This is the funniest thing about the Touhou x EU4 mod

Paradox games are evil. Not because they're bad or anything but because I open one and suddenly it's midnight and my girlfriends are like "Delia are you okay? You've been nonverbal the past few hours!"

We're so excited to be vending at this week's Queer Maker's Market at Books With Pictures in Portland! Stickers, zines, art prints, and more will be available at our booth.

Just like at Salem Pride, we'll be accepting trading and bartering as well. :)

IMAGE ID: A autumnal themed graphic that reads "PDX Queer Meetup Presents: Queer Maker's Maket. September 13th, 2pm-7pm. Hosted at Books With Pictures, 1401 SE Division"

I got this cute Pokemon from Gambit's at Lloyd Center. It was priced at $18 but I didn't realize until after I paid that it rang up at $22. When I questioned it, the employee let me know that someone had covered the original price with the lower one. I was like "Okay, don't worry about it." to which they replied "I feel bad.." and went to get the manager. While the manager was issuing a refund, he was lecturing me about people changing the prices and how none of their small Pokemon are under $20 and I was like "I assure you I didn't change the price, I literally just picked it up off the shelf." He tells me groups will come in and change the price and then send a friend back to the store to buy it (yes, this makes as little sense as it sounds). I was like "That sounds like a lot of work." He gave me a full refund and I assumed he was going to re-ring the Pokemon up at $18 but he just stood there. I'm like "Can... I not buy the Pokemon?" He says he's confused, he thought I wanted a refund and that I can't buy it for less than $22. I was like "I didn't ask for a refund, I literally said don't worry about it and the employee said they felt bad and went and got you." Anyway, all that said I bought the Pokemon... after we left Jake and I discussed how weird this interaction was and how the manager was implying that I was trying to steal or get one over on them (for $4???). It's a shame because I've always enjoyed looking through all of the Pokemon at Gambit's (they have a wide selection) and I'd like to support a small business but I def won't be buying anything from them ever again. If anyone has any recommendations for other stores in Portland, OR with a good selection of Pokemon plushies please let me know.

I got this cute sticker at Floating World Comics, also in Lloyd Center. No one accused me of stealing it, haha. I got a few more stickers for my sticker book this week around town:

I really wanted one of these tee shirts from the plus size resale store but they don't carry my size.

I'm fat but not fat enough for the fat store, haha.

I caught this shiny Aerodactyl at Clackamas Town Center and also got this little Totoro change purse.

I went out with the girls tonight to try this vegan cannoli at Virtuous Pie. It was okay, but definitely didn't taste anything like a traditional cannoli. I enjoyed the fancy presentation though.

Arcades of Portland

"Welcome human, you've been sleeping for five thousand years. You'll be glad to know that humanity is still standing, science and art are thriving and everyone is happy and wealthy including you. Is there anything you'd like to do?"

"Victoria 17, NOW"

First curb find of the season!

paradox really said "how can we make victoria 3 unplayable" and then did it

Game Grumps Live was a goal and dream come true, I still remember showing you Grumps way back than and always wanted to take you to a show ❤ I love you Crissy

‼️ ART DROP TOMORROW ‼️ Tomorrow I will be stashing three bundles of patches and stickers around the Hawthorne/Belmont neighborhood. They are almost identical bundles, though the moth sticker varies slightly. I will be posting hints on my instagram story first, then in a post, so be sure to check my story around noon tomorrow to see if you can snag a free bundle of items worth $30+ 🥰🥰🙏 GOOD LUCK!!

I’m tellin ya, Tobin Heath is gonna wanna be a part of this. Portland who?

hi arthur please tell me a funny thing about mommy kaito

will do let me go through my massive filling cabinet of vsynth facts. um. oh here's a good one.

In one of Project Diva's X's main story cutscenes it is revealed that Kaito practices his idol poses in the mirror. The exchange goes as follows:

Miku: Your pose is really something too, Kaito. Have you been practicing in the mirror?

Kaito: Well, I had to make sure our Cute Cloud adventure ended with a nice flourish.

afaik Kaito practicing in the mirror only relates to this plot point and not as a whole, but given his portrayal in Project Diva up until this point it wouldn't surprise me.

still not over the fact that we got one of the best games in the franchise with project diva x and then they were like. "um. heres the same bland, outdated game we ported off an arcade machine and made no changes to for the third time. lol"

Can’t believe they are selling the 288 page PDF for HtR 5th edition for almost 40 bucks and they haven’t even assured that sites like Roll20 have a HtR 5th edition character sheet >.<

My new Oc chilled Chuck (block of ice)