he created phinnsyreads.tumblr.com in 2018, where he put his readings of tumblr posts, poetry, vignettes, articles, and sh*tposts. He is now showrunner, narrator, director, editor, and occasional composer for his podcast The SCP Foundation Database, an immersive audio storytelling series based in the world of the SCP Foundation. Though chiefly an SCP reader, the podcast includes radio play elements and a meta narrative around the personnel accessing the files being read. phinnsy first read Good Omens a decade ago and rediscovered his love of it with the recent TV adaptation. He has begun reading Crown of Thorns and is enjoying it immensely.

We’re sure you guys have some questions for them! Send us an ask, or mention us @crownofthornspod!

~The CoT Pod’rama team

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Crown of Thorns

Cast and Crew Q&A

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Today's installment of the Joke Series, originally released to our patrons on 4-Sep-19, is now available to our full audience!

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Today's installment of the Joke Series, originally released to our patrons on 2-Oct-19, is now available to our full audience!

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A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE:

1. We're turning what are currently straight descriptions of video in the SCP-093 documentation into full audio logs so it's more interesting to listen to. This is A LOT of work, however, so we'll need a few weeks to focus solely on getting it put together. There will be no new episode the weeks of March 8 and March 15 (and potentially also March 22). Thank you for your patience!

2. The investigation into SCP-005's disappearance is now being directly handled by the O5 Council and MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"). No further memos on this topic will be released, but the story has yet to conclude...

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The Thing Under the Fridge

by @bethanythemartian

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[The voice of the Narrator was provided by @lapis-liberalis.] [The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel.] [Introduced by @phinnsy.]

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New episode! Happy Holidays!

We'll be taking next week off, so have a safe, happy New Year, and a good riddance to 2020!

New (to most) episode!

This episode was originally released on 7-Aug-19 as part of our monthly, Patreon-exclusive Joke Series. From now on, we will be releasing a past episode from this series to all listeners on the first Wednesday of every month, while patrons will continue to receive a brand new joke episode on the same day!

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December's installment of the Joke Series, requested by patron Brittany Mittler and featuring Toby Crow and Raymond Duke, has just been released to our supporters on Patreon!

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New episode, featuring @phantomancer and guest artist Bradley Moore!

Bradley is the Artistic Director of Music City Theatre Company in Nashville, TN. He also hosts The Thursday Read, where he and a troupe of actors stream a live reading of a classic screenplay every Thursday evening at 7:00 PM CST on Facebook Live. Upcoming reads include Back to the Future Part I, The Breakfast Club, and Ghostbusters (1984).

Today's installment of our SCP Tales series, based on SCP-1471, features Christian Jasper and Rosie Forrest!

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Society for Cryptids in the Earthly Plane

by @bethanythemartian

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[The voice of Angela Harris was provided by @lapis-liberalis.] [The voice of Dr. Matthias Pluck was provided by @phinnsy.]

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