LIFE OF LUXURY INCORRECT QUOTES PART 1
Chester: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Chester: And I started thinking.
Chester: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Chester: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Parker: Are you ok?
Parker: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Chester: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Parker:
Parker: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Chester: I love that song.
Chester: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.
Parker: Oh Chester, I’m already embarrassed by you.
Chester: Isn’t this a bit dangerous?
Parker: Chester, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Chester: ...
Parker: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Chester: ...
Parker: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Chester: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Parker: Why not?
Chester: Because I don't know what they mean.
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“in today’s video, me and chester ordered a gay potion off the dark web, alot of weird things happenin this video..” (they made out and fucked)
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FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON WE'RE SO BACK
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one thing I love about the dynamic for Chester and Parker is that Parker is the definition of "doing the wrong things for the right reasons" and Chester is the definition of "doing the right things for the wrong reasons"
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another life of luxury thingy because they are so easy and fun to draw. I saw this same thing here on tumblr by some other artist, just had to redraw it in my style here u go
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tumblr is like the only place with a life of luxury fanbase so TAKE IT!! please SOMEONE recognize these ridiculous guys
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I love (insert problematic characters name here) but sometimes I also wanna bash their head on a latter in the rhythm of the intro to Down Under.
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THERE WERE 2 BEDS AND HE PRETENDED THERE WAS PISS IN HIS BED SO HE COULD SLEEP WITH PARKER NOBODY TALK TO ME IM DEAD IM LITERALLY DECEASED IM CRYING HE IS SO FUCKING SILLY THE ABSOLUTE ZESTY MF LMFAOOOOO
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