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catsxratsxbats · 8 months
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LA One Piece + onion headlines (among other things)
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gor0uz · 2 years
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jjk fic rec
don’t forget to read tags. read most of these in the span of a week, so there’s not a lot I like yet. there’s something about the sukufushi dynamic that I need to think through a bit more to understand why I'm drawn to it. part 1 probably. (edit: part 2) 
1) Eternity Enshrined by apartment. 136k words, 16/16, megumi/sukuna. cried many times. lord. the afterword/analysis of the fic also brought me to tears. I need to get permission to print this masterpiece and carry it with me everywhere. have reread this so often.
2) KINGSLAYER//GODMAKER by SkantySkylar. 210k words, 21/24 so far. megumi/sukuna. read up to the halfway point of this fic in one night; 11 pm - 6 am nonstop and my heart hurt the whole time and I couldn’t put my iPad down even though I had a final in a few hours.
3) with open mouth and open mouth by ftera. 7k words, 1/1. toji/gojo. something lighthearted after the previous heart stabbers. I got daddy issues. 
4) I’m not your doctor by Oilux. 10k words, 1/1. megumi/sukuna. love me a mafia AU. vet megumi is super cute too. 
5) Armed, Enamoured by apartment. 10k words, 1/1. megumi/sukuna. very interesting. 
6) THEY SHOULD CALL U SUGAR! by megumis. 13k words, 1/1. toji/gojo. I've reread this like four times already. I love toji. I need this irl. well, maybe this should just stay fictional, but...okay.. I do want this irl... is there something wrong with me (also this author.... i need to give them a hug.. all their fics have the same codependency/caretaking theme :c ) 
7) a ticket for two by huixin. 1.6k words, 1/1. yuuji/junpei. the first jjk fanfic I read. read this like the day it was posted, immediately after I watched /that/ episode (2 years ago). I didn’t come back to this fandom until like a few days ago, god.
8) The Art of Genuflecting by EvilPeaches. 4.7k words, 1/1. yuuji/sukuna. indeed, EvilPeaches proves that they are evil. deeply disturbing imagery. sukuna is a monster. usually I binge every fic that an author I like posts, but I was too scared this time.
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jinshubrainrot · 2 years
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A Doctor's Bouquet, part 1
cw: sumeru spoilers, not proofread, dottore x lisa
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"A book club would be a GREAT idea. So great that Celestia herself is going to bless us." Zandik muttered as he marched through the halls, apparently now in a book club organised by some peers in the Akademia. His rommate told him he signed up after drinking some fire whiskey, now he can't back out for the next six months.
He slams open the door to the library, prompting the librarian to shoot him a murderous glare, which he gleefully returned.
His student scarf billowed behind him as he strode forward to the group of students waving at him to join.
Zandik pulled out a chair and sat on it, grumbling. How funny of them to discuss fucking LIGHT NOVELS. Seems like they were a new thing in Inazuma.
Stupid light novels, who in their right mind decided to start a business out of them??
Oh how Zandik wished to man a ruin machine right into these guys' tiny little peni-
"Don't you think its a little boring in here, cutie?"
What.
WHAT.
Was this girl really talking to HIM?
His red eyes snapped to the voice source, which was a young girl, probably younger than him, even he doesn't know what age his omega build is. Her light brown hair sitting atop her shoulders was curled at the ends, adorning a purple rose in her braid.
Her green eyes sprakled as they made eye contact.
"What say you, darling. Shall we skip this?"
"Say what-" her gloved fingers shushed Zandik as her other hand grabbed his. She pulled him up and away, both managing to disappear into the giant library, the girl giggling when they were secluded.
"What are you?" Zandik asked, stunned by the girl's actions, convinced she had already gone mad like the scholars in Paripurna Life do.
"I would like to correct you, cutie. Who am I? Just a little witch. The sages like to call me the Witch of the Purple Rose."
"Thats stupid." Zandik had no filter.
The Witch of the Purple Rose laughed.
"Right? I suppose it will make sense when we're older. Call me Lisa for now." She booped his nose, smiling.
Weird creature named Lisa.
Interacts in book club.
Don't kill her yet.
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xxlumos · 8 months
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*smooch*
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mumblesplash · 5 months
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part 2!!!! [read part one here]
transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:
“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone
“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try
think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress
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necromycologist · 5 months
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yall better stop calling Shakespearean English Old English… thats Early Modern English. that English is not old it’s barely stale ???
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libraryraccoon · 4 months
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The Demon Of Cancellations : A Cancel Contracts Business
The story of a demon in hell that can cancel contracts.
P1 (here) -> P2
TW : Bad english, english isn't my first language.
Pronouns used for the Reader : he/they
Male/Gn reader. Others info : the reader do 5'7 and have a dark academia style with a trench coat.
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There was a well-known demon in hell. They were not an Overlord, but very powerful.
‘Why ?’ you will ask ? Because they was able to make any contract appear, and make it disappear, cancel it, just by touching it.
People call them The Demon of Cancellations.
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I should tell you where all begin, right ?
Well, that all begin with a teenager, a 16 years old teenager.
He was a normal teenager, going to school, lying, daddy issues, mama’s boy, hating the life and his siblings, burning car and sometimes house...
A normal teenager from the Gen Z.
But, one time, he die.
His friend told him to jump from the rooftop of their school.
And, as a dumb suicidal, he jumped.
And just like that, when he opened his eyes, he was in hell.
He didn’t know what to do. He always know he will end up in hell, yeah, but he didn’t expect it that early !
So, like everyone that go in hell and don’t know what to do, he decided to do a pact with an Overlord !
Well, try will be a better word.
Why ? Because when he touch the contract, the contract disappear. The contract was cancel.
And our little demon, that wasn’t that dumb, decided to start a business which consists of canceling contracts.
And that worked !
And it’s just like that, that The Demon Of Cancellations was born.
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Angel Dust wasn’t very sure about all that “Demon Of Cancellations” thing, but if they can cancel his contract with Valentino, he won’t say no.
It was Friday, at 9pm, when Angel Dust arrived at the building where the Demon Of Cancellations do their business.
The building was a normal building, well, as normal as a building can be in hell.
Angel entered the building, and went up to the third floor, where his, perhaps, savior's office was.
The Demon wasn’t what Angel expected. And the Office too.
Angel imagines a large, dark office, with a large and terrifying demon waiting for him.
Not a 5'7 teenage human-like demon. No, but seriously, the only things that differentiated them from a human were the demon horns and tail.
Angel knew that some demons kept appearances that could be more or less close to their living form. In fact, the less bad things a demon does while alive, the more similar its appearance will be to when they was alive.
But that didn't make sense ! How could a powerful demon, who could break any contract just by touching it, have done only a few bad things ?!
“Hello, Angel Dust I supposed ?” said the demon, making Angel Dust focus on the demon in front of him. “Come, take a sit, I don’t bite, I swear !” they said with a soft smile.
The Demon was wearing clothes that looked Dark Academia style, as well as a trench coat, and they had a black blindfold covering their eyes.
They didn’t look that different from a regular demon that haven’t done too much bad thing from alive.
 But Angel Dust couldn't let his guard down. They were The Demon Of Cancellations after all.
Carefully, he sat down on the seat in front of the desk, looking at the face of the demon in front of him.
“So, what contract do you want me to cancel for you ?” they ask, always with a smile.
‘They look like a little like Alastor, think Angel Dust, ‘always smiling like a fucking creep.’
“With Valentino.” Said Angel Dust.
“Valentino ?”
“Yeah. A problem with that ?” ask the spider demon.
‘Maybe they can’t cancel it. Yeah, that should be that.’ Think Angel Dust, mentally repressing himself for having believed, for having hoped, to be able to end this fucking contract.
“Oh no !” said The Demon Of Cancellations. “It’s just that it’s the 5th this week that someone ask me to cancel a contract with him.” They explain. “I was thinking about putting my office closer to where he works, as most of my clients are his workers."
“If you do, I doubt you'll survive more than a day. He'll kill you when he will see you." Said Angel Dust with a little chuckle, thinking at Valentino that was swearing about “That stupid fucking demon that take all my bitches”.
Angel Dust won’t lie, it’s only after hearing that, that he decided to come see them.
And as his contract appeared, floating on the desk, he knew he had made the right choice.
The Demon Of Cancellations touch the contract, and just like that, the contract was cancelled, disappearing in the air.
Angel Dust couldn't help it, he smiled and cursed.
“Yeah ! Take that, you bitch Valentino ! I’m free !”
And he was. He could feel his soul being free after all this years.
The Demon Of Cancellations laugh at that.
“Well, you’re free now. So go do all that the devils do when they are free.” Said The Demon Of Cancellations.
“FUCK YEAH !” scream Angel Dust, running out of the office. He had to tell what just happen to Charlie and Husk !
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The Demon Of The Cancellations, Y/N by his real name, was happy in a way.
He was maybe a trash, a bad person from his living, but he won’t do the same in hell. He will help people to be free, well, as free as a sinner can be, even if that mean that he will die because of that.
Especially if he can get money with that ‘good’ action.
What ? He was still a demon after all. Why would he do that if it's not for money ?
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Possible part 2 with Husk and/or Alastor.
It’s the first time I write for Hazbin Hotel, for Angel Dust, so it’s not that good but I will try to do better.
In a timeline, it happen after the season one.
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no cause what do you MEAN nico was so stressed the entire abu dhabi 2016 weekend all he could eat was frosties. frosties the cereal that lewis and nico bring up at every chance and very obviously associate with one another?????
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seagull-scribbles · 10 months
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They’re out of touch
[1/7] next>
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saphushia · 1 year
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|| part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 coming soon... ||
man sabo really thought he'd get away from ace that easy, huh? well tough shit buddy you just got the attention of one of the most stubborn men on the seas. i do wonder how this'll play out now that sabo's cornered... hehe >;3
textless versions below the cut for those who want to look at. pictures <3
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(skipped page 5 due to. y'know. it not having any dialogue)
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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puffywuffy8904 · 10 months
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Assorted Ducktales 2017 text post edits! (under the cut to avoid dash clogging)
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kroosluvr · 25 days
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spare bento [ part 1 / you are here! / part 3 ]
"kasumi was always so insistent about that. ...and, thinking about it now, i guess she was right all along."
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strawberrybabydog · 1 month
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if we keep doing uwu soft little vampire and big strong dumb werewolf how are we going to ever break out of gender binary
if i see 1 more artist make the masculine/larger/stronger human partner into the werewolf im going to freak out
lycanthropy is about losing yourself. please i am begging you to make someone random, someone unequipped, into a werewolf. please. small scrawny werewolves who are weak and scared, feminine werewolves, werewolves who struggle with the idea of taking something's life (even another animal for food) werewolves who refuse to get dirty because they're averse. werewolves need more than 1 mental illness yall
its kind of a joke at the beginning but not really. make an insane jacked vampire and her petite femme werewife with braided patterned fur or something; make the vampire a seamstress who wont quit until her werewife has the perfect fitting dress for her new furry body. stop with the "oh this character is butch/masc, CLEARLY they would make a good werewolf" shut uuuuupp be a LITTLE more creative. come on!!! do you really think every single werewolf has a premium gym membership? quit drawing them like it !!!
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canneddolts · 9 months
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yesterday twas my mission to completely memorize the (mark 4) hev suit
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sluttyhenley · 6 months
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baby's first car chase
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONINGd
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